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sorry guys
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>>149978159
You went too far this time
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>>149980189
No such thing when hes around. Hes going to eventually marry all reality.
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>>149978159
alright thats fucking it, i thought i was safe from yesterday thread but faggots have crossed the line now.
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>>149978159
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Is there a old fat woman version?
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>>149978159
Still safe, try harder
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>>149978159
How is this fat faceless old man able to marry so many qt girls?
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>>149981224
TOO FAR
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>>149981334
With this one weird trick, click here to find out how.
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>>149981334
He's probably a really charming guy
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I can't wait to see their kids :3
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>>149981334
He is a master at sex and sports a large cock. Breaking them was no challenge.
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Finally a new /a/ meme
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>mfw no ones done one of my waifu

Youll never guess who she is. Im safe.
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>>149981334
Old fat greasy guys have years of women experience, lots of money, and are great in the sack.

How can young guys and NEETs from a Taiwanese Knitting forum even compete? Thank God I love NTR
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>>149978159
Tell me guys, why does he hide the face?
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>>149981691
I'm scared that someone will eventually make one of her, specially since she shows up in a wedding dress in official material.
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It's not like my wife want to get married to that fat old man or anything.
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>>149982029
I don't have that fear.
My waifu is an OC I made quite some time ago and she has no art. Zero.
She's also my tulpa.
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>>149981334
He achieved CHIM.
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>>149982029
Mine doesnt have a wedding dress but most of her designs are great. No one will ever guess. Shes incredible math.
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>>149982220
If only I could hack into someone's mind.
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>>149981224
Thanks doc
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>>149982335
If we force this meme hard enough, he might end up seeing dreams of the fat man NTRing him.
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>>149982011
He has nothing to hide as he doesn't have a face to show.
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>>149982029
>someone's already done my waifu
At least it's already done and I don't have to worry about it.
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>>149982547
YAMEROOO-
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If 4, he's gonna marry yotsuba
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>>149978159
Do Satsuki next. Those Kiryuin bitches deserve to get married to fat pigs.
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I'm now glad that my waifu is so underrated.
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>>149983012
Pic unrelated
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>>149981224
Thanks doc
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>>149981224
thanks doktor
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Luluco is getting married when?
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>Waifu is obscure as all fuck
>She has never been posted anywhere on /a/ except by me in waifu threads
>The only good pic of her in a wedding dress as her looking sad, because of canon context, so even if someone shooped her in, she wouldn't look happy about it at all

I'm safe.
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You fucks will never figure out mine. Ill even give you a hint because Im sure youll never figure it out.

Shes good at math. Incredible even. No she is math. And incredible. Incredible math.
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>>149978159
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
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I need one with him please
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We know that the man is gay and that he and Majima-san would get along
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>>149982307
>>149983294
Since you're so obsessed about marrying her to the fat fuck, why won't you do it yourself?
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>>149983337
Already done.
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>>149983377
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>>149983377
Am not. Im just happy that people here wont ever figure her out. I thought she was easy to guess too.
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>>149983330
He's already broken her, anon
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>>149983379
Nice.
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>>149983212
i tried
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>>149983446
shut up
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>>149983466
Proportions, man.
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>>149981224
thanks doc
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>>149983532
Yeah, I know. I'm not sure how to make them better.
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>>149983555

post CIA x Masked Otoko
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>>149981224
gracias doctor
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>>149983377
>anon is mad because he cant marry my beautiful waifu to this fat fuck
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>>149981224
Thanks doc.
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>>149983466
NO
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>>149983590
CIA is getting married!
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me on the left
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>>149983648
me on the right
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>>149983648
>>149983664
me on the guest list
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>>149983426
I won't give you that pleasure. If only you could give a harder riddle. But no. Just accept it. You lost.
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It time use the zeno button.
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>>149981224
Kiitos tohtori
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>>149981334
This fat, ugly piece of shit is banging hot waifus, and basically, you are a normalfag. How? Click here to an hero.
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>>149981224
Thanks doc
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>>149983748
I didnt give a hard riddle because I know nobody can guess her. I guess she hasnt been relevant for a while. Youre just trying to get me to reveal her but shes still mine.
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>>149981224
Domo arigato doc
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>>149983426
Happy now?
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>>149981334
Why are you judging him by his looks?

He's actually an honest, caring, rich and talented man and that's why waifus all over fall head over heels for him.

