Monster Musume

She's a terrible character

>>149845222
>wake up
>realize monster girls aren't real
>get on MM thread
>same 400 posts over and over.
>getting closer and closer to the dark days of /mgg/ which i feel i am in a minority of remembering
Just end me

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Some new pages featuring Sheep and Cow just showed up. TTF, what are these?

>>149845222
>Muh threads

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>Reminder Ms. Smith is Best Girl.

>>149845801
That reminds me, we haven't gotten anything new manga-wise since that brief chapter where they're taken to the con, right?

>>149845768
>bang
You're dead

>>149845768
>i feel i am in a minority of remembering
I member.

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I love Draco and I am going to make her my wife!

>>149845801
Looks like they're selling their milk in the con

How much longer is this manga going for? Is there a projected end date yet?

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>>149845801
Preview of the new chapter. It's at the expo so like I thought tons of cameos. That page is a farm "Milking experience" I'm guess it's going to be actual cows and pigs not the girls like MC and Miia seem to expect.

Polt is there too I'm in the background again ignoring some other Kobold she's showing off new training equipment and helping people get /fit/.

The art is a little funky on this page though...

>>149845912
Death.

>>149845906
Ah. I never saw (or bothered to look) to see if that colored cover with Miia/Cerea had more to it.

>>149845924
Thanks. More sheep is always great.

>>149845924
>pigs
why?

I meant sheep.

>A spider woman will never cocoon you in her web and have her way with you.

>>149845912
Crab said there was no end in sight in an interview this past Summer

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>>149845888

>>149845924
>letting another woman touch you
GET C.U.C.K.E.D

>>149845982
Part of me is happy about this, but another part of me is pondering on the possibility that he's going to draw it out as long as he can to prevent himself from having to choose an ending.
No matter how it ends, someone will be upset

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>>149845982
>>149845912
Until he will lose interest, which is soon

>>149846007
Looks more like she couldn't control herself around my guns anon.

I'm ignoring her feeble advances.

>>149846030
>choose an ending

All signs point to no ending. He's been trying to ignore the marriage chapter it seems.

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Best girl reporting.

>>149845924
>TTF's face
>"Fuck off you're not Polt"

>>149846045
Looks more like youre trying to hide your erection.

>>149846064
No ending will still piss people off
>He chooses a single girl as a winner
He has fans of the other girls at his throat
>He chooses a harem end
He has everyone who doesn't want a harem at his throat
>He makes an open end that doesn't really reveal who, if anyone, won
He has people hoping for a single girl victory at his throat.
Crab is fucked, no matter how he ends this

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Why set up the marriage ultimatum so early if he's just going to be a bitch and avoid it?

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>>149845801
>forked tongue confirmed

>>149846133
>Will still piss people off

A lot less people will be pissed off. The easiest route is to just ignore marriage and have things trail off like Ranma.

>>149846155
Your late.

>>149845924

>all those kobolds

I want to become /fit/ and train with them hoping it leads to sex!

>>149846183
His late what?

>>149845924
Art seems very off
And looks like that kobold wants to get closer to you

>>149846074

wear a bra ffs

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>>149845835
> Reminder Suezo is best girl.

>>149846155
Fucking newfags

>>149846187
>hoping it leads to sex!
Are you kidding me? Kobolds are nothing but professionals. They didn't gain a racial fortune equal to that of the Jews by sleeping with their clients. The only sexual release you're getting at that health club is from the circle jerk in the men's shower.

>>149845924
Give me the male Kobold already

>>149846256
They are just bitches in heat looking for the knot.

>>149846213
Looks like it's just that big panel. Crab probably doesn't have too much experience with drawing fitness stuff.

She can try but it ain't workin'

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So, uh...
Season 2 when, now that the OVA is out of the way

>>149846222
Stop posting this... thing.

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>>149846155
Dude, we've already seen her tongue. It's longer than a humans, but not forked

>>149846287
I'm gonna take a guess and say probably around June-August next year. OVA come out this month which obviously means they're working on season 2.

>>149846333
>but not forked
SHIT

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>>149845869
They were dark days.
And we are inching closer and closer.
Just last thread there were mentioned of MGE.

