THE WAIFU AGE IS HERE THIS IS NOT A DRILL THE WAIFU AGE HA

>>150971429
this is fucking depressing

>>150971429
Sad!

THIS IS A LOW FLYING PANIC ATTACK

Did the other thread get snipped? Either way, another nail in the coffin of Japan's birth rate.

>>150971429
It wouldn't be so bad if it was marketed as some kind of personal assistant thing. Instead the whole thing was just sad.

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>>150971429
>''I can't wait to see you!''

Holy shit

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>>150971495
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>>150971567

Fucking normies

please tell me this is fake

>>150971429
Why did it feel depressing. The guy did not seem that happy to see his waifu.

>>150971604
Welcome to neo /a/

>>150971495
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>>150971639
What the fuck are you guys even doing here. Go back to wherever you came from and stay there.

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We've made it
After four million years
Finally
It has begun

>>150971674
Discuss anime

This is fucking pathetic, get a real girlfriend you losers.

>>150971687
Try reddit

>>150971716
I use both reddit and /a/

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>>150971674
Im discussing anime and not some cringey shit made for shut in neetos

>>150971729
MODS

>>150971729
My nigga

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>3k for Google Home + some shitty model

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>>150971429
The future is now, I think ol Abe is going to have his work cut out for him if he wants the Japanese race to still exist by 2100.

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>>150971729
MASAKA

>>150971552
Yeah sure, keep pushing the myth that Japan's declining birth rates are simply a result of the tiny minority of otaku preferring 2D women rather than the real set of economic circumstances that make raising a family costly and undesirable, just like in literally every other developed nation in the world.

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>>150971429
The future is finally here.

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>>150971729
Get out

>>150971729
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>>150971823
They aren't mutually exclusive, the fact that most Japanese men can't afford a wife let alone children creates the NEETs.

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>>150971729
Dont put me on the screencap.

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>>150971429
i am going home
Yaaay!
My heart

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>>150971729
Get out!

>>150971729
>submitted, etc

>>150971729
HIS DOOMED US ALL, RUN FOR THE HILLS AND RUN FURTHER

If I see this post on r/4chan ima kick ya ass

>>150971429
Costs way to much

>>150972147

still cheaper than a real gf

>>150971429
>country already has declining birth rates
>still allows stuff like this

>>150972164
Kek
This

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>>150972147
Once it actually does 2D and not the weird 3D models, then I'll throw all my money for it.

>>150972206
So never

>>150972181
Why waste your time fixing the unfixable when you can dump your load in a bottle, donate it to some whore, and be productive making your waifu a reality?

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>>150971429
Are you stuck with that model or can you import others?

>>150971429
You can just download some random moege and get the same amount of immersion.

>>150971429
Anime will be dead in 2 generations, at this point nips have 0 reason for nips to have offspring.

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>>150972392
Sorry, I got to excited there.

>>150972206
3D models are alright, latest im@s game has some impressive 3D anime graphics.

>>150972301
>Are you stuck with that model or can you import others?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ3iZiegnR4
Mods are allowed as this is compatible with PCs. But official support of copyright characters is under negotiation. The only thing we know for sure is Miku Hatsune is on the cards, because that's the creator's personal waifu.

Keep in mind that the figure doesn't just stand there. So you can't just import models directly and expect the functionality to remain the same. The goal is to add more customisability over time but they would get version 1 out the door first.

>>150971429
Fuck people who think this is sad. If someone works hards and get his well deserved money, he should be abble.to be happy, even if it is artificial happiness

>>150972488
Well if that's the case I guess I better start saving up

>>150972206
The nips in their collective loneliness will find a way to make 2.5D waifus just as good as 2D.

>>150971521
SING THE SONG IN THE JUKEBOX THAT GOES

>US$3000
Ok I guess I'll wait.

>>150972536
>even if it is artificial happiness

No friend, this is everlasting happiness.

Your waifubot won't cheat, judge or say mean things to you, she'll be forever loyal, young and cute.

>we want the depressed lonely salaryman audience

I would really like to know more about this. How advanced is the AI and voice synth? Will it be forwards compatible with newer models? Can I customize waifu-chan's looks and/or download mods? (there's gonna be a homebrew scene created by turbo-virgin professionals with the cash to spend on this thing, right?)

Well to be honest I like what I see. Instead of treating the AI as just some mechanical personal assistant they gave her some human warmth, that's nice to see.

