Describe /a/ in a single image.
Speaks for all of us.
>>150748752
Winner.
>>150746400
>>150748832
>>150748855
>>>/leftypol/
As this thread demonstrates, navel-gazing really IS our forte.
>>150746400
萌え豚 indeed
Easy
>>150748731
literally who
>>150749020
Yeah that's about right.
>>150746400
>>150748820
That's, interesting?
>>150748893
>>150749105
You're supposed to describe /a/ in a single image, not a single word.
>>150746400
>>150748855
But I thought pol hated sand niggers
>>150749105
Are you braindead?
I can't tell shitposters from newfags these days.
>>150749231
sorry anoni dont have so much sleep since i started wagecucking so please forgive me for being retarded
>>150748752
oh god, it's so true
>>150749311
Subscribed and kill yourself.
>>150749329
actually im thinking of suicide more and more often
>>150749274
That was an entertaining one
...
>>150749431
HEY ME TOO!
We should neck ourselves together some time. What's your timezone
>>150749494
Germany
>>150749552
No wonder you want to bite it, you're country is going downhill quickly anon
>>150748943
>>>>/leftypol/
Why would I be from /pol/ when I told him to go back there?
>>150749225
I'm pretty sure a variation of it is frequently reposted there so they probably don't hate them enough to refrain from posting images related to them. That said, I was mistaken since the post I replied to was from /tv/.
>>150749678
You seem like a crossborder. Tread lightly
Do I win?
>>150749741
Poor anon
>>150749925
>yeah anon just move from a county with
shitskins to a country with chinks and abbos
i actually like straya so no offense
>>150749741
Speaking of fedoras, I moved to Tokyo for grad school. There's a girl here who, I shit you not, wears a black long coat, fingerless gloves and a fedora every day. She also hardly ever makes eye contact or speaks. I didn't think weebs like this actually existed. I have to choke back laughter every time I see her because on my head I keep hearing her say "nothing personal, kid" as she teleports behind me.
Sorry to hear about Germany. The Europeans here are all faggots, come switch with them and we'll marathon anime and buy figs.
>>150750015
You should have posted mayoiga
>>150746400
>>150750254
You need to fuck her and keep her close.
>>150746400
3DPC
I found what I was looking for.
>>150750298
Literally not a snowballs chance in hell.
>>150750294
/a/ BTFO
>>150750108
straya has strict gun laws, shit internet, capped internet, expensive, doesn't snow, real hot. aussie fast food is smaller than american serving sizes. not sure if there's more examples.
>>150750108
>How do I use green text?
>>150749836
No I like stinky2dpits and butts. That guy is just a pleb
>>150750360
knives are hard to import, cucked self-defense laws. can't remember anything else to add.
>>150750343
>We will neverhave another good seasonof milky homes
>>150750357
You ugly? Is she?
>>150746400
>>150749882
>that file name
First Class Top Kek
>>150750472
>anon can't into weeb
You need to step up your game.
>>150750429
holy shit, BTFO
>>150750416
Not him but just stop
>>150749678
>I'm pretty sure a variation of it is frequently reposted there
>pretty sure
Fucking crossborder
>>150750416
I'm muscular from years of weightlifting and good looking enough that my kouhais at school all notice me hard. She's ugly and actually autistic. She's also 3D, which is a deal breaker.
>>150750542
ALL ABOUT DAT POMF
>>150750555
This is why I said this >>150750529
We blog now
>>150750505
I don't get it
Can I blog too?
>>150749183
looks like mushishi
>>150749183
Mushishi
>>150750563
Why is she hiding?
He's just bald, normal figure too.WHAT'S SO FUCKING SCARY ABOUT BALD PEOPLE!?
>>150750736
Everyone fears the destroyer.
>>150750791
Is he still around?
>>150749741
I've never seen any fedora faggots or nu males irl
is this a good thing?
>>150748820
I actually love hearing about tulpas, though I wish there were more scientific studies. Preferably by someone who has done it but now has no connection to that tulpa. It's really interesting to hear about, I certainly do believe it, why lie on a Siberian Ice-Sculpting Pamphlet?
>>150750862
>a Siberian Ice-Sculpting Pamphlet?
This is my favourite one yet. Well done anon
>>150750828
he's still shilling for fakku
>>150748337
What kind of milk she love?
