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"Welcome to your checkup, Anon-chan; the doctor will be

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"Welcome to your checkup, Anon-chan; the doctor will be here soon. Have you been having any problems?"
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Spontaneous erections
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>>150630088
Just the usual crippling depression.
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>>150630088
"I have been sexually inactive due to my mental issues and I have been undergone excessive spontaneous ejaculation. What are some solutions to that?"
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>>150630088
Where's my regular nurse? I don't want the blond one, last time she checked my reflexes she broke my knee with the hammer.
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>>150630088

I've been coughing like a smoker for four months straight even though I've never touched a cigarette or tobacco, I'm going to be fine, yes?
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I fear my own strength.
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>>150630088
Why is Dr. Best Girl not here here? Who are you people?
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>>150630561
Calm down on the roids then Mugi.
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>>150630088
My knees are weak, my arms are heavy, and I'm coughing every fucking minute. Do I have cancer?
*shits blood
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>>150630605
Busy at the sperm bank.
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My joints hurt and one of my palms always itches. What's the diagnosis Dr. Moogs?
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Identity Crisis
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>>150630655

MOM'S SPAGHETTI
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>>150630088
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Yeah, I've been having a chronic cough for sometime. It's nothing major, but occasionally I spit out phlegm, please help me doctor. Also my penis is hurting from this erection I'm trying to hide.
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>>150630088
My erection won't go away, can you help?
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Doctor, doctor give me the news!
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>>150630088
pls help i haven't wiped my ass in three days and i take shits like two times a day. it's getting scratchy and weird
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>>150630088
Yeah, I think i'm sexually attracted to my caterpillar.
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>>150630696
She IS the sperm bank
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>>150630088
Not enough pussy on my dick. Please remedy it with yours so I don't have to see the doctor.
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>>150631623

domo
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>>150632800
That is one sexy caterpillar.
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>>150632800

>a caterpillar with caterpillars on its eyes
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>>150630088
Hello Dr. Mio
I'm CIA
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>>150633534
I'll fucking kill (you).
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>>150630518
Is it just that or do you have other symptomps?
Have you lost an abnormal amount of weight without dieting or exercising?
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>>150635112

Just that, no weight loss that I know of.
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>>150630088
My dick don't work, fix it with your ass
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>>150635146
Serious case of eternal bleeding.
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>>150630088
My heart is saying doki-doki, is this bad?
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>>150635221

Symptoms don't sound like what I'm experience.
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>>150635146
Then it should be mostly fine, but you might change medication, if you are taking any.
Or drink hot milk with honey mixed in it.
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>>150635350
Add a bit of garlic for extra potential.
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>>150635221
>Anon-chan
Oh my gosh
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