Freeze!

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>>149883410

>Polnareff.jpg

Pork in the shell

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>>149883410
>>149883501

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>that waist

HA-HA-HAYAI

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That's not anime & manga.

Is this the new Muppets movie?

>>149883410
>Freeze
She needs liquid nitrogen liposuction

>PUT YOUR FAT COCKS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM

>>149883410
Why so fat?

Would it kill her to loose weight and build some muscles?

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>>149883410
It looks like she's carrying a bag with fast food.

>>149883410
W-What happened to your body, Major?

>>149883410
Did she just fly out from a Subway?

>>149883716
its an edit

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>inb4 you have to go back

>>149883410
what a fat slob.

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>>149883824
What the fuck is a kino?

>>149883824
No, fuck off and go back. Same with this shitty thread that's the same every fucking time

>>149883824
How about, fuck off /tv/.

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>>149883859
A nice girl.

>>149883859
It's a reddit meme from /tv/

>>149883501
No matter how many times this is posted, I can't stop laughing.

>>149883410
Major Baconagi

The issue is not so much that she's a fatty but that she's way too short. You need a tall woman to cast a strong woman like the major.

Taco in the Bell

>>149883410
froze my dick

>>149884099
your pic related was a spare body

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>>149883859

>>149883410
S-she is fat!

>"Stop right there Laughing Man, you don't stand a ghost of a chance!"

Wow Hollywood, really?

>>149883554
what waist are you quoting?

>>149883410
THICC

>>149883410

There's nothing left to freeze, bitch. Your fat ass already ate all the leftovers.

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>>149883554
That's what real women look like anon.

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>>149883410

>>149883554
Maybe it just looks thicker from this angle

>>149884607
That's what real fat disgusting pigwomen look around you where you live, anon.

heheh, more like, ghost in the taco bell, amirite guys?

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>>149883410

>>149884744
i kekkled

>>149883824
Is Innocence actually good?

>>149884908
Yes

Has Oshii retired from directing anime?

>>149884908

No.

>>149884908
Maybe

>>149884908
can you repeat the question

>>149885063
You fucked it all up

>>149885093
I don't know, man

>come in here hoping nobody said thicc
>2 results
WHY

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>ITT low test males
Shameful. And I thought that /a/ was better than this. She is improving GitS.

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>>149883410
I just wana nibble on that chubby belly and smell her ass sweat.

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>>149885322
>She is improving GitS.

>>149884428

They said that in the movie?

I don't belave you...

>>149885322
You have to get out.

>>149883702
The thick meme allows her to get away with it.

>>149884908
No but it looks pretty.

>>149883410
Isn't it that shitty vest and the angle that makes her look like she's got a lot of chub?

>>149883824
>Innocence
>better than the first movie

Objectively shit opinion. Innocence is superior on visuals alone

>>149883824
>Innocence
>Kino

Also is that movie that come out in 2015 worth watching even?

>>149885322
>3DPD garbage

You need to fuck off nigger.

scarjo fits perfectly imho, they should've just cgi'd some doll eyes on her or something

>>149884607
Which is why we're on /a/.

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>>149886381
>breast redux hook nose plays chinese

>perfect

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>>149883410

that's one fat robutt

>>149884908
stop being a faggot and go watch it instead of asking for opinions.

>>149883410
Ghost in the (XL)Shell

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>>149883410

Ghost in the Shell movie was my introduction to animes, I am not fucking OK with them making it 3DPD

>Ghost in the jell-o

>>149888046
>not shell-o
FIFTY

do you guys think that batou and the major will ever be a thing? in pretty much any series batou is pretty much chasing the major. but arise series had to be the most major hungry batou i ever seen. was pretty funny if you ask me.

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>>149883716
>>149883803
I didn't notice that it was a Subway edit. kek

>>149888217
No. That slav is doomed to watch her fuck basically every one else in the series besides him. That's his punishment for being a war criminal.

