New manga by Synecdoche (Methonium).
A mango about thicc elf?
Count me in.
I CANT CONTROL MY DICK
I would vastly prefer he get his manga about the buff shorty and the thick girlfriend published.
That or more KanColle stuff featuring the chubby one (I don't know shit about KanColle)
They're doomed so stay as either tree hugger or magical ubermenschen.
Japanese elves prove that all elves exist only to be REMOVED with extreme prejudice, like kebab.
So...all the series with magical girlfriends that come from other worlds are isekai too?
That'ts retarded and you know it
>That satisfied face.
I WANNA FEED ELF-CHAN
I wish there was a place where I could learn Japanese.
Stop it anon, you're going to make us all bleed to death.
>>The language isn't difficult, there's just too much to learn.
So you're just going to wait for translations for the next 70 years? I'm not even 2 years in, and I can read this entire thing, no problem.
Meth is a guy, only similar person I know for a fact is a girl off the top of my head is Fukumaaya, since they seem to interact a lot on Twitter
Hey guys it's your boy sweetbabyrips here with another translation fresh off the presses, I'll be uploading this to all the hot DDL and torrent sites in a couple of minutes but here's a preview of the ending for all you lucky kids
Chubby elf from taking too many McD's?
God bless this man.
>A young man, Naoe Tomoaki, works as a consultant at a popular massage shop.
>He will be in charge of a woman who came to the treatment center for a diet course.
>But the woman is an elf from a different world with pointy ears and a bow!
>Why did the elf that should be slender get fat? And will the diet succeed!?
I am so happy right now.
>it's okay to fuck up what makes a fantasy race that fantasy race because I have a superficial understanding of them!
>with pointy ears and a bow!
Remember when elves were also good at their specific kind of magic and used swords? Japan surely doesn't.
Sir, I'm going to need you to calm down.
>but being skinny or fat or muscular are variable
Elves are pretty much described as slender in almost every setting, how much variability there is is often difficult determine.
>made up rules
It's fantasy. It has some inspirations in mythology, but it's made up in the first place. An elf is a made up thing, and slender, lithe, fit are the things that they encompass. You can start your own fantasy setting and see how well your fat elves will be received. Probably not very well.
Yes, making an elf the opposite of what they are supposed to be is the pinnacle of creativity. Let's do tall dwarves next and skinny, peaceful orcs that would never think about raping anyone. Such creativity.
I'm aware, it started some years ago. It was fun back then but it can only be funny for some time.
I published a fantasy book, it doesn't sell well and I blame me for being shite at marketing, but I got a contract through it
I know the best idea.
Just make dark elves more relevant and stop making them rape and ntr material because that shit still piss me off.
And I am looking right now at kuroshit with a knife and hatred
They shuffled it in order to avoid download from f12.
>He thinks there are male hentai mangaka
Elves will remove you. Mon'keigh genocide soon.
meta-humans are by default lower creatures that are just bitter that their physical traits aren't enough to keep up with humanity. Metas could never win
Good luck on it.
It would be an pain in the ass.
snipping tool confirmed?
How many days you took to assemble this page?
Actually hentai manga and doujins is the way to become manga artist.
I heard ken sugimori made trap doujins in the past.
It's not R-18.
>tags: rape, gangrape, inflation, tentacles, ahegao, drugs, mindbreak, handholding
>Fantasy races can only be like how Tolkien said they were, even though he literally made everything up
You know "ents" were never tree people. They were some kind of giant. You know who made them tree people? Tolkien.
i don't know if you're trolling or not, but this is how I did it on windows 8
on mac you press command + shift + 4 to bring up a similar click and drag tool
Oh this paints a pretty picture.
You know why your book didn't sell? It was probably because it was a derivative, hackneyed piece of boring shit rather than because you're shite marketing.
Fantasy only works as parody, and Pratchett God rest his soul still has that niche covered.
