Why is /a/ so obsessed with yuri?

>>150633920
Boys scare /a/

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>>150633920
it's the purest form of love uguu

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>>150633980

>>150633920
Like all hatefags, everyone on /a/ is secretly gay, and liking yuri allows them to allows them to indulge their homosexuality without outing themselves.

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>>150633920
It might just be the cutest and most heartwarming thing earth has to offer.

>>150633920
>Why is /a/ so obsessed with yuri?
>post a non yuri manga
?

>>150634126
There are two scantily-clad women in the same image, therefore it must be yuri. QED.

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>>150634098
we're all little girls who like other little girls

>>150633920
Because he was the first human in space and was killed trying to expose corruption in the Soviet military that was risking the lives of its pilots. The man was a hero.

>>150634258
1000 years later and I'm still mad.

It's just a loud group of idiots, also known as yurifags.

Most of /a/ can't stand these people.

>>150634560
Some shitposters are yurifags, but not all yurifags are shitposters.

>>150634560
I bet you think that /a/ hates lolifags too.

>>150633920
It's not. It's a fetish that ruins everything it touches. Idiots who enjoy yuri tend to have lower IQs, so things that appeal to yurifags tend to forego quality in favor of pandering.

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>>150633920
Because japs boys are shit in nowdays.

>>150636261
Funny enough, female writers actually know how to make an entertaining male MC. Example Konosuba.

Because I can enjoy the romance without feeling NTRd by a dick

>>150633920
i've seen nothing but trap shitposting on /a/ for the past year, not sure where you're getting this idea

>>150636456
That is really retarded. Not like you'll get to interact with them in any form anyway.

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>>150633920

>>150636510
It's not retarded. If you are so deep down the rabbit hole that you can feel some kind of attachment to a fictional cute girl its only natural to dislike seeing this particular character get romantically involved with another penis user. It's the same like that one time at high school when you developed a crush on that nice gurl but never acted on it and then the girl hooked up with your friend. It's like they both left you behind. Negative feelings ensue.

Now that I think about it it IS retarded. But since the main demography of anime are lonely guys it is plausible, too.

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>>150634560
Only people on /a/ who dislike Yuri are fags that can't watch anything they can't self-insert into.

>>150636746
>he likes shitty yuribaits

>>150636746
>Ramblings of a dumbass

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>>150634560
Yeah also lolipedos are a loud group of idiots on /a/ and everyone hates them, also most of /a/ likes traps and yaoi.

>>150633920
This is fujo country boyo

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>>150633920
because we are cute lolis that want to have sexual relationships with each other.

>>150636735
That is just sad.

I've never understood the "it's the purest form of love" response. If it's so pure, how come they can't have kids?

>>150636912
What does having kids have to do with pureness?

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>>150636865
You do know that fujos actually like yuri too, right?

We're not. Yurifags are just extremely loud and obnoxious about how their fetish needs to be in every story featuring more than one female character. They're tied with ESLfags for worst posters on /a/.

>>150636735
That still doesn't make sense. Like, if the girl of your dreams goes and bangs your sister that doesn't make it ok just cause onee-san doesn't have a dick.

>>150636942
Their love basically gave way to a new life being born.

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>>150633920

>>150636797
Hibike is one of the best yuribait shows ever though

>>150636975
>we

>>150636988
But degenerate sluts can give birth to children while not even knowing who the father is. It doesn't have anything to do with the purity of love.

>>150636987
you can't get ntr'd by a girl unless she has a dick

>>150637016
>wuz

>>150633920
95% of male anime characters are total shit.

>>150637006
But yuribait = trash so it doesn't matter if it's the best.

>>150637043
>/a/nons and sheeet

>>150637003
It's kinda sad how vocal faggots keep pretending to be straight men while complaining about yuri, completely clueless that straight men naturally like yuri. They're exactly like /qa/ faggots pretending to be oldfags of boards they want to change.

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>>150636912
>>150636988

>>150637035
Why only focus on the negatives? Doesn't take away from my post anyhow.

>>150637040
You're as dumb as the femMC in that Yuri show that's going to air soon.

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Because it's cute

>>150637143
Because if childbirth correlates with purity then the negative I described shouldn't happen. They are both independent of each other.

>>150637101
Uh no, because it's two mug runchers that want nothing to do with men. What the fuck is the point?

>>150636987
It has somerhing to do with the "purest love" mene. Relationships between girls simply don't count. I don't know why. They simply don't. For me, at least.