>>150751005
skimmed
>>150751005
Penis milk.
>>150750949
Damn bastard.
>>150750294
Looks like you win
>>150746400
>>150750542
I liked /k/'s the best but I can't remember exactly what it said
>>150751003
>>150749836
I could swear i really saw that documentation on tv or at least something very similar about japanese kawaii culture.
>>150749020
/thread
>>150749431
>>150748820
everyday I'm on here, i tell myself there's no way someone else's autism is gonna top this.
well, you got me again
>>150751127
the floor could use more details
>>150751200
>He said everyday until you like it
>Hasn't posted in what feels like years.
;____________________;
>>150751173
Giving Salama anal would be heaven.
>>150750074
kek
>>150751345
I sincerely dislike you for drawing my attention to this. Up yours.
>>150750862
It took him a long ass time to make it and even then he didn't seem 100% satisfied
>>150749648
>>150749741
>>150749925
>>150750254
>>150750858
>>150750108
>>150750234
>>150750298
FUCK OFF.
>>150751633
You really showed them.
>>150751633
>>150751615
From how it sounds to me, it's all to the extent of the person's mind. If he could just put more into making her then maybe she would have come out differently, but then again it's all just assumption
>>150746400
>Describe /a/ in a single image.
Prove me wrong. Pro-tip you can't.
>>150750626
I just wanted to laugh at an autistic weeb. He suggested I fuck her.
>>150751979
God-tier setup. Room looks glorious. If he'd painted the walls a cool-tone color and changed the carpet to dark wood flooring, he'd have genuinely made my dream room.
>>150751979
When ever I see these rooms they're always full of no name generic looking anibitches.
>>150749119
cute.
what's this from?
>>150751779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9y5KR7_MNs
Now with voice acting.
>>150751345
Out of all the things he could create in his self induced schizophrenic delusion, he chose fucking Asuka
>>150750294
Ironically, it's just as likely that was translated straight. :^)
>>150751979
Meh
>>150751979
goals
I want to be the sysadmin
>>150752476
There is probably someone out there that has both
>>150752190
You mean earth tone, right?
>>150746400
>honk
Truly the shittiest of all places
>>150752273
Based on art, i think is mushishi
>>150751979
That guy is living the fucking dream.
>>150753373
The dream is getting comfy under a kotatsu while adoring your (one and only) waifu.
>>150753558
The dream is having a nice house to build a battle station inside of your weeb cave as you see fit and being able to afford it all. He built his dream, even if it looks a little different than yours or mine.
>>150753668
Is that Windows 95 and is she playing chess?
>>150753705
I hope we'll be able to make our dreams happen one day.
>>150753731
Yes
>>150751979
>Decorating room
Never got it.
>>150753982
Figures are fine, lots of posters is weird.
>>150750555
Do they scream SENPAII and throw themselves at you like in my chinese toons?
>>150746400
Man, I love pigs.
>>150749093
Not getting any hits on this
>>150755024
You're trying to shock me, but you can love something in more ways than one. I want a pet pig. I also want a breakfast pig.
>>150754948
>Have friend who lives on a small town
>His parents had a small farm so they had all kind of animals
>Spent a week there for summer
>Became fond of a pig me and me friend feed
>Came back a year late
>Excited to see my little buddy again
>They had already made sausage with him
Saddest moment of my life
>>150755281
Life is brutal. Farms make people learn that fact early.
>>150755125
Nice
>>150755281
Fugg, sorry bout that though
>>150755281
t. Hachiken
>>150755353
Yeah, he used to tell me about how his grandma plucked dead chickens in front of him before dinner
>>150748752
/thread
>>150749552
>>150753703
Men think of multiple orgasms as something amazing, but if women could just keep pleasuring themselves over and over again, why would they ever stop?
>>150748855
Albanian detected.
>>150750791
DIAAAAAZ
>>150753819
That whole "working hard to earn money" thing is a bitch though.
We should all just pool our money, invest in triple leveraged bear ETFs, wait for the jews to crash the market after Trump is sworn in, make a buttload of money, and then build the m/a/nsion
>>150754218
But from a normy point of view it's the exact opposite. While posters of anime shit can be really weird, it's the weird figures that draw way more "What the fuck?"s out of people
>>150749180
Mods have been dead for years now.
