Monster Musume

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I love this cute snek and I'm going to marry her!

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I like my local law enforcement arachnes.

>>149898789
>"Your compliance is not a factor"

>>149898789
I want that spooder to enforce her law on me

>>149898493
>Do YOU respect your local law enforcers

Yes but I live in a city where Lean was supposedly invented so there are stupid niggers everywhere chimping out if you go downtown

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Who is this again?

>>149898990
Who is what? You posted a blank image

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Beef.

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There's something about chibi versions of my waifu that I really enjoy. It's not a sexual thing but it's definitely a cute thing. Like I want to pet her instead of kiss her. Do other Suufags feel the same or am I an outlier?

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Remember to smooch your birb's stomach.

>>149898990
Who is the artist? His MS Paint style drawings are hilarious and retarded, but also kind of endearing

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>>149899030
This beef. This milk
It speaks to me

>>149899033
i too am also a fan of "petting" my wife slime
mmmm

>>149899030
>The small one finally gets drawn
THE Cute.

>>149899161
>The small one
SHe's still taller than most nips though.

>>149899030
Crab said taht this young man knows nothing about milking. Especially milking minotaurs

So why is it his job to massage them in the first place? Can't they do that themselves? Or perhaps they need a semi-sexual stimulus to lactate?

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>>149899052
Some incomprehensible moon rune name.

>>149899030
Will crab end 12 Beast and make a minotaur series?

>>149899458
>Implying this isn't all a plot to making a minotaur VN

>>149899503

It would be easy to make, because you only need a route for brown moo.

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>>149899568
Though I also like the shy one

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>>149898890
You're more likely to get that from Nazispooder
Fuzz don't give two fucks about laws

>>149899307
>Or perhaps they need a semi-sexual stimulus to lactate?

That's sensible.
Apparently woman can lactate if their tits are properly stimulated. Would make for a very convenient plot lever.

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>>149899744
>He doesn't know the basic laws of laws and the laws of the laws that laws must obey because the laws of laws is to obey the laws

>>149899307
I'm thinking of the opposite situation here. You run a farm milking Minotaur semen. The male Minotaurs COULD do it themselves, or they could hire a cute woman to do it for them.

Pretty obvious choice here brudda.

>>149899857
>You run a farm milking Minotaur semen
I wasn't aware that this was the nightmare timeline

Not up to date on this.
Has he fucked one of the girls or is there just more shit going on?

>>149899941
Literally never. If you're waiting for the series to get to the point where he fucks someone you may as well never read it again, because it simply will not happen.

>>149899941
Everyone is pregnant.

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>>149899941
>Fucking one of the girls
>Fucking one of the girls THIS EARLY

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Doppel is the Superior Girl

>>149899978
Sorry, let me rephrase.
Has there been any significant progress towards the political test-case marriage, or is it just the usual harem stuff now?

>>149900030
Everyone is pregnant.

>>149900030

A side character proposed to his monster waifu and now they're engaged.

>>149899744
What about the "cuddle for at least 4 hours a day" law?

>>149900030
'Usual harem stuff' is accurate. Crab keeps adding new girls to the series. Not in a harem related way, but presumably to just add more fetishes/monster girl types to the series for inclusion.

Most of the main girls are still given primary roles, don't let people try to ruse you by saying he's not focusing on them at all. People here just have the attention span of gnats.

>>149898493
Well, her dad is Chief of Police, of course she respects them.

>>149900231
She can't even remember who her dad is. Does she remember that he's a police officer?

>>149900242

She remembered he was someone important. That's good by Papi's standards.

>>149900173
Crab has a strength in character design and a deficit in plot. I think he's just playing to his merits.

i was told by multiple people ova subs never, but it was subbed 2 days ago. what gives?

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>>149900451
You believed in the lies of others. Simple as that

>>149900451
Shit in one hand, hope in the other. Which one will fill up faster?

A watched pot never boils.

Insert additional generic idioms and phrases to the same effect. Why have hope when it could fail you?

