Naruto

>>151042706

no.

I want a new writer or directors take naruto and take a huge piss at it.

https://twitter.com/shonenjump/status/810010343405682688

Fuck off narutards

>>151042706
Apparently Michael Gracey as of today has never directed anything before

Can't wait to see how they explain all those white people with Japanese names.

Can't wait to see how they explain all those black people with Japanese names.

frigg off randy

>>151043035
Naruto's actor will be black and his name changed to T-bone.
Sakura will be hispanic, and named Rosita.
Sasuke will be jew and called Schlomo.

NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>151042706
So is this just going to be live action fan fiction?

If they go the Zabuza route then >>151043121

Zabuza's actor will be a straight white male.

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>movie pulls a Rogue One and is a heavy handed pandering shitfest
>Uchiha clan are minorities oppressed by the white Hidden Leaf supremacy and Madara and Sasuke are heroes fighting Trump's Konoha
>Itachi is branded an Uncle Tom for doing the massacre

Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.

What the fuck this director doesn't even have a wikipedia page.

What kind of literally who did they get?

>>151044006
I miss this.

>Masashi Kishimoto is Involved in Production on Lionsgate, Michael Gracey's Naruto Hollywood Film

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1243905/
Literally nothing

>>151044035
A guy who's only done vfx so far

>>151042706
>Director who's done nothing
>Lionsgate

Sounds good.

First DBZ, then Ghost in the Shell. Now this and Sword Art Online. What other adaptions are coming out in the US?

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>>151044378
Death Note will be on Netflix soon enough.

>>151044378
Jim Cam's doing Gunm when he gets finished with his dances with smurfs trilogy.

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>>151044378
Jojo

>>151044435
>Jim Cam
Robert Rodriguez is the director now

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>>151042706
For starters I enjoy naruto for what it is. As bad as it is as good as it is whatever. I just never asked for this. I don't want this. Help.

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Believe it.

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>>151044492
>Alita in the style of Spy Kids
May as well off myself right now if this is true.

>>151042706
Sauce is going to be Black because the Uchihas faced oppression at the hands of the predominantly White Konoha. Kakashi will be played by Donnie Yen. Shikamaru is going to be Hispanic. Ino is going to be Black because she's got some attitude. Sakura is going to be played by a """""""""""""White""""""""""""" Jewish actress. Hyuuga's are going to be Asian. Orochimaru is White because he's a bad guy.

Naruto going to be gay.

>>151044378
Hollywood have milked Marvel enough, now its the era of anime, get ready for Umaru, directed by Guillermo del Toro.

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>>151043917
You know its going to be like the first major arc adapted probably from the first series. A quick intro to the characters probably no kakashi what so ever and the climax hopefully will be the arc with the bridge guy completely watered down and rushed as all hell with naruto and sasuke finally getting along to beat zabusa.

>>151044611
10/10 would watch

>>151043035
>>151043068
Can't wait to see white and black people with Japanese names shouting out ninja attack words in Japanese.

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>>151044611
Its probably going to be Psycho Pass directed by Guillermo del Toro.

still no Yu-Gi-Oh film, one of the easier anime to actually adapt into a hollywood flick.

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My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate a lot of things, and I don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan, and kill a certain someone.

>>151044006

Damn, I don't have the version of Sarada saying this pasta right now.

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>>151044736
>YGO
>easy to adapt

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>tfw it's real
Literally why

>>151044753
>name's Shaqske Williams. I hate a lot of thangs, and I don't like a lot of thangs. what I got ain't a dream, because Imma make it real. Imma restore my hood and shoot a fucking nigga.

>>151044378
I think SAO will work if they change it completely, the idea is gold. Battle shounen's like Bleach and Naruto won't the fights are more about powers than choreography.

>>151044788
card games + CGI monsters.
characters can easily pass off as Americans... citizens..

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STOP

>>151044596
Jew or they can only have one black character.

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>>151042706
Jaden Smith as Naruto please.

>>151044878
nah, he's going to be sasukay.

>yfw naruto is Justin Bieber

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>>151042706
>>151044874
I'm a believer now

>>151042706
Just going to be people complaining about whitewashing.

>>151044788
An YGO american flick it will be literally Magic: The Gathering the movie

>>151044583
He also did Machete, Sin City, and two of the El Mariachi movies, as well as the Planet Terror section of Grindhouse. Take from that what you will.

>>151042706
マジでwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

...How?

Naruto is not conductive to a movie plot.

I'm not a huge fan of the story, but it's really all about watching this kid slowly struggle from nothing, as he's accepted by society, and accomplishes his dream.

The journey of childhood to manhood is the core component, and you can't fit that in two hours.

>>151045075
A MTG movie would be some Warcraft/LOTR ripoff. I doubt theyd make a movie with actual cards

>>151044859
Yeah, Yugi Mutou and Seto Kaiba. Real American names

>>151045323
A budget MTG movie would involve some avid player of the game being sucked into the world, with only about 40% of the footage being there.