>>150754718
No. I didn't even notice anything until my labmates told me the underclassmen our building were all "interested" in me and thought I was kakkoii. Apparently everyone my lab knew but no one said anything till we were having drinks one day and one of my senpais decided to spill the beans.
I guess it's like Chinese cartoons because I really had no idea, and thought they were just being weird when one of my labmates who was teaching them stuff stopped me in the hallway to introduce me to some of them.
>>150752436
>hurrduurrr I'm a fucking retard who's going to keep replying to this obvious reifag falselfag
Skin yourself alive.
>>150746400
>>150755531
God I hope this is real
>>150756996
should be. everything on the Internet is real
>>150746400
>>150751979
>not posting sysadmin
>>150753781
10/10
>>150757278
Not him but it looks like I don't have that picture either.
Pic related is my kind of room. Minimalistic with just a few things that you like and super comfy.
>>150756437
So you basically became an harem mc
>>150751979
>faceboook
There you go.
>>150755281
Hachiken pls.
>>150757843
Not really. They were only in my building for a short while for lab practice, and my labmates only told me the day before they all left. They did make me go visit them during their practice time on the last day because they kept bugging my labmates about it.
Real Japanese school girls are less aggressive than the ones in Chinese cartoons. At least they are at my school.
>>150746400
>>150758184
That's a smug anon right there
>>150748867
Ouch...
>>150746469
Me taking a selfie
>>150751979
>generic girls
There you fucking go.
>>150758184
What the fuck is that buscuit-looking thing? It looks dry as fuck.
>>150758546
maybe knäckebröd with some sort of salmon paste
>>150758184
that's a lot of semen
>>150758546
You mean the poptarts?
>>150758608
Ah.. I'm not from the western hemisphere so I don't know about them.
What are they like? Are they as dry as they look?
>/a/ - roleplaying normalfags
>>150751030
doesn't exist
I think this is fairly accurate.
>>150758641
Like dry pastries, the filling inside them tastes better when they're heated up.
>>150758860
>nanoha doll
>wig is not orange
it's like buying a muscle car and then driving it to maximize fuel economy.
>>150758641
Not very dry, I dunno where you're from so I guess they're about the same as a soft cookie, maybe a little more dry
>>150749132
Every time.
>>150758641
Yes, they are.
>>150759494
Is it cheap, at least?
It's to a proper cake as instant ramen is to a real japanese ramen?
>>150756132
>leet 1337 hacker that can hack all of japan's main infrastructure
>girl's dad is in debt
>he has a missing sister
He just wanted a pure sister but got a slut instead.
>>150759691
You can get them for about a doller per box, even cheaper is you go for the in store brand.
>>150759691
They are cheap and portable, which make them the ideal breakfast on the go, except for the whole being dry as fuck thing.
>>150759816
"Bitch" in Japanese means slut, you idiot.
>>150759816
>Also, the subs are really liberal. He clearly says "bitch" in English, not "slut".
The word has a different connotation in Japan. That's definitely the correct translation.
>>150759749
Huh, that indeed sounds pretty cheap.
Are they popular with kids over there?
>>150759913
This. Read
>http://iteslj.org/Articles/Maeda-Loanwords.html
if you want to learn a bit more about the way the Japanese use english words, and why native english speakers have a hard time when hearing english words being used "incorrectly" from their perspective.
>>150760015
I would say so, especially back in the day when they had Pokemon branded ones.
>>150760127
That's what it literally means, but not how it's used.
>>150760284
It also shows that it means slut.
>>150760284
read more doujins, in japan they commonly use it as in "a bitch in heat"
>>150760421
Context clears up vagueness pretty well.
>>150760371
>you will never be this happy and have this much fun
>>150760852
No one else seems to have a problem with it. It's just you.
Bitch implies that you're mean and that you're trying to cause someone harm in some way. (ex. making fun of someone or being rude) She didn't look like she was trying to hurt the guy.
But if you translate it as 'slut' then that makes perfect 100% sense. It's because she was doing it in a sexual way, not in a mean way.
>>150760127
You fucking idiot, there is every reason for people to be hostile when people who can't speak a word of Japanese pretend to.
Your dictionary search pulled up the English word bitch, not the Japanese one. Your first one is musuinu, second is amaccho, third is abazure, and last is ama. None of those are bicchi. Now stop pretending you speak a word of Japanese.
