Konosuba - Christmas edition

Both, in the asshole.

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>>151403616
She is old enough for breeding at least

>>151403631
The law says otherwise.

>>151403587
Right is the correct answer.

[X] bakuretsu

Never watched this show but Megumeme is cute, so right I guess.

D

F

C

When s2 starts?

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>>151403712
Only in your prude and backward shithole country.

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Y'all can have em. LewdKnight is my girl.

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>>151403616
Here's the (You) you've been craving.

Megumin is for everyone.

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>>151403587
Exploding inside of Right.

>>151404462
You are now bookmarking LiveChart and AniChart (see which one you like more).

>>151404512
Pedo spotted.

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>>151404497
>slightly used goods
Close enough.

>Os5tbz6.png

>>151403587
>Left
>Old hag with udders
>Right
>Cute dfc loli
Obviously right.

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Im still mad that Season 2 will only have 10 episodes

>>151405637
that means they can drop the shit chapters which is good

>>151403587
Its not even a question. RIGHT!!!!!!

>>151405637
Dammit! That is BS

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>>151404651

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>>151403587
Aqua is objectively the perfect life companion.
Megumin is generic chuuni bait

>>151405820
Yeah a drunken whore that has huge debt is such a catch

If only a threesome with Eris and Chris was possible.

>>151403587
>edition

Cancer

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>>151406025
But she is made of fun and soft, anon

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>>151406086
>Eris and Chris
Absolute pinnacle of bad taste

>>151406512
Axis cult please go away.

As for my three companions that had been called out to by those guys…

“““?”””

They looked through their surroundings, searching for girls who met the traits the guys mentioned.

…Finally, they noticed that the guys had probably been talking about themselves.

“““!?”””

The three of them began to act all flustered and suspicious.

Darkness hurriedly turned her back and played with her hair, and Megumin began to pat the dust – that had accumulated during our journey – off her robes.

And then Aqua said.

“Hey you guys over there, did you just call us pretty? Did you just call us beautiful? Say it one more time!”

…………

There were no guys in Axel that were benevolent enough to say such things to them huh.

So I suppose that they wanted people to praise their appearance once in a while huh…

>>151406861
SLUTTSS

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I'd rather have a nice bit of alone time with the shy bi-I mean Lich

>>151406086
Well, with gods anything is possible I suppose...

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>>151406861
>Aqua is the only one not afraid of confrontation
Best girl

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>>151405820
>>151406421
This desu

“Kuh, i-, it isn’t anything to feel ashamed of! But I’m not going to drink it regardless. After all, this saké is meant as a reward for you! But I see, rather than saké, you prefer my body instead right? Alright then, if you’re going to go as far to say that, then why don’t I reward you with my body!? Go and lie down on the bed!”

“You… For someone who just tried to drug me, you sure are angry, when it should be the other way around! Alright then, if you’re going to say that, then do reward me!”

An eye for an eye. Darkness and I, with unusually high-strung emotions, moved to the top of the bed.

Although she spouts this kind of nonsense on a daily basis, I know full well that she’ll back down come the real thing.

I removed my top, and lay spread-eagle on the bed.

“Come at me!”

“Y-, You!”

Seeing my naked upper body, Darkness – unsure of where to look – turned her head away.

“Oh, what’s wrong, what’s wrong? Are you really just an ojou-sama who’s all talk!? Well of course, whilst you always call incompetent or worthless, in the end, you’re actually just some ojou-sama that would get embarrassed by a kiss on the cheek!”

“You’re getting ahead of yourself. How could I let a plebeian like you belittle me! How about I keep to my word, and reward you with my body, hm!?”

Without waiting to finish, Darkness straddled my body.

>>151407487
Darkness best girl.

