Happy Birthday Asuka!

Use catalog, there is already one.

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I don't have access to my main Asuka folder right now, so hopefully I won't be the only one dumping this year.

>>150505986

Shut the hell you damn kraut bastard.

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>>150506031
No there isn't.

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>>150506101
"Shut the hell"?

Merkel muss hängen desu.

>>150506259
Germany=Hell

You should shut it

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>>150506296
Der Tag des Seils kommt, mein Bruder.

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>>150506484

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>>150506342
This is true.

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>>150506484
Wo sind die Märtyrer, die in die Geschichtsbücher eingehen möchten?

>>150506543

What the fuck Evangelion predicted the fall of Germany?

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>>150506549
Frag /pol/
>>150506648
That's from Re-Take. And Germany's always been like that, just now there are dirty kebabs too.

>>150506803
>That's from Re-Take. And Germany's always been like that, just now there are dirty kebabs too.

Only filthy disgusting Wessie's, Ossie's would have been fucked in the ass by STASI if they didn't keep it tidy.

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>>150506803
Aus welchen Bundesland kommst du?

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>>150506899
Amerika. Ich bin kein Deutscher, aber ich wohne jetzt in Europa.

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Find a flaw

>>150505986
iii-- i - i- i dont dislike her too much ;_;

Keep speaking kraut.

>>150507482
>kraut
>not drinking Fanta

Sickening

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>>150507511
Blitzkrieg

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>>150507530

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>>150507511
断る

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What did Mari get Asuka for her birthday /a/?

>>150508817
>What did Mari get Asuka for her birthday /a/?
a strap-on

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>>150508817
Herself written out of Final, hopefully.

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>>150508924

Mari is a good character! GOOD!

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posting rares

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>>150509213
Sure.

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>>150508817
>What did Mari get Asuka for her birthday /a/?
What to do in a world without presents?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXWVzJM-KbY

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJuexdl_c5s

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>>150509254
>>150509222
>>150509293

Nice

Please moot show up today. Last year you didn't and I want to know what it's like to be in a thread with 4chan's founder (yes, I'm THAT new)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21mHYWbYZuU

>>150509410
Pathetic

Asuka is dogshit.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qctDeuTnBQ

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>>150509430

>I will never find this figure anywhere

Feels bad man

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>>150509410
If you were new, you wouldn't know about moot ruining my threads two years in a row with his shitposting.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBkOyTCHTVc

>>150509473
http://www.ebay.ca/itm/ASUKA-R1-MOTORCYCLE-EVANGELION-EVA-RACING-1-6-UNPAINTED-RESIN-FIGURE-MODEL-KIT-/171966165240

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLP25G0g7Ec

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>>150509410

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up5ww6lsixA&index=9&list=PLXlUjf505SNfYnRoe2lbRxwh4WAOlNrL2

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>>150509595
Stop tempting me to spend money.

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>>150509640

Oh man these videos are a fucking throwback. Thanks for posting them.

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>>150509757

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>>150509595

>tfw no ability to paint
>tfw too cheap to pay someone to build it for me

JUST

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SOMEBODY MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE

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>>150509963
AND SHATTER ME

>>150509963
>godzilla done
>3+1 soon

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>>150509963

this should make your dick feel alive at least

What are some romantic doujins with a happy Asuka?

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>>150510087

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>>150510154

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST GIRL 20 YEARS RUNNING.

REIFAGS ARE KIDDING THEMSELVES

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I guess that's enough.

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>>150509222
Where's this from?

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>>150510051

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>>150510275
An official artbook, I think.

>>150510375
a cute

>>150510224

T-Trump-sensei???

Her birthday is the 4th tho

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>>150510320
Who's she shooting?

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>>150510375

>>150510234

>No Planetese/EVA crossover

why go on?

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so many rare asukas I don't know if I could ever show them all

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>>150510429
Yes, and?
>>150510430
Nobody in particular. There are only a couple of images with that western theme from what I recall.

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>>150505986
>you will never hold Asuka
>you will never hold moot

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Happy birthday to my beautiful waifu.

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>>150510850
>Asuka will forever be associated with moot shitposting on 4chan
I feel partially responsible. It was my threads that he posted in, every time.

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>>150510976
Hiroshima Nagasaki likes Asuka as well.
Reifags utterly and irrevocably btfo.

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>>150510953
Good taste lad, that image is one of my favorites.

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>>150510976
I know that feel.

How do you know an anime character's birthday?

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>>150510850
I miss moot...

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>>150511069
Thanks.

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Imagine going hiking with Asuka but then she sprains her ankle halfway and you have to give a piggyback ride, but slowly she slips down until her red hair gently drapes around you like a curtain and you feel her breathing in your ear while her hand comes up to softly caress your cheek and guide your face towards hers and kisses you with her pillowy pink lips.

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>Moot is probably shitposting here RIGHT NOW and no one will know because he lost his Admin rights

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>>150511253
And then you knock her out and masturbate over her comatose body

Where's this from by the way?

