How do we stop them?

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It's just the way of nature, can't be helped.

>>150297451
By not listening to shitty music like rock.

>>150297451

Is this reverse candy wagon?

>>150297451
This isn't fair. I know how they work, they'll lead you into the van, then tie you up then use you as their dildo, then once their done with you, they're gonna threaten you and say that you raped them if you ever call out to them if you see them again.

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>>150297552
Onii-chan, could you possibly be a bigger faggot?

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>>150297451
>How do we stop them?

>>150297451
>Rock CD's

but I'm more into EDM, deep house and techno

>>150297652
>open 24 hours
Shit that meatpacking factory needs to get unionized. They must be getting shit wages and shit hours if they're open at all hours of the day.

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>>150297451
You forgot just one little detail.

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I can only say that it is fortunate that the anons, who never learned that going with strangers is a bad thing, safely made it into adulthood.
Don't recklessly trust people you don't know.

>>150297662
You have the most faggy taste in music I've ever seen

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>>150297786
Who's driving?
Another loli?
How can they see the road?
How can they press the pedal?
God save us

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>>150297605
oh god
OH GOD
It's true!
I had repressed that memory. But every time I see a pair of panties with a bear on them I can hear the laughter of little girls a sigh and ejaculate uncontrollably while weeping.

>>150297786
>>150297609
Listen to more music

>>150297605
It was years ago, I was just walking along, minding my business while on my way home from work. Suddenly, a dark, nondescript van with "free beer" scrawled on the side slowly creeps up from behind me. The window rolls down and staring at me is a young blue-haired girl with pigtails, maybe about 9 years old, eyeing me up suspiciously. She calls out in a slightly hushed voice:
-"Hey... Hey buddy. You want some classic rock cd's? I've got a ton in the back."
I was told never to speak to little girls I didn't know, but the offer was so enticing I foolishly replied
"R-really? D-do you have The Beatles? O-or maybe Bob Seger?"
She chuckled darkly, "Oh yeah, I've got everything. The Who, Floyd, Tom Petty, you name it. But you'll have to hop in the back here if you want me to give them to you."
I knew I should have ran, but part of me was too scared of what she might do if I said no, as I walked to the back I could swear I saw her licking her lips out of the corner of my eye.
As I reached for the handle the doors suddenly flung open and about five lolis reached out and grabbed me.
I screamed as loud as I could, but one of them gagged me with her panties and they pulled me in with their mighty loli strength.
They pinned me down, as I struggled I heard one of them say "Sit on the bitch's face, Sanae. Shut him the fuck up".
Suddenly my vision was then completely obscured and my screams muffled by pink softness, with what looked like a cartoon bear's face on the back.
As tears rolled down my cheeks they laughed at my pointless struggle. It was at that point I realized there really was no rock.

>>150297451
>Rock CDs
I prefer Eurobeat.

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>>150297812
moon loli

>>150297709
yeah okay, nice opinion loli

I'm still not getting in the van

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>tfw there were no Rolling Stones

They fucking tricked me again

>>150297870
YOU listen to more music you stupid nigger. Rock music and the Rock genre are completely different things, the later being included in the former.

>>150297786
Y-you got Jar of Flies in there?

>>150297534
this is hilarious

that ignorant bastard

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>>150298010
What if I told you I had strobe lights and stepmania set up in the van?

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>>150298179
......
Do you have a mist machine?

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>1995
>worked as a detective for the local PD
>got a new colleague who transferred in from another city
>We shared my office
>I hope he's not a scumbag - I thought
>didn't take long to get our first case together
>it was about an obese man who ate too much apparently
>We found an horrendous amount of empty plates of strawberry short cakes
>closer inspection revealed, that he was force fed
>questioning unveiled that he gained some serious weight due to the forced feeding
>felt like the beginning of a series of crimes
>I didn't like that due to my impending vacation with relatives
>had an argument about that with the chief and my colleague. He got reassigned and I kept working on this case
>found some good leads
>The word gluttony hidden behind the fridge
>my colleague got assigned to a pretty strange case
>a guy had to watch while someone played Frisbee with his vinyl collection of Elvis Presley and Arrowhead collection
>there was one single detail that stood out
>a single word left behind by the delinquent
>greed
>after some careful information gathering we both got some leads to a possible suspect
>after arriving at his resident, we quickly found out that he was a victim as well
>sleeping in his bed, with panties over his face
>On the wall above him we found the word sloth
>the whole scene revealed that he was strapped to the bed, forced to smell freshly washed panties for an entire year
>you can imagine in what kind of state his mind and body would be after such torment
>a horrible sight
>beside the bed, on a night stand, we discovered a glass of juice, a pack of Pocky and home made cookies arranged for whoever would enter
>He was toying with us
>investigation brought us to a new suspect
>the family plate read San