>>149900491
you think somebody would really do that? Just go on /a/ and lie?

>>149898493
My local police never even leave the station unless they run out of pot in the evidence locker. They are bad at their jobs.

>>149900138
It was abolished in favour of the law which dictates that cuddles can occur at any time and for as long as the pair wish

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>>149900694
That doesn't look like the birb I know.

>>149900716
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>>149900716
>the birb was actually pretending to be stupid in favor of hiding her lovesick nature
Why would you ever do this, anon?

Episode about egg laying competition, when?

>>149900997
>Darling has massage a bunch of vaginas

>>149900997

Chapter where Miia lays eggs when?

I want to shave a kobold

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>>149901114
Seems like that might piss them off. Might want to be careful about that.

>>149901152
I want to make a kobolt angry to see their cute angry and crying face while she is mauling on my arm

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>>149901249
No worries, you might even have a chance with Polt. I mean TTF is cheating on her with that Kobold he met at the convention.

>>149900716
The fact that anon clearly spent more than 15 minutes making something like this is giving me too much questions

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>>149899224
She is a big girl.

>>149901486
>Smallest minotaur is 17cm taller than me
I'm fine with this. I just have to find a way to dissuade her from ruining her hair with those twin tails.

Guys, hear me out

So you all remember the Papi introduction chapter, right? And appearantly she's been told taht if she keeps on with her runaway shenanigans she will be deported, right?

But we also know that she is basically the police chief's daughter who lives in the very same town as Kimihito does

So my question is: where the fuck would they deport her in the first place?

>>149899030
What is exactly happening here. I grew up on a farm and am concerned on his technique. I assume he is prepping the teat prior to milking, but it would be easier to do that if he stood to the side. Even more so since they are bipedal and he wouldn't have to lean under them.

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>>149901486
>Shortest one is taller than me by a whole 12cm
I'm not entierly into the genki one
But this just opened my eyes to how tall everyone else is

>>149901486
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>>149901486

>>149901080
Miia wins for size.
Papi wins for perfect hard egg shape.
Mero wins for transparent egg artistry.
Rachnera wins for pure quantity produced.

>>149901680
They would deport her back home
And by that I mean back to living with the police chief

What kind of bird is papi?

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>We're never going to get lewd Papi ever again because of the increased popularity of the series

>>149901752

Great tit.

>>149901752
I would guess Bluejay.

>>149901744
But she would just run away from him as well then

>>149901752
Papi wa harpi faggot

>>149901680

Nobody knows the Chief is married to a burb and has a baby burb. They'd probably send her back to whatever country her mom's been living in.

>>149901842
If the deportion is a part of police's responsibilities then that would never happen though, not with her dad being a police chief anyway

>>149902128
Her dad isn't the police chief. He's Chief of the extraspecies immigration department and Mon.

>>149902173
That statement reinforces mine even more though

You just found out your waifu is killing off other monster girls you know behind your back. She doesn't suspect a thing yet, but she will find out that you know her terrible secret eventually.

Wat do?

>>149902684
Give her the D. I'll be with her in the afterlife if she kills me too anyway.

>>149901741
>Rachnera wins for pure quantity produced.Then dies.

>>149902684

Kill her.

>>149902721
But anon, what if she kills you in the afterlife? She's not gonna be here for you in the after-afterlife, you know

>>149900004
Is the OVA translated & uploaded anywhere yet?
I need more of best girl as piecemeal as her appearances may be.

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Why has this not been scanned yet?

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>>149902684
Assist.
There is no greater prank than mass murder.

>>149902769
>implying the interspecies program agents won't throw you in jail for the entirety of your life or even execute you

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>>149898493
Best girl is in da HOUSE!!

>>149902839

Because the one anon who bought it was killed in a suspicious accident, leaving everyone else terrified.

>>149902787
It's fine. We'll be alone in the afterlife. There won't be a reason for her to kill me there.

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>>149902684
She maybe a rapist but I doubt she's a killer.

Is new chapter today?