>>150636904
Tell me about it ;_;

>>150637201
To look at them. Like any other anime girl. You know, because they're 2D and literally can never interact with you in the first place. 2 cute girls is better than 1.

>>150637236
>I don't know why. They simply don't. For me, at least.
It's because of the 'can't win against the cock' meme. If it doesn't have a dick, it's not competition.

>>150637178
No, since there are mangas where a guy and a girl can have all that pure love stuff as well, it's how they are written. Just remembered we are talking about the 2D world.

>>150637251
Fuck that. If I'm not involved, I don't give a shit.

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Yuri loli-dom is not the purest form of love, but it is one of the hottest!

>>150637345
>If I'm not involved, I don't give a shit.
But you'll never be involved. How is this hard to understand? You're not a faggot pretending to be a retarded straight male are you?

>>150633920
1+1=2

>>150636298

Or just one that isn't a whiny beta faggot.

Example: Flying Witch

>>150637374
Neither would you. Hell if they had any sort of say they would go as far away from your computer screen so they wouldn't be seen by a man.

>>150637452
>Neither would you.
That's the point. If it's 2D then you might as well enjoy as many cute girls on the screen as you can. There's literally zero downside unless you're a semen slurper who gets triggered by girls.

>>150637502
Who are all lesbians and want zero to do with guys? Nah, you can keep that mindset to yourself.

>>150637137
Isn't science closer to two guys having kids than two girls having kids now?

>>150637452
They are drawings. Drawings don't make decisions. They won't go away unless youyourself turn off the screen.

It was you who said "fuck it if I'm not involved". The other guy just wanted to look. And he can do so while you will never get involved.

>>150637649
Oh now you are going to upset all the waifufags.

Het is alright, but you have to replace the girl after a couple of uses because their lower parts start to look all used up and gross.

Yuri is better because the girls last longer.

>>150637862
>Not loving them for all their flaws and imperfections

Look up that trash manga then come back to me on that.

>>150636298
Wait, KonoSuba was written by a woman? But it has fanservice, and the girls in it are all retards and slapstick victims

>>150637967
Some of the sickest, most degrading hentai is penned by women.

>>150637995
Asanagi is not actually a girl, /a/ just made that shit up

Because we like sex, boobs and ass, but we don't like penis. Yuri has everything we want without penises.

>>150638029
Asanagi isn't the only one making that kind of hentai though.

Yuri is fine when it's done properly. Problem is most anime can't do yuri for shit and /a/ still eats it up. So the problem here lies in the obnoxious vocal fans which don't like boys for some reason.

>>150637575
Why does that matter? It's not like you can interact with them.

>>150638029
Yuzuki N Dash does rape.
Uran does loli urination

>>150633920
Yuri is just a simple, naturally attractive thing to males, so it's no surprise /a/ likes it, however it's exactly the opposite of what you're saying, because some autists have long since made everyone liking yuri associated with /u/ (obviously without any basis), and now /a/ is the most aggressive place against yuri in the whole world.

>>150638120
Mindset to yourself.

>>150638144
>loli urination
>sick or degrading
What? It's entry level. Toddler scatplay, pregnant sex with the fetus, kill porn, extreme prolapse sex now these are something.

>>150638232
It's mostly the fault of /pol/ contamination and their hate of "degeneracy." Meanwhile BL gained acceptance thanks to tumblr counter-contamination. Old /a/ loved Yuri and would at the same time have despised Yuri on Ice. Now that everything has gone to shit, it's the exact opposite.

>>150638265
Answer the question. Prove you're a straight man with an unpopular opinion rather than a shitposting faggot.

>>150638318
This.
It's a huge problem though, but nobody will ever address it.

>>150638321
Im not attracted to lesbians. Simple as that you dipshit.

>>150638232
>>150638318
>anti-yuri and anti-loli shitposting on the rise
>meanwhile trap and yaoi threads flourish uncontested
I wonder who could be behind this.

>>150638381
It's because we didn't listen to LRD.

>>150638378
>what turns me on is not a girl's looks, but their sexual orientation
Okay faggo.

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>>150638378
If you can imagine yourself interacting with them, surely it's not hard to imagine them being attracted to your penis too, aside from other girls.
>NO BUT BISEXUALITY DOESN'T EXIST, AND IF I CAN'T IMAGINE IT NOBODY CAN!
Okay. Pic related are my waifus.