>>150511273
Hi m00t.

>>150511273
Hi moot, how are you doing faggot?

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>>150511098
Not being fresh out of reddit helps.

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>>150511098
GTFO

>>150511273
moot, why did you abandon us? Hiro's been literally pimping us.

We have threads of normalfags UNIRONICALLY LIKING NARUTO going to fucking 500. Sometimes 4-5 different threads at the same time.

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>>150511336
>hasn't read the longest and greatest Evangelion manga

>it's even an official spinoff like End of Evangelion

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>>150511605
>Shikinami
Pure, utter trash.

>>150511665
I've read the official manga by Sadamoto and I don't recognise it from there. Is it from Angelic Days? I haven't read that one.

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>you will never watch the sun set over Tokyo-3 with your sparkly smug gf

Why go on lads?

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Happy birthday!

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>>150511765
NO, NOT ANGELIC DAYS. DON'T READ THAT ONE.

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>>150511769
After I kick the bucket, I'm gonna win Asuka's heart in the great Asukabowl in the sky!

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I really miss moot.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_pP4IOz_U0

>>150511879
Calm down, moot, we already know you are here

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>>150511861

deleet this

I will earn a spot by her side in Valhalla

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>>150511853
Why not Anon?

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>>150511879
Good for you, homo.

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>>150511954
don't make me try to remember why.

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>>150511949
HA! Joke's on you! Asuka-chan won't end up with a BAKA like you!

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>>150512210

>implying Asuka would ever go for a dumpkoff like you

I bet you don't even do all the push-ups when Asuka gets posted, baka

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>>150512481
>dumpkoff
I'll warn you that you won't be winning her favor with your linguistic skills.

>>150512481
>Manchester United
Asuka wouldn't be a fan of such shit team, glorious Bayern all the way

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>>150512581
>>150512625

You're correct. I will win her over with my flawless physique and tireless courage.

I've bedded her over 1200 times in the dating sim so I think I've got on edge on you, pal.

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Happy birthday to my Waifu!

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>>150508817
>>150508903

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Why couldn't you protect this fiesty redhead, /a/?

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>>150512841
I'm too weak.

>>150510850
I really miss him. He held this shitstorm together. Hiro doesnt have what it takes.

>>150505986
>no /sticky/ shitposting
i miss non chink moot

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>>150513052
# of times moot has ruined Asuka's birthday with unfunny shitposting: 3
# of times hiro has ruined Asuka's birthday with unfunny shitposting: 0

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>>150513103

>I will never satisfy Asuka with my superior backrubs

AM I HERE JUST TO SUFFER?

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>>150513205
You feel it too, don't you?

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>>150513342

>every night I hug my body pillow and feel my phantom waifu

>>150510850
>you will never cum inside moot while he makes a mindbroken ahego-face

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>>150513342
>you will never play Metal Gear Soryu, a brash one woman army infiltrating an alaskan base to recover an evangelion, meeting curious allies, like Shinji, and communicating over codec with Kaji.

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>>150509410

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>>150513527

>Sniper Mari
>Vulcan Toji
>Rei Octopus
>Kaji is Meryl and becomes the love interest
>Asuka's butt in the sneaking suit

I'd pay big bucks for that game

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one more rare, I think

No fun if you don't share sometimes.

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>>150513527
Yeah, so thanks for planting the idea in my head, fag.

>>150513729

Gotta bring em out for a special occasion, otherwise why have em at all?

>>150513715
>Sniper Mari
Hopefully dead Mari, Mari a shit.

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>>150513762
>>150513771

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How do you think she's celebrating?

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>>150513966

>>150513762
For a second i thought that was a TTGL crossover

>>150513966

Probably molesting her husband with the Asuka voice, as tradition dictates.

>>150514012

W-why is she so sweaty???

>>150514023
Somehow that sounds hot

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>>150513843

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>>150514023
>>150514114
>You will never be seduced into bed by a milf wearing a plugsuit with the grating smoker Asuka voice you grew up with

asuka hat keine Freunde

>>150514421

>those hips

Lord give me the strength not to give into 3DPD...

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>>150514377

DELEET THIS RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>150514452
Ja, klar. Sie ist rein.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3VOOPgKer0
Obligatory

>>150511769
Why go on indeed.

>>150512841
I was put in the wrong dimension.

>>150514421

At least she could speak passable German.

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>>150505986
Happy birthday sweetheart
A world without your smile are really worthless

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>You will never read Moot's retarded shitposting to Asuka before bed from your laptop

My fantasies are getting a little too meta t b h lads

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>>150515998
You should obsess less over 3D Jewish cuckolds and obsess more over 2D German/Japanese/American qts.

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Happy birthday!

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She's simply the best

>>150512208
Isn't Angelic Days and Ikari raising project based around the same thing though? What's the difference?

