This Guy Slaps Your Waifu's Ass

Mourn her death.

Actually i'm a master of the Water Polo Carbonated Fist martial arts school
I guess i have no problems

I slap his dick

b-but anon, he is my waifu

>>150022968
Watch as he slaps his own ass.

>>150022968
poo on his face and watch him eat it.

>>150024052

> I didn't read the webcomic and thought Saitama was stronger

>>150024446
the autism is strong in you :/

I slap myself and wake up.

There's no way I'd have a gf.

But my waifu isn't a monster girl.

Slap his ass.

>>150024052
I myself am a master and explosive kernel, popcorn fist martial arts. He stands no chance.

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>>150022968
Well I don't have a waifu, so he's probably just slapped my ass.
And since this is One Punch, he has to deal with my self insert.
He beats me but not before I crack him in the jaw a few times
my backstory is I'm a man who drank himself into the worst hangover ever, but stubbornly drank his way through it so now he can turn alcohol into fightan energy

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>>150025782
I know when you made this post you were probably thinking "Saying this is a bit embarrassing, but there are probably a few people that will enjoy it and then I'll feel validated."

I'm sorry to tell you you're just really autistic.

>>150025782
I don't know why but I laughed. Thanks a lot anon.

>>150025893
I'm on /a/ posting in a One Punch thread. There are worse forms of autism on this board, at least I'm having a bit of harmless fun with mine.