Virtual Wife

>>151015322

Japan is such an embarrassing country and I can't believe I used to be such a devoted fan of it's pop culture. It didn't used to be such a nation of weak willed losers though, they used to have fire and passion but not so much anymore.

>Health Science Fact: Social Isolation is a Growing Problem Among Japanese Youth
>Multiedia Corporations: How can we continue to exploit this for monetary gain?

This is how I read into this latest post random news and react to it on /a/ thread

>>151015322

I doubt it'll be anything more than siri with a paintjob.

Tell me when we get an ai that can pass the turing test.

I can imagen me having Inuyasha as a virtual character, dear lord we would be arguing for everything (he's stubborn) and I would call him mut...SIT BOY!!! Kagome Style. Lol.

>>151015472
Small steps, anon.

>Can't fuck her

It's shit. 0/10 technology, won't buy.

>>151015392
>>>/MAL/
>>>/ANN/
>>>/NeoGAF/
>>>/tumblr/

>>151015449
>Multiedia

>>151015392
What the fuck happened? Japan use to have such decent taste in stuff, I can't take country of worker drones that just play mobile games and watch slice of life moeshit serious.

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>>151015765
Get a vr sex suit. Problem solved.

>>151015322
She has like, 10 speech patterns. That's going to get very boring very soon. Get back to me when it has an actual learning AI.

RIP Tay.

If they make one of these with Chino's voice actress I will buy it.

>>151015322
we had several threads yesterday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg

Shinki skins when

>>151015392
I blame WWII

>>151015322
I'm not because they're never going to get my waifu's rights for this

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>You born just in time for your wAIfu to become real

>>151015392
fucking normalfags get the fuck out

This is a nice anime and manga thread

Man, this shit is pathetic

>>151023161
Took you a while to figure that one out.

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>>151016001
This.

They need to make it VR and AR compatible or else risk getting behind.

>>151015555
Fuck off

>>151018325
There is an MMD style editor for models and animations and you can write and share scripts. They haven't talked about voice options in detail, but presumably there will be packages for that too. There will be official set ups with properly licensed characters, and fan made versions either built up entirely, or edited from the official ones.

>>151023219
this actually looks kinda nice.

If only the doll was better made.

>>151015392
You're acting like this is literally going to kill the entire nation of japan into extinction. The sky is not going to fall when men who wouldn't even get a 3DPD gf in the first play are going to buy it.

>>151016040
I am rejoicing

Literally nothing wrong can come from this.

If this becomes popular enough, literally every 3DPD woman will develop a more otaku accepting point of view and feminism will dissapear for the forseeable future.

>>151023836
Why would I want to even care that 3DPD is accepting otakus?

>>151023890
Because they will literally whore out for dick and attention.

>>151023932
No thanks I don't want to turn into /v/. Superficial interest is really the worst.

>>151015322
>2700$
You're audience are neets, where the fuck do you expect them to get that kind of cash?

>>151024562
have you seen the price of fursuits?

Where do you expect furries to get that kind of money?

>>151025041
Furries tend to have rich parents for some reason.

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3D fucking sucks. Call me when they find a way to make us become 2D.

>>151015322

Cheaper than my ex was. I'm conflicted over whether it's a spying device like a smart TV, laptop, Echo, or something like that.

If it's standalone it'll be limited perforce, but potentially private. If it's hooked up (and the commercial suggests that) it's another invasion of privacy waiting to happen.

Don't worry, prices will drop massively. I expect this will be picked up by cellphone providers as it drives traffic over their networks.

>>151024562
Their audience aren't NEETs, for the very simple reason you just described. Their audience is lonely people who happen to be employed. Even shitty minwage jobs can get you lots of money saved up as long as you don't go around spending it like an idiot. Not being social active or having a family to support really helps, too.

>>151015392
>It didn't used to be such a nation of weak willed losers though
How are men "losers" for recognizing a raw deal when they see it? Face it, ever since the women's "liberation" movement women have not been worth the effort. All risks and no rewards, women are now the most dangerous option. I too would rather opt for a qt digital waifu.
>B-but she can't fugg you
She can't take half my shit and my children either. She can't also cut off my penis in my sleep and suddenly become an international superstar while I become a laughing stock who probably "had it coming".

>>151025459
leave a number you fuckin tard

>>151025747
>She can't also cut off my penis in my sleep and suddenly become an international superstar while I become a laughing stock who probably "had it coming".

I-is there a story behind this anon?

>>151015392
I want the normalfag cancer to leave this place.

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>>151015322
Let me guess it only talks in Japanese.

>>151025985
I gave up a long time ago anon. They're not going to leave no matter how much they're told to fuck off.

>>151025985
Sadly I think it's too late for that, anon.

>>151025857
Okay, but when you first learn to capitalize, proper punctuation and stop typing like a retard.

>>151025747
>She can't take half my shit and my children either.
lmao. People keep saying this I've literally never seen this happen before.

