I just got into my hotel room, I start unpacking, and I find this thing in one of my bags. What do I do?
>>151282343
Nice onahole
>>151282343
pound
Hug her
>>151282343
Remove and keep head and throw away body.
>>151282499
Gross
>>151282343
Try and figure out who she is and where she came from. I'd sit her on the bed and get some juice and/or a snack and talk to her without trying to seem to freaked out. If I get too nervous I think she'll start crying and then I've got a bawling loli in the room I rented for 1 adult male. I know if a 3D woman hears a younger girl within 100 miles of her she instantly flies into a rage and will do anything in her power to make the man with that girl as unhappy as possible, so I'd like to prevent that from happening as well.
Ideally she'll be mature and I can buy her a bus ticket back to wherever she came from. In a non-ideal situation where she can't remember, I'll just hold onto her to prevent me from having to go to the police about the whole situation, because that will surely end poorly as well.
>>151282343
How did she not suffocate?
Ask if her butt hurts.
>>151282343
Eat her.
>>151283765
Can't even call this a shitpost.
>>151282499
Fucking degenerate.
>>151283799
duffel bags aren't airtight, anon.
>>151283765
Where are the eggs
>>151285022
epic meme
>>151282343
I get the sudden urge toanswer my phone.
>>151282343
Fart on her face and seal the bag
>>151282499
What the fuck man, I know this is 4chan but you are goig to far. Fucking creep.
Is this some kind of setup? I'm just trying to get to the beach.
>>151286835
lol
>>151282343
Rape is fun for everyone, especially family.
>>151282343
First step is to stop posting roleplay shit on /a/.
>>151286183
That's cruel.