>>149902895

4am in Japan. Wait 8 hours or so.

>>149902808
Yes.

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>>149898493
>>149901773
>Reminder that the manga will never be LEWD again!

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>>149902943
Get hype!

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>Reminder Ms. Smith is Best Girl.

>>149903059
Crab strikes me as the kind of person who would feel guilty about the previous short chapter and pull out all the stops on this one. Fingers crossed.

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>>149898493
Blue Bird Lives Matter.

>>149903161
Don't get your hype too high...
>>149903030
>>149901773

>>149903161

He'll deliver the one thing that he knows will make the majority of us happy. TTF bullying.

>>149902880
Just four pages missing. Fuck.

>>149903161
Yeah we had a bit of a drought. Skipped one month. Short chapter the next. I agree that we're probably going to get a good one today. We had a couple of preview pics already and it kind of panders so let's hope the pandering affects us well.

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>>149902684
Call the fookin police

>>149903059
The mysterious fanged Suu makes her return

>>149903256
It's pretty cute, isn't it?

>>149903297
>Suu will never try to bite you with her fang that just melts into goo when it pushes into you

>>149903216
I genuinely hope that when that angry little thing's blood pressure finally peaks and it strokes out, that there is no one there to summon help for it until much too late to save it.

>>149903334
I didn't know I wanted this until you posted that. Now I want it badly.

>>149902684
take her to the mountains and fuck her silly, cant kill monster grills if shes busy making love right?

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>>149903161
>>149903030
>>149901773
>Reminder that the manga is a NY best seller,got toned down,is trying to change what made it popular on the first place dropping the "everyday" and focusing on shitty story arcs,Some milking scenes got censored,almost every former main girl got turned into a background character,the Ecchi got toned down so much that the entire last manga volume has only 3 nude panels,The loli/flat chested service was censored,and we're never going get more Papi LEWDS......also the current art is shit.

>>149903582
Reminder that farts will never smell good

>>149902943
BIKE COP BECOMES CANON TODAY

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>>149900004
Zombina is the Superior Girl

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>>149903659
Reminder that people like you ruined the manga.

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>>149903711
I didn't really
I just wanted to point out the obvious like everyone else
If you'd like to complain some more go ahead

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>>149903744
>Reminder that the manga is a NY best seller,got toned down,is trying to change what made it popular on the first place dropping the "everyday" and focusing on shitty story arcs,Some milking scenes got censored,almost every former main girl got turned into a background character,the Ecchi got toned down so much that the entire last manga volume has only 3 nude panels,The loli/flat chested service was censored,and we're never going get more Papi LEWDS......also the current art is shit.

>>149903669
We don't know for sure anon

>>149899033
I'm not a suufag and I think that bucket Suu is more cute than my waifu.
But I see her as a pet or a friend

>>149903669
>BECOMES
Missed chapter 3, did you?

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I wanna have Lala around as a Chuuni friend with benefits.
Endless source of entertainment.

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Reminder that this cow milking scene got censored.

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>>149903942
Will she let be friends with benefits? It's easy to make friends qith her but I bet that get laid with her would be very hard and difficult, mainly because of her social anxiety

>>149904038
Her body is a little slut, just put her head in the cabinet for awhile

>>149904038
I don't think she'd understand having sex without being in love first.

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>>149901773
>Reminder that papi tits got less flat in the anime and...BIG in the OAD to aboid censorship.

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I want to marry this snake.

>>149904100
Or let the head watch.

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>>149903859
I'm sure your waifu gives you a range of emotions more than bucket Suu. For me Suu gives me just that. She's cute and sexy and exhilarating in different doses based on how she is presented. Chibi Suu makes me want to take care of her. Loli Suu makes me want to teach her things. Busty Suu and Mother Suu gets me going. Kaiju Suu gets me excited for action. Nurse Suu makes me want to be taken care of by her. Everything about Suu is amazing to me.

>>149904119
Maybe she's just putting on weight for the winter migration.

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>>149904026
Which was way lewder.

