>walk into room >see this What do?

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help her

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

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>>149916661
Ignore her and fuck the filming teacher instead.
I lust Sawako!

Cum in her hair.

>>149916661
[x] Genuflect

>>149916661
Feed her my eggs.

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>>149916776

>>149916661
Rape.

>untie her and take her back to my place
>let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch
>deal with her freak out when she wakes up in the morning
>ask her if she's ok
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs.
>Ask her if she needs a ride home.
>Tell her to take care.

>>149917262
I really appreciate that you just had this on-hand.

>>149917548
I'm gonna need the code on this.

>>149917548

is this a pornography wtf

check my map, I'm clearly walking in circles

Get the meat hook and spices ready.

>>149917668
>>149917703
Yes it's porn but sorry I have no info. Just saved it from some thread.

Itadakimasu.

Rip the tape off
Put it on her nose hole
Shove my cock down her throat and force her to suffocate on my mighty python

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

I'd check my map again. Clearly I'm walking in circles.

That doujin where the Yakuza kidnapped everyone had her get sawed in half I think, so probably that.

>>149916661
be quite confused, as females are not allowed in the male barracks.

>>149918531
A salt wife, your share in warring against the evil 2D empire

>>149916661
Cut off her hands and take them on dates.

sage in all fields

>>149916661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYqpi2tNAC0

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>>149916661
Take her bindings off and ask if she wants to listen to some black metal while Ritsu and I smoke weed.

eat her feet

>>149916661
Take a picture and ask 4chan what to do.

>>149916661
Wake up

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>>149920252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wq-ku3AwTA&ab_channel=FacesOfSkeleton

>>149916661
Walk out as I clearly walked in in the middle of her and Ritsu having a moment.

>>149916661
Remove tape.
Place broken glass in her mouth.
Punch her in the face.

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>>149921085

>>149916661
Turn around and check the room. Once I have determined there's no immediate threat and the site is reasonably secure, I release her. Then I call 911 while making a tactical retreat to a more secure location.

>>149916661
Keep fapping. Ask her if she wants to join, and depending on her answer, she might get raped.

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>>149916661
untie and help and love and marry

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>>149917280

>>149916661
Time to have some fun. Head over to that "I'm offended" ED page and tell her I'm going to show her cute kitties. Then scroll through that while she watches.

Then I'll head into the bathroom and make one of these on my hands, run in and show her.

Then I'll read that story about the girl who grew holes all over her body that kept spreading. Then I'll roll her on her stomach and pull off her socks and tell her she's got the hole things too.

At this point she should be nice and catatonic, so I'll haul her outback and tie her up in a tree. After that, I'll go back inside and put on a good halloween costume, pick up my chainsaw, and grab a bucket of ice water. I'll splash the water on her and rev my chainsaw up a bit. If she hasn't pissed herself yet, I'll grab a shovel and dig up a hole. I might phone a friend and have him come over, and then pretend to murder him and tell her she's next if she makes another sound.

After all that I'd untie her and order some pizza or something and wait around for her mom to pick her up.

Why is Mio so weak? I'd reckon that even I could beat her up in a fight.

>>149921875
eat all the egg your big head bitch

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>>149921912

>>149916776
>Turn 360
>and walk away
???

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>>149921954

>>149922013
Thanks for clarifying

>>149916661
Suck on her big fat breasts.

>>149922072
but her breasts are cute and petite

>>149922230
They are big.

>>149922254
they are delicately small

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>>149922303
Are you on drugs?

>>149916661
Take off the tape but keep her restrained. Feed her and care for her until Stockholm syndrome kicks in. Be less and less strict with her confinement as she continues to develop feelings for me. Eventually, she will be completely in love with me and I will finally no longer be a kissless, hugless virgin.

>>149922431
Muh hand is big, enough to cup, but not grapping.

>>149916661
A badly edited picture in ms-paint?
I get online and search for better fapping material.

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>>149922470
>implying she isn't a smart enough girl to fake interest in you until you're careless enough to give her a chance to kill your pasty virgin ass.

K-on was revolutionary in a lot of aspects, crazy to look back.

