GOKU NEVER KISSED CHICHI!

>>150124974
not even when they were fucking?
Chichi never even asked him?
Yeah that's dumb. Real dumb even as a gag.

>>150124974
EVERYTHING HERE IS CANON

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>>150124974
>>150125026
Is Gohan really Goku's son?

I'm actually with Goku on this one I never understood the kissing meme

>>150124974
Of course he didnt, hes goku.

Chi-Chi has sexually abused Goku too much and he has repressed his memories.

>>150125026
This.
Toriyama said back in Dragon Ball's heyday that he glossed over romance because he found writing it embarrassing. There was never any implication that Goku didn't love Chichi in a husband-wife kind of way, even if Goku of course isn't very romantic.

>>150125204
He can go super sayain so.........yeah?

>>150125410
Maybe he is just Super Human?

>never kissing your wife
>never being home

Even if it's for a gag, Goku's a cuck. that....kinda sucks

>>150125293
>he found writing it embarrassing

What an autist

>>150125447
I support this

I imagine Goku sleeping while ChiChi did it. That is the likely scenario that they have ever had kids.

>>150124974
Guess he likes it doggy style.

so there was nothing about Goku insiting how Zamasu doesn't seems to be a bad guy in the beginning?

>>150125447
he had a tail tho. and went full ape once. sorry senpai

>>150125204
Sleep rape.

post freeza being slapped

>>150125920
He had a tail once... when he was like 4 years old. It never grew back. was it even a real one or did Chi Chi just glued a monkey tail on him.

>>150125920
Maybe Chi-Chi is actually a saiyan.

>>150124974
HAHAHA
GOKU IS SO STUPID
IT'S SO FUNNY
Fuck Toriyama and fuck everything about Dragonball Super. That greedy son of a bitch had to ruin the only good thing he ever made just to make a quick buck.

>>150124974
>that blush

Vegeta is pretty pure himself.

vegeta a SHIT

>>150125293
>he glossed over romance because he found writing it embarrassing
Wrong. It's because he doesn't feel he is good at writing romance. And Goku isn't romantic at all, he likes his family the same way he likes his friends.

>>150125204
Mullet hair was best hair

>>150125026
Don't take Super seriously it's another GT

>>150126216
It was never that good to begin with.

>>150125050
Only DB and Z, nothing more

Remember when Goku was trying to sell nude photos of Bulma to an old pervert?

>>150124974
>GOKU IS PURE
>all that cheating
>all that lying
>all that selling out people's spouses and girlfriends
>all that dirty jokes

Yeah, until we see him actually rides Nimbus again, we can be sure that he is going down Roshi's path

>>150127133

And Super :^)

>>150124974
Also, Goku not knowing what is kissing is bullshit, since he tried to arrange Videl/Bulma to kiss the old supreme kai

>>150124974
>THEY FUCKED
topkek m8. Chi Chi milked Goku like a cow. Goku is a pure boy, that's why he's stupid as shit.

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>>150124974

My fucking sides in orbit beyond Pluto.

Goku confirmed for perfectly well adjusted Christian.

>chichi never got kissed
>vegeta feels bad for her
The doujinshi write themselves.

broly soon

>>150127166
And to think he was doing the right thing... that naivety of his will cost him... in surprised it hasn't yet...

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This question has been in my head for a while
Does being change into babies and re-grow also affect the mental and personalities of the pilaf gang ?
I know they have their memories and knowledge(intelligence) when they were adults, but personality , reactions, and feelings wise, they all seem to become the kids they are now.
They play and have fun like real kids

Also, why there are some out there that semms to dislikes the trunks/mai romance and keep saying that it's "age inappropriate"? I think they're pretty cute and the age things is never a problem in fictions when there are romance between regular teenage boy/girl and hundred years old vampire or other long live and immoral beings

Didn't Goku try to pimp his wife out or something during the Buu saga? No way Goku is this pure.

>>150127979
Not his wife. Vegeta's wife

>>150127979
He wanted too, but then stated chichis breast got saggy already

*raughs* What if... *chukres* what if Goku wasn't actually a sheltered boy that eventually grew up and learned how the world worked. What if Goku was just completely retarded? Wouldn't that be funny? *raughs* He will be like a Japanese Homer Simpson that fights *raughs*

>>150124974
More like Goku is an animal

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>>150128048
>what if Goku wasn't actually a sheltered boy that eventually grew up and learned how the world worked
I'm sure he knew how the world worked by training all day everyday by himself

Reminder that the original Dragonball is the only good one everything that came afterwards is complete shit.