You know why game of thrones is popular? Not because of the fantasy. Because of the solid characters and the violence, sex and politics which Martin mostly just stole from the history of Renaissance Italy and Scotland.
I don't remember Tolkien ever describing his elves as skinnier than humans. Legolas was ripped. But pretty much every other fantasy setting has elves as slender. This is nothing you can blame Tolkien for, it's part of the elf-thing, almost universal, as much as having pointy ears. And the fact that's it's a fantasy race doesn't nullify that it carries some associated tropes with it quite the opposite, because you can make any shit up with fantasy races there are certain things associated with a certain race, like the aforementioned pointy ears. Seriously, I don't get why some anons get so triggered when you point out that elves are supposed to be slender.
I took a look on the manga.
She came to our world to eat fried potatoes.
>Fantasy world's food culture.
>Condiment is literally for rich people.
>Literally grill or stew/boil only.
>No taste at all.
>No plant improvement.
Then that elf meet our food and she say this.(Caution: Bad english)
"Fry the potato on oil?
Had the oil another way to use than throwing to the enemy at the fight?
Put at fried potato the snow white salt....
That golden thing is now an Gold bar!
A fried treasure!! How can this be a "junk" you idiot!!
Fried potato is a God given sacred food!!"
So you must have an bigger monitor.
Mine is 1366x768.
all she need is lifestyle change, drink plenty of water, become aware of calories and macros, learn too cook, commuting to countryside for farmers' market, scheduling cheat meal twice a month (or once a week if too active) pick up a hobby like arhery, horseback archery, or parkour archery. better yet if she is good at it become its instructor
>I don't remember Tolkien ever describing his elves as skinnier than humans
But he did paint them as lithe and graceful and beautiful. So when something which goes against that (like being fat) out throw an autistic fit.
>But pretty much every other fantasy setting has elves as slender. This is nothing you can blame Tolkien for
Yes it is, absolutely. Because of every piece of unironic modern fantasy is aping Tolkien.
You know elves in original Nordic folklore were beautiful yes, but their backs were also made of rotting flesh or wood. They were always sinister, that's why the word "elf" comes from the Old German word for nightmare.
But Tolkien threw all of that out, so nobody remembers that anymore and all elves are slender, talk to the trees and animals and use bows.
Don't remember that, synonymous with slender.
Doesn't neccessarily mean that they are skinnier.
See above. Though this was one of Tolkiens mistakes, that he also described the male elves as beautiful, which we today would only describe females as. This was never his intention though.
>Because of every piece of unironic modern fantasy is aping Tolkien
It isn't, I would be glad if they would try. Instead they are ripping of DnD or warhammer fantasy to varying success. You know where the woodsman bow-elf comes from? DnD, because in Tolkien those were only a small portion of his elves.
And brining up mythology doesn't help at all. Our understanding of fantasy elves is so far removed from the mythic elves which range from german feys to Scandinavian alfar. Throw in some svartalfar and you also have dwarves as elves. This doesn't help at all.
>Doesn't neccessarily mean that they are skinnier
In the modern cultural understanding yes it does, 100%.
Keep in mind, a little bit of tummy is landwhale tier in Japan.
>Instead they are ripping of DnD or warhammer fantasy to varying success
Which was aping Tolkien in turn.
>This doesn't help at all
You were complaining about people "fucking up" what makes a fantasy race a fantasy race. If the modern understanding doesn't come from Tolkien, or from the original mythology where does it come from?
>Our understanding of fantasy elves is so far removed from the mythic elves which range from german feys to Scandinavian alfar.
That's exactly the point I'm trying to show you. Because our understanding IS based ultimately on Tolkien's works.
I had to crop it by myself.
>hes never played with someone playing a fat elf before
>In the modern cultural understanding yes it does, 100%.
Goddamn read my posts again. He never described them as this. He in general barely described the appearance of his fantasy races. Pointy ears were a letter for fucks sake. I already said that how he described his elves has been misunderstood, he never intended them to be skinny fruits.
