You all just have a hair fetish

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>2016
>Tolerating Baldys

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It's actually a girl fetish.
Boys with hair can turn me on but they are not really what I'm looking for. Kill me because I'm sick.

>>149846408
>you all
>all

I fucking wish, I want my hairjob doujins

>>149846595
that's pretty pathetic.

hair isn't even something you can fuck. will probably scratch the hell out of your dick before you get anywhere.

>>149846494
she may need to get used to it when her little sister marries saitama

>>149846408
It's not a fetish for the hair, it's a fetish for a complete, attractive girl.

That's like saying you have a eye fetish because you can't fap to a character without eyes.

How can anyone be this stupid?

>>149846888
You certainly can, it's no different from rubbing it on other parts of the body that aren't an orifice like breasts, armpits, etc. And speaking from experience, it won't scratch you. You're thinking of fur or something. It's also infinitely better and more logical than a foot fetish because it plays a big part in attraction and is on display all the time. But that last bit's just my bias speaking.

>>149846408
Who am I supposed to fap to? Caillou?

>>149847499
rule number one of fetishes is that they don't need to make sense

>>149847347
Even then, it's not even really a fettish. It's just contemporary, normal attractiveness.

But yeah, OP is a fucking idiot.

I think OP has a good point. Society has conditioned you to think
long hair + female
short hair = male
when there isn't really any such biological distinction.

>>149846408
Sorry, its not so much about fetishes as it is about a distinct feel of aliens...

>>149850996
fear* Darn it.

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>>149846408
Would you a Saitami?

>>149846408
No shit OP, how many guys do you see picking up bald girls irl?

>>149846408
NAMI, WY U BALDY?!

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Is she really you're waifu if you don't still love her after she gets a haircut?

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>>149846408
>tfw your waifu doesn't suffer the limitations of a single hairstyle

>>149846408
If you're waifu didn't have eyelashes would you still find her attractive?

>>149846888
Uh, you really think the texture is like the one down there? My girlfriend's hair is like silk. I'll never try it because she will have reasons to cry when 'it' dried, but I sure would love to.

>>149846408
If she's ugly without hair she wasn't pretty in the first place.

>>149846408
I'm a bald fetishist now

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>tfw no cancer gf

>>149846408
Saitama?

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>>149846408
What did he mean by this?

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>>149851153
Yes.

>>149854152
That not all faggots browse /pol/ and /lgbt/?

>>149846994
>implying "acquaintancezoned" fubuki will ever win the saitamabowl

>>149854152
Getto powah

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>>149846408
Holy shit, it's true!

>>149851153
Yes.

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>>149854269
>>149858999
Good

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>>149855043
Of course she will. She just has to trick Saitama into signing the marriage contract