Why on earth would she think that?

She wants the D.

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>>150460292
Who wouldn't lust over this body?

Bird clearly is best girl

I wish Japan would stop with this fucking your sister meme, no one actually wants to fuck their sister

>>150460428
only people without sisters think it's a desirable thing.

or people in bumfuck nowhere with no other women around

>>150460428
I'd fuck my sister.

>>150460428
Speak for yourself. I'd fuck my sister.

>>150460483
I'd fuck my sister just as I'd fuck any other woman

>>150460428
Go be a homo elsewhere faggot.

If I had a hot sister that loves me, I'd fuck her.

>>150460292
I would lust for Bird if she was my sister too.

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Did you forget this happened? Or the time he stripped her in the doorway because a scar was missing?

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everyone remembers the toothbrush scene with karen but forgets how he's done worse.

>>150460428
What about the people who actually have fucked their sister?

>>150461352
He never stuck anything inside Tsukihi. He just stripped her, groped har and kissed her to prove to himself how much he's not into incest.

>>150461393
>He just stripped her, groped har and kissed her to prove to himself how much he's not into incest.
Right

>>150461393
He should fuck her now. There's no way he'd feel anything while fucking his sister. That surely would prove he's not into incest.

>>150460428
Sister here, I'd fuck my older brother 2bh

>>150461562
It'll be a while before Araragi figures out he can just take his sisters' virginities to stop some unworthy, idiot boy from doing so.

>>150460428
I'd uironically fuck my sister because she's a cutie and we hardly ever see each other

>>150461833
Ore Monogatari

>>150461393
Sounds legit.

>>150461833
Boku no quality shitpost

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>>150460428
>no one actually wants to fuck their sister
You must be new here

>>150461860
Ty

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>>150460292
She's just masking the fact that she wants to touch her brother's abs.

>>150461393
>Araragi wakes up finding Tsukihi clinging onto him
She might just be fucking him in his sleep to be honest.

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>>150462054
She's just reassured by the presence of her onii-chan.

>>150462130
I want to fuck these Araragis.

I, too, would fuck my older sister desu.

>>150462054
Tsukihi wants to ravage the hell out of him
Karen enjoys talking to him but is also casually fine with fucking

On Koyomi's end his general view of those two are switched around

>>150460428
It's the most beta of fetishes. Some of these people can only imagine having sex with a woman who's forced to spend time with them and hold some sort of love for them.

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Why are they allowed to bathe together???

>>150462299
In cases where a person is literally unable to sexualize any other chick then yeah you're right.

>>150462299
It's the opposite really, typical taboo factor only making you want it more-type stuff.

>>150462376
The more important question is, why don't they just fuck since they've gotten that far already?

>>150460428
This.
Only people without sisters would think sisters were sexy

>>150462376
I feel like their parents would have denied them permission, but they didn't exactly ask.

>>150462376
She had such perfect hips and thighs that entire scene.

>>150462472
2 imoutos and one onee-san here. You're full of shit.

>>150462469
It's immoral.

>>150462472
>>150460428
I'm not sure why you keep pushing this meme. It's not common but it is a recorded complex that happens, porn didn't invent this shit.

>>150462469
The general consensus when fucking your sister is that if you don't want to deal with anything afterwards, she has to start it.

>>150462469
The sisters keep cockblocking each other.

>>150462519
Shaft knows when to actually animate, they just choose to save as much budget for scenes like this.

>>150460428
Can confirm.
Have imouto, my friends tell me she's cute. The thought alone makes me want to vomit.

>>150462626
Then do a fucking threesome, I am sure Araragi also wants to give Karen the D.

I'd fuck my sister if she were still alive.

why the fuck are you people back to equating 3D with 2D? I thought this was /a/.

>>150462814
Wanting to fuck your sister has nothing to do with 2D or 3D.

>>150462814
Incest on /a/ has always somehow devolved into 3D discussion and blogshit. Probably because incest is a topic that's interesting to the younger and newer members of the board.