>>150638494
>waifus
kindly kill yourself

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>>150638494
>waifus
>s

>>150633920
I actually find Yaoi with a trap more engaging than yuri, it may be because my parents are fat lesbians but I just don't find yuri very interesting.

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In my opinion, the best yuri is Touhou yuri

>>150638411
Whatever you say dipshit.

>>150638585
Keep sucking those dicks fagboy.

>>150638530
>>150638539
>MUH MONOGAMY
Might as well go back and suck our society's dick.
They've been my waifus for over a decade now and there's nothing your moralfaggotry can do about it.

>>150638558
Better start HRT before puberty senpai

>>150638558
As sad as that might be, please don't associate yuri with murrican dykes.

>>150638613
You really like using those words huh? Not that I'm saying you're gay but you might want to use different forms of insults.

>>150638650
I'm 25 m8, and I'm not gay you fuck I just don't like yuri.

>>150638710
>likes yaoi with a trap but not yuri
>in denial about being a faggot
2 cute 4 me

>>150638696
Why would I call an apple anything other than an apple? Guess I could call you a fruit if you really want it.

>>150638732
I like lolis, healthy and normalish girls as well. It stands that I'm attracted to feminine characteristics, so I would say that qualitifies.
I'd like to stop blogging now, but you seem to have drawn me to your level and I'm not really capable of letting it go like I should because I have nothing better to do.

>>150637426
He isn't the MC.

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>go to /u/
>majority of the threads are non-porn fluffy cute pure love
>little grossness, if any

>go to /y/
>it's basically /d/
>most threads are nothing but hardcore man-slamming

i love them both though, not gonna lie

Kill all faggots.

The problem with much of yuri is that it's vanilla to a fault. In porn, that leads to situation where they lightly touch each others vagoo and perhaps kiss for 0.5 seconds and then cum.

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>>150636746
That's the famous lesbian school orchestra anime Sound! Yuriphonium.
I love single hetero Asuka!

>>150639134
yuri plot is better than yuri porn to be completely honest with you mi familia

>>150633920
Because it's only good for the porn it creates

>>150639210
/co/shit ruins everything.

>>150639181
hahahahahahahaha.
No. Yuri dials up the angst and MISUNDERSTANDINGS of the average shoujo manga to 11 and has none of the payoff.

>>150633980
most painful 12 episodes of my life

>>150639181
Quite frankly, I'd like a combination of the two that is tastefully sexual with realistically written characters and a story that isn't padded out and isn't just unrequited love or a love triangle or boring cliche shit like that where nobody even fucking kisses until you're 10 episodes in.

Literally no anime has scratched the yuri itch that I have and it's a more pressing issue to me than my impending homelessness.

I swear to fuck I'll write the script myself in the back of my parked during a blizzard if I have to.

>>150636746
Then you self-insert as faggot?

>>150639210
I like it that the only one that isn't a lie is western/ /co/ that you linked to one.

>>150639578
/pol/ was a mistake

>>150639634
/pol/ is just a tamer version of /news/. You remember /news/: I can tell because you're not a newfag.

>>150639255
bad yuri maybe.
that's why everyone is whining about citrus and NTR getting adaptions.
they're the most shallow kind of yuri out there.

>Read manga without yuri tag
>there is yuri

Kinda annoying desu

>>150639681
"Deep" yuri is just regular romance but with a veneer of surreality about them as they replace the male interest with a female, making it all seem unnatural.

>>150639752
now that's just your opinion.
and it isn't "deep", it's just a different kind of romance.

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>>150639210

Thicc is a garbage t/v/itter meme to begin with.

>>150639181

My enjoyment of yuri non-porn is mostly found it slice of life and touhou doujinshi.

>>150639729
which one?
I've never seen this happen.

>>150633920

No I'm pretty sure /a/ is mostly composed of fujo women and gay men.

Just like /v/.

For anyone who is claiming to be a straight guy, dick or gtfo.

>>150637366
Pretty much my #1 fetish.

>>150640021
>6 threads
I blame those 2 fat threads on the HURR THICC meme.
>to ruin the catalog
in a board that barely moves being triggered by this is the most retarded thing possible.
Maybe you should learn the "don't click threads you don't like" technique, it's something of a forgotten skill here on /a/.

>>150640260
>something the rules specifically say is not allowed
I wish that was true, I also wish those threads would leave /u/, but mods won't do anything about it, so I just learned to ignore them.
But seriously though, you need to stop being such a baby, nobody is going to leave just because you're kicking and screaming about it.