Anime when?
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>>149978159
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>>149982736
>no public ban
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>>149983423
Thanks anon
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>>149984143
Can you make a 3 old men with the middle man holding the shoulders of the 2 on the sides?
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Man i love NTR so much
not because im a cuck myself but because i fucking hate safe inserth main character with traditional concept of love
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>>149978159
please make a version with redditgahara
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>>149984394
dumb frogposter
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>>149982736
What was this?
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>>149983755
Bad man wouldn't be getting married any more.
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>>149984232
Senjougahara is lovestruck!
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>>149984502
CP
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>>149984617
oh god yes
can't wait to start spamming this
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>>149984394
dumb frogposter
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>>149984625
Like this one?
>>149979637
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>>149984502
Unspeakable sin
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>>149984695
no
3D CP
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>>149982736
Enjoy your ban
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>put the last slice of leftover pizza in the fridge
>wake up and see this
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>>149984794
YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD
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>>149984794
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>>149984794
i cant breathe
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There's only one way to stop him. We must make him our waifu, then all the waifus will become ours.
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>>149981224
arigato hakase
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>>149984936
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>>149984794
>>149984936
Fuck you
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>>149978159
Glad she found someone.
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I need one with him marrying a bald fat old guy
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>>149981224
Hvala doco
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>>149981224
Obrigado, doutor.
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Goodbye Onii-san, I finally grew out of my childish delusions!
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>>149981224
بفضل دوك
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>>149985048
She had me
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>>149981224
Obrigado doutor
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>>149981224
Andale, andale, arriba, arriba, doctor.
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>>149985279
MODS
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>>149981224
arigato gyro
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>>149981224
Thanks Doc.
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>>149981334
Stop judging people by their looks. Hes probably a chill, down to earth nice guy,
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>>149981224
谢谢大夫
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>>149981224
Praise Medic
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>>149983885
Not her. God this feels good.

Me and my waifu are the last bastion of hope against this unstoppable menace.
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>>149981224
udokotela Siyabonga
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test
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>Even after days the madman hasnt married my waifu yet

Maybe its because shes actually kind of old despite her unchanging youthful appearance.
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>>149983630
What a big guy
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>>149985519
Okay, how about now?
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When will Lisha be getting married?
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>>149986038
Old man developped a shrink ray to ensnare his wives with.
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>>149981224
شکریہ ڈاکٹر سے
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>>149986111
He's just a big guy.
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Okabe has already claimed Kurisu, so at least she is safe
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>>149986038
Nope.

Pic unrelated. Its just my reaction.
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He's so happy
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>>149985993
>>149985993
>>149985993
>>149985993
for you
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>>149986038
Not that anon but you got my waifu.

I thought she was safe. I thought this fat old man could never take her from me. At least have him marry me so well be together. I cant stand this pain.
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>>149986249
Well, so much for the incredible math then.
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>>149981224
Danke, Herr Doktor.
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>>149986412
Anon please. Youve caused me pain. Have him marry me so I can still be close to her.
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DEJA VU
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>>149986515
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>>149982547
Haruka?
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>>149986580
lost
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>>149981224
Dziękuję, doktorze
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>>149986761
>>149986761
Breast girl
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>>149986785
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>>149986580
B-BAKANA!
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>>149986515

He already has another anon
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>>149986580
MULTI TRACK NTR
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>mfw daughteru is still safe
Pic unrelated
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Nom nom
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>>149986941
He'll come for Tsumugi eventually
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>>149986954
Get away from my board you fat fuck
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>>149986580
Don't you take my ae86
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>>149985882
wait isn't this that /fit/ guy who shot up a coffeeshop
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>>149987145
Yeah he was the king of betas
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>>149981224
ありがとう博士
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>>149987022
>tfw i don't even know who tsumugi is
I'm halfway tempted to drop hints, just for the thrill of it
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>>149987145
That is the Supreme Gentlemen, please be more respectful.
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>>149987193
He'll do anything for a ring, what a slut
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So far I'm still safe, but my waifu is fairly common so it's only a matter of time.
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>>149987260
She's safe for good. Old Man is tired of waifus and has moved on to marrying memes.
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WE NEED TO GO DEEPER
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This meme is getting out of hand
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>>149986807
DICKMAN BABY
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>>149987308
It feels like he loves memes as much as he loves cute girls.
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>>149986941
>his daughteru and waifu isn't asuka
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>>149987346
NINGEN
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>>149986761
>10
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>>149978159
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>>149987397
Soon he'll be showing his new wife Trump to /pol/
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>>149987429
Asuka is for getting drunk and sharing personal traumas with
My daughteru is'nt pure as the driven snow
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>>149986580
Stop! Takumi is pure, PURE
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>>149987559
>drinking with a 13-year-old
fuck off
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>>149987532
But I thought he was Trump?
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>>149981224
Paldies dakter
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>>149981224
merci docteur
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>>149987606
What are you, the moralfag police?
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>>149987643
Good
undertale is garbage
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>>149987579
>Takumi kissed these dick sucking lips