Just thinking about the stuff that happened afterwards is driving me crazy.

>>150298817
>What's in the fucking bag, little girl!?

>>150298018
I should have known it was harder to get into a Blind Guardian concert.

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>>150297451
I don't get it. What's the problem here? A nice little girl is sharing something. Isn't that a good thing?

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>>150299163
What a young innocent mind, you are yet to know the true horror of little girls

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>they had what I wanted
>but in 64kbps mono mp3 only

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They said they had Pearl Jam
But then they grabbed my ham

Ban lolis

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>>150297552
Wew lad

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>>150298090
Shut up i've listened to more music than you

>>150298018
I thought it was adults offering kids brown sugar

>>150297662
>>150297870
>>150298868
Seems underage people can't appreciate classic /a/ culture.

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>>150299887
>classic /a/ culture

It's just memes.

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You dont, you bear the pain.

>>150297700
It's all an automated process.

>>150297700
Morning shift/day shift/night shift.

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>>150297451

You don't.

>>150297451
Sorry, I only listen to eurobeat

I only listen to Wagner.

>>150297702
underrated

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>>150303477
Excellent taste.

I don't want to stop them.

>>150304754
Anon, how can a single human be so fucking stupid? The title and author are literally in the image; are you actually a robot that simply decries "source" when confronted with any image that may be a manga?

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Put edamame in their sake.

Lolis kidnapped my son. What should I do?

I just took my eye off of him for a moment to pay for browse some CDs and they took off with him, my wallet, and my keys.

>>150297451
>Rock CD's
But I'm more into synthwave, J-pop and black metal.

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>>150304904
There is only one solution, send out the boogeyman to kill them all.

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>''All fucking lolis must be hanged!''
Was that really necessary?

>>150297609
>>150297870
>>150298090
>>150299717
>>150299887
>>150300481
I listen to more extreme shit, neurofunk, drumstep, darkstep, breakcore, hardcore, speedcore, darkcore, gabber, drill and step, dark ambient, industrial dnb, heavy jungle, neurohop, garrage uplifting trance

>>150300481
>It's just memes.
the closest to culture you can get today

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>Listening to junk music engineered by Jewish producers to corrupt the minds of an entire generation

I remember when it happened to me, the shame was unbearable....

When my daughter learned about it she blamed me for what happened, she said I must have been leading them on by dressing in those short sleeve shirts that showed off my fluffy arm hair and that I was practically asking for it in jeans that accented by fat ass. Hearing that from her brought a whole new dimension of fear to my world, that even my own darling daughter could see me as a sexual object that way.

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>>150305035
A motto to live by.

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>no loli has ever stopped to offer me some Alan Lamb
I still have hope.

What's with this 'music taste' meme. I don't remember seeing it at all in previous threads.

>>150305235
Hey look, a conspiracy theoriesd!

Sorry this is a loli thread

Also something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBEA-KsNS4c takes at least l one month/two to make

>>150305235
>Listening to a bombastic retard who wrote for an instrument that didn't exist because he wanted things to be louder instead of more subtle

>>150297451
>Rock

I'm sorry, I only listen to dark ambient and glitch hop.

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>>150297451
>driving to anything besides Eurobeat

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>>150305585
This

>>150305419
>About 20 hours of source material was recorded using contact microphones on telephone wires over a cumulative period of 10 days in November 1981 ("Primal Image") and April 1983 ("Beauty").

Oh, so this is the big-boy version of biting on a rubberband, stretching it and flicking it with your fingers?