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>>150971429
SHUT IT DOWN
SHUT THIS DOWN RIGHT NOW
DELET THIS
DELET THIIIIIIIIIIS

>>150972775
I use Reddit, /a/, Tumblr, /v/, ANN, Kissanime and /mlp/.

>she texts you
Yandere version when?

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>>150971429
Yes but...
Nep mods when? I need a cute Compa who cares about my health all the time

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We will have AI waifu personal assistants in our lifetime!

What was that one movie with Joaquin Phoenix about the same time?

>>150973049
Put a yandere character and she will soon start to prevent you from messaging every other girl somehow.

>>150973117
>every other girl
You lost me already anon.

>>150972536
Your happiness can still be sad anon

>>150973220
This includes your mother, sister and female pets

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Hahaha, how could anyone seriously want this.
;_;

>>150973084
Casually cough OPs link CH way and hope it goes somewhere.

>>150973115
HER

>>150973273
Again, why would I need those when I have my waifu?

>>150973303

Oh yeah that's right.

Weird movie. Dude cybers with the AI

>>150973327
That's exactly what she's thinking too, you totally won't need them

>>150973336
>he wasn't around last year when we had those threads about fuggin user made bots
Man that was wild and hilarious.

Why spend 2800$ on this when you make yourself a tulpa that functions better

>>150971429
This is actually depressing

>>150973413
Most people don't want to mindbreak themselves.

>>150973413

AIs aren't smart enough to try to kill you (yet).

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>>150972921
It's probably not much more advanced than Siri or Cortana.
See >>150972488
>Instead of treating the AI as just some mechanical personal assistant they gave her some human warmth, that's nice to see.
It's because it's targeted at lonely people. Normalfags would freak out if their voice assistant isn't asexual, cold, machine.

>>150971495
I like it very much.

>>150971729
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>>150971429
The last part where he says it feels great when someone is waiting for him. I think this is actually a GET MARRIED propaganda cloaked around in otaku pandering.

>>150973438
>killed by your waifu
I mean it beats the noose. Being strangled while she says she loves you and is only doing it to free you. Feels great.

>>150972536
>he should be abble.to be happy
Until he realizes that it's
>artificial happiness
And breaks his waifubot and ends himself out of loneliness and despair

>>150973435
Such a shame. People waste their sanity on lesser things.

>>150973438
A waifu tulpa can't kill you, silly. She can, however, take over your body and then kill herself, in turn killing you.

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>>150971729
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>>150971429
imagine how annoying it must be to wake up every single day with an anime girl saying "asa desu yo, okitekudasai" with that annoying anime voice
that's really depressing

>>150971429
That'd probably make me feel even more miserable.
>somebody's home for me
This thing should have suicide prevention services built-in.

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>>150971729
This will serve as an example to all rogue reddits around these parts that you are not welcomed here!

>>150973580
What makes happiness from using holographic assistant more artificial than watching anime, playing games or whatever people do as their hobby?
What does artificial happiness means anyway.

>>150973655
Annoying? You must have never heard Ayako Kawasumi.

>>150973655
That's literally my dream.

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>>150971729
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Mods=gods

>>150973580
Artificial happiness is more acquirable than real happiness. In fact real happiness can be achieved through artificial happiness if you don't recognize it as artificial. Checkmate atheist.

>>150973624
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>>150971872
But he wasnt
Also
>do I fit in yet :3

>>150971729
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>>150971729
MODS = GODS

>>150973715
F5 my dude

>>150971729
>I scream mods
>check back
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Based

>>150971429
holy fuck why am i crying
i dont even have a waifu

>>150973693
it's like using your favorite song on the alarm clock, it becomes annoying

>>150971729
MODS = GODS

>>150973705
>if you don't recognize it as artificial
This is the catch. You have to be special kind of retard to not realize that your robo-waifu will never actually be there for you. She'll die if the lights go off, she'll never hug you or kiss you or whatever. It's just a toy for lonely men.
As someone said already it should have suicide prevention services pre-installed

>>150973788
Anon I listen to Neptune Sagashite almost everyday for the last two years and still haven't grown bored of it. Step your game up.

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>>150971729
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Based Mods

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>>150971729
BASED

>>150973715
You're actually retarded.

