Elf-san wa Yaserarenai.

>>151231366
>methonium
It's always the good ones.

STOP STEALING HENTAI ARTISTS

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>>151231366
A mango about thicc elf?
Count me in.

>>151231366
>fat elf
Yes, so creative, so subversive. I really like it when japan shits on this fictional race.

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Fried Potato!!

END.

>>151231366
Welp, that was nicer than I expected.

A pity that scans won't come up regularly if they even appear

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>>151231366
TL when?

>Methonium

Oh fuck.

What has her being an elf to do with anything in this manga?

>>151232378
>not already used to elves being just humans with pointy years

>>151232378
Gap moe.

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>>151232056
Fucking japs.

>>151232462
Sorry for wanting something creative. Back to western elves I guess.

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>>151231366
>Elf
>thicc
>Methonium
I CANT CONTROL MY DICK

>>151232378
Is the gimmick to make it someway interesting

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>>151231366
I would vastly prefer he get his manga about the buff shorty and the thick girlfriend published.

That or more KanColle stuff featuring the chubby one (I don't know shit about KanColle)

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>>151232608
>western elves
>creative
They're doomed so stay as either tree hugger or magical ubermenschen.

Is this a one shot or an actual serialization?

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Hope Orc-chan will appear too.

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>>151231366
>yet another isekai story

>>151232757
Even if it would be true, that's still better than japans humans with pointy ears as a superficial gimmick.

>>151232854
>fantasy elf transported to real world
>isekai

Man I feel this, potatoes are really good, but they're just pure starch, so you just can't eat them if you're seriously trying to lose weight.

>>151232946
>another world story is not an another world story

>>151233013
It's not another world, it happens in our world

dumbass.

>>151232854
Will a hug make you feel better anon?

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>>151232870
Japanese elves prove that all elves exist only to be REMOVED with extreme prejudice, like kebab.

>>151233067
For her, IT IS an another world, dumbo

>>151233127
Great reply, have a (You).

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>>151233144
So...all the series with magical girlfriends that come from other worlds are isekai too?

That'ts retarded and you know it

>>151233127
I thought that flower in her chest was a dick with cum

>>151233237
No, because its not a central point of the plot.

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>Methonium
My loins wait in anticipation.

>>151233237

>magical girlfriends
>protagonists
>world travel central to the plot

It's like you're being silly for purpose

>>151232854
>sad_isekai_picture.jpg

>>151233353
>>151233397
I was trying to be ironic

>>151233859
>I_was_pretending_to_be_retarded.jpg

>>151232738
>He

>>151231366
Go on...

>>151233911
Do you have evidence to the contrary?

>>151232870
I've never seen thicc western elves, that's pretty innovative, your move.

>>151234224
Because elves are supposed to be lithe, slender, and fair, if not also taller than a human.

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>>151232946

>>151234090
Literally follow her twitter and instagram you fucking morn

>>151233911
'S FINALLY

>>151232757
Hey at least in Glorantha they're freaking plant people.

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>>151231366
>thicc elf
HNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG

Niceee, TLs when?

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>>151232253
>That satisfied face.
I WANNA FEED ELF-CHAN MY POTATO

>>151234345
Still not seeing any proof.

>>151234456
Why didn't you learn Japanese?

>>151234512
i'm scared the nips will laugh at me if i sound stupid ;_;

>>151234532
Why the fuck would you learn it to talk to nips? I'm just talking about thicc elves here.

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>>151234512
I wish there was a place where I could learn Japanese.

>>151234512
I tired, mission impossible.
The language isn't difficult, there's just too much to learn.

>>151234625
/djt/ dying ended any chance of me learning Japanese.

>>151234638
What do you think difficulty is?

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>>151234591
Stop it anon, you're going to make us all bleed to death.

>>151234638
>>The language isn't difficult, there's just too much to learn.
So you're just going to wait for translations for the next 70 years? I'm not even 2 years in, and I can read this entire thing, no problem.

>>151234687
You'll learn one day ESL-kun.

>>151234711
tutorial thread direction please....help me

>>151232253

>eating shitdonalds

dropped.

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>>151234494
>>151234345
>>151234090
>>151233911
Meth is a guy, only similar person I know for a fact is a girl off the top of my head is Fukumaaya, since they seem to interact a lot on Twitter

>>151234940
Their fries are alright.
Local joints are much better but it's probably not a thing in nipland.

>>151234818
If something needs a large amount of effort to understand, it's difficult. If there's too much to learn, it clearly would require a lot of effort to understand.

