Your parents want you to pick a spiderwaifu for Christmas. They're concerned with you still being a virgin at your age, and want hybrid babies in a few years to carry on the family name.
Describe your SOL romantic comedy with your particular spiderwaifu then.
Btw tarantula is best spiderwaifu.
>implying that cute jumping spider girl wouldn't melt your heart and change your mind
What kind of spiders are 2 and 6 btw?
4-Trap Door Spider
>1: Genki, sweet, a bit childish and stubborn at times but fun-loving. Can be fickle and shortsighted.
>2: Prim, proper. Can seem cold and distant, but provides for you dutifully. Never betrays you. Never looks at other men. Will demand you give her children within 3 years of marriage.
>3: Yandere. Will try to kill other women that get near you. Demands to know where you and what you're doing at all times. Prefers to keep you safely in her web while you're at home. Incredible sex, will do anything for you as long as you remain loyal. If you betray her she'll literally eat you alive.
>4: Nerdy spider. Enjoys anime and video games, along with books and manga. Prefers to stay inside. Doesn't want to work, but will do lots of housework and maintenance for you. Enjoys cuddling very much.
>5: Tomboy; laid back but with a passionate side. Can be a little mean to you at times, but that's just her way of playing with you. Immensely satisfying sex. Can get rather melancholy and defiant if you don't give her enough stimulation.
>6: disabled spiderwaifu. Very sweet and intelligent, but needs more help than the others. Potentially higher medical costs. Prepares meals for you and uses her hands and mouth to please you sexually best she can, as her lower half is paralyzed after a birdmonster tried to eat her as a baby spider.
>can climb up buildings and walls
>inherits the mother's venom type
>can produce silk from a gland inside of her anus and thus weave webs
>Potentially whatever special trait your spiderwaifu might have (IE: Jumping spider children can jump high)
Your parents want you to pick a battle squadron of demon maids for christmas. They're concerned with you being hunted down by an opposing squadron of demon maids, and want you to fuck these demon maids to your heart's content.
A, D, E, G,
If the other four are going to hunt me, then I want someone that can poison them before the reach me, a ranged weapon user, and two that can deal with close range attacks with weapons that aren't slow as fuck to wield.
6 is the only one who probably can't kill me if I wind up wanting nothing to do with her for whatever reason
Also her weakness is stairs.
I think wheelchair is the safest option of the bunch
6 is best answer, everyone else has shit taste.
>hey, number 4 has glasses and a tracksuit jacket, that´s c
>Australian brown funnel spider
Nice try, ya cheeky cunt.
So what's number 2, does anyone know yet?
Jumping spider doesn't look very scary. Though I guess she could pick you up, jump high, and throw you to the ground to murder you.
Would berry my head between those melons and sleep in wrapped silk all night long.
If I had to choose one it would be 3. she has the sleekest chitinous legs and wears pantyhose.
>he posts 6
>OP in charge of not being a faggot
artist also is a faggot, spreading stuff over tumblr, twitter and pixiv