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>>149904368
NOPE.
Hard times ahead for loli/flat chested(and Ecchi in general)lovers,the manga got toned down so much that is not even funny,heck!! not even sad.....soon the few big tits(Cerea and the Bee)ecchi scenes will be censored too,How is toning down a Ecchi manga Okay to appeal to "Americans"
Are Americans really this prude when it comes to nudity?? why is Gore OK but nudity isn't??

>>149904324
if it wasn't for my fear of sea and drowning i'd actually consider having her as a waifu

but no, she is far too dangerous, despite all her positive points

>>149904587
What do americans have to do with this at all?

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Is the canon route the girls murdering Darling-kun and Lala taking him to happy death-sex town?

>>149904597
>if it wasn't for my fear of sea and drowning i'd actually consider having her as a waifu
Yeah not your pick of girl if you're afraid of that kind of thing. Unless like the Rachnefags it gives you a fear boner. Regardless I see your point.

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>>149904100
this
>>149904116
she might be a chuuni who tries to look edgy but I bet that she's very romantic about making love

>>149904655
>Is the canon route something that doesn't exist?!

>>149904100
Why stick her head in the cabinet? You could find some fun and inventive ways to do something with it.

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>>149904654
>Monster Musume is way more popular in U.S.A than Japan.
>Manga gets Anime adaptation.
>Manga became a NY best seller.
>Manga gets Toned down to the point the last manga volume has only 3 nude panels.
>Okayado tried to introduce long story arcs dropping the Sicle of life formula and focusing less on comedy.
>Every Flat chested girl including Papi no longer has Ecchi scenes and all of them became background characters.
>Olympics.
GEEZ,I DON'T KNOW,ANON....
I dunno.

>>149904902
>Way more popular in US than Japan

Citation required. Also your logic is incredible.

>Mon Musu gets popular in US because it's a lewd manga
>Therefore, to cater to people it was already catering to, it's changed to no longer cater to them

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>>149904663
To be honest, I'm afraid of almost all the girls. Miia can strangle me and break my spine, Papi and Lala are too retarded and unpredictable and therefore dangerous, Centoria is a trigger-happy horse who can fracture my skull in just 1 kick, Mero and suu can drown you, Rach, although is extra careful not to hurt anyone, is.. I don't even want to think about it.
This is why I don't wan't to get too close to them, just being a friend is ok because they are all good people that I want to get along with. Their husbandos can suffer all they like, I'll just sit in a comfy cafe and talk with the girls about the times they accidently almost killed their lovers, and then laught it off

>>149903582
>media not allowed to turn people on
>japan is known for their porn
???

also
>banning lolicon
so, lolicon and shotaconwill become rare to find in a few years?

also
>removing flat chest
how does that help? there are actual women with that

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I want to make the brown cow smile.

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>>149904119
Birds puff up their chest to attract a mate.

>>149904987
>>149904993
It shows up nearly every thread crying for attention. Please don't feed it.

>>149904991
The danger is played up for jokes but if you look at it realistically I can understand your point. I just hope if I ever break the dimensional barrier I would get plot armor like Darling has.

>>149905091
All you have to do is tickle her abs

>>149905091
That makes me want to go to Chiropractic School and work on a Mino-dairy farm.

>>149905091
Me too. And why is it this kind of fetish only works with cow and sheep girls, and nothing else?

>>149904987
NOW YOU GET IT!!!
For some insane reason Okayado's editor forced him to TONED DOWN the ecchi so it can appeal to a wider audience,many people didn't know the manga before...and now that it is popular some of them will read it!!
So I guess they are giving people who they think people want to see.

>>149905121
He's pretty much destinied to be indestructable, since he's a harem manga protagonist. If you manage to get to the realm of 2d anime tiddies, you are less than likely to get these powers

>>149905091
Yes I'd like to purchase the one on the left for $3,000 please. I crave that bovine's milk.

>>149901421
But Anon-kun, that implies TTF and Polt were in a relationship

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>>149904993
Yeah that's pretty racist against Flat chested women....Poor Draco always suffering.