>>150297451
happened to me once. they baited me with "unreleased neutral milk hotel"
before i knew it i was held down by 5 lolis
while another stood over me. she took off her pink panties, revealing a tiny cock and forcing it into my mouth
i still get nightmares and wake up crying. thank god my wife has been really supportive through all of this

>>150305585
Who said anything about driving?

>>150297702
NICE-desune

>>150305653
>dark ambient, field recordings, and drone are at the bottom
Is it really all that weird to really enjoy this stuff? I want a cute girl to sit quietly with me and listen to some good drone.

>>150305784
She's leading him to a vehicle. THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ME.

>>150305653
I only listen to anime and video game music, where am I?

>>150297812
>>150297812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PGMcDlE5d4

>>150305893
In a coma

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>>150305971
dang

Good thing I only listen to weeb music

>>150306068
you missing out a lot, small boy. Well if I tell you few nip edm/composers artists will it enlighten your listening experience?

>>150305762
Fuck, they got me that way, as well.
>Orange Twin Field Works: Volume II
It was too good for me. They played it on the great speakers that the car had, and one of the girls let me lie on her lap.
I had accidentally fallen asleep!

I woke up immediately after I realized that, but I didn't move. I was making myself drool more so I could get some of it down the girl's pants. She was looking at the beautiful mountain scenery out of the window, she won't realize that I'm doing this on purpose.
And then..it finally reached. The loli screamed out and pushed me. I screamed - half in surprise, half on purpose
>what the fuck?!
They veered to the right side of the road, stopped for a second, and in that split second, they opened the car window, shoved my head through, and they rose it. The window was pressing HARD on my fucking throat, I felt like something was about to snap. I could, at least breath, though.

They started riding the car FAST, over the god damned speed limit, and the driver lady drove extremely close to the shrubs to the right, my face got constantly hit with branches.

THEN, they fucking took off my pants, and started doing something with my butthole. I farted in a sad attempt to drive them away, but that only made the angrier.

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>>150305315
>Alan Lamb
Woah. Thanks, anon.

>>150305653
Sorry, but there are artists like current value, rawthang, dom n ronald, that evolved from industrial, old school abstraction/dnb/jungle (level 4) to new modern hardcore/neuro (level 2). Tell something about it. Unless it's belong to mathshit

>>150305739
It's time to move out of this stone age, grandpa. Also the reason why people listen to these type of music is for getting out of this harsh reality.

You tell me why there are artworks with amazing environments/sincere and shit, the same with this type of music.

>>150305035
>>''
What did he mean by this?

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lolis scare the shit out of me

i hope there isnt' a single one lurking this thread

>>150306182
I remember that one of the lolis, the one who sat next to the driver wore an incredible pair of pantyhose. She tried to say something to me, but the head loli was driving the car pretty damn fast, I could hear none of it. Well, actually, I heard something about staying in the car, and punishment, but nothing detailed.
Something large and mostly dry began entered my ass. It went in very slowly, and very harshly - picture sandpaper rubbing on sandpaper. There were no signs that it was going to stop going deeper, either.
Her toes were frantically moving around, trying to expand my butthole. Luckily, I had performed an enema earlier that day - this is my tiny secret. I always do one, every day - just in case I got raped; I want to enjoy it, but I want the person doing the raping to enjoy it as well.

She hit a weird place with her foot. It hurt like a bitch. I wiggled my hips, and she pressed even deeper.

>>150306541
You should make sure your doors are locked.

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>>150306630

impossible! lolis are small and tiny, they can't open doors, r-right?

>>150306685
They can fit through the dog doors.

>>150306685

they can if they stand on another lolis shoulders.

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>>150306706
>>150306829

please stop, you are scaring me guys

>>150306706
Ha, good luck entering my home then! I don't have a dog door.

Hold on a minute, though. I have a tiny window in the toilet room. I live on the 6th floor, as well.
She can't possibly climb from the outside and enter the toilet, right?
Crap, I'm at my weakest there - they're surely going to take advantage of that. Fuck.

>>150305653

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNa88cEOv1M

What about a level beyond transcendence?