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>>149916661
>Keions are real
I become their manager and eat cake all day, duh

>>149916661
Hmmm.. Let's see.. It's not rape when they're dead right?

>>149923488
If you rape or kill Mio I'll tell on you

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>360 walk away
>find best k-on
>marry her and die happily

>>149923826
>draw a man
>call it a girl
Ritsufags are closet homos.

>>149917208
Underrated

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>>149923914
>loving this makes me a homo
then sign me up for the LGBTWTFBBQOMG+ or whatever the fuck because I'm gay as a motherfucker

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>>149923914
call us whatever you want homie, Ritsu is the undisputed best boy(girl)

>>149916661
Untie her. That doesn't look very comfortable.

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>>149923973
mah nigga

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>>149924048
Have my Ritsu folder friend (it's pretty outdated, I'll get around to uploading my current one sometime soon):

https://mega.nz/#!ixxyAARY!Kfi58z9XTd7FisKd2iiVV0B3ZPpEOKDWpGPfg94DbEg

I have folders for the other keions if anyone wants them

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>>149924127
Mio pls. I have a folder already but I want more because I am greedy.

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>>149924127
>having folders for other K-ons
>not being faithful
thank you comrade, i just started mine

>>149924156
Here you go:

https://mega.nz/#!Goo1zLCK!LeS9o3DxZwQLgGVuiNHuuiQHgFBLofigX8ZNc7K69JM

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>>149924187
If you're around for other keion threads, I'll post my updated Ritsu folder... just for you anon~~

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>>149916661

I'd take the tape off and ask her if she's into this and if I could have my way with her. I'd fuck the shit out of her if she said yes. If not I'd cut her loose and send her on her way.

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>>149924223
I'm usually infrequent with my participation on regular threads but I appreciate it
y-you too...

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>>149924299

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Please no bully Mio

>>149924298
Aight, keep this thread alive then. Uploading will take me about 20 minutes.

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>>149916661

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>>149924416
gotcha senpai, POST YOUR KEIONS FAGGOTS
captcha is going to make me kill myself on god

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Best pair coming through btw

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>>149924322
Mio is made for bully

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Any Junbros here?

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>>149924190
Thank you kind Anon!

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A few days ago I dreamt that Yui was my girlfriend and I drove her home. I don't have a driver's license IRL so I'm glad we weren't caught by the popos or else I'd be in dream jail right now

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>>149924571
jun cute but ui a better junior

>>149924571
Jun's butt is nice

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>>149924601

Ui is sweet but Jun is more fun. I want to hang around with her.

>>149916661
Pretend she's my niece and proceed to rape and record

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>>149924571
I think about her butt while I tough myself if that counts

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>>149924607

The best.

>>149924625
oh yeah, jun seems fun.
but...uh...we all remember that episode right?
You know what I mean, "that episode".
why the hell is Ui so fucking thicc ohmygod

Pat her head

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>>149924649

Of course it counts. Who doesn't?

>>149924657

That episode.

>>149924653
Yui's is the best

>>149924653
how does Azusa even compete?

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>>149924714
By being smaller, cuter, and tighter

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>>149924714
Why would she be competing?
she already won

>>149924794
What are these, cuties for ants?

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>>149924779

Don't forget flatter.

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>>149924794
Here nigga

>>149924811
the actual image is too big
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/k-on/images/8/8a/Mugi_yui_and_azusa.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130122121445

>>149916776
Good one, nest.

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>>149924454
New and improved folder is ready!

https://mega.nz/#!KoBi3bxC!qGyu2gPhqTtBJvcg1_NUDwHhELlIF64X-G7ab0uuzPM

btw just realized i forgot to take pic related out before i uploaded. A friend of mine decided to make this beautiful piece of art for me to test out his new drawing pad.

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>>149924916
Gratzi amigo!
I appreciate the contribution

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>>149924916
>>149924944
Just found his very first piece he made in mspaint. Yui's size is really off-putting

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>>149925006
i-it's beautiful

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Check my map. Clearly we're walking in circles

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>>149924696
Jun with her hair down is top tier

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>>149925172

>no hair fluff.