>Which was aping Tolkien in turn.
In the case of DnD and their elves, yes, but they only copied a small portion of his elves, mainly the Sindar. Never thought about why dwarves use axes? Because Gimli did, but Tolkien never had the axe as the main weapon of his dwarves. In return DnD aped a lot of classical mythology and sword&sorcery with no fantasy races at all.
>If the modern understanding doesn't come from Tolkien, or from the original mythology where does it come from?
Copying various things and then balancing them towards other races. Do you think Tolkien thought his elves had -2 CON but +2 DEX? Do you think you can find this in mythology? This is a later interpretation of his work, which is an interpretation of mythology and his own fictional work. But if you read the Silmarillion you will find that humans actually seem to have -2 CON.
>He never described them as this
THE STRICT WORDING OF TOLKIEN'S WORKS HIS INTENTIONS ARE OF LESS IMPORTANCE IN THE FORMATION OF THE CONCEPT OF ELVES IN POPULAR CULTURE THEN THE INTERPRETATION OF TOLKIEN'S WORKS, IDIOT.
>Copying various things and then balancing them towards other races. Do you think Tolkien thought his elves had -2 CON but +2 DEX? Do you think you can find this in mythology? This is a later interpretation of his work, which is an interpretation of mythology and his own fictional work. But if you read the Silmarillion you will find that humans actually seem to have -2 CON.
No one gives a shit about stats. Say what you mean.
>Seriously, I don't get why some anons get so triggered when you point out that elves are supposed to be slender.
For the same reason why you get upset when people tell you it doesn't matter if an elf is slender or not. I think elves should be slender, but people are free to do whatever they want with them. Universal laws aren't required to be followed. The only one that is really required is the pointy ear thing.
Who would have known that Thicc Elves would create such conflicts.
And that general concept of them being haughty, aloof, wood-loving immortals. I think Tolkien elves are really set aside from what DnD/RPG does with elves, which usually humanizes them and just makes the the wood folk with pointy ears, and not these creatures who care not for the world of men sort of shit.
Tolkien elves are more like Vulcans than they are DnD elves.
And it has since became the feature globally and in normalfag culture as what defines an elf. It's not an elf if it doesn't have pointy ears.
It's not "thicc", it's called FAT. It's a fat elf, closetfatfucker.
That's not a meaningful evolution in the concept of the "elf" though, that's just a simplification. They're just jettisoning some of the more complex characteristics that were dependent upon on the deeper lore of Middle Earth and just taking the superficial characteristics almost wholesale.
>No one gives a shit about stats
But that's what modern elves portray pretty well. Our current fragile dexterity elf isn't what he created, you maybe you only find in his Sindar. His Noldor were some other kind of melee badasses. This is why I'm saying that our current elves don't fit his. Don't even get me started on the mage-elves.
>For the same reason why you get upset when people tell you it doesn't matter if an elf is slender or not
because it's not an elf if it isn't slender.
>And that general concept of them being haughty, aloof
No, these aren't Tolkiens elves. His elves are one of the best friends of mankind. Goddamn fuck this thread and read some books. Wood-loving isn't even such an elf thing in his work, it's universal because of his bias towards technology.
Haven't read it, but I don't think the King of Elfland's Daughter makes and reference to ears. The ear thing was probably based off the Germanic stuff with the little elves.
>Elves have to be like this!
>Dwarves must be like that!
This is how the black and white mind of the alt-right works.
Is it just me, or did this kind of make anyone else sad?
I couldn't read it, but I get the feeling that the poor elfy was trapped in world of human degeneracy, all alone and fat.
Not an argument.
>Our current fragile dexterity elf isn't what he created, you maybe you only find in his Sindar. His Noldor were some other kind of melee badasses. This is why I'm saying that our current elves don't fit his
You're equating thin with fragile. And I don't think the common understanding of an elf includes fraqgilitiy at all.
