Asuka is for gangbangs and anal.
Clammy pls.
>>150973770
The fuck is going on with her cheek?
>>150973840
Please what?
>>150974041
?
How do you prefer your Eva butt: pale or peachy?
This is now a Shinji thread.
>>150974423
Peachy, any day of the week.
>>150974001
who's that girl ?
Don't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UppYD1adBXY
>>150974504
I normally prefer pale, but Asuka's peachy butt is far better.
asuka best
I got this feeling that kind of girl would turn into a yandere as soon as she was held.Maybe I just got an overly vivid imagination.
>>150975595
Comfy. Aren't Asukas supposed to live behind walls made out of paper and under ominous, unfamilliar ceilings?
>>150974001
>>150975595
Fuck off.
A Misato is fine too.
>>150976428
>>150973770
Hurting Asuka-chan!
>>150973770
Asuka a shit
>>150973770
How bad does herarmpitssmell?
Rei is for children, Asuka is for men
>>150975466
She could but she'd have to learn it. She has psycho and she has sweet, she doesn't have psychosweet.
>>150973770
Kill yourself.
>>150973770
>anal.
yes
>>150973770
I mean, you could argue that the mass-production Evas gang-banged her and left her to die
>I don't have a relevant gif or webm to post though
>>150974001
>>150975595
She looks like Kirsten Dunst.
>>150973770
>This
Man will bait ever get old? Go back tumblr with your trigger shit
>>150974001
Stop posting this garbage pls
>Asukafags are degenerates
Not surprised.
>Asuka
Rei is /ourgal/
>>150981829
>anal is degenerate
>posts incest/mind-break/giantess/braincuntvore/unbirth hime
>>150974001
>3d
Get the fuck out and kill yourself.
When will people stop sexualizing/shipping/waifuing Eva characters? They are all broken lonely humans, I understand empathy but that?
>>150982284
When she stops being her. So never.
>>150982284
When newfags stop thinking that watching Eva makes your opinion worthwhile.
best femdom
>>150973770
Well, she IS half German.
>>150982667
Dom starts with consideration.
I want to DP Asuka with a friend.
>>150983946
Daily Play with?
>>150984096
Don't be silly, Anon.
>>150984122
>>150984157
>>150973770
Yup. You're right. Yup. No doubt. Yup.
>be Asuka
>4 year old little miracle
>every child is binded to their mother, Mommy's the best, I love her!
>Mommy loves me but she works a lot
>suddenly Mommy starts ignoring me and talks to my doll like she is me
>try to reach to her, cry a lot
>Daddy forgets about her and loves some doctor next door
>Mommy gets upset on Daddy
>Mommy tries to kill me, cry again
>suddenly they say me I'm the pilot of some cool thing and I will save the World and I'm the best!
>run to Mommy to tell her so she will recognize me and love me again
>she's just hanging there, smiling with that doll
>feel the guilt of not being able to die with Mommy
>decide to close myself up, if I won't need anyone I won't feel bad when they abandon me like Mommy did
>start working hard so everyone would notice me unlike Mommy
>I'm the best!
>Kaji a cute! Cute! If I hook up with him I'll be just like and adult, he's also so independent
>well, maybe I won't
>well, maybe I'm not the best
>hey, that guy Shinji, he may understand me, he's not a bad person, right
>flirt with him, subtly invite him to sleep with me, kiss him
>he literally does nothing
>nobody cares about me, nobody wants me
>he won't even hold me
>I go insane, this angel rapes my mind
>can't even kill myself
>I don't want to be alone
>suddenly wake up
>MAMA!
>wreck their asses, Mommy's with me now!
>where's Shinji? Misato promised he'll come
>he won't
>turns out he sexually harassed me while I was drugged on the verge of death
>nice
>wake up on the beach with him strangling me
>oh, there he is
>20 years later basement dwellers discuss how they would fuck me in the ass
>hfw
>>150984562
I don't blame Asuka, but her introduction did deprive me of further back and forth tsundere /ss/.
>>150985843
Asuka... had a hard life
>>150985843
As an attic dweller, I am utterly disgusted. If you want to go ahead posting things that make me sick, go ahead and do it. I don't want to have anything to do with them. I can't help but think this post is an affront to human life itself, and can't help but wonder, what is your goal?
>>150986149
uncle Otakon, are you crying?
>>150973770
Any link to show as proof?
I want to tenderly hold Asuka in my arms and whisper that things are gonna be alright in her ear.
On a scale of 1-10, what's the likelihood that moot posted in this thread?
>>150987288
2.22
Would you fap to asuka while she's sleeping right next to you?
>>150988289
If I could get a face full of Asuka bum, then yes.
>>150988333
How large of a penis would you need to pleasure her?
>>150988380
She's a petite girl, so something around average would work just fine. Unless you wanted to make her tummy bulge or something.
> make an anime reasoning against escaping reality with anime
> it becomes a smash hit with otakus and waifufags
> give in and start milking franchise
> create a "remake" of the initial anime, dropping your original message and filling it with mindless fanservice and action scenes instead
Do you think Anno secretly hates himself for all this, or is he completely gone down the slope and only cares about money now?
>>150988796
He hates himself [/spoiler]but maybe... maybe he could love himself
She's a mentally deranged crazy bitch who pilots a giant robot, and fights against eldritch horrors and ancient conspiracies that threaten to end all of mankind.
However, she doesn't exist, which makes OP a faggot for fantasizing this much about defiling her. Also Moot already has dibs.
A S U K A
>>150988422
>mfw I know I can please my 2D waifu6 inches trapboy
>>150989828
Six inches is a fine length. I'm a bit under it. I only wish my dick were thicker.
>>150989890
I understand.
>all these Untermenschen
>>150990046
Feels bad.
>>150974423
That's Shinji and Kaworu, right?
>>150990428
One can understand and be fine too.
>>150990605
???
>>150990665
Please do explain, I'm lost.
>>150990428
ASUKA IS HOT. I WANT HER TO KICK ME IN THE DICK.
>>150990733
I LOVE YOU, ANON
>>150990771
Yamero, Baka anon! I know I'm a trapboy, and I love tomboys, but I'm straight !
>>150990890
LOVE TRANSCENDS BOUNDARIES
>>150990890
>Straight traps
>>150990985
Such boundaries were never meant to be transcended !
>>150991007
What's the matter ? Can't I look like a girl and be straight ?
>>150991151
I'm going to cross the boundary right into your heart.
>>150991210
My boundaries are 200% AT Field you won't breach them !
>>150991420
I'LL SHATTER THEM WITH MY PENIS
>>150991420
Who the hell do you think Anon is?
>>150991610
You're going to need more strengh BAAAKA !
>>150991709
A Baka
>>150991978
Don't play so hard to get, Anon.
>>150992003
Oh, but I'll GET you !
>>150992003
>>150992176
Well, I must leave. Good day/night baka anon.
>>150991978
>A Baka
You would be right it appears.
See
>>150992003
>>150992176
>>150992948
See you later.
>>150973948
her cheeks are for punching
>>150985843
Path of the Slut: The Greentext