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Hey guys it's your boy sweetbabyrips here with another translation fresh off the presses, I'll be uploading this to all the hot DDL and torrent sites in a couple of minutes but here's a preview of the ending for all you lucky kids

>>151235726
wew

>>151235726
So there is more isekai thicc girls...

>>151234318
>ear twitching when happy

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>>151231366

Chubby elf from taking too many McD's?

>elf
>no orcs
11/10 MOTY

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>>151231926

It's fucking GENIUS!

>>151237867
>twitching
This nigga doesn't even know what ぱたぱた means.

That ho be flyin', yo.

>>151231926
It does things to my dick, he's onto something!

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>THICC elf
Genius

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>>151231366
>Thick elf
God bless this man.

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>>151231366
>chubby elf

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>thick elves!
>tall dwarves!
>skinny orcs!

>chubby elf wants to be thin again but doesn't want to stop eating fries

Meth is a legend.

>>151238391
She only wants to be thin again to fit through the door home, which is kind of pointless if you're addicted to potato.

>>151238388
>thin humans!
>short humans!
>thick humans!

>A young man, Naoe Tomoaki, works as a consultant at a popular massage shop.
>He will be in charge of a woman who came to the treatment center for a diet course.
>But the woman is an elf from a different world with pointy ears and a bow!
>Why did the elf that should be slender get fat? And will the diet succeed!?

I am so happy right now.

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>>151238656
>it's okay to fuck up what makes a fantasy race that fantasy race because I have a superficial understanding of them!

>>151238388
Tall dwarves don't make sense, but being skinny or fat or muscular are variable

>>151238975
>fantasy races should abide by made up rules made long ago
That's how you kill creativity.

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>>151238952
>with pointy ears and a bow!
Remember when elves were also good at their specific kind of magic and used swords? Japan surely doesn't.

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>>151238975
Sir, I'm going to need you to calm down.

>>151239065
Actually, a character who is a dwarf that's way taller than other dwarves wouldn't be bad

Oh my god my dick is going to fucking explode for this thicc elf

fuck, is he gonna stop drawing porn now?

>>151239150

He'd be a titan of rock hard muscle and beard.

>>151239099
>Japan surely doesn't.
But there was reference to Deedlit.

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>>151233127

R U D E
U
D
E

>>151239065
>but being skinny or fat or muscular are variable
Elves are pretty much described as slender in almost every setting, how much variability there is is often difficult determine.

>>151239069
>made up rules
It's fantasy. It has some inspirations in mythology, but it's made up in the first place. An elf is a made up thing, and slender, lithe, fit are the things that they encompass. You can start your own fantasy setting and see how well your fat elves will be received. Probably not very well.
>creativity
Yes, making an elf the opposite of what they are supposed to be is the pinnacle of creativity. Let's do tall dwarves next and skinny, peaceful orcs that would never think about raping anyone. Such creativity.

>>151238975
You're an autistic retard and that's why you will literally never create anything in your life.

>>151239462
>peaceful orcs that would never think about raping anyone
That's actually a current fad

>>151239325
I know, but this might parody what I was complaining about, because that elf really seems like the standard forest bow-elf of today japanese fantasy.

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>>151239521
I'm aware, it started some years ago. It was fun back then but it can only be funny for some time.

>>151239467
I published a fantasy book, it doesn't sell well and I blame me for being shite at marketing, but I got a contract through it

>>151234711
neet?

>>151239150
That exists. Carrot Ironfoundersson

I know the best idea.
Just make dark elves more relevant and stop making them rape and ntr material because that shit still piss me off.
And I am looking right now at kuroshit with a knife and hatred

>>151239726
You're a fucking liar.

>>151232253

Holy shit the faces are top tier. Sign me the fuck up.

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>>151231366
>Methonium
Hold me lads.

Is this a series or one shot?

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>>151231366
Interesting.
They shuffled it in order to avoid download from f12.

>>151239937
>You're a fucking liar.
It's just the reason why I'm so autistic about it.

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>>151235005
>He thinks there are male hentai mangaka

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>>151233127

Elves will remove you. Mon'keigh genocide soon.

>>151240335

That won't do shit against a snipping tool.

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>>151239101

DELET THIS

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>>151240595
meta-humans are by default lower creatures that are just bitter that their physical traits aren't enough to keep up with humanity. Metas could never win

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>>151240670
Good luck on it.
It would be an pain in the ass.

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>>151240670
>>151240830

snipping tool confirmed?

So if I become a hentai artist I'll eventually become a manga artist?

>>151234318
would marry a chubby elf with a weakness for McD fries.
>would spoil by bringing her to mcd on a saturday for 1 small burger and a large fries.

