Shuumatsu no Izetta

Generals go in >>>/trash/.

>>150108102
>nothing but tickling
This is lewd enough.

>>150108102
>tickling
Where?

>>150108196
Kill yourself.

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Why and how the fuck was this irellevant old man also a (not) german spy?!

>>150108483
He couldn't really be a spy because in the inn scene he tells Lotte about how much she grew up. He wasn't spying on them for 20 or so years, right?

>>150108483
He could also be an Atlantan spy, he doesn't say "Sieg Reich" like a real Germanian.

>>150108681
Yeah. There's also that.

>>150108483
Might be a sleeper agent.

>>150108681
Or he's a native Eylstadtian but Germania offered him a comfy retirement in Germania if he sold his nation out.

>>150109018
But why him, though? That's be too much of a coincidence.

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>activate it

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Is this also still subtext?

>>150109315
It's 48pt bold underlined text.

>>150108102
Cute girls holding hands in bed is my fetish.

>>150109315
For some reason i wanted this to go the Eyes Wide Shut route, It's the masks

>>150109396
hetfags on suicide watch

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>>150109460
Finé was hoping that too. Until some assholes had to cuntblock her.

>>150109315
Jesus, Fine is almost perfect on this picture, she only needs gloves.

>>150108681
Of course he has been a spy for 20 years or so. It's all part of Becrkmamn's plan. He woke up one day and realized that in 20 years Germania and Eylstadt would be at war and he would need to have a spy close to their royal court in case some kind of magical girl stopped Germanian expansion.

He is just really smart and saw all the hidden details that led to this. You're just not smart enough to understand.

Please get tested for mental retardation, you may need help.

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>>150109315
The thing I like most about it is that Finé is embracing the role of being yuri prince archetype with so much gusto.

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Okay, I'm loving the ending song.

The magic starts from 3:48 to 4:10.

>>150109969
She's just making a habbit of keeping Izetta by her side 24/7 in case an assassin shows up.

No one would try to attack Fine if the ruthless blood-mage of Eylstadt is by her side.

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>>150109610
I wouldn't say no to a sash and some more medals.

Or Lady Maria outfit.

>>150109969
She's the perfected human bean. Why would it be a surprise she makes a perfect prince?

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>>150110160
Lady Maria is great, but what about this?

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>>150109315

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>>150110160
>lady maria outfit
Oh dear. What about Germanian witch? She's Bloodborne as fuck.

>>150110361
DELETE THIS

>>150110361
I recognize that bulge!

>>150110277

Goddamn Fate is hot.

>>150110372
I might have to replay the DLC just to pretend she's Fine now. Germanian witch could be the doll or something.

>>150109969
You might say she's quite the tomboy.

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>>150110645
I demand to see her riding a white horse with a flowing mane before the end of the show.

>>150110645

Fine is like a contradiction in the sense that she's portrayed as a tomboy but at the same time can't even fire a gun properly. It's like the writers were confused what she'll be in the end.

>>150110972
Speak English.

>>150111021
>>150110861
I never liked her, she's not very attractive. Something about her waist being way too thick.

Sorry, I was walking and typing at the same time.

>>150110959
It's not unreasonable to believe that a princess has an attitude like that, but at the same time hasn't had the time or permission to go around shooting guns.

>>150110959
So you can't be a tomboy unless you can fire a gun?

Good to know, Charlton Heston.

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>>150111073
Yeah I never found her attractive either. Girl princes are only handsome to me if their normal choices of clothes are feminine.

Pic is a superior prince.

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>>150111073
>>150111221
fags

>>150108681
>He wasn't spying on them for 20 or so years, right?

He works for money so it's quite possible. And many people are religious. In the past, witches were burned as heretics, so it's quite believable that he would easily do a good deed for his religion by selling out the witch and obtain a profit at the same time.

>>150109061
>But why him, though? That's be too much of a coincidence.
He is their back up transportation BACK OUT. After all, they used him to GET IN. If it was so easy to just go thru the woods to get out or in, then they would have done that instead.

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>>150111308
Normally feminine girls dressing up in boyish attire is the cutest.

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Are we going to post yuri princes? Because I love them.

>>150110106
>She's just making a habbit of keeping Izetta by her side 24/7 in case an assassin shows up.

Where's her anti-assasin weapon then?