"Dexterity" is a meaningless DnD term in this situation.
>because it's not an elf if it isn't slender
Only according to the common, Tolkien derived understanding.
I don't understand where the hell you're getting idea that 95% of modern fantasy isn't ripped off from Tolkein because it really, really is.
And then she falls into depression and gets even fatter and fatter.
i mean i know what to expect of dwarves physically, elves can be smaller, taller, brown, light skinned, flat chested, huge boobs, skinny, thick, fit etc..
In a lot of anime/manga if i take away the pointy ears they are human, dwarves or orcs on the other side are much more distinguishable
The assistance I received in the threads was digestible and exceptionally helpful. The fact that it was anonymous helped me ask stupid question which I needed serious help on and not receive back lash which would shake my weak Ego, haven't found a forum like it since.
I get that it was trying to be "comical", but it just felt so depressing, even though it hit two or three of my fetishes.
>I don't understand where the hell you're getting idea that 95% of modern fantasy isn't ripped off from Tolkein because it really, really is.
Modern fantasy has some strong base in Tolkien, but it evolved a lot from him.
>dwarves are scottish vikings
>orcs a big green niggers
>elves are fragile little bowmen
You can actually thank DnD and Warhammer for some of these things. Tolkien had other things in mind.
Armenians aren't nearly as well known.
Holy shit anon thank you so much, is this a new thing since DJT was banned on /a/? I browse /jp/ semi regularly and never seen it on there, I'm genuinely grateful for this suggestion.
>Fantasy only works as parody
Listen, mate, I like Pratchett but that is bullshit. Parodies only work if the thing it's based on actually has some substance to play with in the first place.
>stole from the history of Renaissance Italy and Scotland.
You do realize that's what fiction is like in general? From Tolkien and fantasy to some other authors of other genres, they end up basing things off real life. The good works don't exist from a vacuum.
You really need to read more.
>dwarves are scottish vikings
>orcs a big green niggers
>elves are fragile little bowmen
Those are all incredibly supficial senpai.
Tolkien made the orcs destructive and evil. It only makes sense to make them physically imposing from there.
He made elves beautiful and etherial. It only makes sense to make them kinda like Dive Bowie after that. Add in Legolas and we see where the whole archery and woodlands association comes from.
As for dwarves they're still basically the short artificers they've always been. And, really, do you think the Nordic association with dwarves comes from DnD...?
>Rohan comes to save Gondor while dark, wretched creatures invade and plunder
Seems true. Just kidding, Tolkein never even considered America when he writing.
>Parodies only work if the thing it's based on actually has some substance to play with in the first place
I don't see how any of that proves fantasy only works as parody these days. What was the last successful unironic pure fantasy thing that wasn't LotR? Even most fantasy vidya has to be "dark" fantasy which usually just means more sex (which, like parody, is still a subversion of "pure" fantasy).
>You do realize that's what fiction is like in general?
I never said it was a bad thing. It's just that's why the series is popular, not the fantasy.
>manga about elf
>the elf puts on some pounds by eating fast food
>WAAH THIS ISN'T AN ELF ANYMORE THIS SHITS OVER THE ENTIRE EVOLUTION OF TOLKIEN'S ELVES IN MODERN FANTASY
>You really need to read more.
I'm not a neet, I have no time to (and admittedly no interest in) reading "pure" fantasy works. Because the overwhelming majority are simply completely derivative.
Multiple people have already called you out on it (I'm not even the person you were original arguing with). You just don't want to think that you're wrong, that's all.
I see no reason to convince you otherwise since at this point, it's apparent that you're not budging from your position anyway, as with the typical stubbornness of internet argument. Like this one >>151245371
>comparing your autistic temper-tantrum to ongoing scientific research
>tfw no gf with tits bigger than her fat head
Because your arguments are flimsy and unconvincing.
