ITT: Shit that makes you instantly drop a series

>>What's all this all of the sudden?

I've honestly only ever seen this in hentai.

ITT: Literally all anime

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dumb cgi

>>150917340
>MC got a harem because he's nice
Fucking dropped

>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>"I bet you're wondering how I got here"

>EEEEEEEEEHHHHH?????
Shut your damn mouth it's cute as fuck when it happens.

>MC opens door
>Girl is getting dress/undress
>MC gets punched/slapped

>>150917340
Name 3 animes that don't do any of those

>>150917340
The MC talks in the show

>>150917463
>Let me start from the beginning.
*rewinds*

>>150917340
>Watching/reading some nice hetero romance

>Some fucking lesbo shows up and shits all over the male lead while viciously lusting over the female MC

Every time. Every god damn time.

>>150917542
>watashi wa, kairaku izonshou
>dropout
>welcome to the nhk

>>150917501
I bet you have Love Live! merch.

>>150917463
But that's funny.

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Not really tropes but some really stupid plot point that doesnt make sense.

Zankyou no terror had that "no one died in a massive terrorist attack" moment where I couldnt believe in the world anymore.

Kotohona no niwa major plot thing was that a teacher was bullied out of school, doesnt fit my world view.

Re:zero beginning had the mc unexplainedly be teleported into another world and he is just fine with it. Not one out of billions of people on earth would behave the way he did.

Koutetsujou no Kabaneri had that autoerotic asphyxiation scene that was just retarded.

Those kinds of unrealistic human behaviour things make me lose all immersion and believability the show is trying to build.

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>>150917643
Different anon, but I just started watching Maria-sama ga Miteru and Yumi making those noises and those faces is half the reason I'm loving it.

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I haven't watched anything this season cause it all looks like shit.

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>EEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH?!

>>150917340
>>American military is full of incompetent fucks

But Anon if we don't know what we are doing, how can the enemy possibly devise our strategy

Also when in doubt bomb the Canadians

>>150917340
>make something thats from real life events
>add girls into the picture teh maek it inetersing xD
Izetta The Last Witch

>KanaHana in a main role

>>150917340
>really enjoyed season 1
>no season 2

Dropped.

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Anything with white people.

>>150917340
>American military is full of incompetent fucks

Why do you even watch anime then? It's pretty much anti-American.

>>150918382
can you not? I prefer my comfy welfare bucks for fixing perfectly fine, if outdated equipment
>t. Canadian forces member

>>150917340
>American military is full of incompetent fucks
don't know about the jsdf, but this sounds about right

and given that modern japanese contact with the american military is soldiers getting drunk and murdering/raping civilians, I can't blame them too much for viewing them as incompetent

>Drinking beer
>"GLUG GLUG GLUG PUWAAAAAH"

>It has rabbits

>It's animated by Koreans.

>Nothing happens
Slice of Life is not for me, unless it is fucking hilarious.

>>150918761
This shit is just over exaggerated bull generated surprisingly enough by western media

>>150919513
No. America stations niggers in Japan and niggers gonna nig.

So you don't watch anime at all?

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>>150919576
Well I was stationed in Japan, and can tell you that shit happens as often as anywhere else.

>all female cast
>they're all fucking gay

I mean, I can understand if one or two out of the bunch are gay. That's not very surprising. But literally why do they all have to be fucking gay? Why?

Look at Chino. She and Cocoa were supposed to be portrayed as sisters, but by the end of season 2, Chino wants Cocoa to pin her down to the bed so bad it's ridiculous.

>select all images with coffee
Is the world's way of laughing at me?

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>exaggerated *gulp* *gulp* *gulp*
>HOOOOOOOOOOOOUGGGGGHHHHHH phil's from frisco jack's from the p.i

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>>150919679
Can you honestly blame them though?

>>150917517
>girl opens door
>MC is getting dress/undress
>MC gets punched/slapped

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>>150917340
Have you ever finished a series before?

I hate overbearing fan service in a serious show. A little fan service is a given for every anime at this point, but shit like Code Grass S2 fan service is just retarded.

>>150917340
>Shitty harem

>Bad music

>In shoujo series a really uninteresting protagonist that's clearly only meant as a self-insert

>>150920155
No. I even walked out of the cinema during kimi no na wa.

>>150920253
R1 was worse by whatever metric you want to measure it by: Kallen shower scenes, CC playing dressup and bondage, Nina humping a table, etc.

>>150917542
>animes
>>>/out/

LN adaption if the LN was made after 2012.

>>150918714
>t.
>>150919679
>T.
I want crossboarders to leave.

>>150920389
That's some badass autism there, /a/non.

