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>open door
>see this
>wat do?
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>>149881188
>close door

fucking jehovah witnesses
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>>149881188
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>>149881188
If I opened the door from the outside, I would have to walk through her, and then I wouldn't see her.
If I opened the door from the inside, the door would push her out of the way, then the door would block my vision of her.
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I want to be nice to her, but that would be kind of rude.

It's a dilemma.
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Pee in her mouth.
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>>149881188
Close the door and go back to enjoying my cake.
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Tenderly love her.
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>>149881188
Fuck her brains out and impregnate her. Force her to give birth to the baby and then dump her.
Happy ends all around!
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>cowtits
Close the fucking door.
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>>149881188
Make her hold my hand in public
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>>149881188
[X] Genuflect
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>>149881188
Well, I have one motto in life.

You gotta take what you can get in this world, you don't have time to reject opportunity, especially rare ones. When you want to do something do it right away, don't just sit there and waste your precious time. It's the only way to live a life without regrets.

Also >Better out than in I always say
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>>149881188
Step on her until she begs to be fucked and then comply
I'll cum in her many times, but I won't let her cum
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>>149881188
Follow the written instructions.
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SK is barely /a/ related
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>>149883512
The fuck are you talking about? It had an anime and an OVA
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>>149881188
Beat the fucking shit out of her with my dick.

She'll like it.
The slutty sow.
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>>149881188
Well, do as she says I guess. She'll probably be disappointed and then I'll feel bad.
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>>149881188
Probably slam the door into her back and knock her on the floor. She'd likely hit her head on the stones, maybe knocking out a couple of teeth and getting a mild concussion. I'd apologize, but it'd be her fault and my security cameras would ensure she wouldn't get very far with a lawsuit.
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Ask her if she's seen Yumi.
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>>149883753
Stay away from my wife.
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Did the /vg/ thread image cap again?
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>>149881188
From the thumbnail in the catalog I thought she was pregnant.
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>>149883973
No.
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>>149881188
>at 10:44 PM, remember I have to open door for _____ reason
>hear some odd sound like feet at the front of door but see no one anywhere
>open door
>knock qt over
>she cracks her skull
>ohfuck.jpeg
>notice she's part of the church AND has some note
>note is covered in blood and brain matter at this point
>try reading it
>thefuckisthisshit.webm
>Dump QT gf off at neighbors
>clean up accident
>get in car
>move away that night in a fucking hurry
Fucking churches, man
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>>149881244
I don't think they have nuns.
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>>149883753
>>149883973
>Worst girl gets best art.
It just isn't fair.
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>>149885027
Best girl gets most attention*
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>>149885052
No
That isn't Kat or Ryona
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Make way for best girl, snek.
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>>149885052
You mean this girl?
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>>149886757
Excellent taste
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