>>151240992
yeah, but it'll take a century

>>151241021
Hey, if Drill Jill can actually get a published Getter Robo manga made, I don't see why not

>>151231366
So.... Is this vanilla or what?

>>151240992
How many days you took to assemble this page?

>>151241021
Actually hentai manga and doujins is the way to become manga artist.
I heard ken sugimori made trap doujins in the past.

>>151241251
It's not R-18.

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>>151241251
>tags: rape, gangrape, inflation, tentacles, ahegao, drugs, mindbreak, handholding

>>151238975
>Fantasy races can only be like how Tolkien said they were, even though he literally made everything up

You know "ents" were never tree people. They were some kind of giant. You know who made them tree people? Tolkien.

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>>151241295
i don't know if you're trolling or not, but this is how I did it on windows 8

on mac you press command + shift + 4 to bring up a similar click and drag tool

>>151238975
>>151239726
Oh this paints a pretty picture.

You know why your book didn't sell? It was probably because it was a derivative, hackneyed piece of boring shit rather than because you're shite marketing.

Fantasy only works as parody, and Pratchett God rest his soul still has that niche covered.

You know why game of thrones is popular? Not because of the fantasy. Because of the solid characters and the violence, sex and politics which Martin mostly just stole from the history of Renaissance Italy and Scotland.

>>151231366
my cute elf can't be this PUFFY

>>151241660
I don't remember Tolkien ever describing his elves as skinnier than humans. Legolas was ripped. But pretty much every other fantasy setting has elves as slender. This is nothing you can blame Tolkien for, it's part of the elf-thing, almost universal, as much as having pointy ears. And the fact that's it's a fantasy race doesn't nullify that it carries some associated tropes with it quite the opposite, because you can make any shit up with fantasy races there are certain things associated with a certain race, like the aforementioned pointy ears. Seriously, I don't get why some anons get so triggered when you point out that elves are supposed to be slender.

>>151241989
The whole joke of the manga is that gap moe

>>151231366
I took a look on the manga.
She came to our world to eat fried potatoes.
Reason:
>Fantasy world's food culture.
>Condiment is literally for rich people.
>Literally grill or stew/boil only.
>No taste at all.
>No plant improvement.
Then that elf meet our food and she say this.(Caution: Bad english)

"Fry the potato on oil?
Had the oil another way to use than throwing to the enemy at the fight?
Put at fried potato the snow white salt....
That golden thing is now an Gold bar!
A fried treasure!! How can this be a "junk" you idiot!!
Fried potato is a God given sacred food!!"

>>151241888
So you must have an bigger monitor.
Mine is 1366x768.

>>151231366
>diet
all she need is lifestyle change, drink plenty of water, become aware of calories and macros, learn too cook, commuting to countryside for farmers' market, scheduling cheat meal twice a month (or once a week if too active) pick up a hobby like arhery, horseback archery, or parkour archery. better yet if she is good at it become its instructor

>>151242067
We are beyond talking about that manga, it's /tg/ now.

>>151242119
You forgot your activated almonds

>>151241989
>I don't remember Tolkien ever describing his elves as skinnier than humans

But he did paint them as lithe and graceful and beautiful. So when something which goes against that (like being fat) out throw an autistic fit.

>But pretty much every other fantasy setting has elves as slender. This is nothing you can blame Tolkien for

Yes it is, absolutely. Because of every piece of unironic modern fantasy is aping Tolkien.

You know elves in original Nordic folklore were beautiful yes, but their backs were also made of rotting flesh or wood. They were always sinister, that's why the word "elf" comes from the Old German word for nightmare.

But Tolkien threw all of that out, so nobody remembers that anymore and all elves are slender, talk to the trees and animals and use bows.

>>151242177
>>151242119
Also the fact of their food culture stopped somewhere between middle age.
She would not be able to cook same way as us.

>>151242243
Really, the idea she could just eat meat literally any time she wanted would really be the thing to blow her mind.

>>151242119
/fit/ pls stay

>>151241021
Hey, if Tosh and Hisasi can do it, so can you.

>>151242119

>parkour archery
>with minicrossbows and slingshots

Just make the elf a delicious chocolate color.

>>151242241
>lithe
Don't remember that, synonymous with slender.
>graceful
Doesn't neccessarily mean that they are skinnier.
>beautiful
See above. Though this was one of Tolkiens mistakes, that he also described the male elves as beautiful, which we today would only describe females as. This was never his intention though.

>Because of every piece of unironic modern fantasy is aping Tolkien
It isn't, I would be glad if they would try. Instead they are ripping of DnD or warhammer fantasy to varying success. You know where the woodsman bow-elf comes from? DnD, because in Tolkien those were only a small portion of his elves.