>>150920593
Tough shit. Maybe get rid of the Tumblr/reddit infestation first, maybe then people wouldn't seek respite after seeing 10 "I want to rape an elf haha. Well I want to rape you haha" threads

>>150920777
Maybe don't shit the board up even more in response to shitposting
Crazy concept, I know

>>150920822
I see "wtf, kek, t." and other shit the whole time now.
Ignoring it isn't as good as you think.

>>150917340
>EEEEEEEEEHHHHH?????

>What's all this all of the sudden?

>Meanwhile, ____ is full of elites

Picked up.

>>150920870
Just do this
>>>/v/

>>150917340
>faggots like OP likes it

>>150920904
It's not from /v/ though.
>>150920870
>>150920822
You dumb faggots better get used to seeing other boards culture because this boards culture is dead

>>150917340
>super hot babe with killing body is introduced
>she's fourteen
Can't take it.

>>150920389
Good call, I might have asked for my money back

>>150921011
>You dumb faggots better get used to seeing other boards culture because this boards culture is dead
It's not dead as long as I say that you filthy crossboarder should leave.

>>150921064
You can't be eliteist about being one of the worst boards anon. /a/ is catching up with /co/

>>150921107
Which is the best board in your opinion?

>>150921180
I dunno about best but all of the small boards that aren't plagued by shitposting mods like /o/. Out of the big boards probably /tg/ or /sp/

>>150921238
>/sp/
No words left.

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>>150921238
/sp/ is shitposting central.

>>150917463
Not bad sempai

>>150917588
I remember some bitch from Baka to Test who would that shit.

>>150918093
It was besides
Piano

>female character
>voice sounds like they breath helium

>>150921011
4chan is dead
Finally
Pol killed it

>MC was just an ordinary high school student, until one day...

dropped like a bad habit

>>150921801
So you can't drop it then.

>>150921238
>/tg/ or /sp/

>>150921579
Yeah but it's shitposting about sports and countries not boipussies and boipussies

>>150921835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZnBt2W48A0

>>150921849
Way better than this shithole

>>150917340
>drinks alcoholic beverage
>kaaaaaaaahh~
FUCKING DROPPED
WHY DOES THIS TROPE EXIST?
WHO THE FUCK ACTUALLY DOES THIS?

>>150921917
Then leave.

>mc-kun is your completely average high schooler(not)
>Perverted Side kick that the sole purpose is being jealous at mc
>Muh muh muh NAKAMAAASS
Can't handle those

>>150921989
Where am I going to talk about anime then?
You don't drop something because it isn't perfect. You fags are just going to have to get used to other boards culture since you no longer have a high horse to sit on.
You did this to yourself

>>150922024
>You fags are just going to have to get used to other boards culture
No, fuck off filthy crossboarder.

>>150922060
What are you gonna do about it?

>character says some sentimental bullshit
>"x-kun..."

>>150921978
Me

>>150922137
The worst thing about this is that it's never even deep, like I can feel the author wanking himself off through the character

"Why don't I write something I think is deep and have these cute girls be in awe about how deep I am"

>>150917722
>Zankyou no terror had that "no one died in a massive terrorist attack" moment where I couldnt believe in the world anymore.
Not stupid they knew they would be murdered for knowing the truth and wanted their deaths to be seen as unjust
>Kotohona no niwa major plot thing was that a teacher was bullied out of school, doesnt fit my world view.
your world view doesn't matter if you're not japanese
>Re:zero beginning had the mc unexplainedly be teleported into another world and he is just fine with it. Not one out of billions of people on earth would behave the way he did.
He doesn't believe it either and deals with it by thinking it isn't real and he's actually in a video game, it's also his thing to act all smug at the beginning like he knows what's going on and point out cliche's.
>Koutetsujou no Kabaneri had that autoerotic asphyxiation scene that was just retarded.
It's a blood borne virus he was stopping it from reaching his brain so it wasn't really to choke himself at all and makes sense plus it's hot.

>a-aree? Why am I crying? how strange... h-hehe...

>>150922060
Not him but mate /a/ is the last place that gets to complain about board culture or whatever seeping into other boards

This entire site is infected with weebshit and ironic weeb responses to things

Okay. I'll take a shot.

> beach episode
> bath episode
> nondescript festival episode
> Look at this bento box I made
> that one female voice actor that huffs helium
> any piece of shit plot device ( in. Blue exorcist and the vitamin bullet)
> drill curls
> English teacher and crumpets I like Victorian Era and Tudor Era houses bullshittery

>>150922627
Ty phone.

*tea and crumpets

>>150922653
>Browsing 4chan on a phone
You can proceed to hang yourself.

>>150922699
Why? Cause I like to lay in bed all comfy and shit? Cause I got a cat in my lap and I'm happy as fuck?

Nah bitch, eat a XD

Male MC
Hetshit

>>150922960
>XD

You can shove that pussy into your own crusty pussy.

>>150917340
When the first half of the episodes is a recap.