>>149846333
You can't use the anime when the comic came afterwards. You can count that anime scene as an error in the character design.

Miia has a forked tongue.

>>149846333
Meh that's the animators fault. Crab has forked so it is forked.

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>>149846403
>>149846439
I'll concede this one.

>>149846333
Miia had a forked before the anime came out. Crab decided to change it at some point since she's got that tongue by the time she's wearing the villainess costume in the Luz chapter.

>>149846374
I'd say the earliest would be winter next year actually.

OAD 2 comes out next april too which covers the last chapter before the mother arc.

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>>149846282

>>149846542
He always draws me with a very stern expression. Probably my fault the reference pictures I sent didn't include me smiling...

That Kobold obviously wants my guns though. Can't have em. Polt eyes only.

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I feel the urge to watch the anime again, but that will make me want to listen to the character songs again, and I don't want to get sucked back into that right now. God damnit

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Which cow makes the best milk?

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>>149846542
A version for roaches instead of ants.

>>149846645
>blush lines

What a slut

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Quick! Throw frisbees at Polt

>>149846645

>Why is this Kobold touching me
>I'm just here to lift
>I hope Polt sees how much I can curl
>I wish I took more scoops of pre-workout
>I wonder when I can talk to Polt.

>>149846632
Definitely not that shit cow.

hold up, its been awhile since i been here but... since when TTF is part of the manga?

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>>149846674

>>149846687
Those blush marks on your face don't lie.

>>149846704
If you can dream it, you can meme it.

>>149846716
Those are the legit bags under my eyes. Crab drew em last time too.

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>>149846706

>>149846632
Chocolate cows?

>>149846746
Why would bags not run parallel to your eyes? Those lines are on your cheek.

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>>149846780
Or cheekbones I guess

>>149846780
Face it. TTF is a cuck that simply WAN(ts) any kobold pussy he can grab

>>149846816
Nah those aren't the same. Face it. You and the qt behind you are sharing a moment.

>>149846854
Y-you too

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If this series ended tomorrow, what kind of ending would you want?
I think I would want a Miia ending

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>>149846776
I think Kyara has the best tasting milk if I remember right so yes, chocolate cows

>>149846915
I thought it already ended at 12 episodes.

>>149846915
A satisfying ending

>>149846915
A 60 page fully collored orgy with darling and the 7 main girls without any kind of censorship

>ttf cheats on polt, driving her into the arms of chad thunderknot
It's beautiful

Shh

The crabman comin'

>>149847788
Fuck you and fuck him.

>>149847855
No fuck you

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>>149847681
It's Tragic

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>>149846950
>sagging tits

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I want to marry this snake.

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>>149846674

>>149848112
Sagging means they have been recently milked. The udders will firm up as they fill. Eventually they will be swollen and sore, such that she begs to have them drained.

>>149848714
That is not at all how they work. Tits arent water balloons

>>149849088
https://www.breastfeedingbasics.com/articles/engorgement

>>149848112
>"I don't know how breasts work"

>>149846215

>>149847312
ayyyy

>>149849445
>but me, I do!

>>149845801
>>149845924
Better be no Luz again in the Expo chapter.

>>149849554
Just look up a video of Hitomi Tanaka where she leans over

I know what sagging really is

>>149846645
You got a very jew nose going on there TTF

>>149849614
>Hitomi Tanaka
>real

>>149849609
Nothing wrong with a weeb at a convention

>>149849835
We need to forget the Kitsune. She's already a who.

>>149845924
Wait, didn't we see the guy on the left before as well? He looks familiar.

action figures and season 2 of the anime when?'

>>149849744
Yeah I don't think Crab draws profile shots often. Much less foreigners profile shots.

I'm just excited to see this new chapter. Looks like it's gonna have tons of cameos. The Polt pages should be nice too.

>>149849899
Yeah I think pretty much everyone from the first gym cameo scene is here again.

>>149849966
Oh a chapter containing tons of cameos, thats pretty sweet. Think we'll see everyone?

>>149845924
>muscle manlet walking around
>fucking lifting weights

I'm gonna have a word with that snake, we had a deal and this was not the intended result

>>149850129
Well farm and Polt are confirmed so far so yeah I'd say we're gonna get lots of cameos.