>>149885802
If you watched arise then yes.

>>149884203
Ghost in the taco bell is also good

HUWAITO PIGGU

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARTLckN9e7I

Who wants to bet this moment won't be shortened down to 10 seconds?

>>149885731
Visual medium, cucklord

>>149885093
you're not the boss of me now

>>149885322
>low test
Kill this meme. Men are attracted to women who have nicely shaped hips and curves, not the fat the accumulated on top of that. If you like cows so much then buy a farm.

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So Section 9 now works for a robotics company Hanka instead of the government

Major now a special snowflake cyborg

Kuze turns out to be a good guy and Hanka robotics is the true villain of the film

They just basically stole the whole plot from Dues Ex Human Revolution and slapped GITS on top of it

>>149884908
It kind of meanders, but the payoff in the ending makes it worth it. It's also nice to look at.

>>149888729
GO HOUMU

>>149885802
Only if you like Arise, or are a diehard Maayafag like me.

So basically no, if you have any taste whatsoever.

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How do you go from this...

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...to thicc

>>149889612
America.

>>149883410
Nani? A talking fridge?

>>149884099
Women age like milk.

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MOMMY! I WANT SUCKY SUCKY

>>149888217

They seemed to be fucking in the end of SSS.

They problably cyber fuck too

>>149889808
>Women age like milk.
TRUE.

>>149890036
Don't post 3DPD garbage on /a/, normalfag.

>>149890152
Is censored so it's alright.OP pic is worse by FAR.

>>149889612
>>149889861
SAC motoko is absolute shit anyway

>>149890152
Look at what you did asshole are you happy now?
Just wait until this garbage is released on cinemas.

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NUUU-

>>149883410
Fat in the fry.

>>149889808
>Women age like milk.
True.
http://es.ancensored.com/files/images/vthumbs/c/df022903b7c365198707b6047eb8dba5_full.jpg
She looks like shit now.

>>149890192

Shut the fuck up

>>149890192

1995 motoko isnt slutty enough like the slut she really is

>>149883702
oy vey, you shudda seen her after she survived the shoah, you can ensure a great tragedy like that never happens again by donating to your local synagogue

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>>149885322

>>149884389
Is this authentic?
Literally artificial lecture material.

>>149890659
Then don't reply to it, idiot.

>oink oink

>>149883410
put the subways in the bag!

oink

Mandatory

Ghost doesn't fit in the shell

>>149890330
>linking to an image
Go back to fucking reddit you piece of shit.

>>149891424
Major Kusanagi more like Major Butanagi amirite lmao

>>149885322
Low test male here, I find chubby girls hot but would still not give them the role of a superhuman cyborg killing machine.

Why did this faggot copied zoolander pose?

>>149885322
You tried

>>149892218
>Major Buttanagi

Because having a big butt is funny haha shut the fuck up virgin.

>>149884410
kek

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>>149892936
anon...

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>>149889757

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>>149892936

>>149890192
end it dude

>>149892936
Buta = pig in moonspeak, my dear anon.

>>149893752
whats the sound for the noise a pig makes in Japanese?

>>149892784
>

>>149885322
kore wa baito desu

>>149883859
A /tv/ meme also the German word for movie theater

>>149884908
Better than the first

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>>149885322

>>149889424
But Kuze was always the good guy

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>>149883410
とぽ けく

>>149889424
the way these adaptations work is they got a vault full of rejected screenplays, they look for one that most fit what they want to adapt and then change a few name and use it.

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motoko makes my libido go crazy for some reason

>>149888942
This core aesthetic is going to be entirely missing.

And it's all I fucking want

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>>149883410
uh.....
uhhh.....
uuuuuuuh
UHH
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NNN
UHHHHHHHHHHHH
HNNN
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
UHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THICC

>>149893986
This desu.
Same goes for capeshit.

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>>149883410

How did it go from that,
to this?

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I wish Hollywood and everyone else would stay away from my chink toons.