I think not

Come to think of it, is this the Mercedes guy?
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>>149987835
Implying Old Man would have a disgusting kid like that guy from 3rd Stage.
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>>149986884
ANON PLEASE. I DONT WANT TO LOSE MY MOTOKO. JUST TAKE ONE OF MY POSTS AND HAVE HIM MARRY ME SO I CAN STILL BE CLOSE TO HER. IM SOBBING LIKE A GIRL AND TYPING IN CAPS. HAVE PITY THIS PAIN IS TOO MUCH.
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>>149984794
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Looks like the biyoris are immune, I'm safe for now
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>>149986090
Jesus' only spouse is the church!!!!
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He should marry Keit-ai
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>>149988179
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>>149988295
>>149988179
Like cockwork
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>>149981224
Ευχαριστώ, Γιατρέ
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>>149988333
hopefully he wouldnt marry this double dub trip combo right
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>>149981224
Zahvaljujem, doktore
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>>149987320
>Don't ever talk to me or my son or my son's son or my son's son's son or my son's son's son's son or my son's son's son's son's son ever again
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>>149988445
so close but so far
like mi life
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>>149988445
>off by one
Neck yourself
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>>149988445
Nice try, but check this
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>>149981224
Kösz, doki.
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>>149986884
Anon please. I know I sound like a pathetic faggot right now. But please.
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>>149980716
Shall we join up and form a party to go track down OP and beat the shit out of him?
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>>149988641
Their first time would be doggystyle
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>>149981224
terima kasih dokter
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>>149988751
funny and original joke
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>>149988825
Obligatory whenever she's mentioned
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>>149988684
>>149988061
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>>149988935
Sides currently inhabiting kuiper belt
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Do you remember?
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>>149988295
My biyoriwife is neither of those biyoris, nice try though
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>>149989012
That might as well be canon.
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>>149989107
It's probably some meme waifu like SHINKANSEN so someone will do her sooner or later anyway.
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>>149988136
holy fuck
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>>149989012
Shindol? The one with the dog?
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>>149989238
Renge is not a meme wife faggot
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He too powerful.
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I'm glad my wife is safe from this man.
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>>149989523
Don't say who you're waifu is.
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>>149989650
But I love her.
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>>149988558
an admirable attempt, but check this 5
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>>149989715
You're waifu a fat
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>>149989715
She already burns coal so if anything fat old Jap man would be an improvement.
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>>149989736
Refer to
>>149988517
>>
He would love this thread.

>>149979802
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>>149988935
MOTOKO MOTOKO MOTOKO MOTOKO
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are you retards fucking stupid
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>>149990169
>having fun

Better watch out, Naruto. I hear Old Man kun likes big breasted married women.
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>>149990333
>fun
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>>149986346
Best one. They are perfect for each other
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>>149990333
thats borute u uber nigger
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>>149990333
Hinata is flat now so she's safe.
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>>149988935
Motoko...please. Anon...please. It hurts.
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>tfw he still hasn't gotten my waifu
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>>149987320
It's beautiful.
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>>149990954
Same, he'll never defile my pure mermaid waifu
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>>149990954
Me too!
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>>149991084
Don't worry, he'll lay his eggs in her soon enough.
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I love you, /a/.
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>>149990954
>>149991125
Even though there's not pictures for them all, in reality he's already married every waifu there was, is, or will be.
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>>149981224

grazie Dottore.
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>>149990954
Get out of this thread now. I thought I was safe and now Im forced to watch this fat fuck my waifu deep.
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>>149991051
Puts a tear in my eye.
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>>149990954
mfw
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>>149981224
Thanks doc
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>>149978159
TOO FAR. DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW.
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>>149981224
Danke, herr Doktor
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>>149991051
Anon what the fuck? At least it's not moving.
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>>149986228
Who is this bitch that's marrying Subaru? I thought he LOVED EMILIA.
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>>149981224
Thanks Dr.
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>>149987227
He's going to get destroyed one ring he already had though.
>>
Where's you god now, >>>/c/ ?
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>>149991328
Thanks for the warning but I'm safe.
My waifu never gets posted in those "if your waifu gets posted go to sleep" or "if your waifu gets posted you have to do x pushups" types of threads. Which means that shes unassuming enough that no one will even think of pairing her with this old man.
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>>149991678
Look at it!
LOOK AT IT!
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>>149992002
Thats what I thought too. She was never posted in those threads either. Look what happened here >>149988935
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>>149992040
Thought this was an album cover for a prog-metal band
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>>149992040
holy shit stop
>>
Amazing way of reviving dead memes, newcunts
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>>149981457