>>150922403
>this entire website built by and for weebs is filled with weebs
WOW
I WONDER WHY

>>150917340
>"it can't be helped"

>Highschool MC isn't interested in getting the special power/piloting the mech/fucking anything with legs
>Would rather either be a neet or just study
>"I just want an ordinary highschool life"

>Main character has an oversized sword
>Is part of some "royal blood line" or some shit like that to explain his unique abilities
>Hey, that's my line

>"Why do you fight?"
>"Because... Because I have someone to protect!!"

>>150923177
What really gets me is the fact that it's always a sword, katana fagging aside my problem is with western styled weaponry.
The hero never uses a weapon that isn't a sword, generally one handed and doesn't even ride a horse. What is he even doing with the other hand, jacking off? Would it hurt to have one character use a shield who isn't the level 1 villager that dies in the next episode bonus points if the enemy cut straight through his shield.

>>150923436
Read Tate Yuusha. Title is literally, "Shield Hero."

>>150923436
Nobody used shields after plate armor became a thing and anime always has plate armor.

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how do you even fuck up so bad

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>>150917340
>Introduce loli character
>Shes over 2 gorillion years old

>>150923436

Hammer would be my ideal weapon, it's basically the perfect weapon for a quick, clean kill and all you need to do is get a clear shot on your opponent's head.

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>>150923807
>clean kill
>blood everywhere

> it is an LN adaptation with stupidly long title
99% of this is pure shit.

>>150923909
If you weren't an idiot you'd realize that it's very easy to kill someone with a blunt object and not splatter their brains all over.

It doesn't take much force to a unprotected head to kill someone.

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>it's an mc who simultaneously is supposed to be a misanthropic loner and someone who has no problem talking to people

>>150924234
>spraying blood, bone and brains all over the pavement
>if you weren't such an idiot you'd know that's a clean kill

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>>150923909
>>150924234
>Swords, claws, daggers, of course—I've trained rogues in the use of them all. Now maces, I won't touch maces and I won't instruct any rogue who gets it in his head to wield one.
There's nothing stealthy about a mace. You're in for a noisy kill and a long cleanup if you go that route.

>anime
>not shit

I have watched enough anime to know that all anime is shit. Yet, I can't stop my indulgence, and neither can anyone of you. You can start watching the first episode of flavor of the season, and you already know the characters, the plot line, the fanservice, how it ends, the dumb humor, the forced drama, the pointless action.

Yes, they are endemic to the medium. But we keep coming back. Are we all not Sisyphus, bound to this terrible fate perpetually?

>I love emilia
DROPPED

>>150923001
This so much

>>150924366
>getting ass-blasted because a character won't return feelings of love to a another character that brutally murdered him.

Rem getting cucked was that show's only redeeming part

>>150918566
>finish s1
>no s2
>so you therefore don't watch s2

Is.. there any other option?

>>150924322
Jokes on you, nigger. I actually get genuine enjoyment and surprise from every anime I watch. Perhaps learn to be choosy.

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>>150917340

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>>150919683
fuck you i laughed

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>>150917877
Same.

>protagonist is shit
>everyone loves him unconditionally

every fucking time.

>>150924766
>protagonist is shit
>everyone hates him

>>150924318

BC was almost 10 years ago...

>>150917340
Its a neet character.
Have a model 10/10 body with clearly perfect midriff zone.
I hate this so much.

>>150924822
Name a single 2d Kino that does this

>>150917588
But that almost never happens.

>>150917722
Dungeon Meshi?

>>150917340
If its mystery, I immediately add it to blacklist.
Learned my lesson after rokka no yuusha and it was a bit too late.

>>150924577
You are but a weeboy.

Soon, you shall come to understand the nature of the horrible truth you shun away from so indiscriminately.

>>150925354
Texhnolyze.
A few characters don't hate him but it's depressing as shit anyway.

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>>150917340
>obnoxious sit-ins with flashbacks and character back building early on
>followed by a forced drama sacrifice
>muh one of MC killed
>great title much drama

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>>150917340
Obnoxiously gigantic cowsacks right off the bat.
Bonus vomit points for pathetically using it as sitcom element.

>>150922297
>I don't know how to read
Just because a character says something they think is deep does not necessarily reflect the author's own philosophy. It could be that he disagrees with the opinion, or is creating a mimicry of deepness for narrative that he is not personally impressed with. Same with characters reacting to a comment, he is thinking about how THEY would react to the words being said from THAT CHARACTER.

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>>150917340
>more than one female is attracted to the male MC
This shit gets me every time.

>>150919296
But thats done when drinking anything. Didnt think it was bad at first but my god is it stupid the more I come across it.

>>150926936
Why though, that's how girls work if he's new to them.