When you typed in ビッチ and none of the words on the left looked like that, did that not clue in that you screwed up?
>>150761042
Mesuinu*
>>150761331
Are you ESL?
>>150760753
More like
>you'll never so much money and free time in your hand that you'll feel compelled to embarass yourself as hard as him
He even has a cute asian girlfriend who tolerates him, just because he's a fucking filthy rich Swissman.
>>150761331
I honestly can't tell if you're pretending or just retarded.
>>150761339
ESLfags who don't know English or moon and then run shit through a dictionary and think it's an "accurate and faithful" translation are just as bad as meme translations from commie.
>>150761331
>When you typed in ビッチ and none of the words on the left looked like that, did that not clue in that you screwed up?
Here's the Japanese definition:
>この言葉を日本語で人間に使う場合は、
>秘密裏に複数の男と肉体的な関係を持っている女、もしくはそのような雰囲気を持っている女
>一時の快楽や金銭を求めて男なら誰でも寝たがる女、もしくはそのような雰囲気を持っている女
>>150755688
>inuyasha
man just
fuck right off and don't even tell me that stuff, i was fine not knowing
>>150761820
>the word otaku in the western world has lost all meaning; when one hears otaku, they assume "anime fan"
>not obsession for something to the point where it's detrimental for you and your health, but "anime fan"
Fuck Americans for devaluing that word.
>>150762421
>mfw read that as 'flat chests are the breast!'
>>150746400
Pigs seem like pretty cool pets. Can you get them to only shit in certain places, like outside or a litterbox?
>>150762555
When kept penned, pigs will decide on one corner of their enclosure in which to shit, and follow that as a group. They're quite naturally clean in that regard, so perhaps it is possible to litterbox train them.
>>150755688
>Ranma closer to the moon landing than today
Fuck.
>>150746400
>>150751979
I recognise none of these characters
>>150752926
can confirm
>>150748752
so /a/ is one big general?
>>150755281
silver spoon is a shameful followup to FMA
>>150751979
This is not /a/. /a/ wish to be like this
>>150762555
that pig is so smug he knows the cat and dog are like "this isn't right" but he knows he's masters favorite
>>150751030
Sure it does. You just have to milk it.
>>150748731
who?
>>150759816
Read this friend.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_friend
Not to worry, a lot of people make this mistake.
Just because it says bicchi it doesn't mean the same thing as in english. See this page for example, would slut or "bitch" be more in-context? If you really think "bitch" then you should read the manga.
>>150764528
Don't worry, we already yelled at the silly ESLfag pretending to know moon.
>>150764528
Are you telling me that this page isn't an edit?
>>150746400
>>150764616
Unfortunately not. But beggars can't be choosers, we take what translations we can get for this series that nobody wants to do.
>>150765374
Why are you still pretending to know moon? You're objectively wrong, and crying that we were mean to you won't make you any less of an idiot.
Now stop pretending you've been here longer than a year and fuck off.
>>150746400
>>150765374
I wasn't even trying to be mean. You're just wrong and doing a horrible job at damage control.
>>150746400
I love you, anon. And you. And you. And everyone.
>>150765596
If you think that's mean then you haven't been here long. More importantly you don't even belong here.
You got something very basic and common knowledge wrong and you can't even handle being told the right answer. You could have accepted it and learned something but for some reason you think you know more than us. The truth is you don't know anything, do you?
>>150765596
When can we just ban all the ESLfags? You guys are all retarded, and you desperately pretend to know how the board works when it's clear your very new.
>>150765061>----------------------------------
>EVERYTHING BELOW THIS LINE IS NOW IN HIS VOICE
>>150765741
I had sex once it was aweful
>>150749020
Cute!
>>150746469
Me sexually assaulting my waifu.
>>150746469
me with the nopan
>>150748855
Go back, Newfag
>>150755097
tru tobehonest senpai
>>150751979
I would kill for that monitor setup. That looks amazing.
>>150761331
fuck, you are a dumbass
>>150760371
I fucking hate this faggot.
>>150750074
fuck this guy
>>150751979
>and here's our son's room...
>>150757467
good taste anon, makoto is a miracle of the universe
Does he still post or did he kill himself?
>>150758701
>NEET
>in high school
Definitely /a/ right here, being retarded and claiming edgy titles to be cool and fit in.
