Marry, fuck, kill.

Fuck Aqua-sama.
Marry Megumeme.
Kill darkness because she's into that.

Fuck the Megumin.
Marry the Megumin.
Kill Divorceness. Maybe Aqua will revive her, maybe not. I don't really care.
Make Aqua buy me snacks.

ignore masochist which is equivalent to fucking for her
kill goddess because she probably can't even die
marry walking meme before >>150156772 can

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In that order

Marry the Goddess - but manage the finances

Don't give a shit about the rest

Darkness is boring and really creepy. Megumin is a damned freeloader. At least Aqua will keep life lively while still pull in her weight around the house.

>>150156755
Marry Megumin. Then fuck her. Then help to gently kill her if it even turns out that she has an incurable and horrifically painful disease that will cause her to slowly die in incomparable agony.

>>150156772
This.

>>150156865
Fuck Mio
Marry Mai
Kill Yuuko

>>150156755
Marry Eris
Fuck Iris
Kill those three stooges in the OP

>>150156755

Marry Megumeme
Fuck Darkness
Kill Aqua. Twice. Then bury her head upside down at a crossroads with garlic stuffed into her mouth to be sure.

>>150156755
Kill Aqua, fuck Megumeme, marry Darkness

>>150156865
Fuck, kill, marry

>>150156755
Marry Darkness for harsh and long use an abuse.
Fuck Aqua
Kill Megumeme

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Marry and fuck Wiz.

Fuck Megmin and keep as a side dish
Marry Darkness. She'd be fine with me having Megumin on the side cuz masochist.
Kill Aqua cuz she's a bitch

>>150156755
Fuck Darkness
Marry Aqua
Kill Megumin

>>150156755
Kill Megumin and then fuck her

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>>150156772
This is the only right answer

>>150156755
Hold hands with Eris.

>>150157372
Fuck off you degenerate scum.

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Fuck Chris
Marry Megumeme (and then fuck her hourly)
Kill Darkness
Ignore Aqua

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Kill, Marry, Fuck

>>150156755
mary dorkness
fuck megu
kill aqua

Kill them all and then marry then.

No sex thats too much.

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>Marry Cerea
>Fuck Papi
>Kill Spider

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Marry, Fuck, Kill

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>>150156755

Megumin. Megumin. Megumin.

Reverse order.

>>150158124

Damn it, I can't remember lefty's name. But same as above.

>>150156755
Marry and Fuck Aqua

>>150156755
marry Aqua, fuck Megumin, kill Darkness

>>150158086
marry Miia, fuck Papi, kill spider

It has nothing to do with Sora I swear

>>150156755
fuck, kill, marry

>>150156865
kill, fuck, marry

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Fuck, Kill, Marry

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fuck marry kill

>>150156755
Marry Megumin
Fuck Aqua
Kill Darkness, she'll probably enjoy it anyway

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>>150158672

Marry Cana.
Have consensual sex in the missionary position while holding hands for the sole purpose of procreation with Cana.
Ignore the rest.

>>150158610
can't i fuck the catgirl or the elf

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>>150158863
It would be too easy with those as options.

>>150156772
This

>>150156755
I'm going to marry Aqua-sama!

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Fuck 2
Marry 2
Kill 2

>>150156755
Fuck, kill, marry.

>>150156865
Fuck, kill, marry.

I'm currently watching the show after dropping it at ep 1 back when it aired, and it's fucking great. Guess I was too stupid back then.

>>150156755
Fuck Darkness
Kill stupid god
Marry Lina Inverse-lite

>>150159143
marry sakaki and osaka, raise chiyo as my daughter, the rest i leave to someone else

>>150156755
Fuck all three, marry Megumin, kill myself.
Hyozaburo will pay Aqua to resurrect me.

>>150159574
Why do you think that Megumin's dad has any money to do that?

>>150156865
Marry Mio
Fuck Mai
Kill Yuuko

Marry Megumeme
Fuck Aqua
Kill Darkness

>>150158672
marry erza
fuck bimbo
kill twintail faggot

>>150156755
Marry Darkness
Fuck Aqua
Kill Megumin with my internal EXPLOSION

>>150156772
This

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>>150156999
This man gets it.

>>150156755
Marry Megumeme, Fuck Aqua attempt to kill Darkness, realize my level is too low, kill Aqua for exp and try again

>Darkness
>Marry

>>150162589
What's wrong? I'd marry her and fill her up with babies.

>>150162679
She's NTRbait.