>just discovered the internet and find some dad chatrooms
>meet a really cool guy who knows everything about music, BBQs, and the superbowl
>we become good friends and he invites me over for a beer, tells me to meet him in a park
>think its kind of odd but always wanted a real bro
>when I get there I see nothing but a group of little girls, but I stupidly don't turn back
>one of them tells me their daddy sent them to get me, and I should get in their van
>feeling a little nervous at this point but don't know any better
>the back of the van has no seats, its just me and a bunch of lolis sitting around. Some of them snicker softly when they look at me but theres nothing I can do
>eventually the van arrives somewhere quiet, I can't see where we are because of no windows
>the lolis advance me
>forced head pats
>getting hugged from multiple directions
>don't know whats going on. I start to cry
>they start taking photos of me. They tell me they'll show everyone if I don't do what they say
>try to keep myself together as the hugs and headpats go on, hands getting tired, getting gang hugged and split hugged from every direction
>once all of them have had their fill, they boot me out of the van like a used napkin
>stagger my way home
>they spread the pictures anyway and everyone now thinks I'm a dirty slut who will pat anyone
>my daughter leaves me after she finds out how soiled i've been
>lolis give me leery looks on the street

>>150306865
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. They're going to kick me in the back of my head, while I'm not expecting it. They're going to tie me up and make me lick the floor. They're going to torture me! FUCK. Fuck. Fuck.

I should fucking cement that fucking window, fuck ventilation - I want safety, fuck! Fuck fucking fresh fucking air, fucking fucking fuck fuck fucking fucked kckdfkkdfkdvkfuckdfuckfckfcuckfigiaigfuckdfusfsuckafjiaduccciga0iqwcfk

>>150297451
Give me Nick Cave or get lost.

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>>150307006
Forgot picture. Never get in the van /a/.

I remember that time when a schoolbus full of lolis assaulted my appartement 4 years ago.
There was nothing I could do, they came prepared, my door didn't last 4 seconds. They did try the girlscout tactic though, I'd watch out for that.
but I acted dead and tried to resist the urge to moan from the 9mm bullet casings they were shoving into my (at the time) very tightly shut anus
They got bored after only 6 hours.
I think I got lucky

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Think I heard some loli girls listening to Andy Stott yesterday, surely my imagination, right? God, why wasn't I the one they caught? I would've been a way better toy for them.
>captcha: verboten road

>>150297870
muh idm
muh mongol throat singing

>>150307138
pleb

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU JEEEEEEEESUSSSSSSSS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST

>>150306264
You're welcome, anon!

Which loli is the best for listening Current 93 and Death in June with?

>>150298246
Yes, now get in the fucking van you little shit.

>>150307138
Luxury problems is better.

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Why are lolis so hard to headpat?

>>150307839
The same reason you don't have a girlfriend - you probably don't want it outright, but deep down, you know you do.

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>>150297786

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It's scientifically proved fact that lolis have best taste in music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d4C5T3hvrk

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>rock

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>>150307919
Oh fuck. If you were a loli I'd definitely gotten caught.

>>150307531
this

shut up guys, my dad told me lolis aren't real, you are only liying to me

>>150307869
What if I did have a girlfriend in the past?

>>150308183
Your dad one day will give you "the talk"

lolicore is the only thing i listen to

crin ;^)

>>150308213
>>150307869
Fuck off

/a/ is ded

>>150308264
What if it was a 2D girlfriend?

>>150308183
Many parents find it hard to talk about predatory lolis, but they do exist. Stay frosty out there, stronger men than you have become victims in the blink of an eye.

>>150305653
Guess I'm level 0 for acapella and classical music right?

>>150308314
what if (spoiler)fuck off faggot(/spoiler)

I have a killer migraine; can anybody recommend a gentle album?

>>150305653
Throat Singing is from Tuva not Tibot or the Mongols.

>>150308392
Not him, but right back at you, newfag.

>>150308392
Do I fit in guise????

>>150308420
Nah but I got some at my house. I'll send some *people* to pick you up. Look for the solid white van with no windows.

>>150308468
Oh, that sounds good. Looking forward to that.

>>150308420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYaRV6EwI3U

>>150308448
>>150308465
thanks ;o)

>>150297451
I'm going to boko boko this slut

>>150308497
Yes! That's what I was looking for. Really damn soothing - I am sure to be a reborn man once I finish that album.