>>151045380
>Isekai MTG movie
Can that fat korean dictator nuke hollywood before this happens?

>>151042706
>live action adaptation shitposting
>white/blackwashing shitposting
>naruto shitposting
All combined into one. This is going to be amazing.

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2bh can't wait

>Naruto Uzumaki, a young ninja, dreams and quests of one day becoming the great Kazekage of the village hidden in the mist

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4907198/?ref_=nm_flmg_dr_2

>>151046875
>it's real
How ?

>>151042706
>lionsgate
The rights must have been sold for pennies.

>>151046935
A prank I would think.

>>151046935
I'm pretty sure anyone can edit IMDb pages

>Trying to fit story of Naruto into 90 minutes

Now thats gonna be some fucking hot garbage

>>151044878
Please make this happen. Would be worse than m night shamadingdong's Avatar movie.

Man I hate what hollywood's become so much.

You guys just will never know.

>>151042706
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>151047067
>>151047050
Thank God. Something like this can only be done on purpose.

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>a shitty anime will get an even shittier live action Hollywood adaptation

>>151042706
>another Dragon Ball Evolution again

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>>151042706

>>151042706
Here are some rare leaks:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNjiTQBBdOs

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>>151042706
>live action naruto

KIIILLLLLL MEEEEEEEE

>>151044412
IT'S YOU WHO'S OUT RYUK
OUT OF PAGES

Would the madmen go with a Black Naruto?

>>151042706
I'm more excited about the impeding train wreck. Shit's more fun to watch than the actual movie.

>casting shitstorm
>NOT MUH NARUTO
>NARUTO EVOLUTION

>http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-12-17/masashi-kishimoto-is-involved-in-production-on-lionsgate-michael-gracey-naruto-hollywood-film/.110034

Michael Gracey
>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1243905/

Literally have no track record as Director at all.

>>151044716
>Akane is ugly for reals this time

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I don't understand these complaints about "whitewashing".

>blue-eyed blond
>not white

>>151043917
So like the manga then?

>>151049056
Jokes mostly as nobody here give a fuck about that

>>151042706
>more retarded shit
No thanks.

>>151044006
https://a.pomf.cat/oxgnau.webm

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Idris Elba would make the perfect Kakashi

>>151046875
>visual effects
>visual effects
>visual effects

>>151043121
Don't forget, Sakura will be transsexual

>>151042706

Would removing hand seals make it less terrible or more?

I really don't know.

Will they age up the characters? It's gonna be hard to find a bunch of 12 year olds who can act, let alone do fight scenes.

>>151049946
Ready for da sick sakuga rasengan

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>>151050141
I don't think there's really anything they can do to make it seem any less retarded in live action. Just imagine a kid running around in an orange jumpsuit and a headband yelling out the names of his secret attacks on the big screen.

It's going to be just awful.

>>151045134
You have to admit, he does have good directorial chops. Plus he is directing from someone else's script and with not his own technology. It's supposed to look better than Avatar.

>>151042706
i hope this will be worse than evolution

Wow; shounen jump's desperation is showing...

Everyone and their dog knows this is going to bomb like dragon ball z did.

>>151050428
That's expected anon, now wait till Shounen Jump popularity fall down hard because of their fuck ups.

>>151045380
>>151045600
That's what they're doing for the fucking Monster Hunter movie
http://deadline.com/2016/11/monster-hunter-movie-resident-evil-paul-ws-anderson-jeremy-bolt-capcom-qa-1201856946/

>The central characters are very relatable American characters. You take a person from the ordinary world who thinks they’re in a dead end job, they have no future, they feel like their life’s a failure, it’s going nowhere, like Keanu Reeves in The Matrix. It’s about a normal American who gets dragged into this parallel world, this Monster Hunter world. Then eventually the parallel world ends up coming to our world. So you have the creatures from the Monster Hunter world invading our world.

>>151046875
>Kazekage
>Hidden Mist

This must be a troll.

animekino is the new goodness

>>151049056
Didn't Kishimoto say he designed Naruto to have international appeal?

>>151044378
I dunno, GATE?

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>>151044819
>Literally why

>>151050304
that wiley snipes looking ninja from the tekken cgi sequences did them and it didn't seem that out of place.
https://youtu.be/LTwbxqiOxEo?t=18

>>151050664
Not really a fuck up; more like a desperate attempt to grab some money trying to sell people unneeded garbage. I think the desperation drove them mad with his impulsive choice to keep the flag hoisted as long as it can.

It's like they don't know they're wasting and throwing money away on an investment that won't give them any returns at all.

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>>151042706
This can't be fucking real.

>naruto live action
I get the feeling this might be so bad its good depending if it goes the campy route.

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>>151044378
>Sword Art Online
I'm sorry what

>>151042706
Please cast kanye west as sasooke!