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>>149903150
> Reminder Suezo is best girl.

>>149905210
Well I am the protagonist in my own life as well as you are in yours. If I were to go 2D wouldn't that translate?

>>149905101
That's a boy thing

>>149905206
I call it the "TMNT effect" Just replace the Gore Censorship with Ecchi Censorship.

>>149905287
If you want to be transported into a world where Darling and his girls are, then no
But if what you said were the case, I'd be absolutely horrifyed. With yo being the literal center of the world, you can only imagine how much messed up shit you'd be nvolved with. Sure, a harem of monster girls is great, but being the tanget of so much attention, with so many beings trying to majorly fuck over your life or the life of those close to you is just too much for me. I'd rather be a side character with plot armor of a comedy relief guy. This way you're indestructible and literally unstoppable, and all the problems you have not only don't lower you in the eyes of others, but also make people around you smile. Besides, problems of these characters are very timid most of the time.

So in a position like that you can still interact and even date the girls you like without worrying something messed up is coming your way.

>>149905502
But if you're a side character, the girls won't care either way about you.

>>149905265
>>149905206
>>149904902
>Reminder that Monster musume started as a Hentai.

>>149905120
i see, is there any truth to it though, senpai?

I want to bring Lala home and introduce her to my parents.

>>149905502
But as the protagonist no matter the situation it always works out for you in the end. 99.9% of your problems are fixed in a day or two. I don't really want to be Darling. I just want my waifu and to live a good life. The protagonist stuff would just be frosting.

>>149905265
>Draco might get slightly larger tits

I'm all for it.

>>149905612
I wanna introduce Lala to everyone.
Limitless entertainment.

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>talking about any Monster Girl besides Polt

>>149905535
Don't think so. I'd just go for the girls that are the side-characters themselves, and are not involved with the plot or Kimihito whatsoever. It's a win-win situation for both of us

>>149905624
Well you can have that, but I'd like to be the barely-important-to-the-general-plot guy who has the freedom to do almost anything in that world but also doesn't have to worry about protagonist shit.
I don't like dying 5 times a day because my homestays are autistic when I'm around, like Darling

>>149905699
I want Polt-chan to force me to get in shape and improve my lifestyle!!!

>>149905778
So you want to be BC, eh?

>>149905587
>Reminder that the Hentai Monster musume had a Harpy laying an egg and eating it.

>>149905887
Not really, but I want to be in a similar position. He barely gets into trouble because of the main cast, and he has enough of the plot armor to render himself invulnerable to most of the monster encounters on his job.

Just think about it. This way you are not really important, but definately important enough so something good is bound to happen to you. Not to mention all the possibilities you have when you're off-screen

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I love Draco! She is cute and I am going to marry her!

>>149906157
This gif makes me unbeleavably uncomfortable

>>149906183

Don't worry anon, it's not gay to want the Darling.

>>149906286
His hands are the size of my entire body. This is the DEFINITION of yaoi hands if I ever saw one

I aint coming any closer to him

>>149903582
What girls are not background characters?

>>149904803
Good idea, her head would feel more at home in the trash

>>149906572
>Lala then develops a fetish of having garbage tossed on her, especially spoiled milk and meat.

>>149906567
Cerea....

>>149905699
Bet she takes big knots

>>149903251
Yeah, he'll probably take no time at all to pull his gun on them with her.

>>149906827
Round 3?

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Miia is for ____________

>>149905782
>implying she'd have anything to do with your unmotivated and undisciplined ass

>>149907007
dinner

>>149907007
hugs

>>149907007

Marrying Draco.

>>149907007
printing on sub-standard merch

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>>149907007
ignoring and going for Cerea

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>>149900004
Rachnera is the Superior Girl.

>>149898789
>>149898890
>>149899744

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12191843/1/Daily-Life-of-a-Bicycle-Cop

Well, it's a start.