I hear that if a loli gets you to drink her pee, you become a full lolicon and can't get it up to ordinary women.

It's just a rumor, right? I've been on full-paranoia mode whenever I go out, making sure a loli doesn't try to pee in one of my drinks and taint me.

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>>150297451

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>>150297586
No, there is a 6'3" nigger with 12" shlong in the wan.
Her pussy is already destroyed and this onii-chan ass is next.

>>150297451
Do you have Heye Lewis and The News

>>150304904
Is anyone bad enough dude to save him?

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>>150298817
>>closer inspection revealed, that he was force fed

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>>150299163
Yeah, she'll sell videoproof of your illegal activites to the KGB and they'll turn you into on-demand expendable drone for some suicide mission or clobbering leftist journalists over the head.

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What if I want to be kidnapped

>>150297451
Stop who? The mods?

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>>150306541
There was this thread about you waking up and finding a Illya sleeping next to you.
>What do?
I'd shit myself over a mob lynching me over pedophile suspicions or cops beating me half to death even without any proof.
The loli hysteria is real.

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>>150308682

>>150309092
What? I'm feeling something?
That can't be right. I've been so careful this whole time, there's no way a loli could have peed in one of my drinks...
Wait, at the coffee shop, that one loli talked to me about classic rock and I was turned toward her. Then she ended really abruptly and said she had to go meet with her twin sister. She must have been distracting me while her sister took my coffee and...

OH NO

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I am going to fuck Lala

>>150297451
Is this from some korean comic with NTR?

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>>150297534
>sadpanda
>Satsuki Itsuka
>Wild Kingdom
>0 hits
Other manga of this author is there alright.
Maybe it's part of some anthology comic?

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>>150309269
>at the coffee shop, that one loli

>>150309332
Yep, Satsuki Itsuka Theatre
Have fun.

>>150309269
>there's no way a loli could have peed in one of my drinks...
Stay away from us or you'll contaminate our safe space!

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>>150297451
You can't.

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>>150309390
>Satsuki Itsuka Theatre
T-Thanks anon!

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Shame on you

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>>150309480
Also it's an edit or a real manga?

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>>150297451
>How do we stop them?
You can't. What has this country become.

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>>150309561

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>>150309563
Augmented reality loli hunt mobile game when?
>>150309590
Thanks anon.

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>>150309590

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>>150309590
>based yandex
>now in 4chan-X
>google reverse image search going to shit

>>150309385
>>150309416
You guys gotta help me! Do you know what'll happen to me if this goes on? I'll have to sell myself on that street to any dirty loli that wants me to get my fix. I'll be spending every night in pink bedrooms surrounded by toys and letting those girls use me because it's the only thing that makes me feel good. I'll be nothing but a meatstick for lolis!

What about my future? What about my dreams?

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>>150297451
Don't own a Prius, otherwise all the local lolis will target you.

>>150309714
Fuck your life! I still have my pure family! Luckily I have cute shota sons and...

Where'd they get to? Oh god.. It's already happening!

>go to park
>see loli sitting on a bench swinging her legs back and forth because they don't reach the ground
>she's eating ice cream

I knew it was a trap, but I still went over. Why /a/? Why was I such a fool?

>>150305893
There is some really good video game music though, nothing to be ashamed of.

>>150297786
>Not using King Crimson or Rainbow

Shit b8 try harder next time

>>150307531
>>150308070
>not We Stay Together
come the fuck on

My email and phone number got leaked. Now I get bothered all the time by lolis asking for dick pics and making lewd, objectifying remarks. I'm so scared. What do I do?

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>>150310683

>>150307531
Each track of Luxury Problems is perfect by itself, I won't argue there.

But don't tell me your dick didn't feel funny after hearing the title track - which itself came after 4 tracks of amazing nigger bongo drums which sounded as if they were recorded with the cheap mic of a phone's headphones, repeatedly recorded onto tape, then that tape itself got submerged in salty sea water for week, and after that, let to dry extensively in 40 (celsius) degrees temperature for days. AND after that, the magnetic tape material itself got scratched at repeated intervals with very fine grit sandpaper.