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>>150639634
/pol/ is the biggest board on the site, of course there are some crossboard users. my post is on topic to the thread, so i have just as much reason to post, if not more than you who only complained that my veiwpoint is different. can you refute me instead? This is how our culture is dying, a little bit here, a little bit there, just look at the shitty western cartoons these days and you can clearly see the cultural marxism, naturally america is not isolated in the effort to attack the nuclear family. Anime is just one front in a war from all sides. If you are so willing to surrender, just keep encouraging degeneracy, surely nothing could go wrong, while you are at it, why not legalize bestiality and pedophilia too? make sure you keep broadening the definition of rape and encouraging women to get jobs instead of raising their children! don't forget to racemix!
polite sage for slightly off topic rant, but i believe i have as much right to make a point as anyone else, and this is to reinforce said point

>>150640359
forgot to sage when i finished, fuck

>>150640404
That's cute.
but why don't you go ahead and report all those western threads on /u/ for going against the rules?
see if anything happens.

>>150639904
Kuzu no Honkai, Hensokukei Quadrangle and manga that her cousin in quarter lesbo with her friend. forgot what its name

>>150640512
>because a certain mod
No reason to single one out when not a single mod does anything.
and if the mods don't do anything about them, they will feel at home posting whenever they want.

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>>150640654
It doesn't, it changes that those threads ARE allowed on /u/ right now, wheter you like it or not.
And I'm telling you to ignore the threads you don't like, and to stop with the generalization that "everyone on /u/ is tumblr because there are some western threads", that's as stupid as saying everyone on /a/ is a harem fan.

>>150640691

Tell me where Troid touched you, anon.

Both of you wankers need to the calm down.

Who gives a damn, the board is going to shit anyway.

>>150640899
you're outdoing yourself here.
bad threads aren't against the rules.
just like "it's time" homo threads have been on /a/ forever and nobody could do anything to them.

>>150641119
If you were on 4chan for as long as you're trying to imply, you would know that throwing meaningless insult at people won't make them leave.
And you would also know that the rules aren't followed strictly.

>>150641005
>>150641119
>>150641194

Get a room.

Fact: Yuri is great.
Fact: Yuri is better when one of them is a futa.

>yuri thread on /a/
>devolves into /u/ meta discussion
why

>>150641302
If troid moderates /a/ why doesn't he remove anti-yuri shitposting?

>>150641302
Please do leave, together with your pathetic notion that everyone on /u/ enjoys the western centered threads.

>>150641342
those threads exist, clearly there are those that do enjoy them

>>150641419
They do, now tell me why those people who enjoy the western part of /u/ would spend their whole day on /a/ of all places?
It doesn't make any sense.

>>150633920
Lots of lesbians here, and "males" who hate their gender and rather be also lesbians

>>150639729
Fucking this

I have no problem with yurishit if it stays in yurishit manga and anime because i dont read and watch them

But they shouldnt shove it in straight series

>>150641449
why does /u/ even have western threads in the first place despite the "japanese-only" rule?

>>150641551
same could be said for any type of fanservice

>>150641571
because "a loud minority" wanted them and 4chan mods are shit.
>>150641450
funny enough he's right on that image.

>>150641597
But yurishit is so damn prevalent, especially in romance and harem manga. Which are suppose to be the straightest genres

Shit pisses me off

>>150641653
>especially in romance and harem manga
that explains everything

>>150641678
That explains absolutely nothing

>>150641653
Have you tried being less gay?

>>150641713
Ah, the age old "you are gay if you hate gays" post
Cant have a yurishit thread without it

how easy is it to derail a yuri thread?

>>150641727
shitposting while pretending to like yuri is probably the easiest way to get replies on /a/ right now.

>>150641742
That's like saying "I'm straight therefore I like looking at pictures of naked straight men".

>>150633920
yuri doesnt bother me, its moreso that alot of it is half-assed or generically "cutesy"

>>150641813
Your post doesnt make any sense, but yuricuck logic is beyond the average straight person

>>150641879
>yuricuck
he finally showed up

>>150641879
You implied gays can't hate gays, supposedly because they're both gay. In other words, gays must like gays because they are both gay. Following this logic, straights must like straights because they are both straight, ergo straight men must like whacking off to other straight men by your logic. But I guess you're just mindlessly shitposting so of course you don't even recognize your own logic thrown back at you. Try not to get too triggered by anime girls faggot.