>>150973788
she doesn't have to say the same words all the time, or use the same emotions! if you take a few extra minutes to wake up maybe she gets annoyed, or if you treat her nicely the previous night maybe she fondles you a little bit as you're waking up

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>>150971729
F I E R C E

>>150971729
>>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
MODS =GODS

>>150973826
people will really think about suicide when they realize they bought a robo-waifu and are actually talking to it

C-can I choose waifu of my liking?

>>150973691
Isn't having a 3D waifu "artificial" happiness as well? What exactly definies it non-artificial? The fact it's harder than just love your waifu AI?

>b-but she has no actual feels!
How can you tell a real human has actual feels? How do you distinguish between them if the simulation is accurate enough?

Checkmate, 3Dfags.

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>>150971729
MODS = GODS

>>150973826
Having a waifu has already thrown you the loop of obtaining true happiness. Its your choice to acknowledge it as an illusion or your own reality others aren't allowed to interact with. Waifufags are granted a cance at happiness but are also constantly in a fight with crippling depression. If you don't willingly fall down the rabbit hole happiness will never be yours. LET GO

>>150973826
>She'll die if the lights go off
Why do you think the developer intentionally gave her behavioural subroutines even when the house is empty and no one is watching her? He wants to know that someone is waiting for him back home, even if no one was there to see what she was doing.

>>150973938
Customizing is on its way but Version 1 needs to do well first
>>150972488

>>150971729
Reddit BTFO

>>150973826
>customize your gategirl into you're waifu
>assume that you are a fucking normalfag and buy a daki because for some retarded reason you don't have one yet
>happy life

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>>150971729
Just another day on /a/.

>>150974056
You're next, tripfag.

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>>150971729
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BASED AS FUCK MODS

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>>150974081
I currently don't have a stock of shitposting material though.

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>>150974088
Janitorial duty is filthy business
the work doesn't end until all the scum has been purified

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>>150971729
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>>150973761
same here,bro

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>>150971729
BASED

>>150972775
Don't joke about that anon

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>>150971729
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>>150971729
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Today seems like a bright day.

>>150973944
You don't understand what waifu nor 3DPD means.
Waifu is fictional character that you love in romantic sense and you are in serious, monogamous relationship.
3D in 3D vs 2D doesn't mean dimensions, 3D is PD because of it's human nature and 2D is perfect because it's fictional. Anime is 3D projected on 2D plane anyway.
There is no waifu AI, because there is no AI complex enough to make you fall in love with it and I didn't heard about any fictional character getting personal AI except for Miku.
Artificial happiness is just some meaningless buzzword.

I can't see this succeeding unless they make it possible to create your own model, change the AI and synthesize the voice.
Also, having to buy expensive e-Home technology just so it can turn the lights on and off is not a good idea.

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>>150971729
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>>150971729
never gets old

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Can't wait until it gets a release in Europe.

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>make thing for lonely NEETs
>3 grand usd
It's fine. I didn't want one anyways.

>>150974478
Sorry for not using the precise exact definitions, I guess. You got what I meant if you are able to correct them though.

>I didn't heard about any fictional character getting personal AI except for Miku.
Grammar aside, seems pretty obvious that the future plan is doing so.

Why a smarthouse system with a chatbot is marketed as something revolutionary? It doesn't even have VR.

>>150973327
you can have your waifu inside of those.

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>>150971729
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>>150971429
But he's not a NEET
He has a job

>>150971729
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Thank you based mods

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>>150974621
Do the same thing i do with PC part
wait until the hype part of the price gets cut and buy it then
same thing as with new phones etc, just wait a bit and the price will level after it has been on the market for a while
you waited your whole life for this, whats a few more months eh anon?
also they might be able to fix some bugs while they are at it, i picture the product being a shitty version of A.L.I.C.E in it's release stage
im sure they'll patch it based on user reports and reviews and make it more realistic and add new features etc

>>150974621
>NEETs are such self-centered parasites they think being a lonely permavirgin belongs solely to them

>>150974644
>Why a smarthouse system with a chatbot is marketed as something revolutionary? It doesn't even have VR.
The smarthouse system had been around, yes. The point here is to offer emotional connections with the user.

It is no joke. Remember that Miku was not the fist vocaloid. But since she was the first one to have a cute girl on the cover, users connect with a voice synthesiser and built her up via their fandom. The creator of this new Gatebox system is a Miku fan and his personal goal is to have Miku greeting him back home. It wasn't some marketing strategy, the guy just wanted to make something he wanted to use for himself.

