I watched Nekomonogatari and I've fallen in love with Tsubasa!

>>151116576
You rewatch Bakemonogatari and realize that you still love Hitagi.

>>151116576
Masturbate to her and then cry that she's not real.

>le just know what i know girl

fuck off

>>151116576
Kill yourself.

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>>151116576
There is no going back now

>>151116576
Realise that you have bad taste

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Now watch Kizu and realize how much of a bitch she is

Keep watching and fall in love with her all over again.

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Araragi needs to hurry up and put a baby into her

>>151116576
Come to terms that you chose worst girl.

God tier:
>bat
>monkey
>bee

Respectable tier:
>crab
>doll
>phoenix
>all other non animal girls


Bad tier:
>snek
>snail

kill uself my man tier:
>cat

>>151117377
>calling bird "phoenix"
>shit tier list

Kek. What does it feel to be a faggot

>>151116576
just fap to those melons 3 times a day you will be fine

>>151116657
The only girl that's likeable by the end of Bake was Kanbaru though, not even a Monkeyfag. As shit as Nise was it was there where Hachikuji started shining, Hanekawa and Nadeko get more interesting way later on and Hitagi is pretty thoroughly terrible outside of Hitagi Crab.

>>151117377
get bee out of that tier right now, you are dishonoring miyazaki

>>151117573
I actually liked Hachikuji most in Bake because she had pretty much zero competition. I stopped caring about her later when other girls became more interesting.

>>151116576
Time to remember the girl that made you cum the most and beat that record with your new waifu.

>>151117175
>watching Tsubasa absolutely BTFO Hitagi by fucking Araragi

Truly a great doujin

>>151116893
Those are fucking bigger than Kiss Shot.

>>151117377
>snail
>bad
I'm bat and what is this

>>151116679
telling the truth

>>151116576
Watch Oremonogatari

>>151117377
I'm a batman and even I don't think snail is bad. She is one of the more entertaining characters due to the word play and banter.

>>151117377
>Snail in bad tier.

What is with this terrible taste. Replace Bee with Snail and you got the Banter Tier down perfectly.

>>151117377
I'm not sure how you can like Monkey but dislike Snail. They're the only two characters in this show who Araragi has some actual friend-like conversation with (inbetween all the standard lewd stuff anyway)

>>151116576
Touch fluffy tail, of course.

>>151116576
Never look whether there are any cars coming when you cross the street. If you're lucky. Hanakawa will burry you and you'll end up sharing her body or some shit. God the dicks I could suck if I had a body like that, i swear.

>>151119309
She's a tailless cat. So basically worthless.

>>151117377
If you seriously think that snail belongs in the second lowest tier, there is something seriously wrong with you that probably can't be fixed. Have you considered killing yourself instead?

>>151119481
The *other* kind of tail, anon.

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i love her more than OP, though

she's mine, back off

>>151119822
she's a whore. How many gangbangs has she been in to release stress?

>>151119974
0. That's why Black takes over.

>that feel when I love best girl

There's nothing you can do to stop me, I won't even post her .

>>151117573
I think that Hitagi works well as a complementary foil to Hanekawa in Neko:Shiro and allows us to maintain the viewpoint we've had through Araragi until that point while also giving us an idea of how Hanekawa's overly righteous and sometimes oblivious personality works. Her dialogue is usually condescending but some of the wordplay she makes with Araragi is astounding and truly genius on Nisio Isin's part. It's not that Hitagi is bad, she's just bad in comparison to pretty much every other girl outside of Crab, which, in a way kind of makes her "thoroughly terrible."

>>151120257
I feel like part of the problem is that after Crab, Hitagi very much gets pushed as being Araragi's "rock" and such a cool, admirable person, which requires shoving all the shit that's still wrong with her under the rug and pretending it doesn't exist.

>>151120046

>call her Black
>she's white

I don't understand.

>>151120644
Definitely, the audience is basically led to believe that Araragi alone completed her 100% and she doesn't get MUCH (not to say she doesn't so I don't get attacked by crabfags) valuable or hard-hitting screen time after the Crab arc.

>>151120792
Because she's an evil demon spirit, like a cat black person.