She's a pod person. Get the shotgun.

>>149916661
Grab my gun and search the house because someone must've broken in to put this girl on my bed and I don't know why and that'd scare the shit out of me.

If there's no one else in my house then I search for anything out of place. If I find nothing, then pat down and strip the grill as best I can to make sure she doesn't have anything on her. If nothing again, remove mouth tape and ask her who brought her here and why, if she yells or panics, put tape back on and tell her to only answer my questions, I don't care about anything else. repeat, adding in longer time between each failed attempt until she tells me what she knows.

depending on her answer, keep her here a few days maybe a week while trying to make her as comfortable as possible to make sure whoever put her here isn't coming back to get her.

out of boredom and lack of anything productive to do, I decided to respond to this seriously. As someone fairly paranoid I think this is close to how it would happen.

>>149925372
You speak Nip?

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>>149916661

>>149925400
A little. Enough to maybe get the point across in a conversation.

>>149916661
>>149916661
>>149916661
Untie my dick.
Have you seen my doujinshi? It's a really good doujinshi.

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>>149925542

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>>149925172

I like my Juns fuwa fuwa.

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>>149925609
Just imaging playing the air guitar with her beautiful young hand

>>149916661
Make some money selling rape videos on 4chan

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>>149916661

Turn 1080 degrees and return to the nearest pokemon center.

push her off the bed and go to sleep

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>>149916661
Turn into delicious juice

>>149916661
Slap her in the face with a copy of my doujinshi and read it to her.

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my wife

>>149921954
270 right 90 left >easy

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>>149926487
I wish you a lifetime of happiness.

This is my wife.

>>149925666

Of course Satan would be a Junfag.

Never forget her donut treachery.

>>149916661
I'm seeing a 2D character in a 3D world. It's totally nonsense. Either I'm crazy or it's a dream. If it's a dream, profit. I can talk to a 2D character for real. If it's still looks real, maybe I'm crazy. It should looks pretty weird like Super Mario Kart since it's 2D in 3D. Tell a friend to be sure I'm crazy. Go to the psy.
>if I don't end up to the asylum I can't still profit of this Mio that my mind created.

>>149916661

find a documentary about Mollusks.

>>149927516
If it end up that it's fucking real and I'm not crazy.

If she's isn't french/english subbed/dubbed, call a japanese->french interpreter. Try to gain her trust. Shouldn't be hard since I'm the only person she knows in this world and I rescue her. Make her my test subject and try to figure out how she end up in our world. Should be a dimensional or Fez like explanation. Find the answer. Create a brand that make waifu real. Became rich since /a/ use my services.

>>149916661
Bully her while she's defenseless

>>149916776
That's a full circle you dumb fuck. You would face the SAME direction...

>>149929556
hownew.ru

>>149916661
Untie her and then talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ.

Move her to the chair. I'm tired.

Tell her that she is breathing manually, is aware of her tongue's position in her mouth, and can't scratch that itch in her current predicament.

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>>149916661
Turn around because she's not Azusa

>>149929772
You're a fucking asshole, anon.

>>149929772
This is evil far beyond simple bullying.

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>>149924944

I feel like this pic is one of those japanese memes I keep hearing about

Untie her and take her to the police because she's underage and probably has no interest in my dick and I have no interests in her vag considering she's probably underage (16 where I'm from, is it confirmed in the show?) and I'm not a paedophile and even if I were I have enough basic fucking morals for sexual desire not to be an excuse for rape. You fucks.

>>149916661
Trade her for best girl Mugi.

>>149929777
Nice taste friendo

>>149916661
>What do?
The most reasonable thing anyone would do in that situation: Untie her and ask if she's alright.

>>149931223
You are a good boy, Jeffrey.

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>>149924571
I always post Jun when I find a K-On thread
Junbros for life

>>149916661
eggs bla bla bla etc

>>149916661
Thank God that I always carry a pocketknife.

>>149929777
I believe there is only one best girl and everybody else is just trolling

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>>149916661
ITADAKI MASU

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>>149922470
>Hugless
What about your mom?