How to save her?

>>150058510
Anilingus.

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>>150058510
She needs intense handholding with Araragi as she leans on his shoulder.

>>150058510
Ararararagi's dick in her butt.

Why would you want to?

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you know the drill

>>150058510
Different hair color

Why does she want to be called Euler?

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>>150058510
get her to live her life properly

>tfw no cute animu gf to help you through your math courses

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she has cute feets

>>150059537
>feets

>>150059537
>feets

>>150059558
>>150059722
all me

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>>150058656
>>150058899
This kills the Euler

>>150059537
i wonder what her feets taste like haha as a joke like its not like i wanna kiss or lick them or anything haha

>>150058510
Right-click save image as.

>>150059128
She wants to be man.

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>>150058510
By doing highschool math. Go practice some Riemann sums anon.

you can only save yourself
-hawaiian meme man

>>150058510
Have her BATTARU more.

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>>150059101
It didn't change anything in the novel.

>>150058510
From what?

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>>150062715
Battoru?

Give her a fucking haircut
Always works

>>150062922
From Nisio.

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>>150062954
She gets a haircut right before college classes starting, and she still skip classes and has suicidal thoughts.

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>>150058510
>Become a math major in the same college as her
>Approach her to study frequently, subtly praising her
>Slowly become a friend she can trust with her problems
>Accept all of her and start dating
>Finally call her Euler, and while she is disoriented ask her in marriage
>Produce multiple math papers and future STEM researchers together.

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I want to marry Sodachi

>>150063813
Get in line.

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>>150063859
The empty one

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>>150063975
If it's just me and you there, can we share her?

>>150058510

I want her to teach me math. My math skills are lacking.

anyone have a high-res version of that endcard with math wearing a bikini?

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>>150064119
No, I already claimed her as my daughter, so I'll protect her from anons who think wives are shareable.

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>>150064277
No high res version of any end card yet, even those released in the english release of Owari 1.

>>150059833
They should just hatefuck already. The resulting child would be the sexiest and the craziest weirdo possible amongst the humans in this story.

>>150064288
I'm pretty sure she'd be a rebellious teenager even if she were raised in a normal family. You'll have a tough job protecting her from herself.

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>>150064531
Sodachi raised by a normal family would be a completely different person. And her rebelliousness was mostly either the parents shifting blame for being shitty themselves or her attempts of fixing her family.

And it wouldn't necessarily be like zokuowari.

>>150064333
puffy

>>150064119
Nice pic, I just came.

>>150058510
Not worth saving

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>>150062935

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>>150065393
Are those clothes a parody of something? Regardless, I always find strange Sodachi without either her uniform, her pajamas and her one normal set of clothes.

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I think Euler should have been introduced in Nise, specially since Nisio teased the idea of Araragi losing his confidence due to an event since Bake.

>>150064706
Oh shit a douman How Much. Is this from a doujin or just a one-off doodle or something.

Is there ever a reason given as to why Sodachi's situation never gave rise to an oddity?

I always found this a little strange considering how royally emotionally fucked she is even compared to the rest of the cast, who all had oddity happenings.

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>>150066527

she is to smart too give rise too something as illogical as an oddity

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>>150066382
One-off I found looking for images on twitter. Good math fanart is unfortunately scarce.
https://twitter.com/dowmansayman/status/773118103257395203
>>150066527
You need some connection to it, like knowledge of it's existence, someone close that is strongly connected to it or at least strong desire to meet it (like Araragi thanks to Hanekawa talking about how there was a vampire around). Which is why everyone around Sodachi take extra care to avoid revealing anything that might make her suspicious of it's existence (like Araragi's blood in owari and Nadeko in nademonogatari). And as a future mathematician, she knows better than believing fairy tales.

>>150066745
why does that guy have an albert fish avatar?

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>>150067610
I didn't even know he was a doujin artist known on /a/, I just liked the picture.

>>150066745
>tfw too smart to believe in fairy tales

Is mathemagics the best OP?

>>150069068
I prefer Orange Mint & Decent Black
Also especially fond of Last Day of My Adolescence but I think that's just my bias towards Sawashiro's sex voice speaking here

>>150069150
>orange mint
>that shitty rap part in the middle

What did they mean by this?

>>150069196
Orange Mint is good.
Yeah the rap part of the Hana OP is shit, like I said I just like the VAs voice a lot.

>>150069068
No, that's still Platinum Disco.

>>150069150
Suruga Monkey OP > Suruga Devil OP

>>150069068
No doubt.

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Is there any chance of this chick getting a happy ending? As of Nadekomono I'm pretty sure Sodachi's the only girl left who is still wallowing in misery

>>150069878
I recall somebody on 4chan saying that Nisio has mentioned that her ending wouldn't be particularly happy.

I don't remember if there was a source for where he said that, and anyway Nisio saying he will/won't do something doesn't really mean shit

>>150069878
It's Nisio, so there's no chance for any sort of conclusive ending for anyone

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>>150069878
>Nisio's face when he never writes her another arc and just leaves Sodachi Fiasco dangling forever

>>150070124
>Musubimonogatari is actually about Araragi and Crab marriage, Sodachi appears and ends up trashing everything, gets another punch and no one ever mentions her again.

>>150070124
Well, she's ditching college and giving snake life advice isn't she?

>>150070338
I doubt that it's going to actually involve Koyomi & Senjou getting married to be honest, especially since Nisio is hinting at it that hard. This is the same guy who described Hitagi End as "Senjou & Koyomi's love story".