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>>149907007
headpats

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>>149900004
Tio is the Superior Girl

>>149907022
She seems to enjoy the thrill of making people workout

>>149907007
Having sex in the missionary position for the purpose of reproduction.

>>149907126
I want Tio to princess carry me to our bed on our wedding day.

>>149907007
Marriage

>>149907007
Being featured image on paheal

>>149907007
Impregnating and raising many sneklets with.

>>149907126
Fucking Tio. Now I want a gf who is noticeably taller than me.

>>149907178
dis nigga

>>149907178

>Not Princess Carrying your waifu

>>149907102
>5 chapters
W-woah there. I really dislike fagfiction, but I'm happy enough people appreciated this writefag's shit he prolonged it for that much. Almost inspiring, really

>>149907213
We would take turns carrying each other.
Time to work on my squats and clean and jerk.

>>149907631
DELET

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>>149907715

>>149907631

>ywn make a hors this happy

>>149907812
For a sec i thought that was just a long neck with a head on it just by looking at the thumbnail.

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>>149907812
Honestly, what are the odds of the horse whinnying?

>>149907930
High.

She's pledged herself to him, she was willing to toss aside her honor to save him.

Horse is pretty good.

>>149908022

Crab's not going to care about that.

If Cerea wins it'll be because she had the biggest tits.

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>>149908067
But that would put Cathyl, and her memories of udder ecstasy, in the lead.

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>>149908067
They are pretty nice.

I prefer her hair and tummy.

>>149907930

>implying anyone but Miia will win

I'm still pissed that the manga is a shitfest now. It was actually fun back when all you had was Miia, Papi, and Centorea. The others should have stayed as antagonists or semi-recurring characters.

>>149908022
>won the race because the contenders were incapacitated
>attacked unaware rachne from behind
>coerced a young man into conducting shameful acts in public, multiple times
she doesn't have an honor to toss aside

>>149908178
What about Tio as well? In fact, who has a larger bust, Tio or Cathyl?

>>149908178

Cathyl is too loyal to Kaede to enter the Darlingbowl.

>>149908266
Cathyl. She's a q cup and could get bigger if you skip milking her for a week.

>getting off from having your eye licked

Ok now this is just plain silly

>>149908409

She wasn't. It just looked like Polt was making out with her from behind, along with her making stupid noises because she was embarrassed.

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>>149908405
That makes you wonder how big Tio would get if she started lactating.

Been away for a few days, do we have the OAD endcard translated yet?

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>>149908551
Tio is too pure. I can't imagine her lactating. Even pregnant is too lewd.

Now Cathyl and Cerea I can see lactating even self sucking.

>>149908784
Tio can only be lewd for her husband, me.

>>149908784
But I want to get Tio pregnant. Like, super pregnant.

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>>149908784
>Tio is too pure
Beware the full moon

>>149905320
Papi is not a smart bird

>>149907102
All that chan and kun shit feels really cringey to me
Just a small nitpick

>>149908958

>tfw no full moon chapter/episode with MON

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>>149908847
>>149908860
>>149908958
Too. Pure.

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>>149909150
>tfw my first time will never be with Tio

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Tell Mero a tragic bedtime story in 5 sentences or less. Remember that waifus appreciate anons who are kind at heart but also original

>>149909263

My life.

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>>149909109
Just an incomplete one-shot.

>>149909263

Once upon a time there was a mermaid. She loved some schmuck very dearly. A bunch of other monstrosities also loved the schmuck. The schmuck ended up fucking one of them which happened to be a snake. The end.

>>149909263
There once was a snek, but she wasn't allowed to eat all the eggs. The end.

>>149902839
Is this from the 'Life with' series? I dont recognize it.

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>you will never tenderly love Miia

>>149909492
It's the one with John Smith. There are four pages at the end that feature Spider, Scylla and Minotaur. The only images we have of them are what some anon posted from his phone and uploaded to imgur.

>>149903150
>reminder that kimihito is best girl

>>149909410

There once was a snek.
She ate all the eggs.
Her Darling came home.
"Snek, where are our daughters?" he asked.
Oops.