What's even the fucking point of making a adoptation of an already existing movie everyone agrees couldn't be made any better just because it's made live this time

Also
Fucking off /tv/

>>149884607
In America.

>>149894573
You do realize women having chub is a normal thing right? It's got something to do with fertility and bearing children. The skinny women you see are literally starving themselves to look like that

>>149894634
le REAL women are tubby chubby I need sucky mommy!!

>>149894634
Chub =/= the fucking state of that image
That's just unshapely

>>149894634
Sorry anon, fat acceptance is American-only thing.

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Just watched the trailer
WHERE ARE HER MUSCLES?

>>149894760
normies are intimidated by muscles

>>149884908
>muh souls
>muh chilluns
>muh philosophy


Oshii is a fucking hack

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>>149894634
Just because it's normal doesn't mean it's desirable. The same exact thing can be said about men, but women and fags still want to see shredded abs.

If you are a Hollywood star with a normal body you need to have a good reason. She's supposed to look fit as fuck for this role, not "normal"

>>149884099
all on the bra bro

sometimes i swear some days some girls suddenly grow 2 sizes overnight just because of their bra

>>149895171
>you need to have a good reason.
she is already popular and CG will fix anything else

>>149895332
That just goes to show you how lazy the industry is and that it's deserving of harsh criticism

>>149895353
well yeah. If Hollywood is going as far as to take material from fucking light novels or anime, then I don't know how it can get any lower.

Are people just meming or does everyone not notice those white strip things are hanging off he front and not skin tight at all?

T-the camera adds a couple pounds!

>>149896586
How many cameras has she eaten?

>>149893847
Buhi

>>149897227
What's with Japanese people and being unable to replicate animal sounds? What kind of pig makes "buhi" sounds? Never heard a cat say "nyan" either. Seriously, get your shit together Japan.

>>149897910
says the english native speaker who cant pronounce correctly words from other languages even if his life is at stake
fuck dammit, americans cant even pronounce english words correctly

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>>149898048
I'm German.

>>149884607
what the fuck is this real women meme?

yeah, that's what fat people look like, you say it though like skinny, gorgeous women can't exist.

you're all in fucking denial

>>149883410
S-she's fat!

>>149884254
Major was shorter than Batou in the original movie if I remember correctly, its been a while.

>>149883410
put the donuts in the bag or i'll shoot!

>>149898498
you're right, she was like a foot shorter

>>149883410
Cheeze!

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>>149898529
that sounds about right

batou's in the background

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>>149883410
Mokoto Kusanagi?
More like Mokoto Busanagi

>>149898194
then youre good

>>149898383
Fuck off normalfag.
2D perfect waifu > 3DPD whore

>>149898735
Major Kusanagi?
More like Majorly fat obese white bitch

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>>149898383
It's a joke anon. "This is what real women look like!" is a feminist slogan used to promote fat acceptance with shitty ad campaigns and posters of fat landwhales posing as models.

Pic spoilered for public safety.

Stop the bullying.

>>149883824
What's the second one?

>>149898948
>2D perfect waifu > 3DPD whore
But can you repeat that to your mother?

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>>149899185

>>149899185
They both look like they do way too many drugs and the one on the left looks male.

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This doesn't mean anything. She looked great in the trailer. Also, one can be fit and still look awkward or fat if "frozen" at the wrong moment

>>149884908
No. The joke is that its objectively the worst entry in the series

>>149883410
Taco in the Shell

>>149890719
No. It's very clearly someone's attempt at legitimizing a meme

>>149883554
http://webm.land/media/JTHC.webm

>>149889156
>"if it looks prety then it is good"

You are literally mentally handicapped.

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>>149901635
*knocks her out and throws her in the trunk*

You'll regret your words you little butt slut

>>149883410
She looks like a fucking hamhawk getting hung up and smoked in a barn

>>149901977

Not him, but honestly, Innocence is just as good or better than the original.

