Why is Kaiki always unhappy and frowning?
>>149937075
Because you exist
He could be eating meat right now, but isn't. And when he finally is, some fucking kids ruin it for him.
>>149937075
He's an unhappy person. Is that so hard to understand?
>>149937075
He's in love with a dead woman and has to pretend to be a dick so that some silly teenagers can find themselves and come to terms with their issues. He can't even eat donuts in peace without being bothered.
More like kike-y amirite
>>149937815
loving money doesn't make you a jew
>>149937075
His waifu died and his goddaughter is a lesbian so he can't score with her either
He looks for bad in everything so he can appreciate the good more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBZ97xD8MVI
This speech explains him pretty well and its one of the best in the series.
>>149937075
Because he' understands life.
>>149937075
He has to deal with shitty harem protags, annoying kids, dangerous women, all asking shit from him.
He's near 50 years old and spends most of his time around middle schoolers and high schoolers.
>>149939422
>near 50
>in his mid 30's.
He's only near 50 in that he has a decade and a half til he reaches it.
He does more active help than Araragi, ready to get hurt without regenerative powers but because he isn't the MC no one loves him.