ITT: Physically impossible poses Bonus points if CLAMP

>>151174119
Challenge accepted.

>>151174130
>doesn't even post pic
>"challenge accepted"
Fuck off back to 9gag

>>151174060
What's wrong with that pose?

>>151176853
Don't.

>>151176853
The worst part about the naked guy trying to prove its impossible is that he was wrong

>>151176853
post it

>>151176853
You want to summon him again?

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>>151176853

>>151176853
Do nips seriously still use flip phones?

>>151176873
He proved it WAS possible

>>151176901
cool he has poland syndrome just like me

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>>151174060
How about physically impossible breasts

>>151177050
That's very easy though.

>>151176963
HOLY SHIT I JUST BROKE MY FUCKING FINGER TRYING TO DO THIS

>>151176902
The flip phone is the most aestethically pleasing phone. It looks and sounds wonderful.

>>151177134
>It looks and sounds wonderful.
You mean when it snaps since the hinge is a massive weak point?

>>151176988
Super sonic boobs.

Jojo thread?

>>151176902
It's more convenient to type moonrunes in it than in smartphones.

>>151176902
Their flip phones are different from the flip phones we usually see in Western countries.

Still they're worse than Smart Phones and most Japs only have them because they're cheap.

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>>151176912
Are you retarded? That's exactly what he just said. Nice reading comprehension.

>>151177081
(Take off your clothes and) Post proof.

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>>151178736

>>151178736
how

>>151176902
Yes, though most people just use them as a backup phone and uses a smartphone as their main phone. There are some people who still uses flip phones as their main phone though.

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>>151178736

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>>151178736
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>151178736

>>151176902
flip phones are better than smart phones

I upgraded my dirt cheap flip phone from years and years ago to a dirt cheap smart phone back in april or something and aside from being able to put a wallpaper on the back and having a custom ringtone it's just the same shit with more inconvenient typing.

>>151179108
Post a pic of your cheap phone.
I want to see that.

>>151176878
anon why are you so fucking retarded?

>>151176878
Damn

>>151179236
He has two left hands in that pic, baka.

>>151176853
>emilia uses subaru's flip phone

That's neat

>>151176873
He should've just waited for our lord and savior to do it.

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>>151174060
DON'T MOCK MY BUS SLUTS
YUUKI MIKU A BEST
That's also a very normal position, you're just a virgin.

>>151174060
I unironically love bus slut!

>>151177153
>when it snaps since the hinge
Poorfag couldn't afford a razor.

>>151179670
>our lord and savior
Fuck off with autistic maymays

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>>151179845
YEAH BOY!

>>151179831
Prove that position is possible or it don't mean shit

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>>151179936
Retard, it's literally just this.
Sitting reverse cowgirl. When you lose your virginity you can try it.

>>151176963
what in the fuck is she doing

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>>151179845
Who doesn't?

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>>151179911
>>151180150
How can she be so good and not be an MC?

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>>151178736

>>151178736
stop scraping my credit card like that

>>151176853
wrong hand reflection

>>151180182
It's the fate of all sluts.

>>151177097
What's wrong with this pose?

>>151180392
Even the ones that are absolutely best?
Cruel world.

>>151180429
Especially those.

It truly is cruel.

>>151174060
What's meant to be physically impossible about what she's doing?

>>151180425
>waited
it only makes sense in that story, ignore that post

>>151178457
No, you're the one being retarded here.

>>151176901
I want to know what the spoiler contained.

>>151179108
>flip phones are better than smart phones

lmao no

Also dirt cheap smart phones are garbage.

>>151180830
http://desuarchive.org/a/
That's as far as I'll spoonfeed you.

>>151180870
I didn't really want to know. Fuck off faggot.

>>151179911
The teacher is my idol. Normal people would fortify, hoard hood, migrate or stock up guns in a zombie apocalypse. I'd go jack myself a bus and pick up girls and make it a proper bangbus. At least I'd die a hero instead of starving like some pussy. I'm getting my bus license and people say I'm weird when I tell why I became a bus driver

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>>151178736

>>151176963
While unorthodox, what seems to be the problem?

>>151181126
Try doing it. Your little finger and ring finger won't agree.

>>151181329
That can't be good for your hand, go see a doctor

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>>151176963

Making me do fucking ninjutsu.

>>151181411
You're a freak of fucking nature.

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>>151176963
I did it?

>>151181411
I can do it with my left but not with my right.

>>151181052
>The teacher is my idol.
So much this. Being the dom-supreme is a power fantasy that I can get into.