Security is pretty piss poor. They let all sorts of untested people get in which includes all those laborers. Many people had a chance to kill Izetta outright but of course the anime production committee would not let the story characters use common sense. It's a forced plot marching along various waypoints and a bit painful. But I still keep watching for the cute moments between Finé and Izetta.

>>150110959
Izetta's the real contradiction. A shrinking violet with self-esteem issues yet in the battle field she's totally confident in her powers, smart, and doesn't afraid of anything.

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>>150111426
>Normally feminine girls dressing up in boyish attire is the cutest.

>>150111539
It's like you haven't read any fantasy-romance where the MC is shy but can destroy worlds for the one they love...

>>150111725
I didn't say it was original. I said it was a contradiction.

>>150111539
I honestly found neither of them a contradiction.

Not Fine because I've seen plenty girls who I think of as bros due to their proactiveness in sport clubs, yet not all of them are interested in /k/ stuff. Hell, it's not like all boys are interested in weapons or cars either. I know a bunch of dudes in my school band who couldn't give a shit about anything other than their tuba and guitar.

Not Izetta because like her, I'm totally confident when it comes to professional settings, have no problem giving presentation infront of a big audience, making friends with strangers, etc. But I'm very shy when it comes to romance, would never make the first move.

>>150111951
>. But I'm very shy when it comes to romance, would never make the first move.

Are you implying Izetta is in love with Fine?

>>150111951
>making friends with strangers, etc
You're not like Izetta then. She's meek and awkward when dealing with everyone, unless she's in the battle field. There she seems to become more assertive and self-assured.

>>150112051
Well, that's when she's in her element.
She's bad at interacting with people, she's good at killing natzis.

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>>150111690 >>150111951
>I honestly found neither of them a contradiction.

Although Finé and Izetta sleep in the same bed, stuff like that happens with Nanoha and Fate also sleeping in the same bed.

>>150112270
I thought Nanoha was more stacked than that.

>>150111221
>>150111433
>>150110861
>>150110277
>>150110160

Do you guys have yuri manga recommendations with this kind of character?

>>150112541
They are 11 or 13 there.

>>150112640
How did they get married at such a young age?

>>150112662
TSAB had to allow it otherwise 2 of the most powerful mages will just cause tantrums and possibly blow up a planet or two.

>>150112626
Bocu no pico comes to mind.

>>150112713
>bocu no pico

Man I feel kind of embarrassed now for anyone who mentions this meme.

>>150112051
You're missing the point. Like the other anon said, it's all about being in one's element or not. A person can have different levels of confidence depending on what they're doing, and it doesn't have to fit your narrow definition of logic.

The people who only see my shy self during our dates would never think I'm a pushy leader in the workplace.

>>150108102
I wouldn't go as far as to say that I'm BTFO, but that tickling thing was extremely annoying.

>>150112900
>The people who only see my shy self during our dates would never think I'm a pushy leader in the workplace.
And that's why I said it was contradictory, at least for most people.

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I just hope Izetta having colds was just written to get this scene and it's not going to be something major like she slowly loses her lifebar after using maho.

>>150113729
That scene does feel odd. I wonder if it really was there just for the yuri bait moment. Maybe there's more to it.

>>150113729
Sometimes, rather, when I'm watching Izetta/Fine scenes I just imagine them cuddling on that huge bed the entire day.

>>150113942
Yeah but can anyone seriously say they would want to watch 12 episodes of them cuddling in bed?

>>150114273
I would.

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>>150113892
I'd be fine if it was.
For both the yuribait and for Snugwitch von Comfy.

>watching Izetta because people said it's a show about a witch riding rifles
>she rides Fine more than the rifles
Lel

>>150108102

And honestly not a single shit was given by the rest of us non-fakers and non-shitposters that still inhabit /a/ for whatever reason. Anything else you think you can add about this show or will the dumb yuri discussion be it as always. I mean gotta keep it really fucking simple for the simplest of people like /a/ and it's shitposters after all

>>150108102
Since Germania cultivated a not-witch, they had to jump start it as you saw in the previous episode by having it swallow some of Izetta's blood.

The security in Brritttania is terrrible. That part of the episode had me all triggered up.

>>150114629
>people still bringing up "security" as if they weren't specifically let in

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Greatest love story never told.

I want the sniper girl to gently dominate me.

She's totally gonna die, right? How many of the Royal Guard qts are gonna make it through?

>>150115042
You can tell how thick their plot armor is by the size of their chest.