>>149850225
Get that monkey paw checked out brah I don't think it's working right : ^ )

>>149850225
Calm down, probably not the same guy

He has a full head of hair and a flat face judging from the nose angle, and looks to be taller than most people around him.

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#pranktheworld

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>>149850294
I'm medium sized medium sized damnit!

[AUTISTIC SCREECHING]

>>149850273
I don't need no monkey, I needed that snake to hospitalize the manlet permanetly so I could move in on the pupper

>>149850379
kek

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>>149850379

>>149850379
Medium size compared to what?

A dwarf?

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>>149850422
I want to give this spider a happy life

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>>149850225
Guess Miia sucks at killing people. Worst waifu ever.

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You wouldn't direct a Monster Musume themed thriller music video would you?

>>149850422
Oh, I hadn't even realized. That does mean I recovered from snapcity. I bet Polt visited me in the hospital too :^)

>>149850525
Looks like a different kind of Polt visited you at the hospital instead, judging from the cameo.

>>149850557
Nah that's just cardio bunnies (cardio pups?) mirin'.

>>149850663
Cardio wererabbit sounds like a fun idea, im surprise Crab hasn't done that at Polt's Gym yet, or any buff monstergirl at her Gym. I think its just a gym full of Kobolds

>>149850467
Good fucking luck with that
check your hospital insurance first tho

Has Rachnera been shaving her spider legs? Is that why she's so hairless?

>>149848112
What do the runes say?

>>149850799
Must be

Even the spindly spiders have sensory hairs because it turns out transmitting pressure through chitin is REALLY HARD

>>149848148
>VERY_cute_snek_swimming_at_incredible_hihg_speed

>>149850786
Checkmate, free healthcare in the UK

>>149850898
But no matter how long I watch, she never reaches the end of the pool.

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>>149850898
How fast can Miia go?

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Thread needs more cuddle-bugs.

>>149850760
I think the Kobolds are just the staff.

>>149850832
Basically just "Staaaaaaare"

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>>149851005
ok

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>>149851005
I agree.

Built for cuddling and spooning right here.

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>>149851075
The sensation must be both horrifying and absolutely adorable at the same time. She can slit your throat in a single motion with her claws
But instead she's just playing with your hair, thinking about cute spooder things

>>149851092
She's probably cold. Someone get her a blanket.

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>>149851173
Done

>>149851066
>I think the Kobolds are just the staff.
>Personal Gym Trainers are Kobolds

Yes please

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>>149851140

>>149851556
..you sick fuck
saved

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>>149851075
>YWN get glomped by a cute jumping spooder

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>>149851556
This is already the second time someone fucks with my screenshots
I have mixed feelings about that, but can't help but save them

>>149845924
>inb4 it's some other muscle had gaijin
The face looks off, and his left arm is far too big for someone with a fucked-up bicep. Besides, you're still in that induced coma from spinal reconstruction surgery.

>>149846645
It's cute, she's helping him with his physical therapy

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>>149846915
I want an ending where everything goes wrong, the girls die or are gone forever one by one, all ending around Darling-kun as he falls further and further into madness and despair, until he becomes the main villain of the sequel!

>>149850467
As fellow spooder lover, you're witnessed.

>>149851075
And you too.

>>149851140
>>149851556
My heart!

>>149845222
Has anyone wondered what polt looks like without her hair on her head?

>>149852572
No shave the pupper.

>>149852495
Witnessed?

>>149852572
Ever seen a shaved bear?

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Does Kii bear fruit?

>>149853090
She will after I deflower her

>>149853090
Only one way to fund out anon.

I want to cover Papi in my 12 herbs and spices and then eat!

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>>149845924
>that midriff
shame about the twig upper arms

Which girl would genuinely want to become your waifu and why?

>>149854120
That Image.
>Vomit-chan.jpg

I am trying to read through 12 beast but it is so boring

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I want to write a tragic novel together with Mero!

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>>149846632
this cow

>>149854317
>moo~
She's so cute. I want to pet that cow.

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>>149848687

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>>149854209
I want to paint Miia's nails!

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>>149854416
There's another cow that needs petting.

>>149854642
But I want to pet Asterio.

