I'm in a bit of a dilemma /a/
My cute, older, but probably fujoshit cousin picked up my phone and accidentally unlocked it while I had pic related open as a page.
I don't know if she saw, what do I do?
>>150858009
>Not putting a proper lock in your phone.
Unless she knows what "nee" means she probably thinks you're into weird cartoon porn.
It doesnt matter if she saw it or not. Best course of action is to act cool.
Who gives a fuck if she saw your degenerate porn? Its not like she will tell your family that you fap to chinese drawn siscon
>>150858085
Also hope she didnt read the fine print
>>150858009
fuck her
>>150858084
It does have a proper lock but it only locks if it hasn't been used for a couple of minutes
>>150858084
She watches animu/seasonal animu
>>150858009
Send her a pic of yourhand.
>>150858009
First rule of /a/
NEVER reveal your power level.
>>150858216
>First rule of /a/
>NEVER reveal your power level.
no its not. if anything its dont be an obnoxious faggot. save that powerlevel shit for people from /b/ or /r9k/ that actually still use facebook
>>150858216
>>150858290
It's lurk for at least half a year before posting.
>>150858009
>2016
>having a phone
>>150858355
this. /a/ being elitist is a good thing since it keeps out shit that makes all the other high traffic boards shit
we have a board for this shit
>>150858009
not having your phone with password.
you deserve it faggot.
She's fujoshit, probably degenerate and doesn't give a fuck.
>>150858355
lol
>>150858009
At least she won't think you're a lolicon.
>>150858465
She's a pure, never had a bf
>>150858550
Which is lucky because 90% of the time I'm looking at loli
>>150858551
>Fujoshit
Now go put your fujo in her shit
>>150858009
>probably fujoshit
You're going to find out whether she really is a fujoshi or not. Expect blackmail, you'll probably be forced to fuck your best friend and send her pictures or something like that.
>>150858707
I say probably because she draws a lot on a computer tablet and is keeping up with Haikyuu
>>150858009
Rape her.
>>150858960
She's not Japanese so she wouldn't enjoy being raped like a proper nip girl.
>>150858777
>cute
>pure
>appreciates animu
This cannot be
>>150858009
You deserving it for being a dirty dumb phone reader
>>150858009
Leave your phone out for her with the page open to this thread
>>150859723
n-no
>>150859461
I think she has mild autism desu. Would make a lot of sense
>>150858399
No we don't
>>150858009
fall asleep on the sofa, defenseless, with your crotch open to attack
>>150858009
Fuck her hardly.Make parents watch.
>>150862892
>Fuck her hardly
How does that work?
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