It's almost as if you were having the shittiest life, and suddenly you'd become successful - you'd found a job which gives you a lot of money, you've settled down, and your baby were just born.

>>150311794
Why is this my favorite pic from this whole thread?

>>150311841
Because you're a lolicon?

>>150311841
It oozes innocence?

>>150311903
Yes.

>>150311920
And yes, probably that's it. Innocence is the best part of a loli after the delicious bodies of course.

>>150312027
How can you admit to being a lolicon so easily? Isn't there a sense of shame?

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>>150312027

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>>150312127
Neither do boats.

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>>150311001
What the fuck am I listening to

>>150312064
What shame is in liking the purest and most innocent form of love?

>>150312127
Boats are the ones without them, they are unprotected by law.

>>150312274
It is taboo to love the loli, and you will be outcast if it is ever discovered. Aren't you scared of being a lolicon for those reasons?

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>>150312407
No one has to know except anons, and you can't be scarred of something you already are anyway, better embrace it.

>>150312513
But isn't it better to try to lock those feelnigs away than accept them? For your safety?

>>150300481
You do know what a meme actually is right? And that any given culture in the world is just a collection of memes?

>>150312407
If you are already a lolicon, there is not much you can do. Be bitter about it or enjoy it without people knowing, those are your choices.

>>150312762
But if you enjoy it there's a chance someone could find out one day. That's a big risk.

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>>150312616
And stop myself from loving loli?
No thanks, I would rather kill myself before arriving that conclusion.

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>>150312616
Yes, a time bomb waiting to explode. That could never backfire.

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>>150297451
got some Pugh's Place in there, nigger?

>>150312801
Do you never use a car because you might have an accident in it?
Same thing, you just need to drive safely.

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>>150312892
horrible analogy

What happens when some drunk asshole rams you on the side? Okay, this is up to me.

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>>150312804
>>150312826
>>150312892
I guess all it boils down to is liking loli makes me feel like I'm a bad person

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>>150313065
You will stop giving a shit eventually.

>>150305088
don't worry anon you're not alone. I share your taste and your animeme ways. It's not often but it's nice to know i'm not the only f/a/ggot who isn't /mu/ cancer

>>150313004
And you will stop using cars just because of it?
Might as well never drink water since it could be poisoned.

>>150313065
>having good taste makes me feel like a bad person
What a drama queen.

>>150313085
Bubukka lolis are way too lewd.

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>>150313227
yea, but lets not talk about it

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>>150313065
There is absolutely nothing wrong with liking cute little girls, they are the best.

>>150309563
>What has this country become.
My swedish friend, of course...

>>150313256
Headpats are a meme, they don't exist in real life

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>>150313085
looking at lolis doesn't normally make me feel like a criminal, but Bubukka is one of the few artists that makes me feel like I'm committing a crime

>>150304904
Unless you have a very particular set of skills, you may be out of luck.

>>150310733
Get your number changed. Your provider can do it for a fee. No need to do this, unless it is purely recreational.

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>>150313350
Neither 2d lolis.

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>>150313350
Then force them into reality.

>>150312268
Shit in audio form.

>>150313350
For you only, I used to give a lot of headpats, I even recieved a couple of them.

>>150313377
Whats the album in the front?

>>150313377
At least his lolis are very happy.

>>150300481
>I don't know that a meme is

>>150313468
I want to know what a meme is

>>150313434
That's rape. How would you feel if a random loli held your hand and interwined her fingers with yours?

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>>150313507
STOP

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>>150313446
https://youtu.be/b8UfqlwiJOk

>>150300481
Then what would you call the culture of a forum board where posts disappear in days, if not the things that we keep reposting about?

>>150306185
???

>>150313666
The purest form of love.

>>150313666
Beautiful, isn't it?

>>150313698
That's not the love between a father and his daughter

>>150312804
Loli is wrong.

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>>150313065

>>150297875
I can't believe I read this and laughed

>>150312892
>Do you never use a car because you might have an accident in it?
Yes. Accident can happen because of someone else.

>>150312616
Yes, repression worked so well for the gays, let's make the pedos do it as well.

>>150313065
Why? There's nothing wrong with loving lolis.

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>>150313350
slander

>>150314906
Is there? It feels wrong, given what they represent. Yet the boner is still there and I feel awful.