>>149846632
Goat milk > Cow milk > Horse milk

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>>149854642
Cathyl is a shit cow, Anon!

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Doppel is the Superior Girl

>>149854209
That actually sounds rather nice. She seems to have a fine appreciation of the nuances of emotion, if a little too giddy at the thought of these negative things happening.

>>149854770
Is this basically Father Is Ashamed - the Series?

>>149854901
Why is dopple blush?

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>>149845888
I love Tio and I'm going to marry her!

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>>149854901
Tio is the Superior Girl

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Summoning TTF. I want a natural-ish translation from english to japanese.

>Why must it end this way?
>Lato didn't want this to happen!

>>149854642
I want to rub her ears

>>149855099
Not to mention she must be so knowledgeable in human literature and folklore,
Every girl is great as long as they're all friendzoned. This way nobody's going to strangle, suffocate, drown, crush, rape or digest you

>>149855185
Do you have any examples of how she normally talks? I did a basic "female voice" here but if I had examples of her speaking style I could do better.

何でこんなことになっちゃったの？

ラトはこうなるのが嫌だ！

>>149855113
Stop trying to propose to her, she already belongs to me.

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>>149854723
goats milk you say?

>>149855298
Never!

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>>149855351
But they're already married.

>>149855276
How old were you when you started learning moon? I need that info because of obvious reasons

>>149855276
http://wikiwiki.jp/mon-musu/?%A5%E9%A5%C8

Sure, here's her profile page on the wiki. Her voice lines are on the 台词 section.

I'll have to ask you again for the remaining girls except Jelli, as my Japanese isn't as proficient and will probably end up making very unnatural translations.

>>149855462
Started in college. Been studying for about 5ish years now.

>>149855465
Judging by her lines what I wrote should be good. Doesn't look like she has a particular, or very strong, vocal tic to take into account.

Can't guarantee I'll be able to help out for ALL the girls. There are tons...

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>>149855533
Not every single one, don't worry. Just these girls.

Also I'm way behind schedule

what does fish pussy smell like?

>>149855726
Just as bad as you'd think it smells like

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>>149855099
Might as well be.
>>149855700
Haru will always be best girl.

>>149855726
Squid.

>>149855726
>>149855807
Friendly reminder that fresh fish doesn't actually smell bad.

I'd still eat it either way

Full Raws where?

>>149845801
>Sheep and Cow
What species were the twins? Because they're all I need.

>>149856678
Barometz

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>>149856678
Barometz

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>>149856721
>>149856722
Damn. Well done for the both of us.

>>149856721
>>149856722
>part plant part animal
Pretty weird

>>149856876
Least you now know you can actually eat them out.

>>149856722
I wonder if semen will give them enough water?

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>>149846074
why is horse the best waifu?

>>149857925
Because she's you're waifu.

But spooder is the best

Because she is the one I want to walk with towards the land of dreams. I wish for nothing but to make that walk together.

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>>149857925
Centorea is shit because she's repressing her lewdness.
But eventually that lewdness is going to start leaking and she'll instantly get bumped to #1.

>>149858144
>dump her once her lewdness comes out.
what are you, fucking gay? id tempt her into becoming a complete slut, i want to pound that horse pussy every day

>>149858174
>dump her once her lewdness comes out
That's the exact opposite of what i said you illiterate fuck.

>>149858144
There is nothing quite like repressed girls exploding. Just make sure to channel it your way.

Then again, there's nothing quite like a girl utterly sensual in the first place.

Post more moms your dorks.

>>149858343
i want to cum inside of that horse pussy and have you give girth to a nice little saytr

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>>149854901
Zombina is the Superior Girl

>>149858343

Maybe we'll get moms at the expo.

Maybe we'll get chief at the expo.

Actually we won't.

>>149858565

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=59954664

Twice as good as the other girls.

>>149858603
>pixiv.net
what is this jew shit of having you make an account?

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The Crawling Chaos in a nutshell:

>Phantasmagoric Hair
>Black Sclera
>Yellow Iris Eyes
>Dark Tanned Skin
>Prankster Personality
>"Faceless God"

Doppel is truly the Superior Girl.