>>150115042
only men die on this show

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>>150115023
>never told
You said the words you knew would hurt me the most, didn't you.

>>150115042
They die, but in the last episode five minutes before Izetta resurrects literally everyone.

>>150108483
Deus ex machina.

>>150115106
Mark my words, Izetta is going to die in the last combat.

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>>150116344
But not before impregnating Fine with a new White Witch.

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>>150110959
It wasn't a normal gun so fine is innocent.

>>150116401
> impregnating

That's not how sex works

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>>150116466
It's magic. Ain't gotta explain shit.

>>150116401
>>150116507
Fuck off back to >>/u/

>>150116935
>butthurt faggot can't even crosslink properly

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>>150116935
I was here first. You get >>>/out/, laddie.

>>150116401

Upon considerable reflection I've come to the conclusion that this image is sexually arousing.

>>150116994
I'll fight (You) over who gets fight off yurifags

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>>150117511
Was your reflection long, hard and deep?

>>150116507
>docking and handholding
That's definitely going to get someone pregnant.

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>it's still not Saturday

>>150118675
Wait for the exciting conclusion to the other yuri kingdom anime.

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>>150118859
>tfw completely forgot this was ending tomorrow
I've even been watching every week. God, I just cannot care less anymore.

>>150119043
I wish I could like it more since yuri+mecha should be a great combo but the execution isn't very good. The girls are still great though.

>>150116935
What do you have against them?

>>150108102
Im glad yurifags got BTFO

>>150122238
>two thinly dressed girls holding hands in bed together while staring at each other's eyes
How did yurifags lose out exactly?

>>150122309
BTFO = blessed to find out how yuri it is

The writing of this show is fucking ass. They managed to ruin a perfect WWII setting with muh lesbian bullshit.
Sasuga Japan.

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>>150123100
Okay I chuckled.

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>Hey, Izetta...

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>>150123461
>You trust me, right?

>>150122309
Because they are friends and will never kiss or make out like in their del/u/sions

>>150123461
>>150123487

With how handsome Fine was in this scene, it's amazing how Izetta didn't wet herself.

>>150108483
He's just a Germania sympathizer, jesus christ.

>>150115023
Especially because you know he'd have been the bottom.

>>150123975
The way she licked her thumb before lining up the sight made me wet.

>>150108483
How plausible is Atlanta getting their own witch assuming the guy is not a germanian spy? What else could they do with the orb to stay relevant battle-wise against not one but two witches?

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>>150124100

>>150108681
It's quite possible. It's called a sleeper agent.
Basically you're placed as a spy beforehand to blend in and it can be years or even decades later that you'll actually get initiated an objective.
You really shouldn't underestimate spies and the way people use them.

>>150123214
>They managed to ruin a perfect WWII setting with muh lesbian bullshit.
for some reason I could imagine westerners doing this in a video game. I mean Battlefield already had the we wuz germans thing

>>150123214
>perfect WWII setting
>witch riding on anti-tank rifle
>perfect WWII setting
Please tuck your autism back into your pants.

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What if Izetta exhausts all of her magic power into conceiving a child with Finé?

>>150127498
It would probably actually make her stronger because the child could also draw more magic power from the ley lines.

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How long until Izetta and Fine are captured with the latter being forced to watch as her loyal witch gets defiled by this semen demon?

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>>150127498
Science babies are one thing, but MAGIC babies? Don't be ridiculous, Anon.

>>150127570
But Izetta is the last witch, her daughter can't have magic.

>>150127784
If magic allows her to ride anti-tank rifles to shoot thousand of men dead, magic can also allow her to ride Finé to create life.

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High-impact tickling.

>>150127653
Do it again anemic witch!

>>150128056
>hime-sama, is that a luger in your panties or are you just happy to see me

>>150128056
>tickle assault your super weapon with no apparent reason
What the hell is wrong with Fine?

>>150128190
Her idea is fine.

>>150128190
It's not like Izetta will magically explode/backfire on her face of all places.

>>150128315
>the barn fire was caused by fine making izetta cum for the first time

>>150128315
Maybe witches reacts very violently to tickling?

I wish Dagoth Ur were here so he could speak for the law and the land and drive the mongrel dogs of /u/ from /a/.

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Is there a more "I hit the fucking jackpot" smile than Fine's smile at this point?

>>150108102
>tickling

This is my fetish

>>150129630
If anything it's Izetta who has hit the jackpot.