>>150760371
lolsorandom!
umarufags at their finest
>>150750958
What does it mean?
>>150767015
I fucking love that faggot
>>150760371
I always wondered if his co-workers know what kind of videos he's doing and what reaction would it be?
>>150753731
Older windows models have a really weird longevity in Japan. Most people still use windows xp.
>>150762510
It means roughly the same thing in Japanese. I don't think "otaku" was ever really used to specifically mean people that were obsessed with anime and manga to an unhealthy extent.
>>150768376
>>150748752
>what did she mean by this?
>>150769009
What does he do for work? I always just assumed he inherited alot of money
>>150751979
Balding, receding hairline....
>>150746469
Me holding the cat plush.
>>150748867
d-delet
>>150771574
>literally me
>>150749132
>pretended
>>150749132
>>150746400
>>150751435I guess you finally ended up liking it
>>150767015
>>150768498
>>150769009
>Being this ass-blasted over a guy being rich enough to shitpost in real life (who even has a qt gf, apparently)
>>150746469
me under the bed with a ballgag
>>150751979
>Prove me wrong.
Facebook on the right screen, Twitter on the left, and no anime playing. The monitors are nice though.
>>150763613
Hivemind general
>>150746469
Me being raped on the right
Does anyone have the screencap where one anone asks how a bunch of people could argue and not realize that they are all friends?
I used to have it but lost it somewhere, it was really heartwarming
>>150748752
winrar
press f to collect your prize
>>150746469
me in the ice cream cone
>>150746400
>>150746469
>me making the cunnilingus sign
>>150761747
Shit that small guy is cute
>>150749119
That was so fucking good episode
>>150746469
me looking at anon's shitty drawing
>>150784184
haha that pic. i know that feel. we're here forever on 4chan.
>>150781039
>>150761769
Top tier openings, re-watched just for that.
>>150760371
>listening to Destroid while watching this
pretty good desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEiNAEhJSkU&ab_channel=CTRLaltdubs
>>150751979
That nigger, fuck bitches in akihabara, every weekend, he is living the dream.
>>150749836
When I reverse search this shit the only results I get are 'le 3dpd meme lol" on 9GAG , KYM and similar.
Some kind Anon, please give source
>>150784982
It's from some documentary about some guy who was the world champion of masturbation or something like that. He had a girlfriend and he could fap for hours while watching TV or doing anything.
>>150785105
thanks anon I found it
https://www.youtube.com/embed/SNH5EUw7gxk
>>150755093
yuzumori-san
>>150748820
I thought waifu was enough, this top the chart
>>150748820
Is it bad that I kind of want to do this?
>>150770697
one of the main swiss banks iirc. not sure about actual position though
>>150787799
Accountant or investment banker for SBS.
>>150749311
I have been funtioning with just 4 hours of sleep at least by 4 years now, you will get used to it
>>150751979
>and even a fucking tablet
How many screens do you need?
For fucks sake, that's too much
>>150787731
Yes? It looks like a weird thing to do to yourself.
>>150787731
You're gonna wreck your brain. Like how are you gonna simultaneously at the same time have two thought processes happen in your brain. 1. for your thoughts and thinking 2. for your tulpas. happening in real time. If you do that. Just a superstition what happens if your waifu takes over your body? That's scary ass shit. You're gonna be one of those weirdos with multiple personalities on tv.
>>150746400
That's a cute pig. The animal on the floor is cute too.
>>150790458
do you think ur fookin funny m8?
>>150746469
bard reporting in
>>150758184
Would befriend and cuddle with/10
>>150790458
Fucking fight me
>>150752615
Too close to home
>>150746469
me with the glasses
>>150791892
>>150791055
Okay okay, the pig on TV isn't that cute.
>>150766328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEVGCJxQisE
>>150787731
Yeah, don't do that shit unless you're god-tier lonely.
>>150746400
The pig needs to wear a Seifuku.
>>150787731
Not really, it's the same as having schizophrenia and living with a body pillow i assume.
which is really comfy btw, being able to hear your waifu tell you she loves you is nice.
>>150787731
If you're an edgy teenager or just a college student, then yes, you still have hope. If you're a 25+ year old neet or corporate slave trying to think of reasons not to kill yourself then this probably isn't that bad of an idea.
>>150784549
I want to read all those (you)s
>>150748820
fucking hell
>>150752615
Sauce?
