You went too far this time
No such thing when hes around. Hes going to eventually marry all reality.
alright thats fucking it, i thought i was safe from yesterday thread but faggots have crossed the line now.
I can't wait to see their kids :3
>mfw no ones done one of my waifu
Youll never guess who she is. Im safe.
Old fat greasy guys have years of women experience, lots of money, and are great in the sack.
How can young guys and NEETs from a Taiwanese Knitting forum even compete? Thank God I love NTR
It's not like my wife want to get married to that fat old man or anything.
I'm now glad that my waifu is so underrated.
>Waifu is obscure as all fuck
>She has never been posted anywhere on /a/ except by me in waifu threads
>The only good pic of her in a wedding dress as her looking sad, because of canon context, so even if someone shooped her in, she wouldn't look happy about it at all
You fucks will never figure out mine. Ill even give you a hint because Im sure youll never figure it out.
Shes good at math. Incredible even. No she is math. And incredible. Incredible math.
Since you're so obsessed about marrying her to the fat fuck, why won't you do it yourself?
Bad man wouldn't be getting married any more.
>put the last slice of leftover pizza in the fridge
>wake up and see this
Goodbye Onii-san, I finally grew out of my childish delusions!
Okabe has already claimed Kurisu, so at least she is safe
Pic unrelated. Its just my reaction.
Not that anon but you got my waifu.
I thought she was safe. I thought this fat old man could never take her from me. At least have him marry me so well be together. I cant stand this pain.
>Takumi kissed these dick sucking lips
I think not
Come to think of it, is this the Mercedes guy?
ANON PLEASE. I DONT WANT TO LOSE MY MOTOKO. JUST TAKE ONE OF MY POSTS AND HAVE HIM MARRY ME SO I CAN STILL BE CLOSE TO HER. IM SOBBING LIKE A GIRL AND TYPING IN CAPS. HAVE PITY THIS PAIN IS TOO MUCH.
hopefully he wouldnt marry this double dub trip combo right
Shall we join up and form a party to go track down OP and beat the shit out of him?
Their first time would be
an admirable attempt, but check this 5
Hinata is flat now so she's safe.
Motoko...please. Anon...please. It hurts.
Anon what the fuck? At least it's not moving.
He's going to get destroyed one ring he already had though.
Thanks for the warning but I'm safe.
My waifu never gets posted in those "if your waifu gets posted go to sleep" or "if your waifu gets posted you have to do x pushups" types of threads. Which means that shes unassuming enough that no one will even think of pairing her with this old man.
it's good to have waifu so irrelevant and unknown that no old fat men would marry her because she needs cash
Dead memes you say?
At first I was like >>149979637
But then I was like
Your waifu cannot escape. He will find her and he will put her in a white lace crotchless bikini and hold her leash at the altar.
It's inevitable, much like the forward march of time or the cooling of the universe through entropy. It's an inevitability.
he can't take her away if we're already in another world. Who's laughing now fat old man?
is the man also gay?
I would like to know...
It's not like I want to see her with a fat old man or anything.
>he thinks he's safe inside his mind
We can only hypothesize that this man has married them all. The sample size is as of yet inconclusive. Occam's razor stands against you.
Until I see the deed done with my own eyes, I will not lose hope.
Besides, my daughteru doesn't need to escape. He'll never find her in the first place!
I remember last thread that an anon's waifu was saved by the image limit, let's fix that before it's too late.
Tempting fate like that, anon. Even the thought of your waifu marrying Old Fat Man collapses the waveform and causes her to start lusting for dirty smegma freckled dick.
>I am now fapping to the thought of him fucking my waifu in the mating press position
>Even though she cant get pregnant hes dumping all his semen into her like crazy
>She loves every second and her memory of me is becoming increasingly distant as he thrusts deeper and deeper into her
>far deeper and longer than I can
>Shes making faces shed never make with me
>She looks so happy
Delete this thread. Its causing too much pain.
Thread is almost over.
Did your waifu make it alive?
MOTOKO MOTOKO MOTOKO MOTOKO
>The Fat fuck hasn't gotten my waifu
Feeling pretty good tonight, not gonna lie.
>tfw we live in the time and dimension that this is a meme
Good evening anon.
We're a special task force assigned to track down a fat old man notorious for stealing waifus all over the world for god knows how many times now.
It is imperative that you Tell us the name of your waifu so that she may not be another victim of this public menace.
Again WHO IS YOUR WAIFU. If you lover her, tell us her name.
>not cooperating with the police
Heh, enjoy finding your waifu in an alley way with a dozen children.
Pic unrelated though, definitely n-not my waifu.
Her name is
Ritsu Kawai. Please officer, keep her safe from that monster
>Assertive, alpha as fuck
>Extremely sexually active, libido going strong into his 60s
>Happy, not body-conscious
>Has sired many children throughout the lands
We all should aspire to be fat old hentai man.
A-anon san. We managed to track down his last stayed and this is what we found. We're sorry anon-san, had you only come forward earlier, this wouldn't have happened.
Let this be a warning to all of you, tell us the name of your waifus now or else, that fat bald bastard will get your beloved wife.
I don't get this meme
just punch the old fuck
As if a weak-ass NEET like you could beat down a pinacle of manliness like him. You would only upset your waifu for trying to beat her husband. And odds are that he would even add you to his harem.
To the faggots who think their waifus will never be posted. I got a challenge for you.
If she is posted, obscure as she may be, you must fap to the idea of the old man fucking her right in front of you. You must do it inserting as a cuck. No exceptions.
capped for posterity
>tries to pull the gun from his pocket so anon can shoot him
>the fat old man prevented this and already emptied his pockets
>now anon has to watch his waifu get fucked by 2 meters of big fat meat
>Based trip cops couldn't protect anons waifu
FUCK YOU, I SHOULDN'T HAVE POSTED THAT SHE CAN'T BE NTR'D
>then anon wakes up with a nerve gear on his head, laying on bed in some place which seems to be a hospital
>he looks like his body is all dryed up, he has been asleep for a long time
>then he notices there are two people making strange noises behind him
>he recognizes one
>his waifu has come to see him
>but there is someone else
>a bald head
>a fat body
>a cheap tan
>and two meters of meat piercing through the pussy of anon's waifu
>implying I didn't plant a bomb within the waifu set to explode the moment someone tried this
>they both explode into smithereens
>anon planted a bomb inside his waifu
>he smiles maniacally as he covers before the explosion happens
>the fat old man starts laughing
>"did you think I'd fall for that?"
>"I made sure to clean my property after brainwashing your waifu!"
Sorry anon-san, the fat old man is always a step ahead of us. We found this photograph from where he last stayed.
Thankfully, she's not wearing any wedding dress so she's not legally his wife yet.
>implying I didn't plant a bomb inside him as well,the moment he took the gun off me
>the trigger word is "brainwash" (or any variation of that word)
>attempting to change it activates the bomb
>it can't be disabled, he realizes his mistake to ever challenge me
>he blows up
>his severed head lands in front of me
>crush his skull with my foot
Jokes on you corrupt cop. That not not boring girl is not my waifu. Now with her out of the picture we can finally have a chance for Utaha best girl to win.
What about my waifu, officer? I'm fairly certain the fat old man isn't a furry but she's prepared just in