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>it's an extremely accurate redp-- terrifying lies and slander
OY VEY, IT'S LIKE ANOTHER SHOAH

>>150925590
>I can't enjoy things because I'm a shithead so I'm going to pretend you don't and can't enjoy things like my pathetic self does
>Oh and I'll call you a dumbfuck insult "weeboy"

>main character is under the age of 18

>>150926999
Fiction is not, and shouldn't be, representative of reality.

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>>150917340
>it's name is the Attack Titan

>>150922699
>Browsing 4chan

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>>150917542
>animes

>>150917542
>Cory in the House
>King of the Hill
>Boondocks
:^)

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>>150919683
>horatio the horat so big-eyes

>>150923572
This is the best trope ever.

>>150927064
Self-delusion will only get you so far. Insult me all you wish, in time you will come to realize the vacuity of Chinese cartoon, and the terrible feeling of becoming enslaved to something you don't find any pleasure in.

It's not unlike what "normies" go through, being obsessed with sports and celebrity nonsense.

>watching japanese animation
>bunch of viet rice farmer's names in the credits

What the shit?

>>150927064
Who are you quoting?

>>150928176
>watch Sam Raimi movie
>"nigger" this "kike" that in every sentence
Whoa.

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>genre: psychological

>>150924427
But she didn't and that was his own damn fault.

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>>150919674
>select all images with coffee

Let's start with easily one of the worst

>shonen anime
>MC is country bumpkin
>spouting 5 annoying catchphrases/second

>>150917463
>/tv/ pls go

>>150928238
But that is the best

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>MC freaks out when placed into lewd situations
>MC keeps getting placed into lewd situations and acts just as autistic as before
>MC never takes the initiative despite how obvious and easy it would be for him to get laid

>>150928238
But psycho-pass was good desu

>>150928468
FUCK YOU

>>150917463
Now this is crossboarding!

>>150928848
>>MC never takes the initiative despite how obvious and easy it would be for him to get laid
Only thirsty, desperate virgins think this is an actual problem. Their stock, exasperated reactions to the girl might be, but them turning girls down isn't necessarily.

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>>150917340
Bunkasai
Umi
Oishii
Onii-chan
Movie making arc
Engrish
Cowtits
Traps
Beta MC

Guess I hate anime in general.

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>>150917340
>T S U N D E R E
>T S U N D E R E
>T S U N D E R E
>T S U N D E R E
>T S U N D E R E

>>150929613
>Tsundere isn't the main girl.
>MC and main girl about to have an actual nice moment together.
>The Tsundere butts in and ruins it anyways.

>>150917340
>11 hours in
>No "My wife Chino is so cute."
This isn't the /a/ I know.

>>150917340

children in a lead role
awkward unfunny jokes
any romantic subplots
power levels
almost every shonen anime trope
fetish baiting

something like 70-90% of anime is included in these criteria.

>>150917463
*drops mic*

>>150923495
Left looks like a generic loli. The right looks actually interesting.

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>new episode
>has a pooping scene

>>150917340
I've adopted a three strikes policy on spontaneous bloody noses.

>>150929859
>Barakamon

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>Character becomes bedridden or dies from a cold.

>>150920570
Mahou Ikusei is a treasure and you should watch it.

>>150930085
But Influenza is literally the second most common form of early death in Japan. It even beats out suicide.
Even that voice actress from Shimoneta and SYD died from the cold.

>>150917340
>>American military is full of incompetent fucks
>>Meanwhile, JSDF is full of elites
Literally only Gate has done this

>>150930334
>Attempted to narrate
>Wrong
Hmm..

>>150930356
GATE is only the most recent to do this and they had the copout of being supported by a demigoddess. Plus it was extra unrealistic because real Japan would bend over and let the US in if they wanted access to the Gate.

It's a mixed bag really, while there are a ton of anime where the JSSDF are overly competent/go on offensive, there's also quite a few anime where US forces are more competent or allied with the Japanese.

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>>150920253
>Code Geass
>serious show

>>150923155
>"it can't be helped"

I swear, the only times I see this phrase used is in anime. I don't understand moon runes, but is that the only way to translate those lines?

>>150924293
Anon, you're being dumb. Stop it

>>150924293
Did you take clean kill to mean literally clean instead of quick, without prolonged suffering?

>truck-kun strikes again
FUCK THIS SHIT.

>>150922024
>high horse to sit on.
What high horse to sit on? Other boards culture is fucking garbage and I don't want to see it on my /a/

>>150927849
It sounds to me like you just have depression
Seek help, stop projecting on imageboards

>MC and female character fall together
>MC ends up fingering her pussy

EVERY. TIME.

>>150935049

Yea, but that's his supernatural power. He's like a cosmic entity based around accidentally getting women off. The REAL problem comes from him not manning up and just fucking them all when they present themselves to him. The Harem Plan was right