How can you say you love your waifu if you can't say

>>150283519
Because I eat her poop.

Does replacing my waifu's last name with my own when I say it count?

If so, is it pathetic or is it a testament to my love for her?

Rururaruri Rurararirararururirirari Rirararururararururararirari

>>150284006
This guy gets it.

>>150284006
Eating Ruru's poop is easy mode. Literally a couple of droplets per day.

I want to procreate with Ruru.

>>150284507
But how? Even anon's micro dick would kill her

>>150285628
C-could a girl fuck Ruru with her clit if it got hard enough? Would it fit?

>>150285628
fairies are stretchy

>>150284066
It's blasphemous. If you truly love her, you'd take her family name.

>>150285776
You're a big [c-word].

>>150285776
What if my waifu doesn't have a last name?

>>150285730
You have no idea how small my penis is.
Also this >>150285765

>>150283519
I wonder if there was an exact line in the script with all the riris and ruris precisely in the order prescribed by the writer or if the seiyuu just randomly made it up.

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But I can say her full name. Its not hard.

>>150285836
>[c-word]

say it like a man.

You're a big guy.

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So what is her name again?

>>150288697
the cuck rises

>>150288697
U*4

>>150284190
Phantoms don't poop.

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>not having a legitimate weirdo as a waifu

Stay trashy, anon.

>>150289073
Theiamillis Gre Fortorthe

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I was saving a month without fapping for having love with my waifu. But yesterday I couldn't resist and lost my virginity with a 3d prostitute. Now there isn't a punishment enough for my sin. I will give up her. I must die.

>>150292535
Hahaha kill yourself you moron