>>150070338
Bullshit

>Musubimonogatari is actually about Araragi and Crab marriage, ragi realizes that crab an annoying shit, leaves her at the altar for superior sodachi, vivid description of crab's heartbreak, they live happily ever after.

That's better

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>>150070386
Considering Nisio that could be hes satisfactory ending. She is still fucked up, but she developed an oddity level of achieving stability through fucking herself up even more.

But if there are still more novels to off-season/beyond-season/forever-season he will certainly have her appear again. I just would like a short story with Araragi, Sodachi and Senjougahara in college explaining their situations.

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>>150071666
Cutest monogatari.

>>150070456
>leaves her at the altar for superior sodachi
Would she be angry or happy if Koyomi suddenly asked her out?

>>150072090
Both at the same time. It's never going to happen though.

>>150072156
I know. I actually want Koyomi to end up with Kanbaru but that's not going to happen either.

>>150058510
One person saving another is impossible. People have to save themselves.

>>150072486
meme pls go

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>>150072486
But by helping them save themselves you're actually saving them.

>>150059128
i thought she wanted to be called how much

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>>150074457
Why would anyone want to be called how much?

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>>150071666
based Hammer

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>>150076649
Is that blood? Is Araragi suffering?

>>150076797
Seems like Ougi is raping him.

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>>150074550
She wants to be called Caustic Soda.

She's so close to Sodachi I want her.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Nadesico-Hoshino-darkness-premium-Figures/dp/B00DQ5F7OU
But can I accept a fake like RRG can?

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>>150077128
why

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>>150077214
Sodachi has a prize fig though.

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>>150077247
It's not even her most accurate nickname.

>>150062044
He's right

>>150077364
I really wish GSC would make one but my hopes aren't too high

even when I love the character prize figs are usually pretty blah. A nicer one would be incredible

>>150065210
>>150062935
>gray/white hair
>twintails
Hmmmmmmmm

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>>150077469
But doctors and firefighters save other people.

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>>150077563
They are very cheap at least.

>>150058510
Take her home gently

>>150077602
They can stave off an immediate physical threat. But a fireman can't make people not try to start fires with gasoline and a doctor can't stop their patients from eating five cakes a day.

>>150064119
I don't think I understood her arc or character that well but her design and Marina Inoue just make me infatuated with her. I'd probably be okay just marrying her right there.

>>150076649
even the lewds are cute

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>>150077765
In this case Araragi could have saved her during the summer lessons though, just not after.
>>150077796
Sodachi Fiasco helps a lot to understand her character, since it's entirely from her perspective. It's unlikely it will be adapted, but if it does it will be multiple episodes of non stop Marina Inoue narration. At least almost every Sodachi content is translated, including her in nademonogatari and zokuowari and 2 out of 3 commentary episodes of her with Crab.

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>>150077651
Some of them can be pretty cool.

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>>150078118
That one looks pretty good, but it seems like a special case with an official promotional crossover of two highly popular character.

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>>150078118
A lot of the madogatari shit they do is pretty neat


>>150078105
as far as I know the Shaft policy of "we'll animate all the LN stuff" is still standing, but to be fair that decision was made before Nisio decided it would be fun to shit out endless side stories so who knows

Unless the profitability seriously tanks I'd think there's a decent shot at seeing at least some of the episode zeroes animated though

>>150074550
HLTV

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>>150078408
They picked the wrong outfit for Gahara.

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>>150078601
there's a Homura swap too

not really as nice looking as the others and the fact that it's just the school uniform and not the magical girl outfit is kind of lame though

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>>150078408
Since it's only basically one season left, it will probably end at 20k average, so they can take a bet and Sodachi Fiasco is the immediate next story to adapt. They can also be jerks and skip to a more marketable story though, like acerola bon appétit.

>>150078716
There's 2 or 3 seasons of content left.

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>>150078118
Jesus Christ, how can she be so beatiful?

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>>150078915
Superior Holy Roman Imperial genes.

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>>150078896
There is only 2 novels from final season left, and owari 3 + zokuowari is shorter than owari 1 and 2 which was just one season.

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>>150078985
There's no reason to assume (yet) they won't adapt the other novels as well.

>>150079014
I think he was referring to there being 1 season left of the main story, otherwise it wouldn't make sense to start talking about what they'd adapt after that.

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>>150078973

>>150079014
reminder that araragi literally says he always knew who ougi was

>>150069068
yes

>>150074550
>Euler
>Oikura
>Ikura
It's a long story.

>>150078688
I have the homu one, it's pretty neat.

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Math+Me=a loving and happy couple

>>150058510
Beat the crap out of her

>>150080371
Of course he did. There's no way he wouldn't.

I thought twintails were banned >>150000000

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>>150082125
Math is one of the few characters who can pull twintails off.

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>>150082268
She doesn't even pull them off as well as Hachikuji.

>>150082353
Hachikuji's twintails aren't as puffy, so they aren't as good.

>>150082353
End you are self. Fucking snail loving motherfucker

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>>150082453
How about these? They're also better than Sodachi's.

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>>150082569
They don't quite meet the length criteria. And gotta be puffier.

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>>150082643
How about her clone, which somehow also manages to have better twintails. I think it's just because she's not overtly psycho/insecure. It makes everything about her look more attractive.

>>150082703
>not overtly psycho/insecure
But that's what makes Sodachi so good.

>>150082783
Then we have the exact opposite taste in women.

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>>150082900

>>150060381
underrated post

>theoretical maths

she can fuck herself