You just entered your room and Ume-sama is making out with a girl on your bed.
What's your course of action?
>>149886565
pull up a chair, and enjoy the show
kick them off so i can take a nap
>>149886565
Wait until Ume is exhausted from all the wild scissoring and then take her doggystyle.
It's the logical thing. She wouldn't make out with a girl on my bed when she didn't want me to take her.
>>149886565
Do either of you speak English?
>>149886565
>See Oshiroi
>"You're Hana Oshiroi!"
>Strip naked and get up against the wall, as though being held there.
>"Goddamn it. I should have known trying to infiltrate the Bath house mafia would have ended up like this. What are these men going to do with me?"
>>149887403
Who are you quoting?
>>149886565
Kick her ass for being such a shit character that she's singlehandedly responsible for no season 2.
Seriously, she may very well be the worst character in anime.
>>149887456
Does being this furious make the fapping sessions better?
>>149887499
I don't masturbate to shit characters.
>>149886565
join in
>>149887524
So, how much do you fap to glorious Ume-sama then?
>>149887587
I just told you, I don't mastrubate to shit characters. Ume is the shittest character. My dick doesn't even stir when I see her.
>>149887760
>being this tsuntsun
How cute.
Burn both at the stake in the name of God.
>>149886654
>"Go be lesbians somewhere else"
Anon are you gay
>>149887843
Why don't you fuck off back to gaia
>>149887963
Lesbians are gay
>>149888059
Wew.
>>149887963
When a man needs his rest a man needs his fucking rest, Anon.
>>149887587
>glorious Ume-sama
She's such a bad character that the official reason given for Ben-to not having season 2 is because of how much everyone hated her. The LN author actually publicly apologized for making her and wrote her out of the story after the anime aired.
>>149888172
Betafags are the SJWs of anime.
>>149887988
Why are you so mad, anon?
>>149888273
>u mad bro XDDD
>>149886565
Apology for my rude then sit in the corner and masturbate
>>149888386
And finish on them, right?
>>149886565
I whip out my dick and say it's not going to fuck itself. I should watch this. Either that or I just collapse on my bed and go to sleep.
>>149888737
>fucking a dick
>>149888362
I suggest you fap your frustration away.To Ume-sama
where the dick pics at
worst /cock/ thread I've ever seen on /b/