>>150640536
I'm going through this Hensokukei shit show, but what yuri is there? it's literally two couples.
are people making yuri out of thin air those days

This whole thread and every poster in here (me included) deserve those two nukes more than Japan did.

>>150642900
>"wahh everyone is bad"
if you want to kill yourself leave us out of it, faggot.

>>150642888
There is that very annoying dyke girl lusting after the main girl

>>150643174
It's only used as a gag here and there.
her development is with the white haired guy.

>>150643199
Since when was heavy drama considered just a gag?

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>>150643243
Forgot pic

>>150643292
friends
the "dyke" herself says it.
doesn't take a genius to see she'll pair up with the other guy.

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>>150643323
Quite the friends they are then

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>All these hetfags ITT
I don't understand how a man can be against yuri

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>>150643345

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>>150643358

>>150643358
good thing that by the end of this arc she'll accept being just friends.

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>>150643380
Yeah totally not a gross dyke at all

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>>150633920
Can we all agree that Trap shota is better ?

>>150643358
>>150643380
I just see her suffering?

>>150643421
The point was that she was a lesbo
And this confirms it. No friend would chimp out like this

Shit is prettying annoying

>>150643421
that chapter is basically setting up white haired guy to console her and MC x main girl
the guy is a retard.

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>>150643402
Girls > Gay shit.

>>150643433
Well an author is free to write whatever he wants, it's not like any yurifag would be pleased at this kind of development, also there's annoying characters in every manga

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>>150643433
I honestly believe you're getting this mad when this happened right after.
""""dyke""""

>>150643479
Of course, but i was just trying to prove she is in fact a carpet muncher
Which anon was denying >>150642888

And that its annoying to insert a lesbian into something without a yuri tag

>>150643549
Insert a lesbian just to suffer and be dicked straight? Wow yurifags ruining everything again?

>>150637101
>straight men
>like yuri

Straight men don't like yuri, though. THe problem with yuri is that you can't self-insert if there's no guy. So the "romance" always falls flat.

>>150643605
The existence of one is offensive enough
And having to suffer through loads of chapters of her being an terrible cunt licker is annoying

>>150633920
You can't waifu dyke characters so no I don't.

>>150637607
no, eggs are easier starter material to work with.

plus lesbians come with uterus included, men would have to rent one.

>>150643346
Liking yuri means you want to get cucked by a girl.

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Domestic married couple yuri is GOAT

>>150643638
It also doesn't make it yuri?

>>150643701
A girl who wants another girl is not yurishit?

>>150643638
1 chapter and you got all flustered.
everything else was gags.

>be /g/
>reading love live doujin of maki
>expects consensual love making between self insert man and Maki
>get yurishit between her and niko niko shit instead
And you wonder why people hate yurishit.

>>150643685
hibiki is just a /m/an who was mistakenly stuffed into the wrong drawer by the genetic dieroll.

dessroomba is really gay.

>>150643720
by the end of next chapter she'll be all over white boy and will be fine with being friends with Chino.
You need to be incredibly stupid not to see this coming a mile away

>>150643720
If the other girl's sexuality was up in the air it maybe could, but this looks like hopeless suffering

>no yuri anime sex season

Is love officially dead?

>>150643754
Doesnt really undo the previous chapters of being yurishit

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>>150643733
Heh

>>150634258
How come there was so much NTR in this?

>>150643819
Good.

>>150643829
anti-yurifags have tighter yuri googles than yurifags themselves, christ.

>>150643850
Shizuma should be in jail but she kept getting awaqy with it

>>150643858
Every thread with an all girls cast is considered yurishit so go figure.

>>150643858
Goggles or not, that bitch made me drop the manga

>>150643876
Who are they supposed to fuck besides themselves?

>>150643881
I'm glad you're not enjoying something for no real reason as she was only relevant for one chapter and it was just used to furthen her relationship with the other male character.

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>>150639157
>Asuka
>hetero
try again

>>150633920
Because it is FORBIDDEN love.

>>150643900
Shes a fucking main character
She shows up every chapter

Its a love quadrangle after all

>>150643915
I think Hibike is the worst case of bait ever created, even Ange ended up as at least bi

>>150643846
You think that reaction image was funny didn't you? It's not.

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Because it's tanoshii

>>150633980
>yuri
>not incest
0/10 see me after class

>>150643929
and she barely does anything
all other chapters that focused on her was her getting closer to the mute guy, come the fuck on.
You're really only doing this to whine about yuri.