>>151181453
What the FUCK is wrong with your finger

>>151176963
I can do it with my right hand.

>>151181453
Jesus christ that index finger

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>>151181543
Double-jointed fingers. All my fingers can do that shit (except the pinkies).

>>151181453
you do realize you have a broken finer right?

>>151181543
>>151181603
It's double jointed/flexibility of the joints.
It's something most autistic people can do apparently.

>>151181641
>All my fingers can do that shit (except the pinkies).
Hey me too!

>>151181681
I've witch fingers, baby.

>>151181641
>Double-jointed finger
Enjoy your conditions.

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>>151174060
Whores a shit. Pure maidens a best./

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>>151181289
Mkay

>>151182210
>Pure maidens
She literally enjoyed trying to murder someone and gets wet (or cums depending on translation) over killing zombies with a sword.
She is EVERYTHING but pure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe4aLLCFqWY

>>151178736
For a board that hates cancerous memes you guys sure post them a lot.

>>151176902
Smartphones are a western invention, Japan has (or had) super-advanced flip phones with hundreds of bells and whistles that don't work in any other country.

In reality it took longer for the iPhone to catch on but a lot still use flip phones in order to be cheap

>>151182274

holy shit anon

>>151181411
>>151181453
Normal people can't do this. You're not normal, leave this thread.

>>151182454
Muh benis approve

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All Highschool of the Dead girls are bitches and whores
TraigeX has good girls and still illustrated by satou shoji

>>151176963
well shit, it really is impossible

I wonder why

>>151181461
Huh, same here.

Weird.

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>>151182840
TRIAGEX A SHIT.
HOTD A BEST.
GOOD GIRLS A SHIT.
GOOD GIRLS AND BUS SLUTS A BEST.
Have some cute Saya undies to put you on the right path.

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>>151176963
>>151181411
>>151181453
>>151182274
Now do this.

>>151182916
>Undies, not panties
Cute

>>151183041
My hand exploded. Fuck you.

>>151177303
Not really, they use romaji input (writing in latin alphabet phonetically and choosing correct characters) and smartphone is better for it.

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>>151183041
Like this? Phone camera so sorry that the image is awful.

>>151183650
I would ABSOLUTELY suck those fingers.

>>151177184
More like boobs moving fast enough to detonate like a fucking nuke

>>151176902
Not anymore.

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>>151183825

>>151183825
Where have you been in the last decade

>>151183650
Close enough.

>>151184006
I reversed image searched your image but nothing relevant came up

>>151184009
Not watching whatever show that's from

>>151179352
Not the same guy but look again. You're retarded.

>>151184072
You lie. I just clicked the google button and all results are relevant.

>>151184072
this show was like the biggest thing in anime on 2011. It was so big that normal people knew about it.

>>151184105
>>151184108
I found out it's from Highschool of the Dead and her name is Yuuki Miku, but that's about it. I can't find that part anywhere. I want to find it before my boner goes away.

>>151182534
>board that hates cancerous meme
What are you smoking?

>>151184156
It's not hentai. Just watch the show.

>>151184185
I'm not going to watch an entire show just for one scene

>>151182849
because the tendons/muscles or whatever in your hand are connected.

a simpler demonstration is to have your fingers straight out like you were going to high five someone and then quickly bring your pinkie down like a fist, your ring finger should involuntarily move downwards with it.

>>151178736
/a/ is a blue board, please don't post gore

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>>151176963
>>151177112
>>151180068
mfw faggots didn't ever use their right hand to calculate the direction of a vector product.

>>151183825
Highschool of the Dead

>>151184226
Scrub

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>>151174060

>>151185138
What episode/chapter?

>>151184226
Like 70% of the show is fan service like that, it's worth.

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>>151174060
>Physically impossible poses
>Clamp

Done

>>151185354
I hate fan service. I like sex scenes.

>>151179953
That isn't even hard

>>151185271
It's early, within the first 4-5 episodes I think. If i recall episode 6 is the one with all the main girls getting nude and bathing.

>>151178736
Well yeah, it's just an illustration. Nobody can do that shit in real life.

>>151185410
Watch it fagboy. You won't regret it.

>>151185378
Reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=764FN24EraA

>>151181519
That teacher is a tard.

>>151185271
Well I was wrong about that. 6 is the bathing and the bit you're looking for is the start of episode 11, I was remembering the wrong bus scene.

>>151185271
>>151185753
And the end of episode 10

>>151185603
Fucking christ. People actually like this.