I think the real problem is that you faggots overhype the movie too much.

What makes Innocence that fucking worse? The lack of Major?

Kinda bummed we didn't get a proper sequel from Mamoru Oshii to finish the whole thing. Supposely that would be SSS.

>/tv/ crossboards and brings their shitty bait threads with them
>doesn't crossboard to bring a fusion of /tv/ memes and /a/s anime which would likely revive both currently declining boards
FUCK

>>149883410
>ghostintheshelleatinghissubway.jpg

The problem with the adaption is that Scarlet Johansons acting is trash
From the trailer it looks like everytime she's on screen she's trying to display Major as confused and unsure when in the anime she oozes confidence and profesionalism whereever she goes

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>>149883410
That's not the Major. What the fuck are they thinking. The only fat the Major has is on her ass.

>>149884908
It fits /tv/'s definition of Kino perfectly.
It's a technical masterpiece on every level, but it's functionally unwatchable.

Considering everything good about GitS is even better and everything bad is a thousand times worse.

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>>149883410

>>149898194
If you're German, you should have no problem pronouncing Japanese, because the sound palette is very similar.

>>149902659
This is really the only problem I have. I hope I'm just misconstruing things based on the tailer and it actually turns out to be okay, but who am I kidding, it'll be complete garbage, right?

>>149902659
Well, yeah.
Scarjo can play one role.
Confused early 20s girl.
It worked really well in Lost in Translation and kinda well in Vicky Christina, but it hasn't worked in any other film she's done.

>>149902890
Yeah pronouncation is pretty easy so far. Just memorizing Hiragana, Katakana and Kanji is a pain in the ass.

>>149902908
>it'll be complete garbage, right?
It will be.
But normies will love and fan all over this shit because muh stronk wymin lead. Most likely at the time of premiere not even the 15% of them ever touched GiTS movie, serie or manga.

What still bothers me is that they got Kitano on board, but somehow they didn't want to give it to him.

I really would've loved to see Kitano try doing GitS and what he'd do with it, because there's so many ways he could play it.

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>>149903207
Hollywood would never give even the slightest ounce of creative freedom to anyone that isnt part of their jewish kabal

According to the internet news you fuckers only hate this because she isn't going to be topless.

>>149903250
So why have Hollywood do it?
American mainstream cinema is complete shit, there's hasn't been a decent film produced in Hollywood in the past 30 years or so.

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>>149883716
>It looks like she's carrying a bag with fast food.

>>149903275
Even in the original she doesnt have nipples so whats even the point of seeing her naked

>>149903275
>caring about her being topless when she wears skin-tight with a 10 body anyway

Skin-tight suits are hotter than skin, anyway. What kind of retort is that?

>>149883859
it means cinema in german and russian

>>149890719
>artificial lecture material.
scripting languages and programming languages

>>149901924
It has never been completely illegitimate.
It's can be sourced to the very beginnings of Hollywood when they used to play a shitty b-movie after the good main feature.

Back when TV didn't exist so people used to spend hours in cinemas.

b-movies were typically comedies, westerns (nowadays it's action), sci-fis, historical fiction, etc.

Well, what came as a surprise for Hollywood back then is the fact most people enjoyed the shitty b-movies more. Plebs gonna pleb.

>>149899549
ARISE movie

I can't wait to see this just fucking flop and ruin her career.
Fucking god damn it.

My only regret is that it may further harm the chances of Keanu's Cowboy Bebop getting made.

>>149883824
Swap Innocence with the original GitS. As it stands now, this image is fucking hipster central. Glad that someone appreciated SSS though, the moment where Togusa almost kills himself so that his own kid doesn't get kidnapped is pure kino.

>>149905790
>tfw haven't watched any of the movies except the original
Feels fucking good man.
And I don't intend on that ever changing.

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>>149889612
to this

>>149905295
He's getting old, dude.