>>151026129
fuck u fgt

>>151026143
Kill yourself normalfag

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>>151015322
>What if she cheats on you with a toaster?

>>151025951
Lorena Bobbit cut off her husband's penis in a case that gained international notoriety. She never went to jail because she pleaded insanity and recently (21 years post facto) remarried.

Her ex-husband, John Bobbit, got his penis reattached and has a porn "career" based entirely around the fact that his penis was once cut off. He's a fucking joke.

Yes, a woman sliced a man's dick off and never went to jail for it. This is the reality we live in.

>>151015472
This has happened already.
Look up "Eugene Goostman"

>>151026171
simply e/b/ic

>>151025459
>3D fucking sucks. Call me when they find a way to make us become 2D.

Cosplay

>>151025459
Ikr?

>>151026184
That's not as funny as him becoming a pornstar because his dick was one cut off. Jesus Christ thats fucking terribly awesomely sadly hilarious.

>>151015322
>BBC
Please stop posting fake news on /a/.

>>151026624
I'm more concerned with /a/ posting links to websites that require non free proprietary flash player.

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>>151025459
Soon. This is the age of VR/AR, and it can only get better from here.

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>>151026938
This.

We're getting there. A lot of technologies are going to come together and make this possible within the next few years, and then in the next decade, the dream of huge worlds populated by living 2D beings will exist for us to get lost in.

>>151015322
awesome
Holds alot of promise

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>>151026938
Can someone post the webms?

>>151015322
Girl looks like shit.

They should put some more money and replace with Maki from Love Live!. And make her really pissed for being trapped inside a box.

I would buy it.

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>>151017023
>you know, somebody's home for me.
>it feels great
DAMMIT JAPAN,I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS FEEL

>>151026402
Except you're not allowed to talk to or advance towards cosplayers, at least where I come from.

Unless you're just suggesting I become the little girl?

>>151023219
Wow, this could solve their birthrate problem if they did this for real people 24/7.

I've been waiting for this. Anyone remember those threads from years ago where we were trying to turn that chatbot (Daisy?) into waifu material?

>>151026938
Oh shit, it's the one year anniversary today.

>>151028532
>Unless you're just suggesting I become the little girl?
Are you saying that wasn't what you wanted? You wanted to be a harem MC?

>>151028651
I remember that one chatbot that starts off as a blank slate and everyone cried when anon managed to teach it its own name.

>>151026179
Then fuck your toaster so she still will be yours

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>>151028651
I think I do.

>>151025951
https://youtu.be/80JqoyaL-p4?t=56

An example.

>>151028538
Problem is it would only change their appearance, not also their shitty attitude. That alone would quickly dispel the illusion.

>>151028451
i teared up a bit

>>151026179
Time to rape the toaster then!

>>151017023
>>151017023

That's probably the second saddest thing I've ever seen.

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>>151015322
Call me when fleshlights become better than my hand.

>>151015322
I fucking love this and I would fucking buy it if it wasn't because I can't import to my countray something that expensive (FUCK!)

BTW, what the would I need to install in my house in order to get that stuff to turn on/off the lights like the video?

>>151030405
Well, the origin of working is to come home to a warm meal after a hard day's work.

This also goes for ancient times as well not just modern times.

Imagine being a blacksmith in ancient times, all sweaty and dirty and coming home exhausted with nobody to cook for you so you head to the local pub to eat some shitty food and drink because no one is able to cook for you and you have no time to cook much less hunt yourself.

>>151030628
One word of advice: Never buy first generation technology

>>151030930
>warm meal

That ain't gonna happen here though.

>>151030930
I don't think you know the definition of the word "origin".

I would be impressed, however, if this device could put a hot meal on the table for me.

>>151030963
This. Unless you're an enthusiast of some sort or actually have some business to do with it other than personal. Like, I fucking love VR technology at the moment for what it is but I would not recommend it to the average person unless they were someone like me, which at that point I would not consider them average or normal.

>>151030930
your fictional wife-in-a-can isnt making you shit for dinner

>>151031103
Maybe it could be programmed to order your preferred food and time it such that the food is delivered just when you are ready to eat.

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>>151026938
Here's the webm
Why the fuck did saved this

Where's that article of BBC complaining about loli?

>>151031265

>tfw i kind of want to fap to this webm

I'm not sure though, I may need some encouragement.

>>151026184
what kind of moron married her

>>151031801
Do it, everyone else has.

>>151030004
This

Women are terrible human beings

>>151030513
>not already regularly fapping with a loli onahole

>>151030405
What's sadder is when you come home to a woman who hates your guts and only expects work from you like she's your boss. Real life is shit, people are shit. Give me my digital waifus now

>>151032623
This.

Fleshlights are entry level. They are durable though, I'll give them that.

>>151032672
The 350 small block of fapping implements.

>>151032672
Which onahole(s) do you have? I started with a Rina but these days all I use is VA:A.