>>151185838
I thought it was pretty good :(
Obviously that scene was dumb but the characters and plot were exciting and compelling.

>>151183041
I can't do index finger like that.

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>>151184039
how the fuck do you do this

>>151180392
But Mami was a main character for three episodes

>>151181461
yep same here real weird

>>151186081
Trump hands

>>151186314
what

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>>151181453
Am I doing it right /a/

>>151186417
Weirdly fat small hands.

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>>151186438
That's weird considering I'm a skeleton.

>>151186638
That's a nice keyboard you got there.

>>151186638
Spooky.
Also >>151186760

>>151186902
Are you by any chance gay or a priest?

>>151186902
NIGGA EAT SOMETHIN

>>151186925
2... 3... 5... 7... 11... 13...

>>151186902
haters will say it's photoshopped

>>151187064
Nigga I'm healthy. My BMI is lower end of normal range.

>>151187064
/a/ is for fatsos and skellingtons only, newfriend.

>>151186902
Fake and gay

>>151186902
How do I become as cool as this?

>>151187197
Damn you legit skelly

>>151187240
BMI=19

>>151187192
When you learn Japanese to consider most anime subs to be trash and prefer the original Elevenese literature/raws/VN

>>151186423
>>151182274
Not doing it right, the hard part is curling up your pinky finger while the ring finger is fully erect

>>151187197
Weight in lbs.

>>151181461
woah same

>>151187192
I just read some Jojo. So I guess that's how.

>>151179670
I fucking hate this guy
Literally weeaboo Pewdiepie

>>151184080
Do you know how hands work you fucking retard?

>>151187379
138.45 lbs = 62.8 kg

>>151187496
what are you like 6'5?

>still no shrodinger paizuri posted

>>151187528
I'm 5'10" (178cm).

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Can you guys do this?

>>151187496
Christ son, I'm 5'4" hardcore manlet and 210lbs. Lift or eat buddy, skellingtons break at lvl1 in rpgs.

>>151187636
I'm a cripple. So no.

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>>151176963

>>151187647
>Not being a mage

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>>151187636
Why not.
>>151187647
Yeah, I should lift, but your BMI is way too high: 95.25kg/(1.63m)^2 = 35,85. That's obese. You should do some sports as well.

>>151187636
You need to call 911

>>151187719
I was going to be a wizard but I gave into 3dpd

>>151187845
I do sports, I'm a healthy and dense manlet.

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>>151187847
No, it is fine as is.
>>151187845
Cool, does it also feel comfy when you dot it?

>>151187953
3d is fine. I do sports too (just no lifting yet) and am healthy, but you really should loose some weight to prevent metabolic syndrome and other obesity related shit in the future.

>>151188038
This I cannot.

>>151179953
Wow faggot, thanks for making me lick my shoulder.

>>151181453
are you ok?

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>>151174060

>>151176963
This shit is painful as fuck.

>>151182534
>For a board that hates cancerous memes
mate, this entire board is a cancerous meme. what you talking about?

>>151185228
that's doable.
you'd fall flat on your face and probabably sprain your ankle trying to do it but doable

>>151186638
>membrane keys

you disgust me

>>151181411
>>151181453
>>151182274
This is not normal.

>>151186902
I fucking love you

>>151178736
I miss these threads

>come on /a/
>its /tv/ crossboarding again
>im greentexting

>>151186902
Why is your hand so huge

Are you a literal fucking troll

>>151188303
that is possible

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>>151190052
WITNESS MY TRUE STRENGTH

>>151176902
>weebs who've never been to Japan reply speaking as if they have
kill yourselves, all of you. thanks

>>151187710
your pinky isn't bent at the top knuckle

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try this

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>>151191704
Nothing special anon.

>>151191860
w-what's going on?

>>151188123
>>151187845
BMI means shit if it's muscle mass and not body fat.

>>151191860
After all these years I still don't understand

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>>151183041
Can't do the index

>>151176902
Not really, but they're portrayed in anime because it's more pleasing to see the protagonist flick his wrist to begin talking on the phone than to stare at the screen for a second, decide if he wants to talk to the other person, then sliding their finger across the bottom to answer.

>>151181453
Holy shit I cried

>>151192481
I want sausages now.

>>151192481
Oh jesus. Anon. Why did you do this?

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>>151192611
>>151192686

>>151191860
I see two girls and 2 guys.

>>151191704
>>151191987
Those are nothing. The joints on my fingers are so fucked they're permanently in that position.

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>>151192481
Hue what's up UKfag

>>151187845
thinkin bmi means anything to bodybuilder :DDDDD:DDDDDD

>>151176853
It's just a matter of being the right distance away from the mirror.

