This is your Santa for the year

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>>150734606
WHATS IN THE BOX?!

That's a benis.

>>150734606
sure as long as thats a penis inside the box

>>150734606

Must be a futa. Or a strap-on. Or maybe both.

Is a benis alright :D ?

>>150734850
youre waifu's head

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>>150734850
Guess

>>150734606
Since I have a colostomy bag I'm the best at taking it in the ass. Always ready and no need to prep, we gonna have a fun Christmas.

>>150735592
>colostomy bag
tell me more. Is it painful? Is it smelly? How often is it tossed?

>>150734606
I have a feeling this Santa will need lots of lube to fit herself in my chimney.

>>150735804
It can get painful around the stoma(my chest anus) after repeated cleaning if for example I fail to get a new bag on twice in a row.
Does your shit smell nice? No it does not. When the bag is on you cant smell anything.

I have to change the bag itself every 3 days, but the bag is designed to be emptied every couple of hours, basically instead of taking a shit I go to the bathroom to empty my bag.

>>150735963
So where does your rectum go? Is it a dead end?

>>150736811
Mine specifically is a small bowl cession, so my small intestines and large intestines are severed. From my actual anus all the way up to my SI is like an abandoned factory.

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>>150735080
you shitpost on /a/ aswel?