>>150643966
How can you not like Tougou

>>150633920
We are all faggots(male) so we like faggots(female)

>Go to the bookstore
>See a manga titled "NTR" in big letters on a shelf
>"For fans of Citrus!"
>2 girls help each other get boyfriends
>Go on a double date
>Find they actually want to fug each other more than the guys they got
What even is this?

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Reminder that boys are purer than girls could ever be.

>>150644178
What if people would just consider yuribait as the real thing?

>>150644256
NTR is literally retarded, don't try to understand it.
only braindead people can enjoy that.

>>150644256
Sounds like forced yuri. Something that /u/ would love very much.

>>150644178
>Madoka
>Hating anyone
Haaaaaah.

>Tomoyo is forever cucked
This is true.

>>150644375
At least Tomoyo is a good sport about it

>>150633920
Yuri is shit, disgusting faggots.

>>150633980
Season 2 never ;_;
>>150634098
Speak for yourself you flaming cunt.

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>>150636912
SOON

why /a/ so obsessed with pancakes?
pancakes pancakes fucking pancakes

>>150644570
Yeah man, bring on the flat chests.

>>150644570
I prefer waffles desu.

>>150644490
Long as she can keep filming her waifu, she's fine and dandy.

Now if Sakura and Syaoran start finding hidden cameras perched outside her window during intimate moments, then...

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>>150633980
WRONG! A RETARD IS THE PUREST LOVE

>Too thick to have ulterior motives
>Genuinely love you
>Would never consider cheating because you are all they need
>Want to welcome you home with a hot dinner because they can't handle proper jobs
>No career dreams to get in the way of having children

Whats not to like?

>>150644736
The retard doesn't have ulterior motives but you have them.

>>150643956
I like it because in real life girls also yuribait each other all the time

very few of them are full-on lesbians though

>>150641250
Because a faggot got banned in /u/, again.

>>150644802
>I like it because in real life girls also yuribait each other all the time
>having yuri googles for 3DPD

>>150644825
Yurifags are the worst.

>>150644825
>googles
no thanks I'm more into Oracle

>>150644755
Why do you need ulterior motives when you have a loving partner.

>>150644896
Because you're using her. She can't give consent because she's retarded so it's a crime.

>>150644925
I'm not talking potatoes her mate.
I also didn't say at any point to go force yourself onto someone.
Or is loving a retard a crime are they not capable of love or emotion?

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>>150643346
I myself am a huge yurifag, but /u/ is cancer and this thread is living proof of why people hate /u/ and everything it currently stands for. It was subverted a long time ago, and I have a short fuse for tumblr bullshit and other /u/ staples.

>>150643980
THE CUTEST

>>150645045
They don't even know what love is. They probably think it's something like a food or something.

>>150645065
I mean, if you say you're a yurifag surely you're one right?

>>150645109
What is love then?

>>150645109
Go ahead and enlighten us then.

>>150645174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I

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Easy way to spot cancer yuri posters are how they react to yuri characters getting the dick. Half the fun of yuri is watching cute girls cuddle under sheets and pure love and all that shit. The other half is having one lesbian tongue your asshole while the other sucks your dick and then moving on to spitroasting the meek one while you and the other lesbian highfive over her shaking body.

>>150645126
Not by /u/ standards I'm >>150645288
This would have them foaming at the mouth.

>>150645288
>the other lesbian
>suck your dick
>lesbian
>suck dick
do you even know what the word means my friend

>>150645288
I hate how yuri has infested the magical girl genre.

>>150645377
Rewatch sailor moon grandpa.

>>150645377
The magical girl genre was already filled with yuri undertones since long time ago.

>>150645340
why does /u/ have to deal with people that want bisexual girls to be honest?
that isn't yuri.

Because yuri is feminist propaganda. Watch out in the future where yuri will be used as a media to spread propaganda in a world where all men will be put into slavery and the world will be ruled by dykes. The dyke overlord will continue using yurishit to keep brainwashing young females into thinking yurishit is the way the world works. To prevent this, stop watching yurishit. You will save mankind if you do.

>>150645427
As long as the main girl isn't a disgusting dyke, then I can enjoy the show.

>>150645432
It has been overflowing with yuribait lately since that is what sales. Shit like symphoshit is nearly unwatchable because of it.