The only thing that came close was the point that DnD has had more of an influence then I give it credit for but even then, the degree to which it has had a meaningful influence is debatable.
Full disclosure, I'm only really repeating the arguments made by noted critic and published comic fantasy author Yahtzee Croshaw.
Using a panel from a certain angle that shows nothing when you just posted one showing her with layers upon layers of fat doesn't change the fact you are a fatfucker.
"Thicc" is just a word insecure closetfatfuckers use to hide the fact they are want to fuck landwhales.
So amidst all the autism, did anyone fully rip the raws? I might be a bit too busy with other projects to translate it now, but if no one else does for a bit it's something I'd add to my list of stuff to do.
>trump dick size confirmed
you baited but your webm was so impressive no one noticed the bait.
you baited yourself ostensibly
I can never get a straight answer from /lit/ because they either assume trolling or are purposely being high and mighty;
I get that an overwhelming amount of fantasy literature apes Tolkien's example also because DnD did, but what themes or races would you presonally like to see that aren't a variation of "noble elves and axe weilding gruff dwarves" that would make a nice story? I've thought about drawing on celtic mythos to find some different ideas there and trying something mimicking the late Renaissance rather than "thatch roof cottages" that make up most backdrops. What would YOU like to see?
No clue what you're doing asking /a/ for this kind of advice, but then again I've been suprised by the number of /lit/fags and /tg/fags I've found here over the years, so whatever.
Treeants might be cool, I feel like they get no love. Elemental forces might also be interesting, like a Wind Spirit getting kicked out of his plane and left here knowing fuck all to do. Nonstandard characters and humanoids might be good if you're trying to avoid the dwarves and elves gimmick. Chances are someone's already tried it though, with varying success.
One of the things I've noticed gets overlooked a lot are things like gnomes, brownies, imps, and the various smaller fairyfolk and the like
Thats why I've been enjoying magus bride
That, and egyptian mythos
>going apeshit over a thicc elf
It's like you fags haven't watched Wakfu, even if only for the delicious character design.
>elgi goes to some umgi isle and gets fat
This is going in the book somehow.
As a child touched by the 'tism who had a long fascination with ancient Egyptian history, I can say that is its own can of worms worth exploring.
There needs to be some kind of fantasy story about going through the underworld and all the fucked up things that happen.
Some heartless piece of shit replied to me with wew, so I flew into a fit of autistic rage and deleted the whole thing
Maybe if you guys APPRECIATED the amount of work sweetbabyrips puts into this stuff for free, this wouldn't have happened
You have to understand when I say fantasy is hackneyed and derivative I do mean the "pure" fantasy that really is just aping Tolkien or Conan or DnD. I understand that the actual fantasy genre is a far broader church.
As it stands I merely commented on actual demonstrable reality and then you and few autists jumped up my arse because DnD orcs are a different colour so they're completely different to Tolkien's orcs.
I need a methonium version of pic related with glowing eyes and walking back in the door
Still no one mention such delicious cake.
>obsessing over deep fried skinny potatoes like a pleb
>not getting fat from superior patrician goose fat THICC oven roasted potatoes instead
Mods banned DJT from /a/ and forced it to move to some other board. People stopped posting because the only reason they used /a/ DJT threads was to learn japanese with cute images of cute girls.
Now /a/ will never learn Japanese.
I am not talented enough to learn another language. I've tried and failed several.
some people are just better at languages than others, meanwhile my mother speaks 6 different languages and I come out a fucking retard who can only speak one. Worst part is english is not my first language, but I forgot my first language after learning english.
The elves would be mad if they didn't rape them in all ways possible.
I just want to feed the elf-san more fries to get her chubbier then walk behind her and grab her fat belly and jiggle it.
The tallest dwarf tends to be the King of dwarves in fiction when i find em. It also usually elicits a reaction of WTF from the characters that find out the 8 foot tall muscular powerhouse is supposed to be a dwarf.