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>>149904119
>Copypasta still has spelling error
Direct your efforts elsewhere.

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>>149901523

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>>149909627
But Miia doesn't lay eggs.

>>149905091
Rape smiles when?!

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>>149909590
>reminder that the boy is best girl

>>149909263
One time there was a fish girl but then but she was could van

>>149909679
I would imagine she could, as she is a snek. Sneks lay eggs

>>149909679

Miia is a python. Pythons lay eggs.

>>149905203
Can't you milk goats too? Other animals just don't function in dairy environment

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>>149909804
>>149909816
>pregnant

Just because she shares characteristics with snakes, doesn't mean she's a snake.

>>149909859
Yes you can milk goats.

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>>149909960

That's just Crab simplifying things for the reader, like Cerea's pregnancy.

What Miia really meant was that she's never had her eggs fertilized.

>>149910059
Are there any goat monmusu?

>>149909551
Willing to post it?

>>149910081
Keep your headcanon to yourself.

>>149910110
No satyrs yet that I am aware of, just Pan

>>149909642
> TTF attempting to woo Polt

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>>149909642
>Implying I have a problem with that

>>149910110
Merino

>>149910149
You're actually 3cm taller than me, just pulling your leg
My fetish is ass motorboating, but my manlet levels aren't high enough for that

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>>149910127

Was far left a goat?

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>>149910110
There is merino

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>>149910110
>>149910127
Left might be?

>>149910287
Merino is a Pan Faun. They're creatures of the forest.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11682047
http://www.strawpoll.me/11682066

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>>149910288
>>149910287
Those tiddies look pretty milkable to me

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>>149910110
Her?

>>149909804
>>149909816
>>149909960
>all snakes lay eggs
this meme dies now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJfdTGevOrM

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>>149910327
>Voting for anyone but Centorea

Disgusting.

>>149910465
>Being a living meme
Disgusting.

>>149910450

>Say Pythons lay eggs
>Anon tries to prove me wrong by posting an Anaconda giving live birth

>>149910450
It is well known around here that some snakes give live birth. It's one of those animal facts you just learn by being in these threads for long enough.

Some people just focus too much on the animal when it comes to these girls. As if it's not possible for their to be another way.

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Who do you think Miia mains?

>>149910536
>implications
I just wanted to make notes that not all snakes lay eggs
Also, where did you get that miia was a python?

>>149910635
Dan

>>149910635
Poison.

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>>149910501
>Being a living meme

Yeah, what is it like to be a disgusting horse fucker?

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>>149910635
Geif. I bet Miia gravitates towards grapplers.

>>149910771
Wouldn't she prefer Hakan?

>>149910635
Alex.

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>>149910635
>Miia mains
she mains pyro more than likely

>All this cow love of late from Crab
It's great. Hopefully the new chapter has the cow girl from the band make an appearance.

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>>149910635
Does Chun Li give her leg envy?

>>149910709
If she can actually win tournaments with Dan, she's MLG pro.

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>>149910762
>Hating a girl just for her body
What's it like to have your opinion crafted for you by everyone around you instead of having your own opinion?

>>149910789
She's got a pocket Hakan. She prefers Geif simply because she's always played him.

>>149910846
What if I hate her for being a cunt?

>>149910694

She's a big non-venomous asian snek.

>>149910110
Papi is GOAT there's that.

>>149910846
>If you don't agree with me that means you're just letting others think for you

My opinion is that horses are disgusting and you should kill yourself because of that comment.

>>149910861
>Not playing superior grappler T.Hawk

>>149910635
Rufus

>>149910899
Thought she came from Libya, due to the Lamia myth, or some other desert place and went to Japan.

>>149910945

It's right there on the third page of chapter 1.

>>149910635
>>149910771
Obviously Hugo

>>149910884
Then I applaud you for sticking with the mob mentality, but respectfully disagree with your assessment of her.
>>149910905
Yes, this is more along the lines of what I was expecting.