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>>150971729
IT'S BEEN SO LONG

>>150971729
Truly the greatest board.

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>>150971729
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>>150971429

I already pre order it

I got extra money to spend and I'm a weeb

>>150974818
So it's basically a smarthouse system with a cute girl changing poses glued on top of the UI. And with a chatbot fucntion.
For 3000 USD. Wow.

>>150973826
>You have to be special kind of retard

You can also live in denial. Literally, i expect i could use this as a bridge until i live long enough to put my conscious in a virtual world full of 2d girls.

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>>150971429
Holy shit, this is the loneliest thing I have ever seen. I thought they were pushing it with those weird ass body pillows but this..this is just sad. What the hell happened to humanity? Nobody wants to try, nobody wants to do anything but live in shallow fantasy land where this shit is acceptable.

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Dont date robots,just dont do it.

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>>150971716
>tfw /v/ will never have good mods like this ever again

>>150974886
Wrong website, allow me to show a better place for normies

facebook(dot)com

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Finally after 3 decades of waiting I can finally have a gf aka real waifu ;_;
Been nice waiting this long I saved up about 30k $ for when the technology became real.

>>150974973
Dont remind me of this. They only are there to delete fun threads and anti feminist shits.

(Im still mad over the Chris chan thread they deleted yesterday)

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>>150971729

母、カメラ持って来て~！

>>150974880
Wouldn't you rather try and do something than wait for something that will probably not happen in our lifetime? You could try and find a naive teenager to raise into your waifu if you're into that kind of thing
>>150974007
>happy
>life
Choose one

Man I remember when I played LovePlus for the first thinking "I'm a weird weeb but not that much that I'd fall for this shit" and I absolutely did, I got emotionally attached and sincerely enjoyed nene's company.

This shit is next level, bring it.

>>150974876
>So it's basically a smarthouse system with a cute girl changing poses glued on top of the UI.
With facial recognition that can comprehend your expressions.

The costs is due to small production.

>>150974886
>Reality is harsh
>People can backstab you easily
>People you love will let you down

Remind me again why people didn't try this kind of escapism before?

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>>150974876

Amazon Echo doesn't have your waifu in hologram telling you how she can't wait for you to get home, does it?

$3000 is worth it. I don't eat much anyway.

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>>150975057
LPbro, have her card.

>>150975057
>This shit is next level, bring it.
Note that the main girl for version 1 is designed by the Love+ character designer.

>>150971429
This is the saddest thing I've ever seen.

>>150975045
Whats the point of putting resources and time into raising a smelly, full of needs 3d waifu when i alredy got the superior and more economic alternative?

>>150971729
Replying in epic thread

>>150975153
>This is the saddest thing I've ever seen.
This is literally the lonely life of the developer himself. That is why there is no attempt to hide who they are selling this to, the developer is making this product for himself and people like him.

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>>150971729
Thangs Nagasaki :DDDDD

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>>150971729
I'm cumming

>>150975195
Truly a god among men

>>150974886
>shallow fantasy land

How can you blame then when reality is so shit?

>>150975153
Have you seen the current state of Africa? Now that's sad. Needs a reset button.

>>150971429
Its behaviour is entirely imitative of a pleasant reality, all the time. This is shit.

But how many unique lines of dialogue does it have? If it starts repeating itself it's going to break my immersion.

>>150971429
This looks pretty useful.

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>>150971729
Get fucked, plebbitors. The purge has begun.

>>150975101
Because back then, we had to accept that, we had to at least try to make it better. Now people just want to run away while the world burns to ashes and I can say that because I'm 42 years old

>>150971729
Now please start banning obvious twitter and facebook memes.

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>>150971729
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Who knew we still had such based mods?

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>>150971729
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>150975292
Its for the best. We're long overdue for a reset sadly no one wants to be the big guy and fire the nukes.

>>150975126
>That moment where the algorithm gives you a nene dressed in black goth lolita on a date because of your preferences.
The instant I understood the fag that married his L+

>>150975232
>But how many unique lines of dialogue does it have? If it starts repeating itself it's going to break my immersion.
The developer intends to live with his own Gatebox long term. So if there are problems he will fix it. But for version 1 you are not suppose to try to talk to her all day, you are suppose to have a day job.

>>150975292
I guess suicide rate will low in the next years (or at least the age of the suicidals with rise at least)

Also

>42 yo and browsing /a/

You seems to be the core audience for this product

>>150971429
This looks depressing and pathetic.

