You open your door and see this. What do you do? hopefully

>>150464501
Something lewd.

>>150464572
This.

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There's a police station just down the street. I'll bring them there since they seem lost.

fuck them both in their tight preteen asses

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>>150464501
I take them to her big sister and use the opportunity to ask her out on a date!

>>150464501
Bring them to Blanc and then annoy Blanc and make her angry enough to kill me

>>150464501
Ask them for their older sister because she's best Nep.

make them eat my shit

>>150464617
this is the correct answer. Dealing with Blanc is gonna be a problem though.

>>150464501
Both.

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>>150464501

>>150465107
> Blanc can resist the D.

>>150464501
I wanna ram Rom and rom Ram.

>>150464501
Ram Rom. But ram Ram too so she doesn't feel left out.

I tie them to chairs, take off their socks and tickle their feet.

>>150465325
Blanc is evil, she will murder you for looking at her funny. Like, when all the people revolted in the Neptunia games for shitty reasons or whatever, none of the goddesses really ever did anything wrong. Except blanc, she deserves to get overthrown.

>>150464501
time to get my pedo cock wet....!!!

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>>150464501
Ask if they'll be friends with my little sister. She spends too much time watching videos and stuff, I'm worried that she'll become a loser like me. If they refuse, I'll rape them.

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>>150464501
Bath time.

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>>150464501
Help them find Blanc.

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>>150464501

>>150464501
Ram Rom.

>>150464501
They told me Neptune and Plutia are dating each other.

Ask where the fucking cookies are

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>>150464501
Sacrifice them to the One True Goddess.

Unzip dick

>>150464501
Hold their hand.

>>150464501
Murder them with my demon sword and become ruler of the world.

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>>150469695
A tip to you my good man

>>150464501
Tell them i don't want any damn cookies and threaten to call the cops on their racket.

>>150464501
Tell them to finish all the eggs.