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>>150645348
If a lesbian uses a strap-on or a dildo is she still a lesbian? Yuri porn with just cunt licking is some of the most boring snoozefest porn around.
>>150645449
Because that's the logical conclusion for yuri for a red-blooded male? I don't care if its inaccurate, that's the best "yuri" porn there is, they kiss and then get dicked, simple. The romance and everything leading up to sex is just two girls, but I also fantasize about stealing the meek one away sometimes and having the more masculine dyke crying, that gets my dick so incredibly hard I wish more artists drew it.

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>>150645612
>I also fantasize about stealing the meek one away sometimes and having the more masculine dyke crying, that gets my dick so incredibly hard I wish more artists drew it.

I like you.

>a team of literal cocksuckers on IRC successfully tricked newfags into thinking that hating yuri is redpilled
what went so horribly wrong

>>150645731
>hating yuri is redpilled
>hating yuri

Sounds good.

>>150645612
She's still a lesbian if she only does it to a girl.
and no matter how much you spam what you like, it's not yuri.
It's no surprise they don't want you around.
I bet /u/ is jealous of /y/ as /y/ has no equivalent of two girls getting fucked by one guy.

>>150645762
post boipussi

>>150645731
But preventing yourself from being cucked is redpilled?

If you are not HIV positive and still sucking cock daily, get off /a/ now

>>150645804
2D aren't touching you either way newfriend

>>150645847
Fool, She touches me in my sleep.

/a/ is fucking awful nowadays.

>>150645877
stfu cucklord >___<

>>150645877
all of 4chan is awful nowadays.
we keep getting more and more popular and mainstream and it shows.

>>150645877
/a/ is always awful. That's why you make your own thread and make it your hugbox.

>>150633920
Yuri is cancer

>>150645909
fuck, I wouldn't even mind that, that threshold has been so far into the past pretty much no one who still browses this site can remember that
I just wish all these fucking generals would go away

>>150645980
Another exciting post by Poopooman !yUwmn6l67k

>>150645980
You is cancer.

Yuri is fine as long as the setting isn't a world where everyone pretends boys don't exist.

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>>150633920
A lot of people seems to hate it here, what is good because yuri is shit.

>>150645980
Nice trip. Real fitting with your quality of post.

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Lesbian couple is always good.

>>150646049
That's some feminist propaganda not anime.

>>150646055
>>150646059
>these two posts in immediate succession once again
What does it mean IRC?

>>150646085
Do you sleep better if you think that people not liking things you like is some boogeyman?

Yuri is unrealistic because women are incapable of love.

>>150646124
do you sleep better if you think people think of you as a boogeyman?
sadly, you're just a retard.

>>150646124
Do you sleep better knowing that your shitposts are part of a movement vastly bigger than a mortal man could comprehend?

>>150646077
The New Game anime is feminist propaganda?

>>150645784
I don't want to be around those faggots either, /a/ yuri subtext threads and stuff like strike witches and GuP I am more than welcome to indulge in my fantasies of cute girls as it should be. /a/ is a place to talk about both cuddling under sheets and fantasies thats why people hate yurifags with sticks up their asses that wander in from /u/ and shit up perfectly good threads.

>>150646169
Especially the New Game anime, it's just like my twitter memes

>>150646156
>>150646161
Even if there is a boogeyman. I'm not it. I'm just a who hates yuri because I don't like it.

I love how /pol/ has ruined every board with self hating literal faggots. An actual straight man doesn't need to check their politics first to know if its ok to enjoy yuri. These alt right faggots really are just SJW for the other side.

>>150633920
I think the worst part is when Yurifags go on about to girls having kids cause "mai pure love " the only show that remotely worked well on was Vandred

>>150636746
Fucking neck yourself

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>>150646186
the thing you seek is literally something that just happens in doujins so why don't you go discuss that in /h/ instead of /a/?

>>150646169
It is.The MC is nipponese Zoey Quinn.

>>150646201
"no you"
"lol mad"
"cuck"
the list goes on and on

Yurifags will be the first to be hanged on the day of the rope.

>>150646195
>I hate it because I don't like it

>>150646201
Self hating faggots have been here since day 1 what the fuck are you on about?

>>150646266
tis is mah fvrit may may

>>150641238
>Fact: Yuri is better when one of them is a futa
A paradox. If there is a futa, it isn't yuri.
I can not have a scenario where I look for yuri and find a dick. I have to draw the line here.

>>150633920
forbidden love is bretty gud
with dudes too

>>150646201
This. Alt right is just another SJW group with a different, their own, aganda.

>>150646273
Yes, and?

>>150646376
I don't like sports anime, does it mean I have to hate it? No

>>150646420
You hate sports anime. Admit it.