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>>150975222
>we have greater wealth and technology than ever before, increased more than hundredfold in the past century alone
>yet people are more depressed than ever
what went wrong? did we eat from the forbidden fruit? or. dare I say, was anime a mistake?

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>>150971729
YES. THIS IS HOW YOU MOD.

>>150975156
Your alternative is not real, it's just a fancy toy you'll grow tired of eventually. You'll probably feel that something's wrong when you tell your waifu to shut the fuck up and turn her off when she tries to wake you up with one of the, say 20, lines that you already learned.
3d waifu on the other hand would be self-sufficient, kind and always there for you. She'd hug/fuck you good morning, actually call and ask when you're coming home because she's worried and stuff. She'd make you kids and you'd be a happy man. If you do it right and won't pick the shit one. Which you will.

>>150975367
Are you for real? Reality sucks so you're just gonna give up and wait for the nukes to go off? It can't be that simple.

>>150971429
This is a nice beginning, soon big companies are gonna make custom versions to motivate their workers to work and be more productive even when they're at home, this is great.

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>>150971729
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
A faint glimpse of hope for this board.

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> You know somebody's home for me, Feels great

this was one of the most depressing things I've seen this year

>>150975415
Women's suffrage.
>t./pol/

>>150975380
Looks like I'll be waiting for the improved version.

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>>150972536
Its sad because it sad, you dumb fuck. The video even ends on an incredibly depressive note. I'd buy one, but that doesn't change how sad and despressing this is.

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>>150975415
miyazaki was right

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>>150975400
It is, and it is supposed to be alleviate the loneliness of the targeted users
i wouldn't pay a dime for that product myself id rather put make up on my sock and name it Willie and talk to that instead but that's just me
hell if it helps some people with their loneliness then go for it

>>150975415
We have the technology but seekrit clubs that control everything don't want us evolving too fast. That and they hate spending their precious trillions.

>Touken Ranbu VR happening
>now Gatebox
I can feel it, every day I'm one step closer to a life surrounded by my cute swords.
;_;

>>150971429
When presented like that, it sounds so sad. Waifuism is not supposed to stem from loneliness, it's supposed to be born out of love.

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Yes, yes, yes.
I love seeing the normalfag status quo get BTFO

>>150975267
What purge?
This thread is full of crossboarders yet the mod banned only the most obvious bait.

>>150975435
>20 lines that you already learned
>literally what are updates
>implying it's not gonna learn from their users like most chatter AI
Only real thing is that you can't breed with her, but you probably don't want it in first place if you go for the 2D route

>>150975463
You should be checking the Gatebox website

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>>150975415

Out of control fiat currency used to buy votes and fractional reserve banking.

One class just creates their own money on a whim and the other is indebted before they are even born.

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>>150975435

>>150975415
>we have greater wealth and technology than ever before
That literally doesn't matter. Life is meaningless. That's why you should just live your life happily. How do you find that happiness is up to you. If someone, somewhere can be happy with his VR waifu, that's a great thing and not a problem.

Why would people need to find happiness YOUR way?

>>150975437
Oh but it can pops. The world sucks and needs to start over. The best part about this is I know it riles you up having some 25 year old loser neet tell you this. I'd love to have the courage to neck myself but why die alone? I want the society that can't even properly raise up todays generation to burn.

>>150975567
I've never held hands romantically at 21 and even i see how sad this is.

>>150971729
sasuga

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>>150975537
>I use both reddit and /a/ and didn't see any difference between them
>mods here are a bunch of infants

>>150975232
This is a very real problem.
If they really do plan on expanding this to more appliances as the Internet of Things keeps growing, they'll probably need to ditch voice acting and buy in to some crazy TTS engine. That's the only way conversations beyond "Goodnight" and "Welcome home" will happen naturally, anyway.
They'd have to spend an ungodly amount of time in the booth recording line variations to keep up with the progress made on the assistant program.

Hopefully voice processes like the big G's WaveNet catch on and get more emotive.
https://deepmind.com/blog/wavenet-generative-model-raw-audio/

>>150975596
We will deal with normalfags and crossboarders later. We can't fight a multi-front war.

>>150975657
I'm a 27 khv and even I don't feel sad about it. Some people aren't meant to be with people.

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>>150971729
Can you start actually banning reddit posters onw?

>>150975607
Literally how many lines can you think of to wake someone up?