>>150315010
Nothing wrong with loving (pubescent) little girls either. So long as you aren't raping them you've done nothing wrong.

>>150314985
What whores

>>150315086
There is nothing wrong with loli rape

>>150315178
But there is with little girl rape.

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Scans never.

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>>150315178
There is a whole lot wrong with loli rape anon, and these loli rapists must be stopped before any more rock-loving men fall victim to their wiles.

>>150313889
No, loli is right.

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Don't take loli.
It's a hell of a drug.

>>150297451
>How do we stop them?
We can't it's their nature and you can't fight nature.

>>150297552
I am not sure anymore if it is bait or just retardation

>>150315520
>replying to bait
>replying to retardation

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HAHA oh man I sure am glad these kinds of thread are making a huuuuuge comeback XD!

So much epic win! So glad 4chan is getting back to its roots! Generals are teh sux!

>>150305235
>wagner
What a pleb I bet you enjoy reading goethe too you fucking faggot
Listen to some real music like bach or mozart or at least handel

>>150315497
>put that manga away
>not put your cock away
Waster opportunity

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>>150297870
>liking rock means that's the only thing I listen to

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fuzzy loli

>>150315766
Well, I'd assume he's reading a loli manga.

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>>150315672
Don't shitpost with Aosora images you piece of garbage.

Do you like jazz?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XNRQoPjPtHc

>>150315672
Remember what our beloved moot once said:
>Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
So you aren't any better than them.
Nigger.

>>150315911
Why? Is that your thing?

>>150297870
>you can't enjoy both rock and more obscure/inaccessible stuff

>>150315868
That must be unbearably hot. She should get those clothes off

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>>150316107
No, that's shitposting with goburins, sleety images are good contributions to loli threads.

>>150316256
>sleety images are good contributions to loli threads.
Not when posted for the 500th time.

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What about lolis who take advantage of older women? Are they okay at least?

>>150316352
Should be raped straight

>>150305035

>Gay Creme in the background
>Looks like a tranny with an erection outside of pants

What the fuck has the internet done to me

>>150316436
Can't unsee.

>>150315295
Does it have new chapters?

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The loli are rapists, killers, and owners of a monstrous drug cartel in disguise. And if they want to come into this country, they need to do it legally. Let's stop those radical loli terrorists from coming here. And for the peaceful ones who just want to drink tea and go to school, they can come in, as long as they do it properly and legally. Who's with me?

>>150316709
Fuck you. Concentration camps to all lolis right now. Do not them mingle with law-abiding citizens

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>>150316709

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>>150316709

>>150313249
JC are the best

>>150311841
Because it's drawn by GODmennasai

>>150316709
Chicken-chan is a psychopath.

I know a fun game! Let's make a list of all of our friends who are engaging or planning on engaging in anti-loli activities, onii-chan!

>>150313399
Yes, I usually wash down sleeping pills with vodka every weekend.
It is kind of our personal bet with my body: so far it won by waking up every time.

>>150316697
No new chapters, just redrawn chapters of everything with a little extra content it looks like.

>>150317879
Literally 5 minutes of google
https://exhentai.org/g/926666/05b92a52a7/

>>150318384
Gomennasai did the same thing.
https://exhentai.org/g/997922/04c154d838/
https://exhentai.org/g/557280/697aeca049/
How is his art so cute and soft holy fuck.

>>150318501
I think I prefer Gomennasai's old style better, less clean lines, circles, and whitespace; more detail.

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>>150315010
God rewards faithful men with lolis

>>150318735
Holy shit
IT'S AWWWWWWWRIGHT

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>>150318574
Me too. I have noticed that most artists fit in that bell-curve of detail.

>>150318735
There's a reason we abandoned those ways long ago. Someone please post jungle anon next. You know, the one who was in the amazon for like a month and bought the 7 year old daughter of the guy he was living with.

>>150318884
oh please no

>>150318884
>>150318944
Now I'm curious. Somebody post it.

>>150318884
It's not necessarily a good reason
Also stop derailing the thread

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>Someone knocks on my door
>I hear giggling
What should I do /a/? lolis won't look under beds do they? it's much too scary.