>>150129630
I'm starting to suspect Fine is actually a dude. You know those nobles and their decadent ways. I mean there are no boobs there whatsoever, not even a hint.

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>>150129867
>no boobs

>>150129630
What is happening to me? I no longer know whether I want to stick my dick in the cute witch, or become a cute witch and spread my legs for Her Majesty.

>>150129958
Oh, it's just autogynephilia kicking in. Should have quit anime a long time ago. Now it's too late.

>>150129780
your shit taste is showing

>>150129991
>tfw you're a butch lesbian tomboy born in a male body

Is this worth watching for the /u/ undertones alone?

>>150130200
I imagine that may be what most of us are doing at this point.

>>150130200
It's probably all it has going for it. And the action.

>>150130241
And the soundtrack, and I love Izetta's character design.

>>150130234
I also want to know how they're going to wrap up this mess of a plot in just 4-5 episodes.

>>150130320
>this mess of a plo
How is it a mess? Germania has a witch of their own, Atlanta may or may not attack Eylstadt and a spy with dubious allegiance has a detailed map of the leylines and a potentially useful artifact.

>>150130200
That's what I'm here for. That and the Reich of course.

And which country is most based?

>>150130659
Zipang, I'd imagine.

>>150130320
The plot isn't a mess, it's just full of poorly written contrivances.

>>150131113
Not like one wouldn't expect that from Yoshino. It's not a question if there will be contrivances but how far & retarded the hole goes.

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>>150108102
Seriously.I was promised some nice panzer action, and all i got was this shit.

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>>150131991
>I was promised some nice panzer action
No Anon. You were not.

>>150131991
But you got some tanks laddie. Nobody said that it'll be all about FT-17 fighting Panzer III's and IV's.

>>150132035
I see more tanks in this picture than girls.

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>>150132170
I prefer these milk tanks.

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>public praising

>>150132534
Izetta is so pathetic. Why would she even blush when given a compliment?

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>>150132621
Because she considers herself lower than trash and unworthy of receiving any praise.

>>150132621
I'd blush aswell if I were head over heels in love with the princess and she touches my exposed shoulders from behind, giving me that look. I'd probably not even hear what she said.

>>150132621
The only people who don't blush when given a compliment are arrogant people up their own arses.

>>150132853
Or people who are legitimately dead inside.

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>>150132831
>hime-sama whispering praise in your ear as a tress of her silky golden hair tickles your neck and exposed shoulders

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>>150132943

>>150132831
>I'd blush aswell if I were head over heels in love with the princess and she touches my exposed shoulders from behind
She didn't react to that though. She blushed when she was praised.

>>150132853
Or people that actually know their worth.

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>>150133171

>>150132700
>sully your pretty bed

NO BITCH YOU'LL SULLY OUR PRETTY PRINCESS FUCKING GYPSY DIE

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>>150133340
Jerry spy detected.

Why don't they just harvest various Izetta fluids like blood and milk? They could feed that to the Royal Guard and then have an army of witches.

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>>150134457

>>150134457
>Why don't they just harvest various Izetta fluids
Duuuuude

>>150134457
I don't think that's how witches are made.

>>150134457
>harvest
>not drinking it straight from the source

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>>150134457

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>>150134457
Wait, are you implying people become witches by witch juices? As if witches were some sort reverse vampires?

Reminder that there will never be any actual Yuri in this series. It's all bait to keep you faggots watching.

>>150134864
Fucking Mayu trolling /a/ threads with 2D girls w/ big boobs.

>>150134973
But the only bait in this series so far is hetbait.

>>150134864
Mayuyu a cute

>>150134973
>School bully not so tough after not being pandered to

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Man, I just love her tits. They have that perfect sag.

>>150134584
This, I want to drink Izetta's bodily fluids straight from the source

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>>150110361
WHAT

>>150135312
Go away, Finé.

2 DAYS

D
A
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S

>>150136288
I'm excited for the next episode, but upset that it will mean Izetta's first big loss. ;_;

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>>150132035
Ugh.Where the fuck are the Einzatsgruppen when you need him.

>>150136506
Good. This show would get pretty boring if good guys were winning all the time.

>>150136655
I know. We all knew it was coming.

But still, it's going to be tough to watch her get crushed emotionally.

>>150136506
I just wish Fine or no one close to her would get hurt.

>>150136655
Welcome to the Shoujo genre.