>>149905295
Scarlet has nothing to lose, if the movie fails, they will just conclude that anime adoptions doesn't do well and leave it at that.

>>149892936
Kill yourself.

>>149906398
Is he?

>>149903159
>But normies will love and fan all over this shit because muh stronk wymin lead
You're far too up your own ass if that's what you think.

>>149895165
>muh muh

Anon is a fucking hack

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>>149903305
>there's hasn't been a decent film produced in Hollywood in the past 30 years or so.
>What is pic related and
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_the_Heart_of_the_Sea_(film)
>from last year.

>>149906702
>What is pic related and
Pandering dog shit.
No Country For Old Men and There Will Be Blood are both superior films.

>>149906702
I didn't like the Revenant at all.
In the Heart of the Sea was alright, I guess. Nothing special, Walker's Character carried it.

>>149906735
>Pandering dog shit.
I like both No Country For Old Men and There Will be Blood, but what I posted is definitely not pandering dogshit

>>149906825
Revenant had no substance.

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>>149906702
>>149906735
>>149906760
>>149906825
>>149906881
>>>/tv
>>>/trash/
Go put your cancer back where it belongs.

>>149906992
Anime are movies, therefore movies are /a/.

>>149906315
>Tattoos
Absolutely disgusting.

>>149907241

What did you expect from a 3DPD?

>>149893868
これはバイトです。

それを日本語に書く、ばか外人

>>149883501
>GitS is a cover for the live-action Porco Rosso movie

>>149883901
~for you~

>>149885461
>I guess we're all just... ghosts... in a shell
>ROLL CREDITS

>>149894074
ENJOY YOUR BLUE-WHITE GLOWY IPOD EVERYTHING

>>149907586
>それを日本語に書く

>>149888942
It's gonna be cut.

>>149902691
god damn

>pork in a shell
>ghost in taco bell
>body shaped like a bell
>200 pounds feeling swell
>farts loud as 100 decibel
>android lipid cell
>belly stuck in a well
>diet plan? do tell
>weight watchers was hell
>in the fridge i dwell
>after sports i smell
>tumblr says I'm a bombshell
>gluttons are our clientele
>elevator instead of stairwell
>perky tits farewell

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>>149883410
Ghost in the Shell?

More like Ghost in the MiSHELLin

>>149888942
This is still something truly impressive, because it uses incredibly little to give you a comprehensive image of what life is like for the actual people in that world.

Not to mention that it looks amazing.

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>>149908571
That was a stretch.

Sort of like Scrajo's Ghost in the Cellulite.

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>>149907586
>バイト
できない

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No more fat jokes, anon. They're hurtful and destructive

>>149902085
innocence has aged poorly, the cgi (i'm thinking especially of the parade scene) stands out awkwardly. the whole movie is SAD BATOU over and over and then some ass kicking at the end. it's just... idk meh.

the music though. the music was awesome with that whole electronic/choral thing.

>>149906702
>What is pic related
Unmoving garbage?

>>149884607
>fatty American women are the only women
k e k

>>149884389
I still don't know what a kino is.

>>149911157
/tv/ has gotten into its head that it means high quality cinema, when in fact kino just means cinema/going to the movies

>>149908445
Exactly.

Obviously they are never going to find a 3DPD version of the Major, which is why turning this into a live action is going to end badly. But the least they could have done is find an actress with the right build rather than that thing in the OP.

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>>149883410
>S-SHE'S FAST

>Not liking thicc
What the fuck, /a/

>>149911578
Get out, normie

>>149883410
I'll have a number nine, a number nine large, a number six with extra sauce, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one wit' cheese, and a large soda!

MOOOOOOOOOO!

>>149911578
It's fat, not thicc

>>149911578
She's not thick, she's shaped like a fucking box.

>>149906398
>He
I knew something was wrong with that nose size, shes a trap

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>>149911906

is it a diet soda?

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>>149911906
With that much food, she'll have one hell of a number two later!