>>150162725
>he doesn't want an open relationship

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>>150156999

>>150158672
Marry Lucy and consummate the marriage instead of kissing her
Fuck Ezra
Kill loli

>>150156895
>while still pull in her weight around the house
What? What? If stability is in any way your aim, Aqua is the worst pick by far
Dude, her main skill is fucking things up. Kazuma literally lets her supporters take part in a festival they shouldn't even have anything to do with and says "do whatever the fuck you want, just be cool", and she immediately tries to hijack the damn thing
You'd be back home one day just to find out she incurred some ridiculously huge gambling debt, or she messed with the mob, or she messed with demons who were doing fucking nothing, etc.

>>150156755
All of them, in reverse order.

>>150158124
>Senpai
>This is
>Our fight

>>150156772
The best part is that Aqua can just revive Darkness, only for you to kill her again.

Everyone wins.

>>150156755

Furry, kick, mall.

>>150156755
Marry Megumin.
Fuck Aqua-sama.
Kill Divorceness .

Marry Aqua.
Fuck Megumin.
Kill Darkness.

>>150159143
Fuck the bitch out of Tomo
Fuck the Stupid out of Osaka
Marry the loli out of Chiyo
Marry the gay out of Kaorin
Kill the creepy teacher.

Why are marry and fuck on separate options? Are you all degenerates?

>>150157973
kill yukino
fuck iroha
marry yui

>>150159143
kill chiyo sakaki
fuck yomi kagura
marry tomo osaka

>>150156755
Marry Dankness because her kinks fit well to my kinks.

Fuck Aqua because she is hot even though she is a bitch.

Kill Aqua after I fucked her.

Become friends with Megumeme.

>>150165259
Fuck off /pol/cuck

>>150156755
Kill Aqua,that's all.

>>150156772
This desu

Marry Megumin
Let Aqua and Darkness fight it out over who gets fucked and who gets killed

>>150156772
FPBP

>>150156772
This. Fist post is best post.

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Marry, Fuck, Kill

>>150156755
Megumin
Aqua
(You)

>>150168432
Loli, JAV, literally who, in that order.

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>>150169130

>>150156755
Marry them all
Fuck them all
Kill none of them

Because screw your rules

>>150156772
This.

Who would be the most faithful?
Which one would be the best lay?

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>>150172869
The submissive masochist for both.

Marry Darkness.
Fuck Aqua in her huge ass.
Kill Megumin for being a retard.

>>150172869
Megumin
Aqua

>>150174008
>Darkness
>faithful
wat
You know she would jump at the chance to be "taken" from you and seduced/ravished by monsters or bandits or anything with a pulse. Her libido is simply too great

>>150156755
Marry all of them and fuck all of them
Kill only the Demon King.
Any other choice is wrong
Also
>Megumin for blowjobs
>Aqua for impregnations
>Lalatina for tittyfucks
>all of them for procreation

>>150174370
And then she'd get off even more when you find out that she was unfaithful and humiliate/reprimand her.

Darkness' ideal man is an abusive husband

Easy
>marry Darkness
>fuck Megumin
>kill Aqua

>>150158672
All of you have awful taste. Lucy is shit and a terrible character.
Marry Wendy
Fuck Erza
Kill Lucy

>>150159143
Kill yomi and tomo
Marry sakaki and osaka
Fuck chiyo and kagura

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>>150156755
Marry and fuck Dorkness

>>150174680
>aqua
>not for anal

>>150156755
Lick Aqua's armpits
Fondle Darkness' tits
Peak at Megaman's panties

>>150156755
Kill Fuck Marry
>>150156865
Kill Marry Fuck
>>150157973
Fuck Kill Marry
>>150158086
I-I don't want to answer this one.
>>150158610
>worst trio
Who was the one that stabalised their shots lewdly?
Fuck Marry Kill

>>150156865
fuck the blue one, marry the black one, kill the brown one

>>150157973
Thats more a Kill Kill Kill

The sister is perfect wife material

>>150176587
>Fuck chiyo
Pedo alert

>>150156755
Fuck kill Marry

>>150156865
Fuck kill Marry

>>150157973
Fuck marry Kill

>>150158086
Kill them all, also kill anyone wanting to fuck them.

We need to purge the gene pool to move on as a species. No more of these furry faggots shitting up threads and /a/

>>150158124
All whores, no.

>>150158672
Haha no.

>>150178019
Nigga dont hate us 'cuz we be jaking to underage cartoon bitches
Dont ya have ya wif's kids to raiz nigguh?

>>150178019
yeah! totally agree with you my dude

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Marry, Fuck, Kill

>>150156755
Where'd you put the succubus? You can't have a konosuba lineup without the succubus.

Fuck, Fuck, Fuck in the ass.
https://exhentai.org/g/952933/364f2d7968/

>>150178138
>killing best nichi
How about I kill you instead

>>150156772
good job ruri /thread

>>150156755
Marry Aqua
Fuck Darkness

>>150156755
Marry meg.
Fuck masochist.
Kill aqua.
Just like protag would do.