>>151051589
>It's like they don't know they're wasting and throwing money away on an investment that won't give them any returns at all.
anon dragon ball evolution was bad and panned as terrible but ultimately it turned a profit anyway, and thats all that really matters.
its going to be the same story here.

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>>151044596
Can't wait, 3D CG out the ass, diverse cast of multicultural main characters vs super grim dark muh edge WHITE MALE ninja clans, "what are you", " dude focus on your inner power lmao".

>>151051715
No way, that actually sold?

>>151051555
I heard WB try to make a lawsuit against Bamco due to the Raven influence character is that shit true?

Jennifer Lawrence as the Mizukage please.

>>151051905
>that actually sold?

>Budget $30 million
>Box office $57.5 million[3]

yup

>>151051623
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-08-02/sword-art-online-gets-live-action-american-tv-series/.104938

>>151051983
You only a small portion of the box office goes to the studio, right? And that the budget figure doesn't account for advertising?

>>151042706

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>151051647
More like the entire cast is kanye

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>>151049448
Yeah, I too think his face looks best entirely covered

>>151042804
Most of these comments are actually really spot on.

>>151042706
>Naruto
>Live action
>Hollywood
>Excited
These words have no correlation whatsoever

It could work if they make it as edgy as ninja assassin.

>>151042706
Wasn't this announced a long ass time ago?

>>151044459
>Not putting Donald Valentine
Are we even trying anon?

>>151042706
>naruto
>excited
lel

>>151044378
If GitS does well I could see akira and/or cowboy bebop getting live action adaptations

Tbh

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>>151042706

I am super exited to see Nardofags get BTFO by a worse adaptation than Dragon Ball Evolution.

Possible cast:

>Naruto: Samuel Jackson
>Hinata: Scarlet Johansson
>Sauske: Diego Luna
>Sakura: Caitlyn Jenner
>Orochimaru: Janet Jackson (role was originally going to be for Michael Jackson).
>Shikamaru: Michael Cera
>Choiji: Jonah Hill
>Ino: Christopher Mintz-Plasse aka McLovin
>Shino: Keanu Reeves
>Kiba: Seann William Scott
>Akamaru: Eddie Murphy
>Neji: Will Smith
>Rock Lee: Jackie Chan
>Tenten: Aubrey Plaza
>Third Hokage: Morgan Freeman
>Jiraiya: Nick Nolte
>Tsunade: Kate Upton.


Had more fun with this than I thought I would.

>>151058230
>implying most of those will even be in the movie

>post yfw moeshit will never get recognize by Hollywood

Best naruto movie would follow madara and hashirama and tell their story, easy way to continue the story with where the main story later begins.

>all the fat cosplayers will rise from their basements to see the movie

>>151059372

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>>151042706
I honestly can't wait too see it. Because I want to see how Hollywood manages to make Naruto even worse than it already is.

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>>151058963
>Hollywood will never re-write K-on so all the girls are of different races and they're all 13 year old sluts dating black men
Why even live?

>>151060288
I just want to see how they will deal with Sexy Jutsu.

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>>151042706
It'll be a story about a ninja named Killa B who just wants to follow his dream of being a professional rapper.

>>151050869
>born too late to explore the Earth
>born too early to explore the Galaxy
>born just in time to whitness Isekai kino era

>>151061761
That sounds like hell

>>151043896
>white guy gets best character
terrific

>>151049448
too bad michael jackson isn't alive, he could've been zetsu

>>151044006
Nice pasta

>>151061361
This would be the best outcome possible. To be honest I think I just want a short standalone story set in the universe. The fuck else are you going to fit in a feature length adaptation of like 15 years of mango?

>>151044412
Godspeed, Light Turner.

>>151044579
Samuel L Jackson would be the best actor to play Naruto.
>Never shuts the fuck up
>Isn't afraid to beat your ass
>Looks pretty good in an orange jumpsuit

They should also have Keanu Reeves play as Sasuke.

Its probably one of the franchises most suitable for a western live action.
Westerner looking characters, nigger races which hollywood loves, lots of masked people.
If cgi budget runs low can just have people do melee action sequences with jump cuts every second.

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>>151064795
imo A side story about Anbu or Root could work well. Make the mc a boy/girl who recently joined. Have the story revolve around a specific mission and his/her integration into the organization.
Hugh Laurie would play Danzo.

>tfw you just know they will make an Eva adaptation one day
Off me now

>>151064369
The minorities need to bring the white man down for it to be a hollywood movie.

>>151048525
I'd watch a psychological thriller where narutards end up harming themselves because they believe they are actual ninjas.

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>>151050869
This sounds awful.

I'd rather watch pic related animated in a non-hentai setting.

>>151048525
nice moves

>>151042706
>>151044378
>DBZ, then Ghost in the Shell. Now this and Sword Art Online

Hollywood was a istake