Here's hoping nobody recognizes my room.

>>151192819
Sorry, but I'm an Armerifag.

>>151186638
Is that an HP Omen?

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this thread is retarded
everyone ITT including me are retards

>>151192925
wew lad

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>>151178736

>>151192928
Filename suggests otherwise, but if you're american it just makes your chubby fingers funny

>>151186902
I don't why but this is cracking me up so much holy shit.

>>151192925
ASL

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>>151192928

>>151176963
tip to anyone still trying this
do one finger at a time, from the little one to the thumb

>>151176853
Fuck you

>>151176873
>>151176901
If he just turned his goddamn hand around, it would be perfect. It's possible. I did it in a JCPenny dressing room

>>151176988

The post that broke down the physics to this entire scene is hilarious.

>>151192481
>>151192925
lol

>>151187540
I don't think you're using that word correctly.

>>151192819
Choked on my drink
kekekekek

>>151193339
Dude I'm not better than you but you're fat.

>>151176902

No. Not even my grandmother's 75 year old friend uses a flip phone. They all hate Samsung though.

>>151193339
holy FUCK

/soc/ IS THAT WAY

GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU STUPID FAGGOTS

SAGED AND REPORTED

>>151176902
Nip here. Most "hip" people all use smartphones now, I have a friend that still uses a really old flipphone though, he doesn't like the digital papertrail.

>>151193339
You look better with half your face covered 2bh

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>>151193339
lol

>>151191843
That's totally possible, but I'd need medical attention soon afterwards.

>>151192925
Currently fapping to this image, just thought I would let you know

No homo

>>151192925
post benis

>>151192949
Welcome to 4Chan. Enjoy (you)r stay

>>151191649
Perspective I guess. Do trolls have big hands?

>>151186902
Your hands are like paddle blades.

>>151193731
Pretty fapable, huh?

>>151192925
Don't you guys know you don't have to take off your fucking clothes

Also,
>Fedora on the back shelf

>>151183041
Pretty sure some anon did that when the movie was announced

>>151193956
>Fedora
That's a Panama hat, idiot

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>>151178736

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>>151178736

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>>151178736
NANI?!?!?!

>>151193429
I'm fapping to this post.
Kinda homo.

>>151192925
I fapped.
I'm Homo.

>>151187419
try doing the pose in front of a mirror and check you dingus

>>151194391
It's ok, I'm homo too.

>>151179352
>>151194407
He actually has two right hands.

>>151194460
Where are you located?

>>151194489
Mexico.

>>151192925
WHY DO YOU KEEP GETTING NAKED TO DO THE POSE

>>151194569
Damn, that's too far to fuck. Damn mexicans.

>>151194602
What's the point if I don't?

>>151194612
Sorry to disappoint.

>>151191671
prove it

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>>151192481
>>151192819
>>151193155

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>>151182840
>All Highschool of the Dead girls are bitches and whores
YOU TAKE THAT BACK

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>>151194854
How many edits can we get on this thing?

>>151194854
>>151195026
take it to /r9k/ or something, you embarrassments.

>>151195177
>embarrassments
Such sodium

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>>151194854
Obligatory fat joke.

>>151191860
i fucking understand her pose after months

>>151176901
wait so he got naked to do a pose to post on 4chan and he had another guy in the room with him? the fuck are you doing anon?

>>151195251
how

>>151195377
He used a mirror, stupid.

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>>151195229
Subtle, but I like it.

>>151176853
>>151176901
Fuck, I should get a bigger mirror.

>>151195570
Lelouch vi America here, who's the guy in the mask?

>>151176853
What do I win?

>>>/soc/

>>151177097
is this a jojo reference?

>>151196313
you failed fucking idiot

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>>151197465
Yeah, I don't have a right distance available to cover the nipples.

>>151196313
that's not how it works you stupid idiot

>>151176901
>You didn't have to take your clothes off.

Thanks for the laugh

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>>151198809
Can't you find other post to reply to for bump?
I already got that distance is not enough co cover both.

>>151198859
no

you're a fucking faggot who hopefully gets banned very soon

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>>151198925

>>151192925
who saved this

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Isnt this phsyically impossible for most of /a/?

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>>151199232
What's the name of disorder when this comes relatively easy for you but you're still a virgin?

>>151199232

I can do it with my mirror.

>>151199295

Your mom doesnt count.

>>151178457
Not surprising that a Simpson fan doesn't know how to read.

>>151176902
I still do.