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>>151407487
>beating the Chuuni at her own game
Checkmate, crimson shit

>“We have our own circumstances. We can continue to be allied, but we do not want to incite the demon king army you see? Ah, also, while we’re at it, let’s dissolve our engagement. In the first place, my parents decided it on their own. To start with, I didn’t want to marry a barbaric Belzerg princess. Once I heard that the ladies were stronger than men there, I decided that there was no way I would marry you.”

What a beta prince.

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Merry Chrismas.

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>>151407872
>being so intimidated by a woman that you literally have to flee
That is omega tier orbiter.
There's only one real alpha male in fantasy australia.

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>>151408473
At least he managed to make Iris happy though.

>For a mere moment—

>For just a mere moment, Iris showed an overjoyed expression, to the point where tears immediately filled her eyes.

Gotta admit I was feeling really happy reading that line too.

Fuck Iris is really amazing, I don't care if you guys called her a marry sue, Kazuma need someone normal by his side.

I had mixed feeling to not seeing her in season two, hope we'll get a third season and Deen not butchering her design.

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>>151405820
>only one page of the best girl

If he doesn't make part II with 30 pages of only Megumin I will never forgive him

The prince seems cute enough that the author would make him a potential suitor for Iris.
This could end with the prince being nice to Iris and her showing interest.

But even that much would be too NTR for Kazuma.

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>>151409113
Kazuma isn't taking any shit from other males.
Even that one guy that is obsessed with Aqua, he bullies beyond reason.
Truly the hero we need

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Every fucking day. Every single fucking day this little faggot demon gIrl just explodes my castle with this stupid fucking look on her face.

>>151409035
Where to find ln scans/illustrations

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>>151409586

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>>151409113
He is a dipshit, but Iris always has a fondness for dipshits like Kazuma, Megumin, and Claire, so maybe she'll warm up to him.

But like >>151409035 shown, her heart belong to her Onii-Sama.

The prince is a passable shota though, I wonder if we'll have a trap character.

>>151409622
For vol. 10 the oloured illustrations is on the prologue page already fully translated and typesetted too. The rest of the illustration you can find on each corresponding chapters.

If you are in a hurry, ask yunS or maybe other anon could point to the right direction. I bet it's already on Baidu or Imgur.

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>>151409586

I'm glad each volume is basically a self-contained story. I don't think I would like this series very much if it has overarching multi volume arc.

>>151403587
I'm not usually a lolicon.

But after reading the lns, definitely right.

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>>151403587
Hardly a contest

>>151410081
based on Iris's statement, I feel like she's going to involve Megumin and her explosion somehow.

megumin will cause you to explose intensely

aqua will just puke on you

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>>151411278
>aqua will just puke on you
this is somehow bad?

>>151403587
RIhgnt IS FOR GENTLEMNE T OF SUPERIOER S U P E R I O R TASTE. LEFT IS FOR KEKADDODODLUEDODOEASFSDGFASDGZDRSG

>not walking the path of explosions
Heresy.
EXPLOSION

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>>151411433
>Not bathing in the pure waters
Wew anon.. Just... Wew.

>>151407688
>Megumin, who was heatedly berating Darkness, began to take heavy breaths.
>Occasionally, I think that somewhere deep inside her, she was bit of a sadist.
She might end up as your dom someday considering this and the ice cube scene.

>>151403587
>it's commonly accepted that either of the two is best girl
I feel bad for Darkness fags. I am an Axis cultist myself, but Darkness fans must be on suicide watch.

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>>151403587

Left, for headpats, cuddling and marrying. Right for a quick fuck.

>>151411543
Darknessfags enjoy suffering.

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>>151411591
Litteraly opposite.

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>>151411504
I could ship them.

Also this volume is where the illustration got noticeably better.

>>151411504
>W-wait, its not what it looks like!!
>That's okay Megumin, the Axis Cult accepts relationships between the same sexes. Please continue, Kazuma and I will go to the market
Ice cube scene was hilarious

>>151411672

Nah, megumin isn't made for bearing children and being a good mother, she's just a stupid explosion mage.