>>150128123
Do you forget how much shit he did in Dragon ball or are you just baiting considering Goku's a fucking grandpa now and reverted into 'just met bulma' levels of retarded.

this is a bad gag considering goku is well aware of perversion

>>150128123
jesus bulma is a slut

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>>150127976
The brain is part of the body, so if the wish made them young, then they have kiddy brains now. So yes, it affects them mentally.

>>150128207
he didn't do shit
it was turtle hermit training -> tournament -> piccolo -> kami for a while -> tournament/jr mah -> end

>B-BUT TOEI RUIN SUPER
>MANGA GOKU DIDN'T KISS TOO
MANGAFAGS BTFO

>>150128338
only DBZ fags were complaining pablo

>>150128123
>daer siht yaw
What did they mean by this?

>>150128274
you surmised an entire manga into 1 sentence? wtf? i hate goku now! i am now a #gohanfan

>>150124974
Surely all the people who wanted Goku and Bulma to hook up are now happy that she ended up with Vegeta. To think that he'd be more romantic than Goku...

>>150124974
The dude is a sex fiend and is totally unstoppable when he releases his giant gorilla

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>>150124974
>This is Toei's work
>Read the manga faggot
>It wasn't Toriyama's idea
Where are the mangafags now?

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>>150128770
at least it was done better in the manga.

even the manga is ruined now. just end it all

>>150126216
but he didn't ruin Dr. Slump

>>150128856
The only common things which are same in both anime and manga are by Tori so he made it stupid.

>>150124974
Autists like you are absolute cancer.

Kill yourself.

>>150128770
I'm a mangafag and I never complained about kissless Goku. Not all of us give a shit about it.

>>150125920
Yajirobe had a tail once. Completely human. Also are we just going to flat out ignore the amount of furries there are in this universe? Its entirely possible Chi Chi had a fling with a monkey. Explains a lot.

>>150124974
It's some kind of meta joke people not understanding that gag?

>>150128856
>ruined because of a silly gag
Retard.

>fucks wife twice
>not a single kiss
>not even kissed for the wedding

Chichi and Goku confirmed heathens
How can christians be fans of DBZ?

>>150128986
>How can christians be fans of DBZ?
Missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>150128802
The only thing the manga does better is the art, and that's because it's a sequence of still panels rather than animation so it's nothing to brag about. It's expected when there's an anime and manga adaptation, unless the anime team is incredibly talented or the manga artist incredibly shit.

>>150127976
People who dislike them are angry fangirls that don't like seeing Trunks with a character they can't self-insert (because "hurr she's a grandma", even though she isn't anymore)

>>150128968
>Yajirobe had a tail once.
u w0t?

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>>150129030
no the anime fails in the fact that there's no real storyboard. Luckily for us the manga will lead the way and set the bar now.

>>150128856
Please get the fuck out you're waste of space.

>>150129044
She's not even grandma tier, she's as old as bulma
Trunks would be fucking a cougar

>>150127976
The pilaf gang were always a bunch of babies, mentally speaking. They're not out of character by acting like kids.

>>150124974
You can pretend that's Hinata NTRing in another dimension

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They are married, and even if by some wild chance you are not forced to kiss during eastern style wedding, as far as I'm concerned they took western style one.

This is just stupid.

>>150129292
Mai was around 36-39 years old when Pilaf made that wish, then she just became a baby again. So people who call her a grandma are stupid, because she was never an old woman.

>kissing women
>not just pumping and dumping them

why are you guys such beta cucks?

>>150129003
> Missionary position

you sick fuck

>>150124974
Do you think Toriyama is such a massive fan of DBZ Abridged that he decided to make Goku act like he does in there? It seems like Super has turned Goku into a literal retard. At this point I think the abridged Goku might actually be more intelligent and that is saying something.

>>150129470
>Goku is a kissless non-virgin

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>150129563
>mangaka
>watching gaijin abridged shit of their own series

>>150126052
You're wrong actually, the tail did grow back once. First one was cut by Piccolo when he first trained Gohan (after he destroyed the moon again). Then it regrew during the battle with Vegeta, which caused him to go apeshit again and wreck Vegeta who was already heavily wounded. Vegeta cut that second one and it never grew back since. Mainly because it was mostly a plot device, it seems.

>>150129563
>At this point I think the abridged Goku might actually be more intelligent and that is saying something.
Oh jeez, you're actually right.

>>150128048
>He will be like a Japanese Homer Simpson that fights
literally anime Super. only thing missing is him choking Gohan.

>>150129593
>Goku is a retard in the Abridged series
>Suddenly in Super Goku is functionally autistic

I don't know seems pretty likely to me. Unless Toriyama just up and decided Goku hitting his head as a child caused more brain damage then we thought.