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>>150297609
fucking posers

>>150319094
go to bed grandpa

>>150319094
How can you be sure that the saucer doesn't like Spiderman?

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>>150313065
Think of it this way. 2D has a way to make ANYTHING sexy. See this baseball mascot? Now you want to fuck it. A fucking baseball mascot is now sexy. And the internet at large has the ability to inject you with a shit ton of fetishes you never even seen or even would naturally have.

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I don't have Jungle Anon but have the Africa Loli one.

>>150297700
Who the fuck wants to watch a loli at 3 in the morning?

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>>150319186
>>150319186
>African lolis

>>150319183
>being a furry
I see your point though

>>150297870
ACDC and pink floyd are easy to recognize rock albums though

go back to /mu/ and stay there

>>150319236
Read the story. It's interesting but also incredibly rage inducing and sad.

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>>150319246
I really wouldn't call it fur territory.
I guess

>>150315868
I like fuzzy loli!

>>150319186
Damn fuck this shit.

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>>150319725
>try patting imouto's head
>she says "what the fuck dude"
What am I doing wrong?

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>>150319186
I fucking knew it!
Geologist, Red Cross volunteers and missionaries are all in it for loli pussy!

>>150319725
Holy shit this manga is adorable
>>150319930
>Red Cross volunteers and missionaries
That much is obvious

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>>150299717
>>150298090
>>150297870
>>150297609
All you losers need Brian Eno in your life.

>>150319930
>>150319981
Why else would you volunteer to go into a lawless place with literally nothing in it?

>>150319725
shit i cant remember the name of this mango

but i remember it being about some 20+ guy falling in love with a loli, right?

>>150320138
Use yandex, Luke

>>150320138
Yandex to the rescue: Miman Renai

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>>150319186
I was right to hate NTR all my life.

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>hey anon, I have some SWANS CDs in my van!

>>150319929
for starters, you should shower within a few days of the attempt, wear something washed within the last week, and not breathe heavily and mumble "hheheh headpats headpats ehheheh" while you swing your ugly neanderthal arms toward her head like a fucking punch

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>Your parents have found out that you like loli, and in response have arranged for you a child bride
How do you respond? Can you take care of your new loli wife?

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>>150320396
>Can you take care
Does anyone here even capable of taking care of themselves?

>>150320442
Yes.

>>150318437
Yeah, I know it would have been easy. I was in my night class and googling pictures is cumbersome on a phone. Thanks for the link though. Also, does anyone know the doujin where a guy is working his mom/grandmas candy shack and that loli fucks him for candy?

>>150320442
No.

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>>150320264
>He anon I have the cool new Earth Album at my house wanna go see.

>>150320565
It's Noise. Back when he was still a decent human being

>>150306185
isn't that that hot new /ll/ manga that's been going around recently
because fuck me if it seemed like such a thing would ever happen

>>150319210
Yuzumori just read this like an hour ago anon

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>>150320523
Define yes.
I may have a stable job and rented apartment, but I don't feel like I'm taking care about myself at all.
More like even in second-world country I live in such maggots can live at leisure without growing up at all.

>>150319186
I hate everything.

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>>150320594
>Back when he was still a decent human being
What happened?
Guro or jewery?

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>Hey anon smell this pumpkin spice rag it's nice

>>150320679
Oppai hags.

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>>150320697
What are the chances that during this transition of genres artist actually graduated from wizardhood and abandoned his lust for underage girls in favor of proper women?

>>150320755
wizardhood is a lie anon, don't believe it

I would know

>>150320696
No man would fall for that. Mention how bad it smells and it'll work.

>>150320814
It's sad but that sounds very true.

>>150320814
It's really sad how stupid and effective this would be.

>>150305088
You're a cool guy anon. Don't come to society on anarchy day.

>>150320814
Well....how bad would it smell?

>>150320789
The real question is whether settling for "proper" 3dpd makes you happy in the long run or if you are better of being a fake wizard.

>>150320594
thanks.

>>150297451
>rock
If it isn't trance supereurobeat alternative nightcore-wave vocaloid covers I don't want anything to do with it.

>>150320814
I would just ask if it smelled of ether/chloroform.

It works 100% of the time on both genders.