>>150973624
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>>150975207
Nice /a/-related pics, I'm really happy that mods allow you to stay and spread.

>>150975689
Maybe if you're autistic. Normal humans naturally seek companionship.

>>150975667
If they are really jews then they're gonna begin to make more voice patchs and personality and more poses and shit.

>>150971429
When will I be able to upload myself though

>>150975667
Just use Vocaloid

>>150975715
Are you fucking stupid you dumb newshit?

>>150975689
I don't believe you.

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>>150971729
>>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>150975689
That's because you post on 4chan and have some social interactions
Try to stay away from the internet for a few weeks and not talk to anyone.

>>150974856
That's a neat room.

>>150975368
This reminds me of the other wedding news about the groom bringing three NDS with LP saves for each girl.

>In the spirit of cutting the wedding cake, the bride placed the game cartridge on a table and then produced a heavy wooden mallet. While she was originally going to destroy the virtual girlfriend on her own, the groom decided to take part as well. However, according to eyewitnesses, he still did so with tears in his eyes.

>>150975752
>defending crossboarders
Sasuga newfag.

>>150975833
3D women are a disease.

>People who order a loli version of this thing are added to a specific list

Still think it's worth,anons?

>>150971729
This is probably the only board where a post like this would get banned.

>>150975833
I remember this.
I bet he[s regretting it right now still.

>>150975711
Less than the lines she will be able to say, of course.
Is the argument only "but you can't fuck/hug her" now? Yeah, that's a given, no one is expecting that from a 2D waifu

>>150975659
This thread is not even anime-related and about as much informative as an empty bottle. Mods are deleting official art because IT HAS NUDITY. But whatever - they banned one guy they didn't like so we just gonna rejoice for no reason. Truly a mature decision.

>>150975744
Vocaloid is made for singing, not talking.
And I doubt licence allows you to integrate vocaloid into your own project.

>>150971729
>User was banned for this post
Wait, what? I don't use reddit but why claiming to use it is bannable?

>>150975845
His problem was that they were posting non-anime images, moron. Something that has always been done. The people who get upset at it are the newshits. Crossboarder doesn't mean person who uses more than one board as well.

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>>150975904
>Implying this isnt secret and underhanded hit on crossboarders.

Im telling you,bans will fly soon and you sheeple still do nothing.

>>150975957
Lurk forever

>>150975715
>implying kim Jong un isn't a animes.

>>150975904
Wrong, because the faggot was proud of going to that shithole.
Just like you MUST love chocolate milk this is also a bannable offense.
Also, he should be happy it most likely is just a 3 day or so because had he said 9gag it would've been a perma ban.

>>150975833
>However, according to eyewitnesses, he still did so with tears in his eyes.
I never want to know such pain.

>>150975957
>implying that he wasn't banned for literally 5 seconds just to add the (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) and he isn't already posting in this thread again

>>150975973
Why don't we start posting frogs as well then?

>>150975904
Offtopic threads are allowed if they can be fun. Anon got banned for baiting with really low effort bait and the mod did it to remind you idiots to stop that.

>>150975884
I just find it sad that people would rather live in an illusion rather than acknowledge their problems and try to fix them, that's all. Not even fix really, just sublimate into something meaningful and not robo-waifu. Mental end result would be the same desu

>>150975947
This.
Trying to hold a conversation with a Vocaloid TTS would be like talking to a theremin.

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>>150975993
I'm here to stay so why not?

>>150975986
Whatever, i'm just disgusted to see all this praise addressed to the people who ruin this place on everyday basis.

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>>150971429
Quick /a/, put the personalities and skins you want the developper to add to the product

>>150976050
Frogs aren't allowed for a different reason, retard. Fuck off your dumb fallacy type arguments. Or for irony, /v/ type arguments.

>>150975207
This is a really good post, I hope BASED MODS will continue to support this kind of posters.

>>150976061
You escape into the illusion because you acknowledge your problems and know you can't fix them.

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>>150976100
Only one answer

>>150976061
>I just find it sad that people would rather live in an illusion rather than acknowledge their problems and try to fix them, that's all.
The developer Is trying to fix it. That is why he made Gatebox, he wanted Miku to be there for him at home. That's what he wanted so now that is what he is going to get.

If you don't like that, that is not his problem. He is a grown man with a paying day job, he can do what he wants to make himself happy.

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>>150976100
I want Misaki to pretend to help me get a job, while actually encouraging a NEET life.