And brining up mythology doesn't help at all. Our understanding of fantasy elves is so far removed from the mythic elves which range from german feys to Scandinavian alfar. Throw in some svartalfar and you also have dwarves as elves. This doesn't help at all.

>>151242437
>tanned elf
Example?

>>151242705

Chocolate can also be from mixed parentage, but yeah. There are plenty of examples at boorus.

>>151242632
>Doesn't neccessarily mean that they are skinnier

In the modern cultural understanding yes it does, 100%.

Keep in mind, a little bit of tummy is landwhale tier in Japan.

>Instead they are ripping of DnD or warhammer fantasy to varying success

Which was aping Tolkien in turn.

>This doesn't help at all

You were complaining about people "fucking up" what makes a fantasy race a fantasy race. If the modern understanding doesn't come from Tolkien, or from the original mythology where does it come from?

>>151242632
>Our understanding of fantasy elves is so far removed from the mythic elves which range from german feys to Scandinavian alfar.

That's exactly the point I'm trying to show you. Because our understanding IS based ultimately on Tolkien's works.

>>151234663
The guide still exist. That's all that's really necessary.

>>151242931
>Keep in mind, a little bit of tummy is landwhale tier in Japan.
And yet they love tits

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>>151232056
>>151231366
I had to crop it by myself.

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>>151234286
>hes never played with someone playing a fat elf before

>>151231366
It looks like shit, thanks.

>>151243391
why did i imagine it in the voice of Gintama?

>>151242931
>In the modern cultural understanding yes it does, 100%.
Goddamn read my posts again. He never described them as this. He in general barely described the appearance of his fantasy races. Pointy ears were a letter for fucks sake. I already said that how he described his elves has been misunderstood, he never intended them to be skinny fruits.

>Which was aping Tolkien in turn.
In the case of DnD and their elves, yes, but they only copied a small portion of his elves, mainly the Sindar. Never thought about why dwarves use axes? Because Gimli did, but Tolkien never had the axe as the main weapon of his dwarves. In return DnD aped a lot of classical mythology and sword&sorcery with no fantasy races at all.

>If the modern understanding doesn't come from Tolkien, or from the original mythology where does it come from?
Copying various things and then balancing them towards other races. Do you think Tolkien thought his elves had -2 CON but +2 DEX? Do you think you can find this in mythology? This is a later interpretation of his work, which is an interpretation of mythology and his own fictional work. But if you read the Silmarillion you will find that humans actually seem to have -2 CON.

>>151243381
Japan is strange country.

>>151231366
ANIME WHEN?

>>151235726
Status: not delivered

>>151242119
>>151242437
Parkour archery is fake and gay

>>151243563
>He never described them as this

THE STRICT WORDING OF TOLKIEN'S WORKS HIS INTENTIONS ARE OF LESS IMPORTANCE IN THE FORMATION OF THE CONCEPT OF ELVES IN POPULAR CULTURE THEN THE INTERPRETATION OF TOLKIEN'S WORKS, IDIOT.

>Copying various things and then balancing them towards other races. Do you think Tolkien thought his elves had -2 CON but +2 DEX? Do you think you can find this in mythology? This is a later interpretation of his work, which is an interpretation of mythology and his own fictional work. But if you read the Silmarillion you will find that humans actually seem to have -2 CON.

No one gives a shit about stats. Say what you mean.

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>>151241989
>Seriously, I don't get why some anons get so triggered when you point out that elves are supposed to be slender.
For the same reason why you get upset when people tell you it doesn't matter if an elf is slender or not. I think elves should be slender, but people are free to do whatever they want with them. Universal laws aren't required to be followed. The only one that is really required is the pointy ear thing.

>>151243563
"Beautiful"=thin

>>151243828
>The only one that is really required is the pointy ear thing

You know I'm pretty sure this only came in during the early 1900s as well.

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Who would have known that Thicc Elves would create such conflicts.

>>151243794

And that general concept of them being haughty, aloof, wood-loving immortals. I think Tolkien elves are really set aside from what DnD/RPG does with elves, which usually humanizes them and just makes the the wood folk with pointy ears, and not these creatures who care not for the world of men sort of shit.

Tolkien elves are more like Vulcans than they are DnD elves.

>>151234663
Wait when the fuck did /djt/ die? I swear it was still up a few days ago.

>>151240335
I've always wondered how those manga downloaders descramble images like these.

I might make it my next programming project.

>>151243391
Here's what I have by doing it in multiple parts : https://my.mixtape.moe/vfmaro.png

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Is this porn?

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>>151243890
And it has since became the feature globally and in normalfag culture as what defines an elf. It's not an elf if it doesn't have pointy ears.