>>150135305
I know a best girl when I see it, this is going to be one interesting episode.

>>150136714
>But still, it's going to be tough to watch her get crushed emotionally.
It's probably gonna be as an emotionally crushing for those who thoughtlessly relied on her, like Fine Sieg and even Bianca. In fact, isn't it Bianca the one in the preview, saying there's no way Izetta can lose? She's in for a big surprise.

there she is
cold indifferent
jaisian
slapping that ass
>tfw

>>150136999
For some reason, I'm fearing Bianca is going to die as the highlight of Izetta's failure.

>>150137625
only guys die in this show

>>150137625
Nah, Bianca will become completely mind broken after her unit's destruction.

>>150137773
As it should. War is for men, we die in it, with all of it's glory and horror.

>>150137847
>excluding women from war on your own
>blaming women for putting you on warfront
The hypocrisy never ends.

>>150134642
>mfw you're the source of my favorite reaction face

>>150138045
What? I'm saying war is for men, women have null to do with it.

>>150138164
Somebody put a job class on top of each, I'm not at home to do it my self.

>>150138164
Do you think they have sisterhood orgies once in a while?

>>150138215
Nah, but they do bring one lucky private to their barracks one night a month.

>>150138164
How many of them will made it to the end?

>>150138102
I guess I should get back to making them.

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>>150138369
i miss grimgar threads

someone redpill me on yoshino's writing. how long does the suffering usually take? how many episodes?

>>150138261
>tfw it was Jonas' turn to go to their barracks.
>tfw his turn was the day before he died.

Like pottery

>>150138158
War is for everyone who has their reason to fight in it, no matter men or women, you dipshit.

>>150140054
But men are better at it.

>>150140172
Infantry, yes.

>>150140172
No, men are expendable, that's why.

>>150140625
Hence better. War is for men by men.

>>150141465
>glorifying war
It's time to rethink your life.

>>150141584
DAT reading comprehension. Also, are you undermining the progress war has brought to out society?

>>150141679
No, I'm not, but you have a very romantic vision of war.

>>150141788
That's because war is great.

>>150141788
What? Who said that? War is war, death is death, nothing else, if you are going to be cannon fodder you better be expendable.

Hence, war is for men.

>>150141863
Ok bro. If you're ever deployed to sandniggerland I hope you enjoy shitting on the floor and raping little boys.

>>150141955
>current year
>still havin a bad outlook on the foot soldiers

wew lad

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I wonder if witches can make magical dicks appear.

>>150131113
>you killed our spy? haha, too bad you didn't kill our other spy we never told even the viewers about!

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>>150134973
>two girls in lingerie tickling eachother until they wet themselves
>not yuri

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>>150145081
it doesn't take magic to work the imagination.

You know, Finé is probably more than aware of how Izetta hates herself, and that's why she always does thing to try and praise her or make her feel better about herself. e.g. tickling, sleep overs, and having nice clothes.

She just doesn't want to come out and say directly, because they would make Izetta feel like she's getting pitied when it's really Finé just trying to be a good friend and lover.

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>>150145241
Get your mind out of the gutter. She's just having Subway.

>>150145081
Have you noticed how she's mainly using phallic objects, rifles, lances, swords, torpedoes? I there's something she can spawn it's dicks.

>>150146176
Jesus man, I hope you never drink water off from a bottle or that would be gay as fuck.

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>yuri show
>male characters trigger romance flags
>they die

>>150146253
How is that related to her affinity to dick shaped objects?

>>150146393
It's related to your affinity to find phallic shapes.

>>150146176
>knights were fighting each other with lances and swords
What a bunch of gays!

>>150146974
I want to be Fine and send a bunch of soldiers to rape Izetta and masturbate in secret while watching her get unwillingly gangbanged.

>>150146974
>only yuri-bait
>not real yuri until we see on-screen lesbian sex
When will hetfags learn?

>>150148236
I actually hold regular romance to the same standard.

>>150148313
Let him be, he thinks he's a special snowflake.

>>150148313
We're seeing a lot more intimacy than in 99% of accepted hetero romance anime. It's ridiculous to say it needs a kiss to be considered real yuri, we almost never see a kiss in other romances either.
>>150148444
Go fuck yourself.

>>150148559
What is it hun? Are you TRIGGERED?

>>150149013
You're not half as clever as you think you are.

>>150149115
Still clever.