>>150462853
OP had nothing to do with fucking your 3DPD sister. nobody sane would fuck their sister because nobody sane would touch a 3DPD no matter who they were.

I would only have sex with my sister if I was desperate and horny when no other women are available. Good thing hookers exist.

>>150460392
This. Bird is perfect. Both in body and personality.

>>150462961
Bee is better.

>>150461613
LONDON

>>150463003
You can't just go after someone else's little sister.

>>150462667
Bless their hearts

Not enough Bird hips or Bee tits here.

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this is your sister for the night, /a/. She likes romantic movies, playing cards with you, and eating delicious food. I'll come pick her up in 24 hours, so have fun!

>>150463003
I've seen this for like almost a year or some shit and I never did figure out what the fuck it means.

>>150462995
More for me. Wish she had more fanart though.

>>150463054
Oh yeah? Watch me

>>150463122
One day is not enough for the things i need to do with her.

>>150463137
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

Is full of sandniggers and they love to fuck their cousins and sisters for some retarded reason.

>>150463137
Means "Please be in London!", but I don't know how it started.

>She likes romantic movies
Are you pulling my leg?

>>150463137
I think the original was along the lines of "Are you in London?" and it got shortened over time. The joke is that the poster wants to meet up with the supposed girl.

>>150463327
I dun geddit

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>all these faggots pretending they wouldn't fuck their sister

I didn't know we had assigned a bizzaro /a/ day

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>>150463099
>Bird hips
While I do agree with you, let's not forget about her feet.

>>150463415
Some of us have ugly,hambeast sisters.

I'd sooner fuck my brother.

>>150462757
Koyomi wants to give everyone preferably loli the D

>>150463415
3D faggot

>>150463503
But her hips are the best part.

>>150463525
>I'd sooner fuck my brother.
Well that's a given
>>150463544
And even then Cat can't get laid

>>150463415
my sister's a cunt though so nah I'm good.

>>150460428
Id fuck my sister if she wasnt a massive cunt.

>>150463576
Why not both?

>>150463577
>Well that's a given

Trust me, if all sisters were like mine, more than half of the male population would turn gay.

Why does she wear panties? You're not supposed to wear panties with a kimono.

>>150460392
Thank you hungry skeleton

>>150460428
This man knows

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>>150463166
Please let me have her for at least one day per hairstyle!

>>150460428
When have the japanese tried to make you fuck your own sister?

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>>150464144
Which Bird is best bird and why is it hime cut

>>150463503
Bird is the comfiest

>>150464237
I still think short hair with yellow kimono is the cutest and fluffiest.

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>>150464237
All birds are beautiful but short bob and long hair are the best

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Bird is the best.

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>>150464237
I like the super long hair she had in Tsuki.

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>>150463415
what tags should i use other than "sister" and "english" to find the source?

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Short haired bird is the bestest.

>>150460428
Because its not as big of a taboo in Japan as it is in the west. That and mothers relieve their stressed sons after school sometimes.

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>>150464237
For me is pic related, but this one >>150464375 with the pink kimono comes pretty close, and in third it would be her hairstyle in Tsuki.

>>150460428
>tfw no imouto

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>>150464571
Of course, I'm not saying she isn't cute with the other hairstyles, she's cute in any way. It's just that I find those the cutest.

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>>150464909
All birds are miracles of the universe

>>150465001
That counts as sex right?

>>150465356
Foreplay maybe?

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>>150465584
Are you not here to praise best girl Tsukihi??

>>150463137
>>150463211
>>150463212
>>150463249
It's a tinytrip meme from /fit/ newfags

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>>150464460
These I guess

>>150465871
Nope im here to talk about how I lost my virginity to a hot 3D babe.

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>>150465584
Fuck off to whatever you crawled from, newfaggot

>>150463745
Yours happen to have purple dye in her hair, be a fat lard, and a tumblrite, too?

I'd do my auntthough.

>>150466098
What the fuck are you talking about? Are you retarded?

>>150462376
Which episode is this from again? I can't find it. I want to rewatch it for reasons.