>>151243967
It's not "thicc", it's called FAT. It's a fat elf, closetfatfucker.

>>151243987
That's not a meaningful evolution in the concept of the "elf" though, that's just a simplification. They're just jettisoning some of the more complex characteristics that were dependent upon on the deeper lore of Middle Earth and just taking the superficial characteristics almost wholesale.

>>151243967
Well, it is /a/. I'm hard pressed to find a topic that doesn't set off conflicts here.

>>151243794
>capslock
Calm down.
>No one gives a shit about stats
But that's what modern elves portray pretty well. Our current fragile dexterity elf isn't what he created, you maybe you only find in his Sindar. His Noldor were some other kind of melee badasses. This is why I'm saying that our current elves don't fit his. Don't even get me started on the mage-elves.

>For the same reason why you get upset when people tell you it doesn't matter if an elf is slender or not
because it's not an elf if it isn't slender.

>>151243838
But beautiful=/=fat.

>And that general concept of them being haughty, aloof
No, these aren't Tolkiens elves. His elves are one of the best friends of mankind. Goddamn fuck this thread and read some books. Wood-loving isn't even such an elf thing in his work, it's universal because of his bias towards technology.

>>151244043
Sorry. I was sayng about the webm.
I didn't find the Hataraku Maou Sama webm so I downloaded it from youtube and cropped the video.

>>151243890

Haven't read it, but I don't think the King of Elfland's Daughter makes and reference to ears. The ear thing was probably based off the Germanic stuff with the little elves.

>>151244065
Only if you're a normalfag or just plain unimaginative.

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>Elves have to be like this!
>Dwarves must be like that!
This is how the black and white mind of the alt-right works.

>>151244065
>It's a fat elf, closetfatfucker
Don't tell him. He's American

>>151244142
Fuck, I'm getting too mad for this, it was a post for (You) as well >>151243987

>>151244174
dwarves are way more consistent, manga elves are just foreign humans with pointy ears

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>>151231366
Is it just me, or did this kind of make anyone else sad?

I couldn't read it, but I get the feeling that the poor elfy was trapped in world of human degeneracy, all alone and fat.

>>151244287
Dwarves are just fantasy Irish people

>>151244142
>Calm down

Not an argument.

>Our current fragile dexterity elf isn't what he created, you maybe you only find in his Sindar. His Noldor were some other kind of melee badasses. This is why I'm saying that our current elves don't fit his

You're equating thin with fragile. And I don't think the common understanding of an elf includes fraqgilitiy at all.

"Dexterity" is a meaningless DnD term in this situation.

>because it's not an elf if it isn't slender

Only according to the common, Tolkien derived understanding.

I don't understand where the hell you're getting idea that 95% of modern fantasy isn't ripped off from Tolkein because it really, really is.

>>151244144
Well, I was thinking a 19th century Romanticist's illustration of a fairy/elf.

>>151244045
It's ecchi.

>>Is he a chubby chaser or not?

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>>151244316
And then she falls into depression and gets even fatter and fatter.

>>151244347
i mean i know what to expect of dwarves physically, elves can be smaller, taller, brown, light skinned, flat chested, huge boobs, skinny, thick, fit etc..
In a lot of anime/manga if i take away the pointy ears they are human, dwarves or orcs on the other side are much more distinguishable

>>151231366
Why is her thigh getting smaller? And her calves get bigger?

>>151244347
Actually Tolkien kinda meant them to be Jewish, especially in the Hobbit with the whole lost homeland thing.

>>151244600
So who are Armenians?

>>151243336
The assistance I received in the threads was digestible and exceptionally helpful. The fact that it was anonymous helped me ask stupid question which I needed serious help on and not receive back lash which would shake my weak Ego, haven't found a forum like it since.

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>>151244500
I get that it was trying to be "comical", but it just felt so depressing, even though it hit two or three of my fetishes.

>>151241917
>Fantasy only works as parody, and Pratchett God rest his soul still has that niche covered.

*tips fedora*

>>151244656
Just go to djt on /jp/. It's pretty much the same people on different board.

>>151244647
The orcs of course.

>>151244389
>I don't understand where the hell you're getting idea that 95% of modern fantasy isn't ripped off from Tolkein because it really, really is.
Modern fantasy has some strong base in Tolkien, but it evolved a lot from him.
>dwarves are scottish vikings
Not Tolkien
>orcs a big green niggers
Not Tolkien
>elves are fragile little bowmen
Not Tolkien
You can actually thank DnD and Warhammer for some of these things. Tolkien had other things in mind.

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>>151244647
Armenians aren't nearly as well known.