>>150124974
Are you all so autistic that you get triggered by a character with 0 sexual drive for anything but battle not having kissed someone he basically married because he didn't even know what marriage was?

Chi Chi probably got Goku hard while talking about Vegeta and even then he probably thought he was having a stroke or something.

>>150129593
To be fair, at this point I'd almost argue that the team behind DBZ Abridged have a better idea about the source material then Toriyama. I mean, Super has been a total shit show as far as fucking up canon is concerned.

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>>150129694
Manga by Toyotaro/Bird Studio/Shueisha/VJump is fine,
TOEI studio at FujiTV on the other hand...

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>>150129694
MasakoX is confirmed for shit taste though. He thinks Zamasu is "edgy" (that's not what that word means) and "pretentious" (it's not pretentious when you can back up your pretenses). He also thinks that one kid has a good point when he says gods don't just go around destroying things, a point that becomes moot when there's literally a god of destruction.

It's been years, but I kinda remember that they kissed in the anime, or at least it was implied that they were kissing.

>>150128207
He literally trained, had enough time for ChiChi to do an overly sexual hug that got her preggers, died, and trained the majority of the show.

>>150129789
That scene was filler.

>>150129833
So is Gregory, but in Super he's made canon.

>>150129849
But that's completely different. Both the anime and the manga made Goku being kissless canon.

Super is not canon.

>>150124974

No wonder why Chichi is always pissed.

>>150129890
keep telling yourself that

>>150128006
His first option was Gohan's gf

>>150129784
>We have a god to destroy things specifically because other gods don't and they need a balancer

>>150129956
Super is not canon.

What are some characters that got kissed before Goku?

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>>150130019
>This level of assmad

>>150130031
Ash Ketchum

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>>150130019
manga is plenty canon.

http://www.kanzenshuu.com/2016/10/14/shueisha-establishes-new-dragon-ball-room-initiative-support-future-content/

Shueisha Establishes “Dragon Ball Room” to Expand and Optimize Content

Shueisha revealed that it had newly established a “Dragon Ball Room” on June 21st of this year. Its goal is to break down barriers between departments to expand and optimize the globally popular Dragon Ball franchise.

The announcement was made at Shueisha’s new publication planning presentation held in Tokyo on the 12th. Although the Dragon Ball Room falls under the umbrella of the rights division, its section chief Akio Iyoku also serves as editor-in-chief of V-Jump, where the Dragon Ball Super manga (the original story of which is overseen by Toriyama) is serialized. Iyoku says that, “in practical terms you can think of it as handling both the rights and editing. It’s a new experiment to have a department that only thinks about Dragon Ball.”

Akira Toriyama, the original author, commented that, “I was wanting to keep this old series alive and kicking even in the modern day with help from Shueisha’s excellent staff, so for me this team is dependable and a real godsend. It’d really be great if this way I won’t have to do anything!!!!”

Dragon Ball is a hit manga that ran in Weekly Shōnen Jump from 1984 to 1995; its comics have sold over 240 million copies. The story centers on Son Goku, a boy with outstanding fighting sense, his adventures to get the Dragon Balls (which grant any wish when all seven are gathered), and his stiff competition against various rivals. A TV anime began broadcasting in 1986, and its popularity has endured even beyond the end of the original manga; Dragon Ball Super is currently airing.

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>>150124974
Jesus fuck, is the TFS characterization becoming a reality? What the fuck

Its hilarious and horrifying that Vegeta of all people turned out to be a actual responsible father and husband

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>>150129890
Nothing is canon, our lives are a lie.

>>150129931
I feel bad for her at this point.

>>150130121
I honestly wonder if Toriyama decided he liked TFS's Goku more and wanted it to be canon. There is literally no other explanation I can think of as to why he's suddenly autistic beyond belief in Super.

>spirit bomb sword
ah yes, ahem

>>150125204
Goku's clearly the father, since Gohan is part saiyan. What you should be questioning is if Chichi's the mother. Saiyan physiology is largely unknown, so maybe Yamcha was inseminated.

>>150130121
It was like this in DBZ already though. Vegeta being the more responsible parent, not Goku being a moron.

Goku in the original DBZ
>Gave Cell a Senzu Bean because he wanted Cell and Gohan to fight on equal terms, not concerned with the safety of his own son
>Left for seven years to do squatz and oatz
>When he saw Goten, pretty much said "hey, he looks like a little me!" and then ignored him to focus on a fucking tournament with his friends (the touching anime scene is filler)

Meanwhile Vegeta
>Was always there for his new son
>Acted like a hardass to Trunks because he wanted his son to live up to his name
>Apologized for never hugging his son and sacrificed himself for him
Especially the later, acknowledging that he has failed as a father, is something Goku never did. Vegeta operates on though love, while Goku is the cool dad who's never there when you need him. The last time he acted like a proper parent was in the Saiyan Saga against Raditz.