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>>151199372
>mom
>not a sister
I lowered my standards a few times and it was enough to get to this part.
But even shit girls require time and effort to rotate into position.
Doubt in profit sets in, nofapon skrewed and 2D 11/10 win.
All contacts stop under some lame excuse.
I'd post next impossible but I got banned for it last time.

>>151192925
neat I have that same squid hat!

>>151199435
Not even him, but what are talking about?

wrong about it being impossible = possible

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>>151199883
Nah, I've been blueballed - it's different.
You lower your standards, you get a chick interested but fuck your standards are now too low. You begin to doubt that it's even worth all the effort. Compared to beating the meat even 3\10 require considerable effort to score.
You lose interest, fap, lose motivation and disengage.

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>>151176963
What now?

>>151199622
Neat! Won it at Six Flags.

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>>151183041
The hardest part was trying to take the picture.

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>>151200989
>dat fingernails

>>151192088
Not him but you're a fat fuck and delusional. Probably 25%+ bf even if you some muscle.

>>151200989
Thanks for reminding me to trim my shit dude

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try this one on for size

>>151201018
>>151201255
Have fun needing a spoon to open your soda cans.

>>151201295
What soda cans

>>151176963
I can do that.

>>151201295
>drinking soda

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>>151201295
>soda cans
Those have rings, are you autistic enough to rip them off and then scratch it up with your fingernails?
What kind of antiseptic to you apply to your mauled fucking asscrack each time you wipe after taking a shit?
It's also like 50% net weight sugar, who fucking drink these?

>>151196313
>Nipple
MINNA!

>>151201295
>drinking soda

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>>151201448
That's a male nipple.
Chill.
The trick is in distance and camera position.

>>151194142
>Panama hat
It's from Montecristi

What the fuck is this bullshit /a/?
If you want to post pictures of your pathetic selves, go to >>>/soc/ with the rest of the hopeless attention whores.
Jesus christ.

>>151176901
How is the hand thing impossible to do? Does he not know that your wrist can turn?

>>151201904
I don't care, it's called Panama hat and I bought it from a street vendor in Campeche.

>>151200404
hit the gym

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>>151178736
EHHHH!?

>>151187723
Doable for gymnasts. Great position for sex though. You can fuck her while she's licking your balls.

>>151185228
Looks like the next evolution of the dab

>>151174119
>i swore AN OATH

>>151185228
Nips have jelly broken knees due to excessive rice in diet washing calcium off the body.
Caucasian would broke the right leg in two places if ever attempted that.

>>151176853
I know what you're trying to do...
Give me a minute

>>151191860
how in the fuck what is goin where

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>>151178736

>>151203786
Wrong place to ask these questions.

>>151192949
anyone got that last react pic?

>>151192925
Who saved it, someone post it

>>151201292
i-is this something most people cant do?

>>151186902
Is that a real-life yaoi hand?

>>151185378
This is doable in the Olympics

>>151186902
Imagine those fingers worming their way into you ass

>>151185228
Is this the new Dempsey Roll?!

>>151188303
>>151191843
>>151191860
legit the only broken anatomy so far

>>151191860
Some dude used red lines to explain this and I sorta got it, but looking at it now I'm so fucking confused.
I think there's two girls, but what is the censored thing she's looking at? I assume it's a pussy but there's no legs attached to it.

>>151204630
guy holding her hands behind her while other guy titfucks her

>>151204747
Is the censored bit the tip of his dick?
That's a comically huge penis.

>>151204630
Someone comes up with an explanation every time but it never convinces me for longer than until the next time I see the image

Surely by this point someone has dredged up whatever shitty game that is and found the context to put an end to the speculation?

>>151191860
>>151204630
>>151204827
"I think I can safely say that nobody understands this picture"
- Richard Feyman

>>151204784
yes
>huge penis
like every other porn then?

>>151204630
No, there's one guy and one girl.
It's just very poorly drawn.

>>151202763
Damn

>>151191860
That's a garterbelt, not her pantsu.The only thing wong with this pic is the fuckng neck.

>>151184655
The right hand rule is way easier than this gang level shit.

>>151191860
>>151192017
>>151192153
>>151192762
>>151203786
>>151204428
>>151195251
>>151204630
>>151204931
>>151204969
This should clear things up a bit. https://exhentai.org/s/7da7385b77/332487-47

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>>151205862
It was just a single girl after all!
But now I feel as though I have witnessed something I should not have.
Like accidentally seeing the secret of how a magician does his greatest trick. Like a great innocence has been lost.