>>150466222
Tsuki. Though it sounds like you could do with a rewatch of the entire series.

>>150466301
I haven't actually watch any of it since Tsuki. I'm a lapsed anime watcher at this point.

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>>150466230
You are being way more cancerous than the thing you think you're complaining about, autist. Stop shitposting

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Would her hymen instantly regenerate and make her realize her own powers?

>>150462763
;_;

My sister has cancer, should I fuck her before she dies?

>>150461993
t. ahmed

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>>150466491
Look for the ones dressed as Shimakaze. Bonus points if it's a trap. Double Bonus: Get fucked in the ass yourself, fucking cancer

>>150464151
During the late evening hours from watching Oreimo.

>>150460428
I think this would be the case if you had a normal sister.
Having a sister who's even bigger weeb than me, who actually introduced me anime and taught me Japanese, things were a bit different for us.

>>150466939
>things were a bit different for us.
Let me stop you right there before you derail this thread even further.

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>>150467044
Not going into details, anon. I'm not that big of a faggot.

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>>150467138
Oh, sorry for doubting you then. You're a pretty nice guy!

>>150460428
>no one actually wants to fuck their sister

Don't say that, my brother still might.

>>150467328
Hiroshima is murdering the image server. It's time to learn when to use a jpeg. You want to do it for 99% of anime screenshots.

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>>150467419
Works fine for me. :^)

>>150460428
People want to fuck horses, corpses, floor tiles and, not to put too fine a point on it, their own parents. But wanting to fuck your sister seems that unbelievable to you?

Your sister is a 3DPD no matter how hard you stupid normalfags in denial try to deny it.

>>150462472
>Only people without moms would think moms are sexy
Your statement is just as stupid as the above, let that sink in a bit.

>>150466633
lol mad virgin

>>150467471
bird is best girl

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>>150465871
>tumblr gif

>>150466561

Yes, make her feel special anon.

>>150469475
Are you okay buddy?

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>>150469866
No, my tooth hurts.

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>>150469974
You poor thing. Get well soon, ok? ;^)
You should know that for your waifu you should even walk through hell itself if necessary.

>>150471158
Those are some big balls

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>>150470036
Truly, the purest girl there is

How can Arararagi even resist brushing her teeth?

Why does she have fried egg in hair

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Finally got around to updating that Monogatari site I did a while back:

http://galax.moe/monogatari/

Also we all know Bee is the better sister.

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>>150471404
Why don't you, anon?

>>150462164
All three?
Me too.

>>150460292
She didn't say that. It was the otaku manchild who wrote the script that said that.

>>150471445
Even though I disagree on your choice regarding the better fire sister, that site looks really neat.

Great work!

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>bird a best

Yeah, no. Imagine waking up and seeing this mug every morning. Every morning she gets right up in your face and starts squawking about some shit or whatever and screaming and you wake up and push her off and she races around your room a few times and if you're lucky she forgot the knife or sharp object she usually brings to chase you into the bathroom so you take a shower before breakfast where she squawks and squawks some more about inane bullshit until you're about ready to snap her neck but then it's time for school and you race off but you're 4 blocks down the road and can still hear her because as it turns out she's been following you since her classes start an hour after yours and she follows you to school and demands you hold her hand all the way to the front door and you feel like a huge dork and the girl you like is standing there watching the whole time and you can't figure out if she thinks you're retarded or some kind of incest loving fuck.

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>>150471576
See what you do is fuck her hard and fast and keep getting in her space and clinging to her.
People naturally want what rejects them, so the less you reject her and the more into her you get, the less she'll have to try, and eventually she'll stop trying at all. Then you'll slowly break away when it's clear she's not happy about you clinging to her anymore. People will ALWAYS get bored with eachother.

Taken from a master of burning bridges. I've ruined more friendships than you can count.

>>150471576
Sounds pretty good to me

>>150463137
I've been here 6 years and this is honestly the first time I've ever heard that one

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>>150471501
I want to fuck this Araragi stack.

