Right, left or middle, /a/?

Middle for wife. The other two are just for sexual pleasure.

All 3.

It's hard to choose between left and right.

Snail

>>150276776
Middle, don't get me wrong I like all 3 but Senjougahara is best girl.

medusa

middle though

The one with the tightest love cave.

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Hanekawa all day every day. Preferably braids and glasses version though.

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>>150276776
>No snek
Fuck this gay earth

>>150276776

>Left: Smart but insane mental baggage
>Middle: Femdom easily triggered stoic
>Right: Horny, fun, rich background and physically fit

Anyone who would not choose Monkey in this situation is just them lying to themselves.

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>>150276776

>>150277056
>Cat gets character development
>Choose to have her before the character development

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>>150276776
>Monkey's casual wear is more erotic than Crab and Cats underwear

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Right, left, or middle /a/?

>>150277153
That's illegal.

>>150277153
Right. Middle would be my second choice.

>>150277078
Monkey is as flat as a board and a titanic dyke.
Not I KISS BOYS SO THEY GET HORNY! gay I mean she digs the pussy and pussy only gay.

>>150277153
Middle.

>>150276776
Left, presuming this is for marriage purposes
I'd fuck right but that's all

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>>150277153

Left. Yotsugi quickly became the most sexual.

A cat is fine too.

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Right, left or middle, /a/?

>>150277078
Marry monkey, she cheats on you with crab and you end up in a sexless marriage with no offspring only your dyke wifes wealth keeping you from away from suicide.

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>>150277111

I personally think she looks more attractive this way.

I just finished Second Season, how much more material is there?

>>150276776
Bee

>>150277258
Yes.

>>150277153
Snail is best girl but she's also like 10 or something.

Bat's at least technically not a loli

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>>150277258
The right one reminds me a bit of Homu

>>150277168
Actually, Shinobu is over 500, Yotsugi is just a doll, and Hachikuji, well, Hachikuji its Hachikuji

>>150277220
>Not I KISS BOYS SO THEY GET HORNY
did you mean girls

anyway she seems fine to fuck rrrgi

MONKEY!!

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>>150277153
snail

>>150277295
Hana (5 episodes), Tsuki (4 episodes), Owari (12 episodes), Koyomi (12 short episodes). The Kizu movies and second season of Owari are also on their way.

>>150276776
Left > middle > right
>>150277153
Right > middle > left

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>>150277258
Second from front.

>>150277342
Yeah...but by the time I realized what was posted I just didn't care enough to go back and change it or delete it.

But that's okay I guess people got my meaning. Anyway, bringing a character in a lesbian or playing up her yuri full blast simply to be part of the harem is a bit played out isn't it?

>>150276776
All of them.

>>150277153
Left if it's post-Tiger, otherwise Right.

>>150277153
Left, rewatched bits of the latter end of the series on a whim a while back and I think I turned into a Dollfag, she's just fun in a way the others aren't.

>>150277567
I'm glad Dollfags are growing in number. I didn't take much notice of her until Final Season, but she's great. Sassy and competent.

Senjougahara= Trump
Hanekawa= Ted Cruz
Kanbaru= Ben Carson
Nadeko= Hillary

>>150277341
Snail was born before Araragi.

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Neither.

MUN KEIGH

>>150277651
how'd you fuck up the comparisons that badly

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Peace peace, all these onii-chans want to fuck this corpse cunny.

>>150277676


good monkey

>>150277691
>Libshit or (much worse) Snakeshit detected

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>>150277664

>>150277723
those are just all retarded

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Bird

>>150277258
>no doujin with all the Hachis
wasted opportunity Japan

>>150277801
>No doujin with zombie world hachi and hachi

Cat > Vamp > Snail > Crab > Snake > Monkey > Phoenix > Doll > Bee > Spooky > Math > Gaen

>>150277654
Actually, more like around the same age. We already saw shota Araragi during that arc where they went back in time.

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Oni onii-chans and their devilish thoughts.

>>150277897
She should be 21 and Araragi is 17.

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Bee

I can tease and play pranks on her and trick her

>>150277862
move spooky up a few and you've got my list.

RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT

>>150276858
/thread

>>150277916
what the fuck happened to her crotch

It just sort of curves out over the panties??

>>150276776
All three is the only acceptable answer.

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Left or right

Be honest now

>>150278140
Right, then left.

>>150278140
Right one is going to be left one with time so.