>>151411704
You really shouldn't bring intelligence into the arguement if you're trying to defend Aqua.
I don't need her to bear children, but I do want her for headpats, cuddling and marrying. Megumin is vastly more headpatable you must admit.

>>151411704
You dont know anything about my gentle Megumin.

You can keep your lower than average intelligence water goddess.

>>151411704
>megumin isn't made for bearing children and being a good mother
And aqua is?
Just because your mom was a retarded drunk doesn't mean that this is in any way an indication of good parenting.

>wanting to spend your life with a boring autist rather than do it with the funnest goddess around

>>151411813
>Aqua
>Not autistic
Choose

>>151411761
>Megumin is vastly more headpatable you must admit.

Nah, headpats are reserved for the cutest most needy girls and Aqua is definitely the cutest and most needy. Aqua 100% needs Kazuma, and the fact that she's so useless (despite having revived him from the dead and saved the day numerous times) is what makes her so head-pattable.

>>151411787
>You can keep your lower than average intelligence water goddess.

Gladly, she's best girl after all.

>>151411796
>And aqua is?
100% yes. Megumin is too immature and silly. Aqua works hard when she needs to like when they did construction work together for weeks, Aqua is a total Bro despite the fact she always tries to pull one over on Kazuma, it's more of a joke when she does it and they're perfect together.

>>151411897
Couldn't have said it better.
Aqua is truly the best girl of 2016 and 2017

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>>151411897
>Aqua is definitely the cutest and most needy. Aqua 100% needs Kazuma, and the fact that she's so useles
I'll agree with you somewhat. Both her and Kazuma need each other more than anyone, but they would both function without. They would just be empty and missing. They need each other to bring the best out in one another.
And Aqua isn't useless by any means. She just needs to be told what to do and kept an eye on, unless she rurns rampart and endangers the entire world

>>151411796
Wow brutal. Mind the season anon.

Left up the butt until she stops being a damegami.

New chapter is out

>>151413359
Link

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>>151413462

>>151404426
>Megumeme
Kill yourself.

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>>151404651
At least don't phone post you fag.

>>151404860
>loli
No

>>151414131
>devianart shit
You don't deserve her.

The correct answer is Yunyun.

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>>151414465
Yunyun is safe choice tier. Nobody dislikes her.

KONOSUBA IS A FUCKING SHIT ANIME AND I'M SICK OF SEEING IT EVERYWHERE.

>>151414884
Its funny and therefore it is not.

>>151414917
>Its funny
No it's not.

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>>151414884
T. Tappei Nagatsuki

>>151414955
Yeah I laugh multiple times every episode. And countless times reading the ln.

Its funny.

>>151415075
It must be fun to laugh at the same unfunny jokes every single time.

>>151415065
Too bad Tappei is literally fucking Konosuba's author. They're probably doing S&M play plast night.

>>151415166
I don't laugh at unfunny jokes though. I laugh at funny jokes.

>>151415391
So why watch garbage isekai anime like Konosuba?

>>151415454
Because it makes me laugh and i don't know what else to watch.

I also like it.

>>151403587
Obviously Megumeme.
>Superior thigh highs
>Cute pantsu
>DFC (flat is justice, only newfags disagree with that fact)
>Superior hair colour
>Slender womanly frame
>Cute chuuni antics

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New visual top-right. It must be the least derp-looking promo so far.

>>151403587
Megumeme and I'm not even a flatfag.

Wife Megumin
Friend Darkness and Chris
Bully Yunyun
Make Aqua build stuff

>>151415801
Agreed, have you look at the cover for the ed though? It look derpy as fuck.

>>151415705
>chuuni
>anything but cringe-inducing

>>151403587
The virgin

>>151415954
>chuuni
>anything but cute

fixed it for you

>>151403587
both are best

>I, who was pressed down by Darkness, immediately called to Megumin for help.

>“Save me Megumin, I’m being violated!”

>“Aah, y-, you-!?”