is this really the original? guess he's not such a nice guy :(
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>>149992057
I'll still take the chance. I'm absolutely certain that no one will guess her.
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>>149992197
Old Man was just helping awaken Asuna to her true self. Just look how happy she is now.
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>>149989012
Daughter like mother
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it's good to have waifu so irrelevant and unknown that no old fat men would marry her because she needs cash
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>>149992144
Dead memes you say?
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>>149988716
Fuck off back to /pol/


30 anime only watchedfag
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At first I was like >>149979637
But then I was like
>>
>>149981224

Gracias Doc.
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>>149992308
Tis a glorious feeling anon
Obscure waifu/daughteru patricians
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>>149988136
I like it
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>>149992385
rekt
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Why do anime girls like BBC so much?
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>>149988751
I don't get it
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>>149992040
my god its full of fat old men
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>>149992684
Your waifu cannot escape. He will find her and he will put her in a white lace crotchless bikini and hold her leash at the altar.

It's inevitable, much like the forward march of time or the cooling of the universe through entropy. It's an inevitability.
>>
>>149978159
>you'll never marry a alpha male
Why live
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>>149992826
>inb4 someone shops that dude a gorillion times onto the helmet visor
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>>149992827
he can't take her away if we're already in another world. Who's laughing now fat old man?
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>>149992827
Even though he will never find my waifu, I'd still be able to fetishize the alternative.
I win either way.
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>>149992986
You say that, yet you hold a gun to your head!
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>>149986346
you win
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>>149992334
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is the man also gay?
I would like to know...
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>>149992802
I'm happy that she managed to get married to such an upstanding Portuguese man.
I heard that he's the descendant of a long line of kings!
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>>149993162
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>
>>149992826
M-m-my picture! Who did this?
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It's not like I want to see her with a fat old man or anything.
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>>149993224
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>>149993025
>he thinks he's safe inside his mind
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>>149993267
finally
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>>149992091
dumb frogposter
>>
>>149993054
YOU CAN'T CATCH US NOW OLD MAN!
*BLAM*
>>
>>149979637
>>149983466
DELETE
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>>149993313
source?
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>>149992827
We can only hypothesize that this man has married them all. The sample size is as of yet inconclusive. Occam's razor stands against you.
Until I see the deed done with my own eyes, I will not lose hope.
Besides, my daughteru doesn't need to escape. He'll never find her in the first place!
>>
>>149993251
Pretty sure she could kill that fat man
>>
>>149993427
But why would she want to?
>>
>>149984232
>>149984617
>redditgahara
Kill yourselves.
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>>149992040
So the fat man is actually God?
whoah
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>>149993548
The End
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>>149993145
that's a small girl desu
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Black man x THICC white girl
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>>149993937
Thicc a boring
>>
Jesus christ, and I thought /v was shit. You guys are way too autistic
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>>149994225
That's right, tell them Jim! Reddit 4 eva!!!444 XD
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>>149994364
Guess who is getting b& now!
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>>149994364
DELET THIS
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>>149994225
Yes, more "This is your _____ tonight" threads please!
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>>149994364
Isn't that like the second time in this thread?
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>>149994364
DELET
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>>149981224
Thanks doc
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>>149994364
More like "Guess who's getting banned now!".
>>
>>149994364
No wedding dress doesn't count
>>
>>149994364
>not spoilered
You screwed up, pepper your angus.
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>>149994364
SEE YOU IN HELL CUNT
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>>149994485
They're getting remarried!
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>>149994364
>USER BANNED WAS BANNER FOR THIS POST
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>>149995012
I hope the old man makes that traitor's butthole bleed.
>>
>>149994364
M-MODS
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>>149992254
Well Ill leave a seat ready for you at the waifu-cuckold club.
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>>149995012
who is that?
>>
>>149995241
toby fox, touhou creator
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>>149995012
>>
I remember last thread that an anon's waifu was saved by the image limit, let's fix that before it's too late.
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>>149981224
Tack, doktorn.
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>>149992481
>Hes still smiling
>>
>>149995241
>Not knowing the inventor of memes.
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>>149994364
>this post is still up somehow
How!?
>>
>>149995241
crator of facebook
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>>149995443