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>>149858900
Let's play spot the new! Yeah, pixiv is shit. As is the Nippon youtube

>>149858579
I would suggest you limit your thinking of cameos to species that would have a booth. It's easier to compose panels when they're set up by booth rather than arduous crowd shots.

>>149858972

>Lamias have a 'booth'
>It's a van parked outside the con with "Lamia culture exhibition" painted on the side.

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>>149858452
Zombina and Rach desu

>>149859023
Why does the van have a mattress in the back? Oh! Oooooh!

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>>149858946
Wrong

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>>149859177
Shit taste, anon.
This is correct.

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>>149856722
those are some cute lewd cotton fairies

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Eh, done.

Moving on Ran and Youko next. Hopefully I can do two illustrations in a day tomorrow.

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>>149845801
I want to hug this sheep, then some post-marriage fug

I wish Polt and a male Kobold to have a happy, and healthy litter of pups

>>149859469

I wish Polt and a female Dragonewt to have a happy, and healthy litter of reptilian kobolds.

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>>149859397
>Youko
Hate the Kitsune, Anon. She's shit.

>>149859501
So non-Japanese D&D Kobold, or like a Dragonwrought?

>>149859023
>>It's a van parked outside the con with "Lamia culture exhibition" painted on the side.
A VAN?

You mean a converted schoolbus, right? A van isn't going to fit a Lamia.

>>149859653

The smaller the vehicle, the better the justification to sandwich their guest tightly between them.

>>149859684
>The smaller the vehicle, the better the justification to sandwich their guest tightly between them.
An adult Lamia can't fit in a van. This is why she is always transported by truck in the manga.

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It's evening and you're minding your own business when suddenly a horse woman walks into your room giving you a lustful look.
After a quick glance out the window you realize there's a full moon out and you forgot to barricade your door.

How do you survive the night?

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>>149859861
thankfully minotaur waifus come with war hammers

scans never

>>149860053
Scans for what exactly?

The new chapter comes out the 19th.

>>149860131
new chapter never

>>149859861

Hold her hand until she's reduced to a quivering mess.

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More. More is needed.

>>149850799
Well, she does something to them in one of the web shorts...

>Wake up to see a new page is out
>TTF is cheating on Polt already with some other Kobold

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>>149860409
moo

>>149860633
She might have more money

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>>149846645
This gives me an idea

So when do most burgers usually come to this thread? Will this thread regain its traffic in 2 hours?

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>>149860826
Is it tragic?

>>149860826
Pls. Just because some gym trainer is mirin'.

I only have eyes for Polt.

>>149860409
Did you know that cows like playing with balls? They can go on for hours, pushing them around with their nose, even if they aren't very good at it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRl06Obdi_0

>>149860888
Polt is a stupid name. Rename your pupper

>>149860888
Then why are your eyes on the Kobold behind Polt?

>>149860995
My eyes are on the weight my dude.
Lifting time is focus time.

>>149846215
Cuck confirmed

>>149860845
In burgerland it's 8:30, 9:30, 10:30, or 11:30, depending where they live. Most burgers will get on at 14:00 or so

>>149861046
So in 3 to 5 hours? Thanks anon, I have a special question for them

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>>149860826

>>149855298
Got some bad news for you annon
Tio and I had a one night stand
And to be blunt
I went in
Dry

>>149860826
Do it.

>>149861173
Jesus christ spoiler that shit anon

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I fell for Pickles even more during the OVA.

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>>149861443
Zombina is a cute girl.

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>>149861480
She's more than cute, she's the best. The scene where she picked up the weight and her stitches came undone. So we know Zombina is physically strong. What if we made her stitching out of paracord?

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>>149846138
Because he's just too nice of a guy to put the other girls through that hassle.

Also, because everyone else has forgotten about it, so why bring it up?

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>>149861580
What if I decapitated her?

>>149861580
The other thing is since she's dead and can't grow muscle she has no reason to work out in the first place. That means she was literally just lifting heavier and heavier weights to see how much she could lift before breaking. Pretty cute if you ask me.

>>149861580
Because it was an easy out for what would have normally been a 1-3 volume manga that got inexplicably popular overseas and is now a powerhouse for comic Ryuu and basically started the current boon of monster girl manga being popular.