>“Geez, just what the heck is going through your mind, Darkness? Although I’m not telling you to stop being in heat, Iris is also staying at this hotel, you know? At the very least, please wait until we get home to do that kind of thing.”

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>“Hey, I would very much prefer that you stop putting Axis cultists in the same group as tranquility girls and undead! Apologize! Apologize for putting my children in the same rank as monsters!”

Apologize. Now.

>>151416616
If Tranquility Girls are human they would join Axis cult.

>>151403587
Left for meeting in a bar and having a one night stand.
Right fit making a family with

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>>151403587
Aqua isn't that stacked, tho

both cute, but chuuni mage is cuter than incompetent godess

>sexualising Aqua-Sama

Drown. Drown. All of you.

>“Wait Kazuma, what are you saying all of a sudden! Listen closely alright? I will… No, we will go and play around with those people. Are you not going to feel jealous or depressed…?”

>“Not in the slightest.”

>“He said it like it was nothing!”

>Megumin seemed to be shocked. Well, we’ve had a good atmosphere here and there, but it’s not like we’re dating each other or anything.

MEGUMINFAGS BTFO

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>>151403587
>I did not know what to do, priestess
>What is the 7th doctrine of the Axis cult? "Thou shall not want". Drink today, for you may not drink tomorrow. Eat your fill today, for tomorrow you may starve. Believe me, the goddess Aqua smiles on you
Aqua is benign, and takes care of her children, no matter what

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>>151417498
Aqua doesn't frown on sexual desires.
When her and Kazuma are clearing the first dungeon, she tells him she has the vision of the gods, and can see clearly in complete darkness.
>So when we were sleeping in the barn, could you see... Everything?
>Hm? If you mean when you went fap fap fap, i dont mind, because your back was turned.
>Thank you for your kindness, Aqua-sama
She doesn't care about sexuality at all, she only uses it when she thinks it'll benefit her.

>>151418845
This is the first time Kazuma sees Aqua. Notice how the scarf shapes a heart.
And be reminded than in the original web novels, Aqua chose to remain in Australia instead of going back to heaven/limbo and
Kazuma chose to stay with her.

>>151403587
Right. Chuuni loli is always best.

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>>151419050
pure water > sulphur

Just starting vol7.
This gonna be pervert vol right?

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>>151403587
Aqua:
>Fun
>Beautiful
>Useful
>Independent
>Not shy of sex
>Stands up for herself
>Center of attention
>Divine
>Periodicly polite
>Borderline retarded
>Bordline alcoholic
>Borderline gambling addict

Megumin
>Cute
>Powerful
>Confident
>Hungry hungry skellington
>Dedicated
>Loyal
>Poorfag
>Insane inlaws
>self-comatizing
>Threatened by others

Darkness:
>Beautfiul
>Rich
>Aryan
>Powerful
>Sexually deviant
>Selfish
>Brave
>STONK
>Noble
>Indecisive
>Agressive
>Boring

Wiz:
>Titcow
>Dead
>Cold
>Afront to nature
>Demon king general
>Economically handicapped
>Dependant
>Insecure
>Good natured
>Tolerant
>Powerful

Eris:
>Well meaning
>Hard worker
>Cute
>Flat
>Insecure
>Easily dominated
>Hesitant
>Noble
>Divine
>Modest
>Forgiving

Choose carefully now, anon.

>>151419608
Alright anon. I've carefully decided on the choices laid out in front of me, and the best option is clear to me. I choose (You).

>>151405637
l-lewd

>>151409622
JewPress pls no DMCArino

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>>151420315

>>151419608
I choose Iris.

>>151421365
>flat
>shit
>actual dog shit
Wouldn't expect anything else from you anon

>>151409113
Kazuma got NTRed before. If he gets NTRed again, he really might become the next Demon King.

Even the Demon Generals Kazuma faced have mentioned that Kazuma is much more evil than them in thought and planning.