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>>149883410
IMPRESSIVE

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>born too late to explore the world
>born too early to explore the stars
>born just in time for dank memes and sex robots

>>149895165

His Christ autism can make some cool shit though.

Making of a Cyborg is symbolic as fuck, instead of making a man out of clay, it's a woman from artificial polymers, and metal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6NyHPZTXAU

>>149909183
Scarlett's being hurtful and destructive to that body-suit, so it evens out.

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>>149912780
>just in time
Sorry to tell you but the reality of that doujin won't come to pass in our lifetimes. On a more positive note we have more than a few ways at our disposal to leave this life compared to the past.

>>149904581
And in polish

>>149912787
KINO

>>149912787

Thats not even comparable to the original holy shit.

>>149912787
>old anime
>intricate details
>showcases the process in all it's glory, displaying all the facets of her change
>mixes pretty visuals with an in-depth look at the process that allows the viewer comprehensively into the character's inner-workings before Kusanagi is even truly alive
>pulls no punches on Kusanagi's transformation from fully robotic to humanoid

>modern movie
>dark shit as fuck until she goes through the mold
>nowhere near as much shit happening in general, don't know jack about how she came to me
>flashy lights bro
>dude effects for the sake of effects
>everything moving slowly to compensate for the fact that next to nothing is actually happening until they go full-on with "DUDE VISUALS LMAO FLASHING LIGHTS"

End it.
End it all.

oink

>>149883410
I wonder if scarjo or any other celebrity visits 4chan and shitposts like us...

>>149913697
How new? That being said some faggots clamor about how some celebs totally watch anime but there are no celebrity otaku. This is a fact.

Furthermore, only newfags care about celebrities. You want to be another tabloid consuming worthless piece of faggot? Well, punk, do you?

Unless they're directly connected to the industry you should not care.

>>149913306

Now lets see how reddit faggots defend this.
Bet people will say the original was lame anyways
>well I think the original has too much detail and unnecessary nudity lol XD i mean, its 2016 people!

>>149913830
Its all surface level animu.

Remove the television from your life. Disregard all celebrities.

I still haven't watched any GitS

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>>149912780
Sauce of that pic?

Honestly this movie will be as bad a the KOF movie, mark my words

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>>149914617
>sauce
What's with all the newfags lately? You're a big boy find it yourself. You should already know it.

>>149914617
>Honestly this movie will be as bad a the KOF movie, mark my words

Okay, getting a little overboard there, anon.

Are all the ghost in the shell movies/series worth watching?

>>149915470
'95 movie, both seasons of SAC and Solid State Society, GitS 2: Innocence (it isn't really a sequel, just roll with it) and then the currently released Arise OVA's.

Watch the '95 movie first.
Then Innocence
You're now done with the movie continuity
Then SAC
Then SAC 2nd GIG
Then SAC SSS
That's it for SAC
Then take Arise and burn it

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>>149915696
thanks family

>>149911538
remove the 's'

>>149915696
what's wrong with arise?

>>149912864
>Sorry to tell you but the reality of that doujin won't come to pass in our lifetimes
Definitely not if everyone is a pessimistic faggot like you. Instead of saying ""this probably isn't going to happen", say "I will MAKE this happen". Also at the rate we're going, if you calculate everything compared to the increase of the speed of technological progress since 1903, we should have sex robots within 20 years and cyborg bodies with life extension within 30. From that point on, peoples life expectancy will rise faster than people can die to meet those life expectancies. People who predicted to live to 120 by the technology of a specific decade will be expected to live to 135 by the next decade, and 150 by the next after that. Our generation will be the last to die naturally and also the first to not die at all. But we have to support the march of technology, not hinder it. Someday we WILL see the rest of the universe, but we have to hold on to see them.

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>>149899185

>>149916231

Compared to everything else GITS, it is mediocre. Okay fine Innocence is was bad but it was still more enjoyable than chibi Motoko.