>>151244702
Holy shit anon thank you so much, is this a new thing since DJT was banned on /a/? I browse /jp/ semi regularly and never seen it on there, I'm genuinely grateful for this suggestion.

@151244697
You want to prove me wrong, boy?

>>151241917
>Fantasy only works as parody
Listen, mate, I like Pratchett but that is bullshit. Parodies only work if the thing it's based on actually has some substance to play with in the first place.

>stole from the history of Renaissance Italy and Scotland.
You do realize that's what fiction is like in general? From Tolkien and fantasy to some other authors of other genres, they end up basing things off real life. The good works don't exist from a vacuum.

You really need to read more.

>>151244781
>@
>>>/out/

>>151244764
>dwarves are scottish vikings
>orcs a big green niggers
>elves are fragile little bowmen

Those are all incredibly supficial senpai.

Tolkien made the orcs destructive and evil. It only makes sense to make them physically imposing from there.

He made elves beautiful and etherial. It only makes sense to make them kinda like Dive Bowie after that. Add in Legolas and we see where the whole archery and woodlands association comes from.

As for dwarves they're still basically the short artificers they've always been. And, really, do you think the Nordic association with dwarves comes from DnD...?

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>>151244769
So Rohan is America?

>>151244980
But Tolkien's orcs were just the destructive nature of industrialization and WW1, they even had tanks and rifles!

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>>151244992
>Rohan comes to save Gondor while dark, wretched creatures invade and plunder

Seems true. Just kidding, Tolkein never even considered America when he writing.

>>151244980
Just remember that whenever you scream at 10ft tall red orcs from WC for being too tolkienesque that you are a retard.

>>151244833
>Parodies only work if the thing it's based on actually has some substance to play with in the first place

I don't see how any of that proves fantasy only works as parody these days. What was the last successful unironic pure fantasy thing that wasn't LotR? Even most fantasy vidya has to be "dark" fantasy which usually just means more sex (which, like parody, is still a subversion of "pure" fantasy).

>You do realize that's what fiction is like in general?

I never said it was a bad thing. It's just that's why the series is popular, not the fantasy.

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>manga about elf
>the elf puts on some pounds by eating fast food
>WAAH THIS ISN'T AN ELF ANYMORE THIS SHITS OVER THE ENTIRE EVOLUTION OF TOLKIEN'S ELVES IN MODERN FANTASY

>>151244833
>You really need to read more.

I'm not a neet, I have no time to (and admittedly no interest in) reading "pure" fantasy works. Because the overwhelming majority are simply completely derivative.

>>151245157
Oh, now I see. You're arguing based on multiple flawed premises and assumptions to begin with. You know what, think what you want.

>>151245224
Nothing beats /a/utism

>>151245234
>I don't have in-depth knowledge of a thing
>but I'm going to claim to have in-depth knowledge of it anyway
This is what you're doing.

>>151245123
Why? Are they not the destructive, primitive bad guys in that property? Or do you really think slightly changing the physical appearance is a meaningful change?

>>151245267
Not an argument.

>>151245315
Given how you're completely failing to show how my understanding is incorrect, I see no reason to think that I don't know everything I need to know.

>>151245224
You're laughing, but this is what happens in most scientific fields when someone comes up with something new and promising.

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author has a thing for thicc

>>151245407
Multiple people have already called you out on it (I'm not even the person you were original arguing with). You just don't want to think that you're wrong, that's all.

I see no reason to convince you otherwise since at this point, it's apparent that you're not budging from your position anyway, as with the typical stubbornness of internet argument. Like this one >>151245371

>>151245466
This is called fat, not "thicc".

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>>151245449
>comparing your autistic temper-tantrum to ongoing scientific research

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>>151245466
>tfw no gf with tits bigger than her fat head

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>>151245509
>fat

>>151245466
Potbelly?

>>151245501
Because your arguments are flimsy and unconvincing.

The only thing that came close was the point that DnD has had more of an influence then I give it credit for but even then, the degree to which it has had a meaningful influence is debatable.

Full disclosure, I'm only really repeating the arguments made by noted critic and published comic fantasy author Yahtzee Croshaw.

https://youtu.be/nJlDkGUA2YA

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>>151245572
Using a panel from a certain angle that shows nothing when you just posted one showing her with layers upon layers of fat doesn't change the fact you are a fatfucker.

"Thicc" is just a word insecure closetfatfuckers use to hide the fact they are want to fuck landwhales.

>>151244571
Her thigh muscles atrophied

>>151245501
>>151245636
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/video-games/columns/extra-punctuation/9460-Elves-and-Dwarves-Don-t-Define-Fantasy

Here's a companion article.

