I always thought that an anime hero was supposed to have

>>150625592
>MULTIPLE girls,a boy, and I want to fuck him
>pilots a cool fucking robot
>slays pu$$y
>kills bitches left and right
>pulls up to asuka's bedroom mcgavin style fingerpistol
>lives with a hot momma

shinji is alpha as fuck

Maybe you should stop thinking so much about anime boys' balls.

>>150625592
Shinji is the anti-thesis of the usual mecha main.

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>>150625592
Shinji is a grill

>>150625592
More like Shinji had Kaworu's hairy balls on his mouth

>>150626931
Kaworu is hairless you fucking faggot.

Accurate depiction of what a timid young teenage boy would be like in that situation and everyone loses their minds.

>>150626354
I tried once, it didn't work.

>>150626931
>angels
>having body hair
That's so vulgar it's not even one of the 天人五衰

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>>150625592
>Gendo sits behind a desk the entire time
>Shinji does in fact get in the fucking robot, but not before asserting his dominance and demanding to know why he should bend over and give up his free will
>Gendo gives in to his insecurity and runs away from reality to join Yui in the LCL
>Shinji decides it's better to stand up face reality in it's pain and pleasure than to become a mindless mess of billions of minds, he chooses to stay in the real world
They should be glad Shinji even bothered giving them his time. Manning up doesn't mean bowing down and submitting your will, it means choosing your own path in life even if that means others hate you for it. Conforming is not manly, daring to do what you want and not worry about sticking out or being insecure about it is manly.

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>If I had a giant robot, I would go around fucking shit up and no one would make fun of me and adults wouldn't tell me what to do since I'm a real man with a man's name!

Don't worry, there's a show for that too.

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>Mfw the entirety of Evangelion could have been prevented if Shinji got his own room in NERV headquarters.
It's the little things.

>>150625592
Anime heroes have big hairy balls in their hearts.

He realized heroes can't save us, so he didn't stand there and wait.
He held on to the Eva's controls, and fought as the angels came.

>>150625592
Why is that a requirement? Plus he technically did get in the robot, so his balls have to be pretty big.

>>150625592
Wait. He's clean shaven below? Smooth as peach fuzz? Absolutely bald? What about his ass?

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>>150628117
How so?

>>150633893
Obviously, if Misato hadn't reached out he'd have left in episode 4 and the next angel would kill everybody.

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>>150633893
>How so?

>>150628117
Nah, he would have just gone nuts own his own.

>>150625592
Evangelion isn't really a story about daring heroes. It's about human faults and the inevitability of death. Behind every hero is a scared, angry, sad, and horny human being. They're not robots, they just have to do robotic things in the face of war.

>>150633893
Is this jojo reference?

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Why does the word "hero" get thrown around so many times?
Have people (or at least normalfags) become so indoctrinated by capeshit and games to start thinking that's how real people or realistic characters are supposed to act?
What happens when the thing that is socially acceptable in a story or medium doesn't correspond with human behavior at all?

At least I can be thankful that one person in the world was willing to do a sci-fi series and movie with genuine human emotions and desires, once.

>>150627334
This.

>>150639247
is this the famous anno fap closet?
i didnt think it actually existed

>>150639305
Of course it's real, Anno has been doing this for a lot longer than we have.

>>150639731
That can't be possible because I'm twice Anno's age

>>150639815
underage b&

>>150625592
I don't like hairy boys.

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>>150626931
>>150627072
>>150627246
Kaworu might be hairless but no one here dares to doubt his humungous godly genitalia.

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>>150641690
I'd drop the soap in front of him no homo

>>150641690
Can he even have sex and reproduce? He has altered DNA and his body is made of particle-wave matter, maybe even his blood is LCL
Maybe he doesn't even has human-like organs

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>>150643629
>Can he even have sex and reproduce?
The fuck? He created all the angels, of course he can reproduce.

And while he's in the human body he has human organs, but when he's in Adam form he'd probably be able to impregnate a human if he used some ayy lmao angel sperm magic shit or something.

>>150631098

That is beautiful

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>>150643629
Anon, this is the face of a little gay boy staring at a big cannon for the first time.

If he didn't have a dick Shinji would be freaking out in that scene.

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>>150625592
But then this guy Shinji seems quite unable to get up whenever he falls.
Why do people think this show is a masterpiece?
It's a cartoon about a bunch of giant mech
interspersed with the story of an emo kid
and some pointless religious symbolism
By the way, the movie are all bullshit,
don't pretend you understand the ending.

>>150625592
t. 80s anime grandpa fan

>>150644262
I know he has a dick, I'm talking about reproductive abilities

>>150626754
This