You have been assaulted by an angry monkey. What do you do?

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2016-12-10 10:00:57 Post No. 150783497
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Anonymous 2016-12-10 10:00:57 Post No. 150783497 [Report]

You have been assaulted by an angry monkey.
What do you do?

Anonymous 2016-12-10 10:02:33 Post No.150783558
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Anonymous 2016-12-10 10:02:33 Post No.150783558 [Report]

>>150783497
Nothing

Anonymous 2016-12-10 10:02:38 Post No.150783562
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Anonymous 2016-12-10 10:02:38 Post No.150783562 [Report]

>>150783497
Say I fucked her waifu and challenge her to a dank game of niggerball

Anonymous 2016-12-10 10:03:29 Post No.150783592
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Anonymous 2016-12-10 10:03:29 Post No.150783592 [Report]

submit

Anonymous 2016-12-10 10:03:32 Post No.150783593
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Anonymous 2016-12-10 10:03:32 Post No.150783593 [Report]

>>150783497
Assault her back.

Anonymous 2016-12-10 10:04:12 Post No.150783620
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Anonymous 2016-12-10 10:04:12 Post No.150783620 [Report]

>>150783497
rape her with my big black cock

Anonymous 2016-12-10 10:08:45 Post No.150783761
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Anonymous 2016-12-10 10:08:45 Post No.150783761 [Report]

If she has the rainy devil, probably fucking die.
If not easily fight her off because genetics are sexist.

Anonymous 2016-12-10 10:08:50 Post No.150783763
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>>150783497
yell her that she is really erotic and fuck her

Anonymous 2016-12-10 10:10:48 Post No.150783824
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Anonymous 2016-12-10 10:10:48 Post No.150783824 [Report]

>>150783497
hug

Anonymous 2016-12-10 10:12:40 Post No.150783892
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Anonymous 2016-12-10 10:12:40 Post No.150783892 [Report]

>>150783562
this
I am sure I could wipe the floor with her but she's got a niggerpaw so it would be interesting.

Anonymous 2016-12-10 10:27:33 Post No.150784446
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Say lewd things to her and when gets flustered ~~hold~~ her ~~pussy~~

Anonymous 2016-12-10 10:36:18 Post No.150784757
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>>150783497
I would hug her so she wouldn't want to fight with me anymore.

Anonymous 2016-12-10 10:38:05 Post No.150784807
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Show her my banana as a distraction.

Anonymous 2016-12-10 11:00:20 Post No.150785581
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Anonymous 2016-12-10 11:00:20 Post No.150785581 [Report]

>>150783497
cry for dear life because you'd be a puddle of meat in 10 seconds with that specific monkey

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