>>149916412
Fuck me and my autism, why do I let myself do these things. Someone delete this post or something.

>>149883859

Forced meme only fags need.

>>149916412
>>149916466
Reckless optimism is the father of disappointment. First of all you're presupposing that technology will increase at at least a constant accelerated rate, furthermore you think that within the century the key to immortality will be unearthed in the non-metaphorical sense.

Furthermore, you have no hard data or legitimate studies supporting your loosely based conjecture, only what could barely be called a hypothesis likely borne from you reading too much of anon's post that regurgitated some popsci article on this or that or how a certain "breakthrough" or series of aforementioned "breakthroughs" (meticulously researched don't you know) will suddenly increase life expectancy dramatically based on equally nebulous and vague conjectures that some pseudo-philosopher wanked out of his head in a fit of boredom that kind of sort of made sense within the light of the study that some simpering journalism undergrad convinced his coked out publisher to allow him to meet the public eye. Your entire argument is, in all likelihood, based entirely upon a farce predicated by what I already outlined. You're insisting on lengthening this Ouroboros of bullshit. You're reposting what essentially boils down to clickbait that preys upon unfounded optimism and the yearnings of others distraught with their own reality.

I'm just trying to save you the dissappointment. I'm not trying to lie to you.

>>149899185
>untouched

Accurate description

>>149911906
Incredible math you have there.

>>149906735
now there will be blood is amazing but no country doesn't come near. I would put revenant and heart of the sea closer to there will be blood than most movies.

>>149913697
I'm betting Ryan is here somewhere

>>149917491
she's incredible math, just incredible math

What happened to her? I thought she was kinda cute in Ghost World.

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>>149894065
>Not posting the updated version

>>149916125
>-SHE'S FAST

>>149911538
>HE' FAT

>>149905830
>I love being ignorant

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Will the movie bring up a lot of the philosophy, symbolism and metaphors like the 1995 movie did?

>>149912780
F-FOR YOU!

>>149883410
*Cheese

>>149885461

...the movie's not out for another 5 months, did you even watch the trailer?

>>149904581
And norwegian

>>149918959
No, only slo-motion bullet time and shit effects

>>149898383
>scarlett johansson
>fat
Mate, you are the one who is in fucking denial. Scarlett Johansson is pretty average nowadays (she used to be really hot, but she's getting old), she's not super slim, and she's not chubby or fat. She's just average, i.e. a "real" woman .

The OP picture? I don't know what they're trying to achieve with that suit, but obviously that's not what she really looks like

>>149911538

VERY sweaty pig lying at incredible hihg speed

>>149919178
>have optic camouflage
>run around shooting people with a pistol at point blank

>>149903143
>memorizing Hiragana, Katakana
So you started yesterday? It should take like a week to learn both of those.

>>149919264
>A "real" woman
I've heard this meme before.

>>149919178
The trailer just does not look good. Also when that corporate scientist tells motoko she's the first of its kind, what the fuck does that mean? Are they trying to make GITS into another capeshit series? Motoko is just unique because she's one of the few that has "grown" up in a full prosthetic body. She's not a special snowflake otherwise

>>149919264
"average" is an opinion when it comes to someone's body

she is by definition; fat

>>149919264
>quotes and unquotes the world real

>justifies the word real in context to the subject anyway

and here I thought /a/ was one of the least retarded boards, maybe I'm retarded

also, "not chubby"? ok buddy, she's fat

>>149919629
>maybe I'm retarded
Yes you are, these threads are full of /tv/ crossboarders.

>>149911200
It's a meme you dip

>>149919484
Yeah she is the first of her kind.

>>149919484
Sounds like she's saying she's the first full-body cyborg, but the guy in the cloak is obviously one of the earlier models that didn't go so well.
So it's just a bullshit story about finding her lost past that was taken by an ebil gubbernment conspiwacy.
It's just as I feared. It's a generic sci-fi script wrapped in Ghost in the Shell clothes.
The old movie had Motoko questioning WHAT she is. Not WHO she is.