>>150277862
Why do people dislike Gaen so much? She is literally just Meme (who people seem to like) as an antagonist.

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Bee is cute.

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>>150278219

Homosexuality.

>>150276776
Crab.
Pretty sure she'd agree to threesomes with the other two anyway as long as you don't love them.

>>150278309

That reminds me of that doujin where she allows Araragi to fuck any of the girls he wants but he's only allowed to cum inside her

So whenever he's fucking someone and about to cum he has to pull out and finish inside Crab

>>150278309

>Koyo-koyo, it seems like you're enjoying fucking Hanekawa-san's breasts too much
>Koyo-koyo, it seems like you really enjoy liking my cute junior's sweaty armpits too much
>Gomi-gomi, I mean Koyo-koyo, it seems like you're a degenerate otouto who enjoys being peed on by his two imoutos while eating out a ghost elementary school girl's cunny

>>150278203
no she's not, she's a ghost

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>>150277624
>>150277567
>>150277248
Enjoy your cold, smelly zombie flesh.

>>150278219
I kind of like gaen, but i'm gay and don't have a strong attraction to any of them.

>>150278531
How do you know its not flashback living Hachikuji?

>>150276776
All three.

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>>150277862
I appreciate catfags but having Math anywhere near that low is simply unacceptable

>>150278724
If it makes you feel better, her OPs are my favorite.

>>150279114

So did they ever actually have boyfriends or was that just their way of trying to make onii-chan jelly?

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>>150278724
Math is an angel. I would choose her over the three options from OP.

>>150278724
>>150279332
Math is a crazy person, she didn't notice her mom died for ages

>>150279394
but imagive marrying her, there would be no mother-in-law to make your life hell

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>>150279394
She is a good daughter. She never gave up from her mother.

>>150279476
The same goes for 2 of the girls in OP

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>>150279329
They definitely want to make him jealous but whether the boyfriends actually exist is pretty much up for debate as we never get to meet them and probably never will.

Either way, Koyomi's relationship is way more intimate then the one with their boyfriends even if they did exist

>>150277153
I'll take all of them.

>>150279329
We dunno if they're real or not
Describing your boyfriends as being "just like big brother!" is a bit odd in itself but whatever

>>150276776
Left is main mistress. Middle is wife. Right is fuck buddy.

Bat is goddess.

SEND HELP /a/

I LIKE THE FULL FIGURE BODY OF LEFT AND THE TOMBOYISH HAIR, BUT I ALSO LIKE THE SLENDER FLAT CHEST ON THE RIGHT.

Monkey

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>>150279496
Who has a mother?
Nadeko: yes
Crab: insane one
Cat: yes
Snail: yes
Monkey: grandmother
Bat: no
Bird: no
Bee: yes
Math. no
Ougi: sort of
Gaen and exorcists: probably not
Doll: no

>>150279841
>Bird: no
>Bee: yes

>>150279866
I guess he doesn't count it since it's not biological

although putting Ougi as "sort of" is a hell of a stretch then

>>150279841
Crab's mother isn'5 around, and Cat's doesn't give a fuck about her.

>>150279921
>I guess he doesn't count it since it's not biological
It is biological.

Towards the mom at the very least.

>>150279841
>Cat: yes
Her biological mother commited suicide and her stepmother hate her guts

>Bird: no
Well she was birthed by Ara-Aragi, so I'd consider her her mother

>>150278219
Gaen isn't an antagonist, though. She's the Big Good who just happens to also be a big asshole.

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middle, left or right

>>150277955
bee a best

>>150279713
This.
My problem exactly

>>150280196
Bee is really boring, the only reason shes tolerable is the way she interacts with araragi and the pseudo-sexual tension between them.
Then again every girl is boring as fuck unless they're in a scene with araragi.

>>150277153
Middle

>>150280298
>>150279713
embrace the tomboy
https://exhentai.org/g/998300/814516f2e9/

Bee+monkey doujins where?

>>150277676
Society was a lot better off when we could hatefuck the hot dykes into orgasm induced bisexuality and keep them preggers in the kitchen and eating the cunt of/getting her cunt eaten by whatever hot piece of ass we brought home from the bar in threesomes.

Now it's all fucked up. Thanks alot limp dicked cucks and ugly lesbians who couldn't get a good or even half-hearted dicking if their lives depeneded on it! I mean "feminists".

Right.

>>150280428
>This is what happens when you give Shaft money

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Extremely soon.

>>150276776
All