This guy walks up and slaps your waifu's ass. What do you do?

Tell the kid he's got guts. Puncture said guts with my schlong. No homo. Do a 360 and walk away without my waifu, who has now been tainted by another being's touch.

become a gay furry

>>150456739
Give him a high five for having good taste.

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>>150456739
She kills him, I don't need to do anything.

>>150456739
Punch him into another dimension.

>>150456739
Beat my chest while yelling as loud as i can, if he don't back off i bash him with my club.

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>>150456739

She'd beat him up, would be funny though given the same VA.

These fuckers were the best part of Amagi.

Can someone explain the Glasslip meme to me? What was so bad about the show?

>>150456739
Cut of all of its limbs so my waifu can continue her texhnolyzation hobby.

>>150456739
Higg Five him and then leave my waifu so I can go around slapping people's waifus butts with him.

Why is he slapping his own ass?

Ask him to say something in Nonaka Ai's grating hilarious voice.

fuck him

>>150456739
Stick my dick in him so I indirectly touched my waifu's ass.

>>150456739
Slap his ass.

>>150456739
How can he slap without palms?