"Welcome to your checkup, Anon-chan; the doctor will be here soon. Have you been having any problems?"
Where's my regular nurse? I don't want the blond one, last time she checked my reflexes she broke my knee with the hammer.
Why is Dr. Best Girl not here here? Who are you people?
Yeah, I've been having a chronic cough for sometime. It's nothing major, but occasionally I spit out phlegm, please help me doctor. Also my penis is hurting from this erection I'm trying to hide.
Yeah, I think i'm sexually attracted to my caterpillar.