>>150148559
That's intimacy between girls, though. I wouldn't know if it's acceptable to tickle your close friends when you're a girl (or a boy for that matter), but I theorize that it is, because a girl wouldn't normally assume she's dealing with a lesbian.

Either way I'd say you guys should relax and jack off to your fantasy as if it were reality, since after all, both the yuri-baiters and yuri-baitees have been playing this game for a long time. We all know what's actually being implied by this old routine.

>>150149216
Ohh, remember Cross Ange?

Shit was hilarious, there where yurifag tears for months.

>>150149216
>you guys should relax
Most of it is banter, mind you.

>>150149310
I dropped it when the concentration of yuri per unit of shitty mecha became too low, so I never shed a tear. Did Ange end up with that whathisface faggot?

>>150149490
She took that dick like a champ.

Never seen a girl getting railed so happy.

>>150149557
Good thing I never invested in that.

>>150149623
See? That's is the deal. That is the perfect example of a romance consummation in a loving relationship and you didn't even witnessed it.

Stay a delusional yurifag for all I care.

>>150149711
>delusional yurifag
I actually think of myself as a realist. The yuri wasn't forthcoming so instead of deluding myself I opted out. I still have some hope left for this show though.

>>150149809
Let that be that. It may bring joy, it may bring fear, but let us embrace whatever it brings.

>>150133712
Can we talk about how this girl just noscopped a scrub from over 500m?

Who trained the royal guard?

>>150150674
Allan Quatermain

>>150150674
Simo Häyhä. Which means that spy was a filthy commie.

>>150150674
>noscopped a scrub

>>>/v/

Also you're wrong, she aimed down the sights.

>>150115023
How many more innocent guys have to die for your yuri fantasy /u/?

>>150151436
>men
>innocent
Pick one.

>>150151478
The witch herself has higher bodycount than ISIS

>>150151149
>she aimed down the sights
Do you know the difference between sights and scopes?

>>150151149
Is this nigga seriously saying iron sights are scopes?

>>150151684
>>150151671
No-scope means you got a headshot while shooting from the hip, IE you don't look down whatever sighting mechanism you have.

And it wasn't even a headshot, she was a bodyshotting faggot who can't aim.

>>150151722
Ok /v/, whatever you say.

>>150151581
Izetta has merely conducted pest control.

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>>150151478
>>150151772
Enjoy your himexwitch fantasies because if the kingdom is to exist, her future has only one possible outcome

>>150151581
I think it's around 1200 at most. But she's not done yet.

>>150151722
You do realize proper real life snipers aim for the heart, right? And that no-scope means with no scope?

>>150152906
Who the fuck designed her cloths?

>>150153038
A man of patrician taste but little sense for practicality.

>>150149525
>fine's big fat ass showing through skirt

>>150154298
Not really, if anything it's flat, but I think that's just the dress.

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They say chokers are black belts in dick sucking, and red belts are often reserved for the founder or grandmaster of a martial art. What does this image mean, looking at the phallic object in the foreground, dripping from the tip?

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>>150154298

>>150154361
We can clearly see that Fine is bottom heavy in the shower scene.

What's the chance of this ending up with Fine getting married?

>>150155534
About 80%

>>150155534
To who? And why?
If anything, the only way this would happen is if there's a several year Izetta-less time jump and she's married to Random McShmo just because.

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>>150155607
Maybe I should wait for the series to finish before I invest on this.

>>150155653
Nah, America is coming to liberate both her shitty country and Germany, she will have to marry Not!Hitler so he's willing to defend her shitty country against murrika.

>>150155714
Do you say this kind of thing because you're bored or genuinely lonely and in need of (You)s?

>>150155749
Both, and also because I secretly like getting butthurt.

>>150155534
Depends on whether homosexual marriage is legal in Eylstadt. Then again, the Archdyke should be able to legalize it. So I guess they're getting married in episode 13.

>>150156437
I hope the Pope excommunicates her.

>>150156482
I hope Izetta destroys the Vatican.

>>150156482
I'm sure the pope approves of witches as long as you don't gay marry them.

>>150156540
I hope Izetta burns in eternal damnation.

>>150156572
The post I responded to was talking about gay marriage.

>>150156596
not him, but I'm 90% sure that was irony

>>150156574
Don't worry anon, she will. Remember, God with us.

>>150156658
DEUS VULT

>>150156437
How possible is an OVA where Finé and Izetta get married and get as lewd as OVA's allow?