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>>150471501
>>150471736
>Only three
>Missing out on Ara ara Araragi

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>>150471158

>>150471736
Why's karen talking about elephants?

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Will birb end up being taller than koyomi?

>>150471964
I'll tell you when you're older, Shirou.

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>>150471999
Isn't he canonically smaller than his shitty japanese car?
Nice trips btw

>>150471736
araragi is hung like an elephant

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>>150471576
> Not wanting to wake and see this cute little face right beside you.
> Not wanting to talk about all that crazy shit.
> Not wanting to read manga together.
> Not wanting to get into a fight and end it all with a kiss.
You have problems.

>>150471894
Thanks!

>>150472157
>beetle
>japanese car

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>>150472157
He's at least 11 inches taller than a vw in Hana.

>>150474471
So was that car impounded from some yakuza that didn't pay his parents his monthly 'fee'? Or are they in bed with them and the car was a gift from one the yakuza bosses?

>>150471782
I would love to have my way with their mom.

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>>150474471
Finally Senjougahara, we were Trainspotting.

>>150475029
lewd

>>150462961
>>150462995
>Bird
>Bee
>The birds and the bees
>They wear eggs on their heads

Holy shit

>>150475029
Bird doesn't have big ugly cowtits tho.

>>150460428
it's good comedy though

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>>150475570
I posted from the thumbnails of my folder
;-;

I'm going to fertilize Bird's eggs.

>>150475758
Get in line.

>>150475826
I thought the line was snake's thing.

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Oh no! Birb is in danger!
Quick anon, save her!

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>>150460428
I want to watch other people fuck their sister.

>>150476204
Yeah, I would want her only for myself if possible.

>>150475029
Whats the point of drawing non-canon rule 34?
Why not draw her with brown skin at the same time?

>>150460428
This argument is so fucking dumb. Do you think only people without mothers have a mother-son incest or something?

>>150476422
Funny thing is, she looks good with that hairstyle and big boobs. I don't think she would look as good with cowtits and another hairstyle. Also, would love to see a softly sunkissed Tsukihi.

>>150460428
my sister wants to fuck me but i have to be a responsible oni chan!

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>>150475029
>>150475653
M-MODS

PLEASE DO NOT LEWD BIRB

>>150460428
DUDE (You) LMAO

I'd want to fuck my sister if she was anything like the typical chinese cartoon imouto. American sjw sisters aren't very attractive. Also, I prefer onee-sans.

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>>150463745
>not having a perfect onee-chan and two perfect imoutos
You sure are missing out

>>150464144
When is twin tails a thing? Don't remember at all?

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>>150465879
>mind break
>slave

>>150477712
One episode in Koyomimonogatari.

>>150462745
I unironically say that my imouto is cute in front of my mother and her.
Was called siscon in school back then.

>>150477812
I still call my 10 year old sister cute
I'm also the only one able to still hold her, and also who still does. Not that she's big my dad is just too old to have her on his shoulders

>>150477866
>having a father whose alive
Well look at this elitist.

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>>150462745
The fact that you think about it at all says that you are interested. If you think about her enough, you will eventually break the purely psychological effect that is holding you back

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>>150476248
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT SORT OF HELL YOU HAVE JUST RAISED YOU INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT?! I WILL END YOU AND EVERYONE YOU KNOW YOU WORTHLESS FUCKING ANT! I WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR AND THEN BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY ONE BY ONE BEFORE I SKIN YOU ALIVE AND FORCE FEED YOU YOUR OWN SHIT! I WILL MAKE YOU BEG FOR DEATH AND WHEN I FINALLY GRANT IT TO YOU IT WILL ONLY BE AFTER EVERY SINGLE SYNAPSE IN YOUR TINY, PATHETIC BRAIN HAS BEEN OVERLOADED WITH A PAIN MORE INTENSE THAN ANYONE HAS EVER EXPERIENCED!

>>150478693
t. koyomi

>>150463211

So is Alabama and Louisiana yet I never see those places spammed acrossed 4chan.