There is plenty of boipussy in Prison
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>>149995418
My waifu never get posted
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>>149995056

Fuck off /pol/
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>>149995510
Tempting fate like that, anon. Even the thought of your waifu marrying Old Fat Man collapses the waveform and causes her to start lusting for dirty smegma freckled dick.
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>>149995510
Here it is
>>
MODS GODS
O
D
S

G
O
D
S
>>
Do Raoh in his "I have no regrets" pose.
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>>149995894
#reckt
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>>149995894
owned
>>
>>149995919
>pulling that shit without a public ban

I hope you get married, anon
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>>149996026
Never, I'm hopeless.
>>
>I am now fapping to the thought of him fucking my waifu in the mating press position
>Even though she cant get pregnant hes dumping all his semen into her like crazy
>She loves every second and her memory of me is becoming increasingly distant as he thrusts deeper and deeper into her
>far deeper and longer than I can
>Shes making faces shed never make with me
>She looks so happy

Delete this thread. Its causing too much pain.
>>
>>149996387
Why this website attracts so many people like you?
>>
>>149978159
That ok, I always liked Ryuko x Gamagoti anyways.
>>
>>149995443
>Do what you must, for i have already won
>>
My waifu hasn't been posted and will never be. I already bought her and I won't resell her.
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>>149996566
>not Ryuko x Tsumugu
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>>149986807
my sides!
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>>149996633
But no one has bought you yet.
>>
>waifu safe
Awww yeah!
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Thread is almost over.

Did your waifu make it alive?
Post her
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>>149997306
>post her
this guy
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>>149995241
CEO of Troll Inc.
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Everybody is literally getting cucked.
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>>149996438
People like me?
>>
MOTOKO MOTOKO MOTOKO MOTOKO

Motoko...
>>
>>
>>149981224
Dzięki, doktorku
>>
>>
>>149994364
owned
>>
>>149998556
so close i feel i just doge a bullet
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>>149998556
not cool man
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>>149998742
>doge
>>
>>149981224
HOLY FUCK
>>
He can't be stopped!
>>
>>149998556
This is golden, my roomate saw a pic of this man and thought he was a doctor, I giess he's no longer wrong!
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>>149997722
what happend to that yiffer anyway?
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>The Fat fuck hasn't gotten my waifu

Feeling pretty good tonight, not gonna lie.
>>
>>149978159
>tfw we live in the time and dimension that this is a meme
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Good evening anon.
We're a special task force assigned to track down a fat old man notorious for stealing waifus all over the world for god knows how many times now.

It is imperative that you Tell us the name of your waifu so that she may not be another victim of this public menace.

Again WHO IS YOUR WAIFU. If you lover her, tell us her name.
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>>150001266
>If you lover her, tell us her name.

Fuck off, old man.
>>
You know what would be funny? Making a "claim your waifu" thread, collect all the waifus posted and after that make all the edits possible.
>>
What is this meme
>>
>>150001439
DELET THIS
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>>150001439
Y-YAMEROOOOOOOO
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>>150001266
Thanks officer. I hope you can guarantee my waifu's safety. Her name is __(You)__
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>>150001439
I'm surprised no one has done it already.
I'd consider it if I wasn't so lazy.
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>>150001266

>not cooperating with the police

Heh, enjoy finding your waifu in an alley way with a dozen children.

Pic unrelated though, definitely n-not my waifu.
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>>150001266
Her name is Ritsu Kawai. Please officer, keep her safe from that monster
>>
God bless my shit taste to make my waifu a videogame one
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>>149981224
Thank Healer
>>
>>150001266
My waifu is best senran
>>
>>150001877
Really tempting fate here, anon.
>>
>Assertive, alpha as fuck
>Extremely sexually active, libido going strong into his 60s
>Happy, not body-conscious
>Has sired many children throughout the lands

We all should aspire to be fat old hentai man.
>>
>>149987346
>Implying Zamasu sama would eve marry a filthy ningen
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>>150001911
I already got the fat part. Now I just gotta play the waiting game until I become old.
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>>150001782
Same here anon
>>
Anyone have the Asuka vers? Got an Asukafag friend to rustle
>>
>>150001554
>>150001623
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>>150001266
>>150001626

A-anon san. We managed to track down his last stayed and this is what we found. We're sorry anon-san, had you only come forward earlier, this wouldn't have happened.