>>150130121
>Jesus fuck, is the TFS characterization becoming a reality? What the fuck

Maybe, there is also the part of Yajirobe saying that he doesn't want to grab a girl's butt

>>150130159
>I honestly wonder if Toriyama decided he liked TFS's Goku

More like Toriyama doesn't give a shit anymore and just oversees drafts and scripts. Even AT has enough taste not to watch some cringey abridged shit.

>>150130202
There was even that part with Buu that Vegeta chose to go jihad on his ass but stopped his kid AND Goten from doing anything stupid, something that flies in the face of the insanity that Goku pulled in the Cell Saga and how he got imposibly pissed when Goku revived him instead of his kids and everyone else

Goku was always a shit tier father

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So she's literallly just for breeding?

>>150130290
Super isn't canon.

>>150130267
DBZ Abridged isn't cringey to be fair. It's actually pretty well written at this point. I'd even argue it does a better job at capturing some of the characters then the anime did. Though the older seasons were pretty bad at times I'll give you that.

>>150130290
The other way around. Goku is around just for seeding her.

But what about holding hands.

>>150130367
Different strokes for different folks I guess. I can't get into it personally, but if you enjoy it more power to you anon.

>>150130290
what ISN'T she for?

>>150130290
She is also for cooking

>>150124974
Jesus fucking Christ on a stick.

Retards

He never chewed up a Sensu bean and placed it in someone else's mouth.

That's the joke.

hehe isn't Goku whacky?

Next time on dragon ball, Goku reveals he thought Chichi was just his personal chef and not his wife [raughs uncontrollably]

>>150131889
They're clearly talking about kissing in the manga, retard.

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>This is Goku
>He is one of the strongest being in the Universe
>He has saved the Earth and the Universe multiple times
>He was raped two times
>#everybodycanberaped

>>150131942
Goku might understand lewd stuff, but he doesn't understand romance. He treats Chi-chi (and the rest of his family) as a friend.

>>150130290
and financial support

>>150131948
Vegeta is talking about kissing in general,Goku understands that other shit.

If anime attracts low intellect people,DB fans take it to another level.

>>150131942
Toriyama pls Dragon Ball Evolution really should not have brought you back

>>150124974
i always imagined that she just roofied him and had her way with his unconsciou body

>>150132493
Or maybe they just fucked.

>>150132551
maybey but I wonder if he had to get the birds and the bees talk from chi chi beforehand.

>>150128802
Look at those crooked eyes though, can't believe that made it in.

>>150124974
Yeah, that's nice (or not) and all, but are we going to fucking ignore Vegeta blushing at the concept of kissing?

Black gave Chichi more attention than Goku ever did

>>150130359
Toriyama had mentioned that Goku has no sense of family, only seeing them as close companions, even before Super. Note that most of their family life scenes were all anime filler. Chichi's appearances in the manga are fairly limited.

>>150126024
I don't wanna be banned, just look it up on r34.

>>150124974
PURE animal sex, Chi chi probably doesn't even have to say anything, she just cooks some food, stands of all fours and takes it trying not to scream to not wake up Goten.

>>150127379
no.

>>150132940
If anything, Goku is acting like the real Saiyan here.
By the way, Vegeta probably never got a proper marriage, right?

>>150128856
>now. just end it all
it's not yet but it slides down, depends on how this saga end

>>150133281
Well, he does refer to her as "wife".

>>150132898
its called facial expression

Look on the bright side: now you have something in common with Goku

>>150125447
They wouldn't have been able to do god mode in the first place if Gohan wasn't a saiyan, neither he nor Pan would have the saiyan blood required.

>>150128903
Not yet at least.
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-11-22/dr-slump-character-arale-returns-to-dragon-ball-super/.109070

>>150133243
yes ;)

>>150124974
Did they hold hands though?

>the stronger Goku becomes, the more retarded he gets

>>150133194
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNHGGGGGGGGGG

>>150135770
Goku grabbed her pussy instead.

>>150127104
Except without the excuse of being bad fanfiction.

>>150124974
Goku does like her, there is even a page about that. Saiyans like femdom.

>>150130290
And she's the lady who lives in goku's house

>>150128048
>>150129617
Goku and Homer are friends on the latino dub

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIQGxFy87pU

>>150126216
Blame the shitty live action movie. If it never came out we never woulda gotten this

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>>150124974
Somehow related:
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/999693/9619bf779d/