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>>149910327
>All these votes against Manako
>When Tio exists
I didn't realize how low this place had sunk.

>>149911112
So it was you who voted Tio huh? Of course it was the Manakofag.

>>149911029
>Then I applaud you for sticking with the mob mentality
>after stating that my hatred for her is not related to her horse pussy about which there is nothing wrong
Can you find me a non-retarded horsefag please?

>>149911112
I voted for Dop, but the crybaby isn't much better.

>>149911162
Apparently not since I meant to say for not following mob mentality. Oh well. It's not surprising all the same. Too many hate Cerea just for being horse.

>>149911112
>Voted against Tio
So what does shit taste like?

>>149904587
The version seven seas prints is the version Japan prints. They just change it a bit from the monthly comic to the book volumes once in a while.

Reminder that Cerea smelling like a barn is canon.

>>149904587
So Lililthfag went from constantly posting Lilith to constantly doomposting?

I mean it's an improvement, but not much of one.

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>>149910110
Does Sophia the Baphomet from the game count?
If not there's Shire (satyr) from the game as well.

>>149911267
We don't need to be reminded

>>149911267
Based Ren tells it like it is

>>149911112
Not surprised desu, fucking Papi is second in the first poll. This place should be nuked out of pure shit taste.

>>149911267
It's not exactly like this is a huge issue. I'm willing to bet the other girls have some kind of smell going on in their place too.

Except Rachnera I guess. I have no clue what a spider would smell like.

>>149911359
Wouldn't Mero and her room smell like chlorine?
This is a good thing.

>>149909263
This is the story of the ugly barnacle. He was so ugly everyone died. The end

>>149911276
Crab must have pissed in its Cheerios somehow

>>149911413
>Mero
>Chlorine
Did you not read the manga, or even watch the new OVA? There's no chlorine in her living quarters.

>>149911413
She uses ozone to keep her fish tank germ free, I believe. Chlorine makes her sick as hell.

>>149911413
She smells fishy

>>149911359
I want to smell Lala.

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>>149898493
>You DO respect your local law enforcers as well, right?

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>>149911438
>>149911453
Ah, shit, you're right. I honestly have no idea how that slipped past me.

Am I off the hook?

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>>149911413
Absolutely NO Chlorine allowed, anon.

>>149911549
Isn't it tragic how Mero can't wear wedding rings because of her webbed fingers.

>>149911502
I could maximum chuuni route means her room smells like various kinds of scented candles she burns all of the time for 'rituals'.

If she doesn't do that then I don't know. I can't see her keeping her room in perfect condition, so I doubt it would just smell of cleanliness, IE fresh linens. I also don't see her being a total slob like Ms. Smith.

>>149911594
Necklace. Wristlet, or maybe a gold band for her tail

>>149911632
You're detracting from the tragey. Your fish waifu wouldn't be happy with you.

>>149911626

Lala's room doesn't smell.

Because it doesn't exist.

>>149911665
I'm pretty sure Crab confirmed at some point that Lala does have a room via Twitter.

>>149911662
She'd be very happy with me. Since she doesn't actually want tragedy and just somebody to love her.

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>>149911354
>implying birdbrain isn't the worst choice

I couldn't marry a retard, anon. Your standards may be low enough, but not mine

>>149911778
>I couldn't marry a retard, anon.
So the only one you could marry is Rachnera?

>>149911816

Careful anon.

>>149911849
he's not wrong tho

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>>149911816
gif was misdirection, Rachnee-san is indeed best girl.

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You're all Idiots for not choosing Polt as your one and only!

>>149911778
Please spoiler something this sp00py

>>149901717
>>Shortest one is taller than me by a whole 12cm
>I'm not entierly into the genki one
>But this just opened my eyes to how tall everyone else is
Note that their human torso is average length. It's their legs that are supermodel-long.

>>149912022
But her head doesn't even come off.

>>149911935
>holding her loincloth down with her pedipalps

It's the little things

>>149912022
> She isn't a half-breed
Then what's the point?