>>151245687
>closetfatfuckers
Are you gonna become identifiable by this word now?

>>151245767
What sort of fucking boogieman posting is this bullshit?

To sum up: modern "pure" fantasy is derivative shit and the only entertainment to be had from it is through subversion. In this case: chubby elves.

Hang on.
Will he still draw h?

>>151246663
HOPEFULLY

>>151246663
You could draw it yourself, anon.

>>151240595
what anime is this?

So amidst all the autism, did anyone fully rip the raws? I might be a bit too busy with other projects to translate it now, but if no one else does for a bit it's something I'd add to my list of stuff to do.

>>151244347
But Dwarven are fantasy jews anon.

>>151240335
Straight-up printscreen can do the job, just being in lower resolution.

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>>151241888
>zionism
>trump dick size confirmed
>gay sex

you baited but your webm was so impressive no one noticed the bait.
you baited yourself ostensibly

>>151245466
>found the author's works
>90% are thicc
>even did some requests for thicc fetishists

>>151248871
HA!
You noticed it just now.

>>151240335
why japanese companies are so retarded?

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Reminder

Pretty dull. The art's on point but it's just not funny. Her name was pretty much the only funny thing.

>>151231366
Any translations?

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I can never get a straight answer from /lit/ because they either assume trolling or are purposely being high and mighty;

I get that an overwhelming amount of fantasy literature apes Tolkien's example also because DnD did, but what themes or races would you presonally like to see that aren't a variation of "noble elves and axe weilding gruff dwarves" that would make a nice story? I've thought about drawing on celtic mythos to find some different ideas there and trying something mimicking the late Renaissance rather than "thatch roof cottages" that make up most backdrops. What would YOU like to see?

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>methonium
is this porn

T H I C C E L V E S

>still following Tolkien's standards
>almost 2017

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>>151250796
No clue what you're doing asking /a/ for this kind of advice, but then again I've been suprised by the number of /lit/fags and /tg/fags I've found here over the years, so whatever.

Treeants might be cool, I feel like they get no love. Elemental forces might also be interesting, like a Wind Spirit getting kicked out of his plane and left here knowing fuck all to do. Nonstandard characters and humanoids might be good if you're trying to avoid the dwarves and elves gimmick. Chances are someone's already tried it though, with varying success.

>>151251058
The fact that nobody can dare to go against Tolkien is really harming fantasy.

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>>151231366
>Methonium

>>151250796
One of the things I've noticed gets overlooked a lot are things like gnomes, brownies, imps, and the various smaller fairyfolk and the like
Thats why I've been enjoying magus bride
That, and egyptian mythos

>>151246921
Well I'm not saying I can't

>>151243546
Because Sugita is GOAT

>>151232056
I hear the Japanese put mayo on their fries.

>obligatory mayonnaise/semen joke

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>going apeshit over a thicc elf

It's like you fags haven't watched Wakfu, even if only for the delicious character design.

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>>151252906

>>151232608
it is creative

have you ever seen a fat elf before besides Santa

>>151252875
How is this a problem?

>>151252875
That sounds revolting. Gokkun even sounds more appealing than that.

>>151252906
>>151252935
>she's a milf with 2 kids now

IOPPED

>>151241888
No
>onepieceofbleach
>Gay sex with HATS ON
>Loli futanari scat porn
>Gaia online
>yaoi folder, etc.

But still, have a (you) for an effort.

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>elgi goes to some umgi isle and gets fat

This is going in the book somehow.

>>151253863
Yurop pls

>>151255147
And another on the way in season 3

>>151255147
That's a bad thing?

>>151251285
As a child touched by the 'tism who had a long fascination with ancient Egyptian history, I can say that is its own can of worms worth exploring.

There needs to be some kind of fantasy story about going through the underworld and all the fucked up things that happen.

>>151245157
Nigger I think you need to read more if you say stories with great world construction is lacking.
I mean that are actual Novels from authors and publishers, not web shit.

>>151243701
Some heartless piece of shit replied to me with wew, so I flew into a fit of autistic rage and deleted the whole thing

Maybe if you guys APPRECIATED the amount of work sweetbabyrips puts into this stuff for free, this wouldn't have happened

>>151258269
Wew

>>151260123
Nice bump that contributed nothing.

>>151257942
There is also a hell of a lot of stuff like the Eye of Argon.

>>151257942
You have to understand when I say fantasy is hackneyed and derivative I do mean the "pure" fantasy that really is just aping Tolkien or Conan or DnD. I understand that the actual fantasy genre is a far broader church.

>>151260934
Are you really going to continue this all over again?

>>151260176
T-thanks

>>151261073
"All over again" implies some sort of conclusion was reached.

