What if Santa looked like this?

>>151395626
I would give her lots of milk with a big black chocolate cookie

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>>151395626
>I sold a an old couple Santa outfits.
>The woman joked the husbandu about how their daughter would hate it.
>Best dad pays for two Santa suits for women.
>I can only imagine what the 2nd set would be used for.
>Never knew store sold those.

>that hips
You need more loomis

I would probably rig my chimney to capture her.

>>151396068
Don't overthink it, HENTAI!!

He must be a best otou-san that wanted to piss off her daughter a little

>>151396113
post your work faggot

merry christmas d/ic/k

>>151396186
I didn't care. I was happy that one was a three piece short top and vest combo.

>>151396454
>I was happy that one was a three piece short top and vest combo.
Oh damn!
Yeah, who knows what did it get used to

Santa is not real

But sluts are.

>>151395626
I-I'm Santa? Doushio?

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>>151398241
How did you become Shinka?

>>151398468
I discovered i am Shinka when i discovered /a/

>>151398859
I knew I was Shinka all along. From the very start.

>>151399362
>implying you weren't a mai

>>151395626
She wouldn't be needing a bag of presents

>>151395626
What will i do if my dog bites her?

>>151399916
Don't worry, she would never come to your house.

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>>151399974
good cause i don't want my dog to get some kind of disease

>>151398241
>>151398859
I need to fuck you. Now.

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>>151396174
Just drug the milk & cookies. Less mess & effort required. Save that for the rape dungeon.

I would enter her 'chimney'

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>>151395626
what is Santa looks like this?

>>151402452
Little boys all over the world would change their wishes to something a lot more lewd.

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>>151395626
>hairclip

>>151402607
How many dogs has she pleasured so far?

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>>151402720
Zero you disgusting pervert.

>>151402758
No one is going to belief that.

>>151395626
Nibutani boobs or Rikka ass
That is the problem

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>>151404173
I'll take Shinka, you take Rikka.

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>>151395626
/vip/ here. Reminder that if you have a 4chan pass it's require that you worship Shinka.

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>>151404621
>last post on /vip/
>1 hour ago

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Merry Christmas, Shinka thread!

>>151405226
I wish she was my senpai

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best girl right here

>>151395626
Can you prove Santa doesn't look like that?

>>151405689
If Santa did look like Shinka, the elfs and Rudolph and its gang already raped Santa till death

>>151405905
Good argument,I can accept that.

>>151395626
A lot of songs about him would have to be rewritten.

I want to become Shinka

>>151395626
vaginal sex

>>151406118
You are my Shinka if you want

>>151404173
Shinka has the better butt for smelling

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>>151395626
too much fat.

>>151396113
fuck off /ic/

>>151395626
Then my theory about Santa being a lesbian was right.

>>151405294
CUM IN
KUMIN

>>151395626
I want to look EXACTLY like Santa.

>>151395626
Boner patrol

Does Shinka use dogs instead of reindeers?

Be Shinka or be with Shinka, /a/?

Shinka doujins are far better than Rikka ones

>>151413874
Be Shinka

>>151413874
be a Shinka and have fun with other Shinkas

Roofies in the cookies my man

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>>151415156
Sounds good, me wearing the tracksuit.

>>151415241
me wearing the bikini and touching myself while staring your white pale thicc thighs

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>>151405294
my nigga

>>151395626
We Christmas party now.

>>151413874
Be in shinka.

>>151415241
Me with the water balloons ready to make your bloomers wet

>>151415241
Me a 400 years old Mori Summer with the harp.

On the first day of Shinka

>>151416423
My fat butt gave to me

>>151416873
Fat buns and a thing for dogies.

>>151415241
Me as the witch.

>>151395626
puppies

>>151415241
Me with the glasses and braids

>>151395626
If she didn't have that stupid fucking hair clip she would be perfect

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>>151418894
Am I you're waifu now?

>>151418980
Nope. I know as soon as I waifu her up, she will put back on that stupid hairclip. And you can only have one waifu.

>>151395626
I'll fuck her when she comes to my house

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>>151419046