>>149920234
This triggers me heavily. The last thing we need is GITS to become another origin story and making motoko into a superhero. They're completely missing the point. Aside from all the philosophy in the series, it's just about law enforcement fighting crime

>>149906702
Revenent unrelated right? It was some hack from Hollywood trying his absolute hardest to be Tarkovsky and failing incredibly hard because he lacks the sincerity and spirituality to do so.

>>149916445
Arise is still entertaining. It's not as good as the original movie, but it's still fun to watch how the series is re-imagined.

>/a/ suddenly hates thick
What happened?

>>149915696
>GitS 2: Innocence (it isn't really a sequel, just roll with it)
Why is it not a sequel again? Things seem to match well with the end of the first movie, The Major roaming the net with only her data and all.

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>>149921263
>suddenly

>>149901944
Who the fuck makes these videos?

>>149919264
>She's just average, i.e. a "real" woman .
She could be """average""" in land of whales only.
Girl is fat, and her age is showing up too.

>>149921263
This isn't /v/, you crossboarding fuck.
/a/ has always been loli purist vs. cowtits heretics, thick never had a chance.

>>149883410
Is Sukaretto Jyohansen-san really this fat or did they just need a big body suit to do the CG with?

>>149883410
She's really not fat though. It's just a bad angle combined with those belt thingies on her belly that make it look like that.

>>149912787
I knew they would butcher that scene
Not watching it because of that

>>149914617
normally I give sauce when its a crop, but that there is a full uncroped page
there are plenty tools to get sauce from that, work your way for your faps, they feel better

>>149919559
Then I guess being fat isn't that bad then.

>>149899185
I knew it would be bad, but I clicked on it anyway.

>>149894074
But you'll get your spooky techno geisha spiders and wall-running, and one of a kind cross-eyed Motoko with shaky hands, and a PG-13.

>>149912780
>no robotic-looking womb
Am I a pervert if this kind of turned me off?

>>149904581
>>149912885
>>149919174
And Gaymen!

>>149893868
这是铒子

>>149888942
>>149908600

Speaking of which, how come by the time we got to Stand Alone Complex it wasn't set in cyberpunk Hong Kong anymore, and ended up being more generic sci-fi Japan.

WIDEscreen

>>149893986
Like how Starship Troopers the movie is vaguely similar to Starship Troopers the book, but have opposite messages?

>>149903305
nocturnal animals was great

>>149918959
>>149919178
I'll save everyone some time and money.

Watch Lucy.
Pretend the meds turn the main character into a super cyborg, and that's 90% what the GiTS movie will be.

so the 3dpd movie is gonna be a mix of the first movie + innocence?

>>149884908
Just watched original and innocence for the first time. 1995 holds up pretty well both on plot and visuals, innocence both looks like shit and plot is just a random philosophical quote generator.

>>149895171
This. Actors for a long time have trained/changed their bodies for roles. Most striking example is Christian Bale.

>had a dream about GitS
>Major is escorting me to a safe house because I have dangerous information and I'm being targeted by snipers
>we get to it, and it's cramped little apartment with fake windows outside
>we sit down and I can't help but look right at her boobs
>she catches me, smiles, and says,"They're fake".

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>>149925049
That is a genius line why did they not use that line in the anime

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>>149899185
i mean hey, i'd still fuck it.

>>149924067
It has always been scifi Japan you dumbass. The director just borrowed the scenery idea from Hong Kong.

>>149921470
Russian imageboard - 2ch.hk

>>149885093
Life isn't fair...

>>149894657
oh just you wait

>>149883410
it's definitely not the look for the major at all, but I'd still tap it

>>149884428
FOOOOUUUURRRR KIIIIIIIIIIIDDDSSSSSS

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>>149925915

>>149888942
This is an Oshii thing and its done in collaboration with Kawai's soundtrack. I dont think you are gonna see it in the movie.