>>151120257
>It's not that Hitagi is bad, she's just bad in comparison to pretty much every other girl outside of Crab

Wait, what?

Crab is just boring.

It's good she realizes that she has a shit personality so she becomes perverted like Arararagi is, though. She'd totally be up for banging that cat, together.

So I was high on pretty much every girl by the time SS aired so I fell for the snek is shit meme.

After rewatching it, I can't help but respect just how batshit crazy she is. I'm not entirely sure which part was her own delusion and which was the ghost snake making her do shit, but if she had tried just a little more slut shenanigans she could've had a good ragi dicking

>>151121570
He meant Crab as in the arc.

>>151121961

>she could've had a good ragi dicking
>implying anyone will ever get the Arararagi-kun

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>>151116576
Pat yourself on the back
Post-Neko cat is great

>>151122527

Shinobu had to stop him from raping her in her dumb overalls

>>151116576
watch Owarimonogatari and fall in love with Oougi

>>151122557

Exactly. He's fully capable of fucking all of them, but the moment he tries, one or more of them will cock block him.

>try to fuck crab, cat ruins it
>try to fuck bee/phoenix, the other ruins it
>try to fuck snake, bat ruins it

And so on.

Would you lick Tsubasa underboob sweat?

>>151121961

I enjoyed some of her batshitness, mostly when she first acted out really gave me hope, then she kind of delved back into her kawaii self.

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>>151122613
>falling for a spooky meme (male)
Even snakefags are better than this

>>151122615
But Araragi has had sex with crab. Shinobu only butts in if Araragi is going to do something that's going to get him thrown in jail or killed.

>>151122678

I just really liked the way Tsukihi and Shinobu really blew her out of the water with their conversations. Tsukihi really let her have it.

>>151122807
Can someone explain why Crabfags in particular get so butthurt about Ougi?

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>>151116893
Kizu cat is too big.

>>151123431

Kizu is told from the perspective of the horniest ragi of all. Of course they're msasive

>>151122904
>ougifags are also irredeemable shitposters
makes sense

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I heard we were talking about best girl

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I just finished Nekomonogatari:Shiro, Why is she so perfect?

>>151125086

>gets rejected

o, i am laffin

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>>151125139
That's how she became best girl though

>>151125242

By breeding half breeds in Mexico? Not likely

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>>151125288
Sick meme bro

>>151125359

Please get best girl's hat off of these used goods

>>151125242
Keep dreaming anon, she is good for number 2, number 1 aint gonna go anywhere.

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>>151125666
The hat is already on best girl. You can't fool me Satan. It's the best that hat could have ever hoped to look.

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BIG FAT CAT TATS

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Tell me what's so good about Hanekawa without mentioning her breasts.

>>151126200

Glasses and socks

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reminder that cat is canonically fat and is also hygienically challenged. the first thing crab and the fire sisters did upon inviting her to stay at their homes is to take a bath because they couldn't stand the smell

>>151125242

This shitty hair triggers me

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>>151126329
It's the best though

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>>151126200
Her massive tracts of character development

>>151116576
Cat is best girl by far. Can't blame you.

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>>151116576
It's the final solution

>>151116657
Hitagi is boring.

>>151126495

She was perfect with long hair, great with short hair, but this is awful

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>>151117377
>Bad tier: snail
You and I are at a disagreeance my not so friend

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>>151126812
I like all her styles but I like the stripes because it's when she is the best. So stripes is the best.

>>151117377
Muh autism power rankings

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>>151126200
braids and glasses

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But for real though she has great tits

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>>151117377
>bee
>god tier
>snail
>bad tier
Get out of here.

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>>151129810
But Bee is god tier.

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>>151130751
Bee Butt*

>>151131133

Too big

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>>151131133
I won't disagree.

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>>151131210
t. homosexual

>>151131381
If you're gonna argue about a character's looks, don't post shitty art.

>>151131210
Fuckin' Irishmen

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>>151131133
With those numbers I can't disagree.

She's still not god tier though.

>>151116576
Watch better shows with better girls.

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>>151133351
>better shows
>Implying Monogatari isn't the best thing since sliced bread and lolis

>>151133716
If he meant better girls than Hanekawa, that's at least achievable.