>You will never be woken up by Yuuko whispering selamat pagi into your ear
Why do I even bother
>you will never hear cancer
what a time to be alive
>>150687788
You can just set your phone alarm to do that.
selamat malam
>>150687788
OP jgan chibai
>>150687788
That's possible though if you're Malay.
>>150688058
It's your mom that greets you selamat pagi, not Yuuko.
>>150687890
salam aleikum
Fuckin' Malays, man
I'd rather be woken up by Mio.
>>150689342
>ywn rape their cunts open
it hurts
>>150689406
Those girls are not for lewd, you jackass.
Don't you dare.
>>150689406
How about they rape you with a broomstick?