>>151261073
>>151261719
As it stands I merely commented on actual demonstrable reality and then you and few autists jumped up my arse because DnD orcs are a different colour so they're completely different to Tolkien's orcs.

>>151244764
>Warhammer
there is a group of elves that to wrestle and kill super lions

>>151262282
Waehammer does always seem like it's trying too hard and I'm not sure if we're supposed to be aware of how ridiculous it's being.

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>>151262282
They are the best.

>>151231366
from dragon dick to thick elf
/a/ is getting more interesting now

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>>151232253
I need a methonium version of pic related with glowing eyes and walking back in the door

>>151231366
Another hentai artist stolen by the Jews.

>>151263018
He was already wani.

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Still no one mention such delicious cake.

>>151263121
Is she a powerlifter?

>>151263121
>cake
>not アラフォー
Fucking EOPs, I swear to fucking christ.

>>151234711
>for the next 70 years
>implying any of us will still be alive in 70 years

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>>151263121
unghhh thiccer!

>>151263264
>Term formed from english words.
Fucking weebs.

>>151231366
>go to usa
>get fat
murica was a mistake

>>151263743
I'm planning on making it to 100, faggot.

>obsessing over deep fried skinny potatoes like a pleb
>not getting fat from superior patrician goose fat THICC oven roasted potatoes instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1bXQlWLl7U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyCB6sqOeLg

She doesn't really look fat, if anything she just looks kinda pregnant.

>>151255147
Wait what? Did they push out a movie or OVA/short or something I'm not aware of?

>>151265603
Several.

>>151231366
>>151231665
those thighs are so erotic

>>151241021
It's a two way street.

>>151231366
This fat elf is pure sex. I want to bully her with my dick

>>151265656
Aw shit.

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>>151244015

Mods banned DJT from /a/ and forced it to move to some other board. People stopped posting because the only reason they used /a/ DJT threads was to learn japanese with cute images of cute girls.

Now /a/ will never learn Japanese.

>>151266548
Don't worry, maybe one day someone will translate something for you. Try over on Reddit, I hear they have a whole subreddit devoted just to learning Japanese!

>>151231366
Looks cute but I'd prefer it being proper porn.

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>>151266328
>>151265656
Cute.

>>151267191
It seems to be just ecchi. Could go to borderline porn territorial though.

>>151234512
I am not talented enough to learn another language. I've tried and failed several.
some people are just better at languages than others, meanwhile my mother speaks 6 different languages and I come out a fucking retard who can only speak one. Worst part is english is not my first language, but I forgot my first language after learning english.

>>151231366
slut elf, how original.

>>151232253
ughh thiccer

>>151255829
I thought dwarfs loved thicc women.

>>151231366
>Fat belly elves

Muh dick

>>151231366
I see japan still continues to rape elves in all ways possible.

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>>151271622
The elves would be mad if they didn't rape them in all ways possible.

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I just want to feed the elf-san more fries to get her chubbier then walk behind her and grab her fat belly and jiggle it.

Has America gone too far?

>>151272567
I don't even give a fuck about thicc

2D Fat girls are love, 2D fat girls are life. We need more of them as primary heroines in anime and manga

There won't be translations or there won't be scans, or there will be for a while then will stop translating and/or scanning.

We are doomed from the start and you know it.

they dont have better fries over there? like fiveguys?

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>>151245535
Meme drive.

Goblin Slayer begins
Threads everywhere
Thick elf
Instant replies

Is /a/ secretly tsundere for /tg/?

another hentai artist taken from us. welp guess this is a sign to accept jesus christ as my lord and saviour

>>151273359
Sorry, not big enough to go international

>>151274550
it doesnt have to be five guys , but even home made fries would be better than mcdonalds fries

>>151274491
It's not like they will stop drawing H after the series end, right?

>>151271323
The term is 'stacked' you know

>>151274452
/a/ and /tg/ settings have been pretty similar since forever, since the first chinaman decided to paint some vietnamese tapestry.
I AM secretly tsundere for /tg/ pls dont tell

>>151265793
And yet she lost them and get hanging gut instead

>>151275788
implying a 2d "hanging gut" isnt sexy as fuck when you can mold it like plado

tl never

>>151232757
>Autodesk Saya

>>151239065
The tallest dwarf tends to be the King of dwarves in fiction when i find em. It also usually elicits a reaction of WTF from the characters that find out the 8 foot tall muscular powerhouse is supposed to be a dwarf.

>>151231366
What's this about and where can I read it?

>>151280615
An elf who hangs out on Earth because she likes french fries and hates Elven food. The link he posted is where you can read it.

>>151279620
Pls not again