What are your special features /a/?

It gets bigger when I pull it

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I masturbate by pressing down hard and thrusting my hands sligthly above my vulva, with no penetration or clit rubbing needed.

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>>150006317
My long eyelashes
I would look like pic related but i'm not indian though

But hey, at least my waifu loves them a lot, she's a bit jealous about it!

>>150006317
I am deadly accurate with a loli within 10 meters.

>>150006317
I can bake really good scones.

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>>150006496
How does that even count as masturbation?

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Pic related

>>150006678
I come and orgasm.

>>150006496
LONDON

i got webbed toes

>>150006317
I have a PhD and a tulpa
And I guess I have a good signing voice

>>150006344
Sometimes I tear the skin.

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Removable glasses. I can hold my breath for half a minute too.

>>150008405
Well, my daddy taught me how not to rip the skin by using somebody else's mouth

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I have natural charisma that makes people like me without a clear reason. Or you could just say that I'm a handsome fella.

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>>150006317
Boyfriends leave me alone for being depressed.
it's a special power really, it never fails to work.

>>150009325
It's definitely because you're a fat dumbIr IandwhaIe with shit taste in anime. Being depressed is part of you being such an insufferable whore.

>>150006317
God i want to destroy Hakase's little pooper.

>>150009135
Could you show me?

>>150006317
People tell me that I don't give a shit in the good way (whatever that means) and that I don't look repulsive.

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>>150009404
Nah, 4chan neet from /g/.
also i'm a male.

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>>150009404

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>>150009504
Oh. I feel bad now.
>>150009511
I'm gay, stop

>it's another 'use an anime image to start a /soc/ thread' episode

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>>150009531
>I'm gay, stop
So now gays have a free pass to bully whoever they want?
NO! UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES! BULLYING IS NOT ALLOWED!

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>>150009135
>wide hips
>the ability to have an ear-grating voice at will
>people have said that I have nice eyes
>I'm a man

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>>150006317

Radical honesty. Otherwise known as saying the wrong thing at the wrong time but I just call it redpilling

>>150006698
That sounds extremely painful.

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>>150009531
it's fine anon, i still love you.

>>150006317
I haven't kissed a girl im not related to in 7+ years. I'm sure someone on /a/ has done better though

>>150010101
last time a girl kissed me was by force, i'm gay so i didn't want none of that shit.

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>>150010101
Yeah. I haven't kissed a girl at all. I'm better, alright.

>>150009459
I'd be right happy to

>>150010101
The only time that I've been kissed by a girl was when I was attacked by a landwhale in the 6th grade.

Never again.

>>150009591
But mom
>>150009785
I am sorry. fuck I am a bad person

>>150010101
You've kissed a girl you're not related to before? Get the fuck out of /a/ you disgusting normalfag.

>>150010504
Maybe he was raped like >>150010341

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>>150010421
you're not. just don't be so rude in general, okay?
*huggu*

>>150010545
Please don't start with the ERP.

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>>150010545
Got it.

Why are gays the lowest quality posters on /a/?

Thanks to spinal curvature that was never quiiiiiiite severe enough for medical correction, I can look nearly 270 degrees over my right shoulder and easily touch every spot on my back. (The trade-off is that I can barely look over my left shoulder at all.)

Also, I can store multiple roll cakes in a specially-designed gastric compartment.

"I'm not a robot"

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>>150010504
That's why cousins are a thing.

>>150010593
No one's ERPing, anon, do you even know what that stands for?

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>>150010607
thanks <3

>>150010722
Not him, but clearly things are headed in that direction.