>>150748820
I WANT ONE
>>150755955
exhaustion
>>150794773
>being able to hear your waifu tell you she loves you is nice
This is exactly what I want. I'll sacrifice my sanity just for this.
>>150795485
RIP.
Here lies anon. He went too far.
>>150764303
Where the fuck does penis milk even come from? Penises don't have tiddies, retard.
>>150794932
>>/a/80363052
test, maybe it's in the archives somewhere.
>>150796363
whoops
>>80363052
>>150748820
Oh so there is a word for this?
>>150749431
I hate attention whores who babble about suicide again and again but never follow through with it.
Either kill yourself or stfu about it and fuck off, retard.
>>150748855
It's a public service to steal /pol/ memes and depoliticize them
>>150796692
Tulpamancy
>>150797009
Flat IS justice.
This might cause sudden seizures to some.
>>150755688
fuck everything
>>150797494
Yeah, maybe to ants.
>>150751127
For a second there I thought that might have been rustle
>>150796982
The wiki page reads like cool scifi
>>150797494
We're on /a/, not /g/.
>>150746400
Can someone please make that piggu whaito?
>>150749078
thanks fucker now I gotta jerkoff to to the swimsuit roommate doujin
>>150746400
>>150795182
Bamboo Blade
>>150748820
>tfw me tulpa wants to be real
>tfw she urges me to fuck women bareback so she can enter their wombs with my semen, possess the fetus and be born into the world as my future child
>>150794794
you deserve it faggot
>>150767015
melonpan is god
stay mad fag
>>150765715
I OPENED THE PIC AND I REGRETTED IT
>>150788950
Are you fucking serious?
As a closet weeb in IB I'd be destroyed if the guys I work with had the faintest idea I liked anything more than golf, sports cars and the giants
This guy just flaunts it, must be a goddamn genius
>>150760371
This man scares the ever loving fuck out of me
Imagine having that running at you full speed in a dark alley way
>>150800709
>successful closet weeb keeping his secret from normalfags
Are you a manga character?
>>150746469
Me with the V in my mouth.
>>150751979
>implying any of us can afford half of that
>>150796321
of course they do, two bags full of milk.
>>150800831
Is there a manga about that?
But yeah, jap stuff isn't a poverty hobby.
I worked hard in school and interviewed and networked well and have myself a front office position at a prestigious bank.
The hours are killer (like 6:30AM-12:00AM Mon-Sat, just enough time on Sunday to do laundry and try to sleep), the job is much more client relationships than quant some of the time, but the pay is criminal.
I hope to get out of it in a few years and can fund my dream of moving to Japan to start a performance shop, I always wanted to be a mechanic but I had to go to college as the first in my family to get a degree.
When I have the time I get out of the city and race in the hills in my tuned jap sportsbox
T. blog
>>150758546
That's a poptart. They're fill with a fruit spread jam liquid stuff. How have you ever heard of these, are you not American?
>>150801098
That sounds really rough. I'm always amazed at how hard people can work and how far they can get. I'm not like that at all.
All I can say is that a good thing that I have is time and being pleased easily. Simple life is best life. I hope you can make it to Japan/be a mechanic like you want though.
And those kind of characters come up in manga all the time, like Himouto and Oreimo. The protagonists are characters who are really successful and popular but as soon as they go home they go full weeb.
>>150801302
I know you're probably still scrolling down the thread but he is indeed not an American.
I'm an American and that's my easy breakfast. I should probably stop eating them though.
>>150797494
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
It's just a thumbnail and I'm STILL pissed.
>>150801319
Consolation prize is a starting salary of $105,000 with a $15,000 signing bonus, most of which disappears with student loans, NYC rent, Taxes and living expenses.
I hate New York City, my hobbies are cars and firearms and camping, the three things you can't do/own in a major metropolitan area.
Moon cartoons have always been there when I'm out of my mind stressed, I marathoned K-On, Oreimo, and Bakemonogatari while studying for the CFA
They just make me the kind of childishly happy that is completely missing from my work life, relationship, etc. etc. normalfag garbage
>>150801493
I also marathon shows when I'm stressed and want to escape.
I don't know, not to give you life counseling or anything but I think your lifestyle will eventually need to change to what your heart really wants. I know you are already planning on it but maybe start putting things into motion when you get to a good place. Life is too short to be stressed and there's a lot of anime to watch.