Let this be a warning to all of you, tell us the name of your waifus now or else, that fat bald bastard will get your beloved wife.
>>
>>150001902
The ntr oldman only has 1 in a 12 chance to get my waifu right, I'll take the odds
>>
>>150002059
SHUT IT DOWN
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>>150002111
Doesn't the fat guy look awfully similar to the previous police officer?
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I don't get this meme
just punch the old fuck
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>>149997722
Yup. So sit down and pray your waifu isnt posted.
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>>149981224
Danke doktor
>>
>>150002289
As if a weak-ass NEET like you could beat down a pinacle of manliness like him. You would only upset your waifu for trying to beat her husband. And odds are that he would even add you to his harem.
>>
>>150002379
then fucking shoot him
or better yet, go fucking train at the gym so you can beat his ass
>>
To the faggots who think their waifus will never be posted. I got a challenge for you.

If she is posted, obscure as she may be, you must fap to the idea of the old man fucking her right in front of you. You must do it inserting as a cuck. No exceptions.
>>
>>149986726
KISAMA WO KOROSU!
>>
>>149981224
capped for posterity
>>
>>150002059
Old Man is in this thread, RIGHT NOW.

He's out working his magic, flashing those 10000 yen bills.
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>>150002432
>tries to pull the gun from his pocket so anon can shoot him
>the fat old man prevented this and already emptied his pockets
>now anon has to watch his waifu get fucked by 2 meters of big fat meat
It's over.
>>
>>150002765
>teleports behind him
>nothing personnel fatty..
>cuts him up into 1000 pieces
gg ez :^)
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>>150002111
>Based trip cops couldn't protect anons waifu
>>
>>150002509
I accept.
Trust me, you will never post her.
>>
>>150002111
Officer please save my not not boring waifu Kato Megumi from the greasy fat old man.
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>>150002869
I bet youre arrogant enough to drop a hint.
>>
This meme is getting critical mass. If he gets a girl that everyone loves I fear for his safety.
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>>149981509
FUCK YOU, I SHOULDN'T HAVE POSTED THAT SHE CAN'T BE NTR'D
>>
>>150002811
>then anon wakes up with a nerve gear on his head, laying on bed in some place which seems to be a hospital
>he looks like his body is all dryed up, he has been asleep for a long time
>then he notices there are two people making strange noises behind him
>he recognizes one
>it's she
>his waifu has come to see him
>but there is someone else
>a bald head
>a fat body
>a cheap tan
>and two meters of meat piercing through the pussy of anon's waifu
It's useless.
>>
>>150003078
You're damn right I am. Here's the only hint I'll give you:
Brown eyes
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>>150003184
>implying I didn't plant a bomb within the waifu set to explode the moment someone tried this
>they both explode into smithereens
useless indeed
>>
>>150003150
Better than not winning the Hayate bowl desu.
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There is only 1 way. Only one person can defeat Old Man.

Asanagi himself must draw a doujin of old man losing his conquered waifu to the NTR'd cuck with the power of pure vanilla.
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>>150003307
>anon planted a bomb inside his waifu
>he smiles maniacally as he covers before the explosion happens
>the fat old man starts laughing
>"did you think I'd fall for that?"
>"I made sure to clean my property after brainwashing your waifu!"
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>>150002115
I admire your confidence, anon. Good luck.
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>>150003307
>>150003452
Is /co/ raiding us?
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>>150003478

He's gone now, friends. It's safe to post your waifus now. You go first.
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>>150003049

Sorry anon-san, the fat old man is always a step ahead of us. We found this photograph from where he last stayed.

Thankfully, she's not wearing any wedding dress so she's not legally his wife yet.
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>>150003404
>implying I didn't plant a bomb inside him as well,the moment he took the gun off me
>the trigger word is "brainwash" (or any variation of that word)
>attempting to change it activates the bomb
>it can't be disabled, he realizes his mistake to ever challenge me
>he blows up
>his severed head lands in front of me
>crush his skull with my foot
heh..
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>all of these waifus without wedding dresses
Do it right.
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>>150003577
Jokes on you corrupt cop. That not not boring girl is not my waifu. Now with her out of the picture we can finally have a chance for Utaha best girl to win.
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>>150003577
What about my waifu, officer? I'm fairly certain the fat old man isn't a furry but she's prepared just in