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>>150516142

You're right. It's all about half-gook QT's in the end

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>>150516408
She's only quarter-gook. Her mom was half-gook.

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>>150516488

Can't argue with those Hitler dubs.

Asuka is white! WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTEEE!!!!!

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Alright, I'll see you lads in the morning.

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post pics with hair down

Here's your present *grabs dick*

>>150517499
Kill yourself.

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>>150517083

I don't have any more

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>>150517083

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And here's this year's after 2000 hours in Photoshop and paint. Time just goes so fast.

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>>150511853
I just started reading this and so do they fuck or what? Or is it just 85 chapters of everybody trying to get Shinji's dick?

>>150511879
>I really miss moot.
>Implying he left

What, you thought he was busy fixing Google+? That shit's unsalvageable.

Wait how old is she now?

>>150518328

Should be 14+14 right?

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>>150518328
>>150518563
Now in 2016 you mean?
Should be fifteen years old now

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Happy birthday!

>>150509410
The exit is to your right

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Asuka a cute! Cute!

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>>150518856
Right!

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>>150518856
post moar qt asukas

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>>150518942
all of Asuka is cute!

>>150518669

Ah I thought you meant in the Rebuilds, not the CURRENT YEAR. She's 16 now yeah.

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>>150518942
And you please post Asuka in appropriate resolution

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What would you feed Asuka for her birthday, /a/?

inb4 Mari says "roofies"

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>>150519122
Cyanide

>>150519122
I suppose a cake is appropriate.

>>150519122
Umm... er, baumkuchen?

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>>150519156
wtf i hate Asuka now

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>>150519156

>>150505986
>It's already that time of year again.
mooooooooooooott, are you here?

>>150519250
If moot was here you'd be b&

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>>150519178
Fuck off Shinji.

>>150519178
underrated

>>150519321

>Asuka in Revy-shorts

MUH DICK

Happy Birthday my waifu.

>>150509844
>soryu
>eyepatch
into the trash

>>150505986
>best girl in any anime
That's not Yui

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>>150521497
>>150521448
>Yui

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>>150509410
He is gone for good

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>>150518220
It's archie comics evangelion.

>>150505986
Time to spread your ass, it's time for your birthday dickings.

Poll: Which do you prefer?

A. Soryu
B. Shikinami

Note: there's only one right answer

>>150511253
Holy fuck that description made me hard...

>>150523026
Soryu is best obviously.

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People love Asuka. Everybody agrees. She's possibly the best tsundere ever, and it's not just me saying this, believe me.

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>>150523085
It"s what I do.

>>150506803
I think you mean France my man... never been in a filthier place. What city you live in?

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I guess it's almost over. Well, next year, I guess.

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>>150523245
Auka is worst girl you faggot
like ever.

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Happy Birthday Asuka!
Any here watched ロクみつ? It is fun as all heck.

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Would you kiss her butt for her birthday?

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>>150524601
I would fuck her but for her birthday

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>>150524601
I'd french kiss it and push my tongue as far in as possible, in hopes she turns around and calls me disgusting with an icy glare, but tells me to keep going.

>>150524715
Tasting asuka's poop while insed her intestines is the true proof of love after all.

Is there a joke here I'm not getting? Or the real joke is that it's not a joke?

>>150524877
The joke is waifufag lives

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>>150524715

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>>150524647

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no tits

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>>150525316
no ass

>>150524909
But is it really life, or just liff?

>>150525316
>>150525344
No eye either

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Guten Morgen

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Is it ok to jerk off to Asuka as a celebreation for her birthday ?

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>>150524928
Why do I love the thought of being abused by Asuka so much?

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>Asukafags

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>>150525511
Gluten Mutton to you too

>>150525540
If she can have you all to herself, by her own words she's cool with it.

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>>150525564

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>>150525511
Morgen.

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>>150525634
I'm all to her.

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Asuka x Mari OTP

>>150525586
no good douju since...forever

>>150525687
Asuka: Canonically NGE's official masturbation device.

>>150525770
She's not a masturbation device
I just love her
I just want all of me to be Asuka's property
She's my only reason to live at this point

>>150525813
What's hers is Moots. Enjoy being owned by a dude, ya faggot.

>>150525853
But Moot is dead

>>150525813
I'm not judging, it's cool you're in love with Shinji's official masturbatory side dish.

>>150525918
気持ち悪い

>>150525931
I'm sure the Ikari filling would make her tastier if you ever eat her out.

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Thick Asuka.

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>>150526287

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Happy Birthday to the best waifu ever.

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Happy 15th.

>>150513695
>>150518744
Fuck you guys, everyone was a newfag at some point.

>>150505986
>if moot was still here /a/ would be put in a weird place again

Damn

>>150525703
Why is she so greedy?
She's already got bigger tits than Asuka

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>>150509410

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Happy birthday the purest and the most real anime girl in existence!

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>>150513966
She's probably crying all alone, I wish we could reach out to her and wish her happy birthday