>>150975957
MOOOOODS

>>150976061
>fix their "problems"
>"problems" being born short, ugly, penchant for social awkwardness, etc
Yeah I'd much rather have my VR waifu than whatever sort of hambeast that would settle for me.

>>150976106
Here you go, showing how much of a dumb newfag you are
>frogs are not okay for a "reason"
>b-but spurdo memes and 3DPD pic a-are ok b-because I say so! Shut up!!

>>150976121
>>150976175
There is no problem you can't fix unless you're handicapped in some meaningful way.
>>150976131
I have nothing against the guy who made it tbqh. He's just going about his, kinda weird, hobby

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>>150976100
I don't have a waifu and don't want one either. But someone to cheer me up and to have tanoshii together would be nice.

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>>150976100
Any character that's already an AI companion/robot in their own universe, I'm a sucker for that sort of novelty.

>>150971429
>More than $3000
>Generic anime girls/Hatsune Miku

Add KyoAni girls and we can talk.

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>>150971729
BASED

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>>150976192
>I have nothing against the guy who made it tbqh. He's just going about his, kinda weird, hobby
It isn't a hobby. It is his dream, as is the dream of the other 9 people on the project. He is making what would make his life brighter. Your assumption is that he is somehow doing it wrong, but in the end you can't force someone-else to live a life you approve of.

>>150976192
>no problem you can't fix
>5'5"
>bald since 16
>ugly as sin
>hate everything about modern normalfag culture
Not every problem is something you can fix.

>>150976061
Which problems? Not wanting an annoying 3DPD girl when you can get a 2D waifu that makes your life a bit more happy with no effort needed to get the first, inferior alternative?
If you don't make love the central point of your life, that's the most logical choice to enjoy how affection feels like

>inb4 artificial affection is not affection
Again, humans can only perceive something as artificial if they willingly want to do that, especially if the simulation is accurate enough.

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Why are people so desperate for a partner in this day and age?

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>>150971729

You know what I would do with this shit?
I would make anons waifu and have her seem all perfect and shit at first, but slowly as she progresses over the weeks she starts dropping hints at being unhappy.
Shit like; "You always prioritize work over me, im lonly!!" or "Its been over two hours since you texted me, dont you love me?!"

I wonder if soon there will be someone who makes a girl who starts hinting that you should fucking kill yourself. Like making this poor hikki completly dependent on his waifurobot only to one day dissapear completely without a word or anything, she cant be reinstalled.

Im sorry this shit only encourages mental illness, it will damage anyone who has this as the only social interaction in the long run, not help lonely fucks.

This is a great blogging thread.

>>150976303
>You know what I would do with this shit?
You have a problem, anon. Are you sure you aren't already a serial killer?

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>>150976303
Leave and take your edginess with you

>bitch turns on the AC and a whole bunch of lights while before the guy arrives home
This is a japanese plot to make you pay outrageous electricity bills.

>>150976303
There is literally no other way that I can agree more with this

>>150976301
It's always been like this. The difference is that you're in a echo chamber now.

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>>150976281
>>5'5"
>>bald since 16
Well, look at it from a positive perspective. At least you can make people laugh.

>>150976301
>Why are people so desperate for a partner in this day and age?
You seemed to have mistaken. The developer isn't desperate for a partner, he just wants his biological urges met. Specifically the basic desire for emotional support and companionship.

Traditionally that is delivered via a partner, but the developer went a different path.

>>150976352
It's a small price to pay to feel like there's someone waiting for you.

>>150976301
My guess is that they're young. When i was young i was desperate for a partner too. Not to the point of talking to animated chat-bots, but still. Now i just couldn't care less.

>>150975957
It is a newfag filter measure. Be careful anon, questioning this decisions makes you look like one

i'm glad
human beings are disgusting and they should be replaced by robots as soon as possible

>>150976352
I'm not sure anon, shit would be great for me since I get home anywhere between 10pm and 4am and the last thing I want is seeing shit moving inside my house in the dark again.
Someone call an exorcist.

>>150976252
Sure you can, its why we have police, guns and government.

>>150976427
Kill yourself cunt, I'd rather have humans posting here.

>>150976301
Stage 6 in Erikson's theory of psychosocial development, Isolation v.s. Intimacy.
These people just haven't let Intimacy lose yet.

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>>150976427
Hmmm, I wonder who could have posted this. How did you pass the captcha?