>>150800831
Just don't say anything about it in public, fag. I'm in college now getting ready to go into a law career and if anyone, ANYONE, knew the fact I liked anime to the extent that I do I would die from embarrassment and/or promptly be laughed out of the building.
"Them Chinese cartoons" are still weird and fringe to 90% of the population, and damn near 100% of the professional world. Don't bring it up or talk about it in public and you'll far more successful on the social front.
My real life and my Internet life are separated by a barrier rivaling pic related.
>>150750862
>>150751615
>>150787731
>>150795315
It's literally just someone using their imagination, no more, no less.
They pretend they've done some crazy bullshit like set aside some part of their mind for another sapient entity, but really, they've just trained themselves to daydream very good and are willingly living in a delusional state. If you don't have schizophrenia already, you'd be simulating it really fucking well if you pulled it off. Literally destroying your mind.
And because it's not really a separate entity, that means it's all based on your (If you do a good job) your subconscious whims, that essentially means if there's ever a moment you have low self-esteem where you may think it may try tormenting you, it will. Really not worth it.
>>150801737
Not that I'm a social person anyway and not trying to get anything out of people I've found that when I didn't reveal my powerlevel I felt better and more secure. It didn't give anyone reason to talk shit/use against me either, even though that's just really petty to think about. It shouldn't matter but it does. However, I still love it and will give up people before my weeb shit.
I kind of wonder what would happen if an anon got married though. Will you stay in the closet? Would be funny if both of you were weebs, then you'd both have a hearty laugh over it.
>>150801493
I had a "good" but stressful job and hid my powerlevel at work completely as well. I live in Japan now, because I'm now a grad student here. My goal is to survive this, and then find a nice, comfy high paying job here and weeb it up.
You can't go full otaku right off the bat here, but there are always people who read manga, play games and watch some anime, so you can let it out in little bursts and actually talk to people about that kind of stuff, which is really cool. Then you'll meet a few people like you that like all of that shit and just don't sperg out about it in public like those high school anime club videos you see from the west, and you'll feel comfortable around them. It's nice.
>>150801915
>You can't go full otaku right off the bat here
What do you do when someone asks you right away if you watch anime? Lie?
>>150801954
Just say you've seen a couple episodes of One Piece. Everyone in Japan watches One Piece.
>>150763613
yes
>>150796721
This.
Let's all have a group suicide meeting where we can peer pressure ourselves to finally commit the deed.Anyone in the Midwest?
>>150801954
It actually happened to me with my completely non-otaku coworker. It was really easy.
>Walking through Shibuya
>Coworker turns to me and says "People who like anime and stuff usually hang out here. Do you watch anime?"
>"Yeah, I watch some stuff every now and then."
>"Oh, ok."
and then life went on as normal until our turbo fujo coworker started talking about otakushit, and when they all looked at me and said "How do we explain this to him?" I just said "I know what X, Y and Z are." and then they said "Oh I guess he likes some of that stuff, too."
Just don't open up with that and let them know you have other hobbies and aren't autistic, and then when they talk about that stuff and you join in the conversation, you'll be fine. So far, no one's batted an eyelash except to say that they're surprised I've heard of something. Any time they ask you why you know what something is or know some slang, just say you read it in a manga and then looked it up. That's it.
>>150802014
No don't do that. Keep it more vague. If they ask you if you like something and you actually like it, then say yes. If they ask you what you think and you don't like it, just tell them you don't like it.
>>150758641
It's a full college breakfast with all the necessary nutrients. Goes great with a cup of black coffee and dying hopes/dreams
>>150748752
good one
>>150763613
>newsflash
>>150748867
That's 90% of everyone
The other 10% are the retards who actually wanted kids
>>150801710
The problem is my friends and family think I've "made it" and transformed into a smart, well adjusted, hardworking adult that works a job that people kill eachother to get and I couldn't care less about any of it.
I'll have to make a change or die trying, but having no debt and a pad of cash to launch from makes sense to me for now
>>150749667
For some reason this makes me laugh
>>150750343
>>150750408
I can't believe anyone liked it. I thought pot was really illegal in nippon
>>150802615
I don't know why this picture gets so much hate, I think it's ultra comfy.
>>150802749
I think it's because they're using a 360 to play Dark Souls.
