Burd
snek
>>149906866
Nadeko is cute, it's too bad she's certifiably insane
Monki
Meth
sneil
Krayb
>>149906171
best girl
>>149906866
her best friend is fine too
cot
>>149906967
You say that likes it's a bad thing, anon.
>ywn meet snake during an involuntary 3 day hold
>ywn fall in love with her immediately
>ywn visit her every weekend and bring board games and drawing supplies
>ywn petition to have her released into your care after her parents give up on her
>ywn bring her home and give her a quiet and simple life
>ywn have a few crazy kids and just kinda hope they're not serial killers
Couldn't ask for anything better, really.
>>149909085
>>149906171
and?
>>149907039
Munky*
>>149908950
I agree.
I want to ____ this bat!
dol
>>149910084headpat
spuke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-QFj59PON4
>>149910337
is this piece used in Kizu 2?
>>149910457
Yes
I have seen the movie twice and everytime the entire audience lost it.
>>149910491
What's it used for?
>>149910717
>>149910491
don't tell him
Kizu II is really a movie which gets even better when watching with other people.
The comedy elements were so fucking on point.
>>149906171
>Burd
>not baarudo
Araragi should just settle with the bathtub package deal
>>149910751
Tell him
>>149911145
can cat get a whiff of karen's butt from that position
>>149912173
Only one month to go.
the Araragis have a decent household.
>>149911145
>>149912195
which one of the three has the freshest vagina?
>>149908809
snel*
>>149908950
Tsukihi is Nadeko's best friend, but Nadeko isn't Tsukihi's best friend.
>>149912173
It would spoil the joke. You'll be grateful when you see it.
>>149910084
Hug!
>>149910084
give a lifetime of happiness to
>>149912545
>>149912495
SCHNELL
bird a shit. bee is best
>>149914327
>liking retards
I want to fertilize Bird's eggs.
I want to put my snake in Snek.
What do crab kisses taste like?
What do cat kisses taste like?
What do bird kisses taste like?
What do bee kisses taste like?
What do snake kisses taste like?
What do spook kisses taste like?
What do monkey kisses taste like?
What do math kisses taste like?
What do snail kisses taste like?
What do doll kisses taste like?
What do bat kisses taste like?
What doKaikikisses taste like?
>>149915012
which monogatari girl has the most smelly farts?
>>149914819
>liking reddit tier characters like keiki
>>149915126
Probably the ones that are basically homeless.
I mean, Oshina lived in an abandoned cram school, and Yozuru was planning to do the same thing in Tsukihi Phoenix.
>>149915126
With Hachikuji, it's as if something died
>>149915367
in a gas explosion.
>>149915012
chocolate
bread with nothing on it
eggs
eggs
semen
nothing
book paper
chalk
escargot
probably the same as a regular corpse
donuts
coins (regular, not salty ones)
>>149915012
crab: poorfag food
cat: toothpaste
bird: ice cream
bee: rank meat
snake: strawberry
spook: death
monkey: rank traditional japanese food
math: blood
snail: nothing
doll: formaldehyde
bat: donuts and/or ambrosia
kaiki: salty coins
>>149906866
Pretty shit snek 2bh. Here, have a better one