>>151421865
This is actually true. Every evil character Kazuma encounters are amazed by his lack of decency and latent evil.

>>151419608
Megumin

>>151419608
>>Dead
>>Cold
>>Afront to nature
My kinda gal

>>151421974
Also, Kazuma was pretty brutal with Mitsurugi by freezing his throat.

Vanir, a Duke of Hell, was also amazed at how much a scum Kazuma could be, and Vanir actually lives in Hell so he knows scum when he sees them.

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>bullying Wiz

You better not let me catch you or Wiz is gonna need to make the graveyard bigger.

>>151422406
Ill bully those tits if you know what i mean

>>151422183
Kazuma is a fucking sociopath. He scares his enemies by doing what they do, just better.
And yeah the frozen choke on Mitsurugi was cruel, but you can argue it was necessary in the situation.
However, when he met Mitsurugi while he and Aqua where strolling the markets together, and he verbally and mentally abused him, that was just cruel. And then, Aqua doing the exact same thing afterwards. Wew.
Being Mitsurugi is suffering.

>>151422700
It's his fault for acting high and mighty with his cheat item.

But Kazuma was built on being a scumbag anyway, that's why they nickname him with puns off his name like Scumzuma, Trashzuma and Lowlifezuma. He's not evil just a scumbag that is ultimately kind at heart for his companions.

>>151422700
To be fair, Mitsurugi brings his misfortune on himself by trying to be the shining heroic paragon of righteous blah blah blah. Dude needs to learn a bit of pragmatism and to keep a cool head.

>>151403587
>edition

>>151422406
I want to paizuri Wiz

>>151423144
Back of the line, faggot.

>>151423225
I want to paizuri Wiz before you do
I will make her my sex slave and won't share her

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>>151423011
>>151423018
Mitsurugi is a cunt, and always was. He might have his heart in the right place, but as you say, he is pretending to be a knight on a white horse.
he was always easy pickings for both Kazuma and Aqua

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>>151423303
>i want to make her my sex slave
What power do you hold over the undead? The shopkeeper is a quite powerful lich, you know. A goddess' power could subdue her easily. If you join the Axis Cult you could learn more about this!

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>>151423368

>>151423368
I'll also make Aqua my sex slave with the power of my dick.
No need to join some rain-dead retard cult

>>151408473
Vanir

>>151404497
This.

>>151404493
wew lad.

>>151419608
Yunyun

>>151423675
Vanir is sub-alpha. He is close, but he is scared of Aqua. His initiate reaction to her, is to literally choose to being blown up rather than face her.
I agree, he is second to Kazuma, but nothing more than that.

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>>151404497
>>151423684
I love finding Darkness fags in the wild. I imagine this is what birdsspotters feel when they see a rare breed.
Gods blessings on you, you delirious bastards.

>>151423868
To be fair, Aqua is probably one of the two beings in the world that can permanently kill Vanir.

>>151423868
He faces off against her plenty of times though. He's not as scared because he knows he'll always be able to come back in a new mask.

>>151424116
That is true. And she has made it clear that she wouldn't hesitate to.
On another note, who is going to VA him? They are keeping their stellar cast, so they better give him a really fucking good one as well.

>>151423972
Are all Darknesdfags dominant or sadistic?
I am.

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>>151424164
That isn't true. She kills his physical body a few times, and when he starts fucking around with emperor Zell, she asks him what would happen if she would exorcise his mask instead, and he panics. He knows he is moments away from certain death if he pisses her off genuinely, and not just bantz

>>151424287
I must have binged too hard then.

>>151424239
All darkness fans are submissive painsluts. Megamemers will own you in the afterlife. >>151411504

>>151424415
Don't get me wrong, he isn't shivering with fear with her around, but after the birth of Emperor Zell and her threats, he knows that there are certain boundries even he wouldn't cross.
Mind you, that bit, where he reminds the other duke of hell who he is, is fucking balls. End of nl8 i think.