>>150802864
DS1 was top tier, best summer game of all time.
Put 150 hours in in 3 months, it was minty
>>150802693
You've become successful already, that means that you have the power to have a goal and see it through. You can do anything you want. A person only really "makes it" when they're happy. I think when your people see that what you're going to do fulfills you they will be happy for you.
>>150765715
goddamnit
>>150803047
Thanks anon, I needed to hear that
That sounds like one of those anime pep-talks, but it's applicable
>>150758184
>wearing a beanie indoors
>>150803161
Someone's gotta say the sappy things. Good luck with life, anon.
>>150752615
I'M CALLING PASTA RICE
>>150762510
I mean, we already have a word for that. It's weeaboo.
>>150748958
That was a surprisingly hilarious doujin.
>>150801086
>leaf poster
>>150790406
Multi-track thinking is really useful though, anon.
>>150796363
>>150796389
Lurk two years before posting.
>>150803319
>My bolt is moving on it's own!
Do you want an AD? Because that's how you get AD's
>>150748820
>>150787731
I tried it once
Honestly the process is quite long, and after a few months I settled for leaving what was done as a "muse" of some sorts. That being said the first time you get a reply is the most alien feeling I´ve gotten in my entire life
If you value your sanity and your perception of reality a lot, don´t do it. If not, go ahead, it´s kinda fun
>>150759816
Translating "bicchi" as "bitch" is one of my higher-level pet peeves.
Also most of the active raid girls were cute, stop being a pleb.
>>150751979
>2016
>watching everything at your desk instead of having an htpc attached to your tv so you can watch on your couch
>fucking around with a bunch of monitors instead of just sshing into your server from your laptop to do your work
if anything that picture is /v/
>>150746400
>>150758641
>What are they like?
diabetes that fits in a slot toaster
>>150801778
based togusa
Also,
>>150751979
NORMIE GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>150795485
Enjoy the rabbit hole my boy.
>>150802615
Look closely, it becomes creepier the more details you take in.
>>150763613
Of a schizophrenic hivemind
>>150787731
We're pretty close to a virtual reality era, you know. Don't choose a permanent solution to a temporary problem
>>150746469
Me doing the peace sign
>>150801506
This is art. I can't even tell if that is carpet or cement that he's lying on.
>>150746469
me showing my doujin
>>150746400
Nice selfie, bro.
>>150748807
Criminally underrated
>>150802615
>>150813595
>autismbux
Pretty sure Sysadmin works in IT, not a fair accusation, anon.
>>150814284
You don't go to /g/ very often do you? That fat fuck are still a NEET
>>150795485
When you realize its cause you're crazy, you cry a bit.
Still worth it anon
>>150802615
>>150813595
I always thought, Sysadmin-kun is associated with /g/ rather than /a/?
>>150815523
/g/ hate him, so he got rid of his trip and posting as anonymous..... again, which is a good thing though. Can't stand his level of attention whoring, he won't stop blog posting about his bullshit that nobody gives a shit.
>>150805438
>the first time you get a reply is the most alien feeling I´ve gotten in my entire life
Do tell
>>150815946
There´s not much to explain, really. one day while doing a mental conversation exercise she actually replied.
Something that is not you responds from within your mind, that´s the feeling. Its really fucking weird
>>150748958
>>150746442
been trying to find the a source for the past two hour.
help me /a/
>>150816815
I think it's the one where he lodges AA betteries up his ass and calls it a dragon.
>>150749020
>mfw he fucks them anyway
>mfwnf
>>150758184
But she's deaf, /a/non
Do you know sign language?
>>150817142
>lodges AA betteries up his ass
that sounds like katte ni kaizou
>>150753609
January any minute now.
>>150760371
I hate this guy so much. Everything about what he does feels forced.
>>150816815
...bottom one is denki-gai. They made an anime out of it so you really have no excuse for not knowing it and should probably kill yourself to /wsr/.
Also it's probably not what you expect.
>>150797494
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>>150746400
What does the shoe symbolize?
>>150818291
The latent desire for suicide.
>>150797494
Fuck his mom, and stupid cunt sister.
>>150752231
Those are eroge characters
>>150787731
no
>>150752648
same
trying to get Net+
>>150746400
Pic related.
>>150749020
Please give sauce I ve been looking for 10 minutes and I cant find it.