Ako falls in love with you and breaks up with Rusian so that

I wake up.

>>150870112
>Ako
>perfect girl
I'll take pig and live happily ever after with her.

>>150870112
>Ako will fall in love with someone else the December of 2026, and leave you for him. There is no way to stop this

Doesn't that also means that no matter whatever shit I do to her, she won't leave me before of that?

I might as well treat her in the most horrible way possible since I know she's going to leave me anyway

>>150870112
The apocalypse will probably come on the 15.03.2025, so who cares?

>>150870203
What happens March 2025?

Go for Mastah instead. She's got the better body and a more reliable/normal personality

>>150870219
The apocalypse. Can't you read?

So she'll stay with me no matter what for 10 years? I'd fuck her and get me a bunch of side bitches and not worry about her finding out, ask her to join, and live a glorious life of deviancy.

>>150870177
She snaps less than a year in, murders you in your sleep, and "stays with you" by holding onto your severed head for the years that follow.

>>150870266
But it was supposed to happen 21/12/2012.
Stop bullshitting me.

>>150870266
Again?
I've survived a dozen "apocalypses" already, I'll survive that too.

>>150870307
That was just number fetishism.

>>150870390
No, number fetishism would have put it on 12/12/2012.
Again, stop bullshitting me.

>>150870203
But the apocalypse comes on
03:14:07 UTC on 19 January of 2038

I reject this imposter Ako. True Ako is forever loyal. So I choose a timeline where I beat Russian to the punch.

>>150870462
That's absurd.

>>150870488
No woman is loyal, least of all Ako. She's the kind of girl who's slavishly devoted, obsessive, and constantly flirty at first, but who can cut ties without a second thought or a single backwards glance whenever that infatuation dies down.

>>150870638
Don't dare project your cynical NTR views on Ako. She's pure!

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>>150870112
Where's the route where Pig falls in love with me? Cause I want to go down that route.

I will wait for her but I will be an old man by that point in time and then it really be just like a doujin.

>>150871006
Thats after Ako dumps you. Except this time Pig stays with you for life.

>>150871227
Sadly, you only pretend to be in love with Pig, knowing in your heart that she's not as hot as Ako and doesn't have Ako's mesmerizing personality that perfectly blends cuteness with sexiness and maturity.

>>150871304
>mesmerizing personality
>maturity
No

>>150870112
Just means anything goes sex wise. I could cut off her fingers and make her eat shit, she'll still be my sex slave till 2026.

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>>150870112
>kidnapp
>rape
>win

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>>150871304
Anon pls. Pig is superior at everything.

>>150870168
This

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>>150870112
>perfect girl
She's like marvel movie: it looks pretty, but the content is as shallow and as juvenile as it can possibly get

>>150871304
>A retard, autist, and insane girl with severe problems differentiating reality from fantasy
>mesmerizing and mature personality
Come again? She almost outed the whole thing in from of the class if it weren't for MC and Pig. Ako is embarrassing to be around. She's not even as hot as Mastuh or as cute as Pig either.

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>>150871780
>Insane

Is that a bad thing? Hyperemotional girls are the best, anon. Their constant influx of strong emotions is something that you can feed on and help you to feel alive.

>>150872079
The girl on your pic is perfectly self-aware, unlike the literal retard that is Ako

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>>150870112
Conquer the mom instead

>>150872079
What >>150872129 said.

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>Not going for Ako Mama

Plebs...the lot of you!

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>>150871742
Delete this right now

>>150870168
Ako can cook while Pig can't.

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>>150872151
>>150872665
Do you have death wish?

>>150870112
Why don't just NTR myself?

>>150871227
I'd happily go through ten years of Ako for lifetime of Pig.

>>150870112
I do marry her and have kids for ten years and then keep her in my basement in 2026.

>>150870112
>Ako falls in love with you and breaks up with Rusian
I....I can't do this. Don't do this.

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This anime taught me marriage is bullshit.