>>150646376
I don't like faggots on Ice, that doesn't mean I hang around their threads talking shit about it.

>>150646435
I just don't watch them

>>150646373
Thank you for correcting the record.

>>150646460
I don't watch yurishit too.

>>150646466
Always nice to see a fellow twitter expert on the chans

>>150646376
>>150646435
Don't you realize how pathetic you act? Consider suicide.

>>150646466
>hurr durr I used a /pol/ meme, that will show 'em

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Why is marimite still the best yuri show?

>>150646506
Because it sounds like marmite.

>>150646466
To be fair the alt-right only exists because you can only fight retards by being equally retarded, so SJW's are to blame for their existence

>>150646466
nice reddit meme!

you have to go back

>>150646499
>Don't you realize how pathetic you act? Consider suicide.
I don't realize because I don't act pathetic. You're probably just projecting right now.

>>150646506
because only bad yuri gets animated.

>>150646201
Fuck off, yurifag. I've always disliked homosexuality.

>>150646492
>>150646499
>>150646527
>>150646529
Do what you must, I have already won.

>>150646542
>I hate things I don't like and so do you!
>B-but I'm not pathetic!
You're right. You're just a retard.

>>150646607
I wonder how many time people has use the retard card on me this week when they have no more arguments.

>>150646602
Well, yes, twitter has been the main userbase of every 4chan board since 2014, everyone knows that

>>150646602
>winning on an anonymous image board

I have to imagine people who hate yuri are either women or faggots. It doesn't make any sense biologically for straight men to hate two women having sex.

The point of anime is to self insert. You can't self insert as a girl unless you have some serious mental illness.

>>150646630
Arguments? Against what? No one wants to debate your retardation.
If people keep calling you a retard over and over again, ever considered that it might be true?

>>150646660
women, faggots, and folks who were tricked by the women and faggots spamming copypasta

>>150646671
Of course you can?

>>150646660
I just don't understand why people don't consider that enjoying watching two women having sex is cuckoldry.

>>150646567
t. closet homo

>>150646671
>the point of anime is to self insert
You've been watching way too many harem.

>>150646716
Don't you?

>>150646696
I think the internet is full of retards desu. They can't keep up with my intellect so they keep using that retard card on me.

>>150646201
>These alt right faggots really are just SJW for the other side.
Congratulation, you're purple-pilled!

>>150646735
That's not a bad thing.

>>150644736
Wtf im a retard?

>>150646763
haven't touched /x/ since '13, which one was this?

>>150646786
it is for your brain and growth.

>>150646169
>employer discriminate in favor of a lesbian with no work experience
It's obvious.

>>150646786
Shit taste. Literally /reddit/ tier

>>150646750
Don't I what?

>>150646716
I don't understand how anyone watches media with the fear they may be cucked.

>>150646878
4chan has shit taste too.

I don't hate yuri. But, a lot of yurifags are in fact women and let me tell you, I fucking hate women.

>>150646730
>t.

Thanks for confirming you're some crossboard filth. Go kill yourself, faggot.

>>150646930
Really? I always assumed yurifags were men and yaoifags were dirty fujos.

>>150646906
I don't understand why can't some people understand what escapism is.

>>150646929
Good. You can always go back to wherever you came from.

>>150646808
Green pill is /x/, anon.

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>>150633920

>>150646979
I'm already there.

>>150646660
I feel homosexuality in general is out of balance with the pairing of a man and woman. So I find it detestable.

>>150646553
still waiting on the Citrus adaptation

I think the biggest problem with yuri is that you can't self-insert.

The purpose of the romance genre is to self-insert and experience the romance first hand for yourself.

But since you can't self-insert as a girl, yuri always falls flat.

>>150647232
>jerking off to yuri for romance
>romance

I think your test levels are low I jerk off to yuri being the idea of two women feeling up eachother make my dick turn into a black hole.

Yuri and yaoi are oftenly too romantic and I honestly don't like shit that is way over dramatic just for the sake of ""suspense"".

I honestly find the genre boring, but for each its own.

>>150647267
>Love Lab was great because watching them get mad about it was bliss.
It will also never get a season 2 because of said yurifags.

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>>150646235
>/a/ not talking about dicking sexy animu girls and or licking their armpits
You must not surf the board much as that atleast a third of the discussion for most threads, go talk about anime somewhere else, its always been like this.

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>>150633920
It's just /u/ crossboarders.