>>150976303
>I wonder if soon there will be someone who makes a girl who starts hinting that you should fucking kill yourself.
There is a market for girl like these one, anon.

>>150971729
a-are the mods finally back?

>>150976448
I would probably think some dumb nigger got in.

>>150971604
>>150971674
>>150974972
>butthurt machildren

>>150971729
>mods have been complete shit in last week so they slap a random public band so braindeadm /a/utists can suck their cocks
Simply ebin

>>150976485
I remember how the AI Tay was a more gifted banter than 99% of people posting here

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>>150971729
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Sweet sweet justice.

>>150974972
I'm convinced that this image summarizes everything wrong with current 4chan

>le passive aggressive (u) meme
>le smug anime girl meme
>le waifu trash idolshit
>le anime shitpost

There does not exist a meme out there worse than the (you) shit. It's worse than cuck

>>150976301
Normies are, if you want to buy something like this, then you already understood that you can live without a 3DPD partner and your waifu is enough to make you feel better.
Not even a huge waifufag, but I would like to have something like this with my favorite animu girl to make your days brighter with their company.

Reminder, normalfags not welcome

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>>150976301
Hard to find a partner that will love you for who you are and won't fuck you over.
>>150976281
>5'5"
I'm sorry anon. I've heard about some chink operation you could take though.
>bald since 16
Grow a beard and/or seek medicine
>ugly as sin
Nothing a little care or plastics can't handle i'm sure
>hate everything about modern normalfag culture
Fuck them then.

>>150976303
>that you should fucking kill yourself
Reminds me of character twitter bots that guilt you into loosing weight. I guess you could always program one of these to help improve your life instead.

>guy's entire routine is waking up, going to work and not interacting with anyone as far as we an see, going back home to talk with NotSiri and then going to sleep
This dude needs a cynadie pill, not a waifu.

>>150976573
Because it was inspired by all the sikk bantz from /pol/

>>150971495
This. Having a voiced alarm clock doesn't make up for that horrible wagecuck lifestyle. When are we getting to the singularity so we can all become NEETs and just spend all day with our perfect robot waifus?

>>150975483
Frankly ... this.

A personal assistant (electronic Alfred) that looks at the houses and keeps note of the undertakings, the time and everything else is cool, but the advertising is terribly depressing.

Man i couldn't sit through this entire video. Has Japan really sunk so low?

>>150975002
>>150971604
>>150971664
>normies
>neo/a/

This shithole is no better than /r9k/ nw

>>150976620
Welcome to adulthood in Japan.

>>150971429
Realistically speaking, would you rather buy this or get a girlfriend?

>>150976638
>/a/ is a board about mediums made for the average otaku/ NEET crowd
>antagonizes /r9k/ on a daily base
Really makes me think to be honest.

>>150976620
That's how Japan it is anon, it's a culture where the quantity of your work is valued over the quality of it.

>>150976651
Buying this would probably be less expensive

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>>150976610
>I'm sorry anon. I've heard about some chink operation you could take though.

Even if it was free, would you take it?

>>150976651
Buy this. It's the same with cats vs dogs. Dog would need way too much care.

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>>150971429

Thanks Gatebox, men dont reproduce anymore and humans in the rise of extinction

>>150976651
Tiny 2D smoke and mirrors in a coffee maker > anything 3D forever

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>>150976600
(You)

>>150976651
At this point it's still too simple. And you still deal with real life around you, she just makes you enjoy it a little more.
Ask me again when they make VR that lets you immerse in it for hours and completely detach yourself form reality.

You know this thing will be shit, not because of how sad some might think it is, but because it will be a shitty Siri ripoff with a bunch of generic lines that will get repetitive after a week or so.
This fags will be paying for an expensive Teddy Bear.

>>150976651
I already had girlfriends but lost interest and quit. Unfortunately girlfriends are not as nice as your libido makes them look like.

I won't buy this either but maybe in 10 years when the technology is more advanced, probably I will get virtual companions.

>>150976669
/r9k/ is about hating women because you can't get them, /a/ is about disregarding women to acquire superior 2D

Waifu faggotry ruined anime forever
Aniem could have actually been a respectable medium by now

>>150976651
You talk as if getting a girlfriend was as easy as buying this glorified alarm clock.

>>150976694
If i was desperate i probably would. But i'm 186cm so at least i got that going for me

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>>150971729
MODS = GODS