You wake up as Hirasawa Yui. What do you do?

Wake up

>>150400227
Probably do some stuff.

I'm already a gay retard in real life so I'll fit right in.

>explain to the other girls i come from an upper dimension
>work with them so i can come back to my life
>turn K-On into a mystery drama

>>150400227
>attempt to commit sudoku
>be too dumb to commit it
>forget what I was doing
>go to school

>>150400227
Masturbate

Those who answer lewd things deserve to be banned
If I woke up as a pure anime girl like Yui, the last thing I'd do is take advantage of my position.
I'd probaly even change clothes and have showers with my eyes closed to avoid seeing things I shouldn't

>>150400227
Masturbate

Fun things, of course

>>150400227
Masturbate. Molest Ui and call it sisterly love, get all kissy with Azuslut, then introduce the Keions to Norwegian black metal.

Get my qt imouto to praise me despite not being able to do jackshit

Sleep again and wake up as Mio.

Immediately kill myself

>>150400227
touch my naughty spot

>>150400227
Drink tea and eat cake.

look up Ritsu's skirt in a completely innocent way

Either camwhore, Twitch stream, or marry a rich guy.

>literally the most attractive girl in the world now

>stay home and touch self all day so that the government doesn't experiment on me and normies don't freak out and fat weebs don't touch me

>>150400227
Get out of bed

>>150400227
molest azusa

>>150400227
Go to school and let the show play out as it is intended to. It'd be a comfy life as a keion and I want friends for once.

Also masturbate furiously, and smell other keions shoes and socks "because it's funny xd"

>>150400227
Go to school and _hug Mio.

Cute things

>>150400227
consult ui about what kind of benefits I can get for mental disability in nipland
then become neet

>>150400227
Masturbate

>>150400227
Go to school

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>>150400227
I go and savagely molest Ui. Parents are never home anyway and Ui would probably enjoy getting molested by Yui. Even if she doesn't, who is going to believe Yui is a rapist?

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>>150403669
Delete this.

masturbate

>>150400227

Seduce a rich, fat and balding old man and be married to him! Ui will be his second wife!

Eat cake

>>150400227
Go back to sleep and hopefully wake up to be Mugi

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>>150400227
Fuck Yui, I want to express my gratitude - for once, somebody actually used the correct naming convention.

Thank you.

Be forever depressed for not having a gaming pc.

Romance mio i guess.

>>150404369
I just want to play skyrim and maybe gta v in low setting.

>>150400227
I kill all the other shitty moeblobs in the most messy and brutal way possible, then myself.

>>150404369
>Be forever depressed for not having a gaming pc.
This is by far the biggest issue here.

Retarded Nips not knowing the concept of good games.

lose some weight because all keions are fat

>>150402154
Go to school and bully Mio.

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>>150400227
Take a bath with friends

>>150404679
Those ass sizes aren't canon.

>>150401990
>normies
Fuck off.

>>150404612
You are blind

>>150404679
Kuso pic

>>150404754
https://www.sankakucomplex.com/2015/04/03/top-20-chubby-girls-of-anime/
>3. Ui Hirasawa
>4/5. Mio Akiyama

>>150400227
Oh god, waking up as a Japanese girl suddenly unable to speak or read Japanese? Everyone would wonder why I suddenly became retarded and I would probably be sent to mental care or something.

>>150404841
>top 20 chubby girls of anime
>Ui

>>150400227
Genuflect

>>150404990
>Everyone would wonder why I suddenly became retarded
Nah I think you're good

>>150400253
CAN'T WAKE UP

>>150400512
>>150403669
these desu. Ui needs to be put in her place.

>>150404990
At least you can speak english

>>150400227
Kill myself

>>150400227
Try on school outfit and look up my own skirt
take pictures and masturbate to them later

>>150400227
Get a gym membership and eat, grow, lift, sleep

>>150400227
play giita

>>150400227
Touch myself and masturbate for a while then i will proceed to live my life as a cute girl.

>>150400227
Find out what happened after University ended

>>150400227
not commit suicide

Have sex with every keion.

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force mugi to eat her own eyebrows

>you will never play shitty 80s speed metal with the keions
>you will never smack ritsu's forehead with drumsticks
>you will never go goth with your teacher
>you will never have friends who have the same interests as you, and will probably die alone
>you will never play slayer songs on mugi's yacht while going at maximum speed

RIP me

>>150400227
Masturbate.

>>150400227
Go hug Mugi.

>>150405086
It's big sister's job to be in charge of the household without parents, so Ui will need to learn obedience.

>>150400227
>>Molest Ui
>>Rape Azusa
>>Fuck Mugi
>>Make out with Mio
>>Rape Azusa again
>>Ignore Ritsu

Being fucked by old man and make Yuifags in mass suicide

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run to school an hour earlier by mistake, while I have toast in my mouth
you're now aware on episode 1, Yui ran by Mugi getting off the train, and then by Mio and Ritsu while they were window-shopping

>>150400312
hahahahaha

Lewding the keions should be punishable by death.

>>150408395
They are young, blooming flowers anon. It's a natural thing to happen.

>>150408201

we know

>>150404679
this artist can't draw proper butss and crotch

or at least,well looking ones

>>150408481
no you didn't, don't lie

>>150400227
Smell my pantyhouse.

>>150408572
I am his childhood friend+neighbor+classmate+crush, i can confirm it and i ran to him

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You've seen that episode/chapter where Yoshikage Kira steals and assume Kosaku Kawajiri's dentity?

Yeah, like that.

>>150400227
Marry Mugi, she's hot and rich.

>>150408201
Damn... Really makes you think

>>150408201
>you're now aware on episode 1, Yui ran by Mugi getting off the train, and then by Mio and Ritsu while they were window-shopping

WOW,my whole existence makes sense now,thanks anon

>>150408201
Where is the evidence

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>>150400227
Rub that minge like there's no tommorah

>>150400512
I wonder if Ritsu could even play drums for metal.

>>150400227
Molest Ritsu.

today is a good day to start a christmas rewatch of k-on lads, finishing up with the movie on xmas day.

>>150400227
start playing with ui's butt

saving this thread with a bump

>>150408201
Lies

>>150410225
Yes!

>>150400227
play a sweet riff with guita

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>>150400227
eviscerate anybody who even thinks about bullying mio

>>150409425
Her kit isn't big enough for it.

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Turn HTT into a 80s Doom metal band in vein of Saint Vitus.