>>150156658
God loves yuri though.

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>>150156658
Hail Hydra.

>>150156707

Princess Lover style. Fund it.

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>>150156746
Sieg Reich

>>150141881
>Hence, war is for men.
>if you are going to be cannon fodder you better be expendable.

War is for everyone anon and also women are expendable too.

>>150156707
You know what I love? When a lesbian couple is rubbing cunts and fondle each other and then one of them takes out a dildo, shit just cracks me up.

The mighty dick knows no defeat.

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>>150156707
>and get as lewd as OVA's allow?
Directed by Kaneko?

>>150157035
That's usually because lesbian porn is often made for men, some of which can't get off without penetration.

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>>150157297
I should really finish VD.

>try posting blushing anime girl reaction
>get this
HIROSHIMAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>150157297
The fuck did I just watch? These characters look like from Vividred.

>>150157312
>some of which can't get off without penetration.
Guilty. Recently found out that stab wounds count as penetration to my dick. The more you know.

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>>150157683
Valkyrie Drive

>>150157883
Is this yuri? Or pure fanservice? I might give it a chance depending on the answer, anon. Please tell me.

>>150158309
Yes.

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What did they mean by this?

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>>150157683
>>150157883
>>150158309

>>150149711
I had nothing against Ange getting railed, either by fist or by that sidekick faggot but Fukuda's bullshit wanking was way too obtuse. Whoever let that guy out of cryostasis after his last hack job should be court martialled.

>>150158546
>finally a reason to post MODS = GODS again

>>150157883
This technique is actually very effective.

>>150161128
You're saying this from experience of raping women?

Izetta thread is still up on Friday? That's a new record!

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>>150154955
It's obvious where all the pie and cake is going.

>>150163324
This is such a 'wife says goodbye to husband' moment. Made me wish they were a couple.

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>>150165543
>Made me wish they were a couple.

How pure is Fine? This is important.

>>150165716
What is it, Izetta? Is it hard to deal with the fact a princess will never marry a filthy gypsy?

>>150165751

100%. She's a princess so she has to keep her virginity for the highest bidder.

>>150165758
Rude! Izetta is not for bullying!

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Tomorrow is finally Saturday again, get hype.

>>150167753
>witch dyke sees himesama in regalia

>>150168073
>witch dyke sees Archdyke
FTFY

>>150167753
I wasn't that hyped for Izetta's episode since the first 3 episodes. I hope they won't fuck this up.

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>>150109462
>Hetfags in suicide help
FTFY

Lesbians were a mistake.

>>150170218
This show would be selling even less if it didn't have lesbians.

>>150170266
Japan can't into shows about World Wars.

This thread consists like 80% headcanon and fanfics.

>>150170626
Just wait for next episode. We will get another 4 threads filled with (mostly) quality discussion.

>>150170626

And? What's wrong with that? Isn't that what's anime is all about?

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>>150170342
>Japan can't into shows about World Wars.

>put cute girls in WW2 tanks and have them wage low-stakes warfare in a sporting league
>huge fucking hit
>turn famous WW2 aviators into cute girls and have them fight aliens with occasional allusions to their inspirations
>big multimedia franchise
>make some fucking freemium game about ships turned into cute girls
>license to print money, enough fan engagement to rival Touhou

>actually make something heavily inspired by the events of WW2 with some grand crusade against a fascist empire
>?

Seems like it just ends up a neat series that mostly just ends up as a page on industry staff filmographies and for a fun bit of trivia, like that one JRPG where Hitler was a wizard that summoned dragons.

Shit, what the hell is Valkyria Chronicles even about anymore?

>>150171279
More than anything, I just want to be Izetta in that screencap because of how fucking comfy must it feel like to have my arms wrap around the princess that I cherish.

WHY FUCKING LIVE

>>150171438
Holding someone that close who's wearing a stinky sweaty coat and bleeding everywhere would probably be pretty gross.

>>150171911

have you ever been in love?

>>150108102
>You 'll never ever be an anime lesbian
why even bother

>>150172319
I'm not trying to be an anime lesbian.

>>150172319
Anime has enough lesbians these days.

Bump for lesbians

I'm just sticking around for the delicious yurifag tears.

>>150174155
If you don't have nothing to say just let it go.

>>150174155
>bumping for no reason when there's absolutely nothing until the next episode