>>149861929
Meant for
>>149861846

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For being a Fujo, Bina seemed really pleased with that girl on girl action...

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>Zombina can be futa if you want her to be

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>>149861979
I'm listening

Sporticus Polt when

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>>149861979
Continue

>>149862238
> Polt as Sportiflop
> Lilith/TTF as Stephanie
> Draco as Robbie Rotten

>>149861979
So can Doppel, Suu, and Luz. Your point?

>>149862351
I want to wear matching Sporticus outfits with Polt.

>>149862352

>Anasheya hasn't done anything for months

what happened to the comissioner?

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I wonder if the monster girls he's resqued on his patrols hit on him regularly

>>149862566
>Rescued
>Guncop rescuing anyone
Shooting people on sight doesn't count as a rescue.

>>149862387
He just wants to derail the discussion into dicks. Pay him no mind.

>>149862619
Name 1 (one) instance he actually did shoot someone

>>149862478
probably died of AIDS

>>149862669
I can't, but I CAN name one instance of him coming very close to shooting someone. A panicked police officer with no trigger discipline is a menace.

>>149846222
>Muh responses
Kys Anon.

What can you show me in a robot-girl flavor?

>>149862719
>with no trigger discipline
You wot
He's a police fucking officer, a successful gratuate from a police academy, trained specifically to shoot only when absolutely and undenyable necessary.
His job REQUIRES him to take his gun out to stop and arrest dangerous criminals and murderers, such as the one who he clearly saw RIP SOMEONE'S HEAD OFF. He would shoot only when his life or the life of people passing by is threatened, he was merely showing the criminal he's armed so he would stop

Not to mention that he is a good and trusted officer, because he is trusted with a gun and a licence to use it.

>>149860826
All of us going to develop a fetish for NTR and Cucking. Thank you Cathyl and thank you TTF.

>>149863098

My fetish is Cathyl being faithful.

>>149863220
where did this meme come from

>>149862929
>His job REQUIRES him to take his gun out to stop and arrest dangerous criminals and murderers, such as the one who he clearly saw RIP SOMEONE'S HEAD OFF. He would shoot only when his life or the life of people passing by is threatened, he was merely showing the criminal he's armed so he would stop
A false assumption by someone who was panicked. Had he shot it would have been a gross miscarriage of justice. Had he actually been a competent officer he would've more thoroughly assessed the situation before immediately pulling his pistol in an emotionally charged state, and threatened to shoot the person both verbally and physically with his poor trigger discipline.

>Not to mention that he is a good and trusted officer, because he is trusted with a gun and a licence to use it.
Japanese police officers carry pistols. This is inherent to the job, and does not necessarily mean they are good, nor trusted. We know he can't be trusted because of his actions already, look at how he treated the above situation.

He's between a below average to terrible police officer who deserves literally no praise at all.

>>149863250
cow haters, some people can't handle that much beef

>>149863220
Would it have been cheating if she got Cot, Tonn, or Merino to milk her instead of Kurusu?

>>149863324
I think it's because Darling milked her and that's being unfaithful to her BF? I mean damn, it wasn't sexual. Yeah she got turned on a little but I'd get turned on if someone was fondling my nips, even if it wasn't sexual.
Cathyl's BF is hot tho

>>149863429
Terrible answer. What you consider cheating may not be what he considers cheating.

Are all cows unfaithful or just Cathyl?

>>149862864
I only have XJ-9

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>>149863574
>Are all cows unfaithful
nope

>>149863361
Cathyl's bf looks like a fag and diddles sheep (actual sheep, not even merino) in the middle of the night while whispering creepy shit. What did cathyl ever see in him will be forever a mistery

>>149863574
Cathyl is the only one so far. As someone who likes cows I'm happy that she's the only exception.

>>149863574
Yes. All cows.
>>149863677
Preach!

>>149863261
>t. Armchair officer who thinks LaDequan dindu nuffin after he pulls a minigun on police

>>149863677
What if her boyfriend is a heavy masochist tho. (admittedly, the violence in the relationship aspect isn't cool, but it's played for laughs in a comedy manga so I dunno man. Just discount it.)
and besides, only one other dude has "fondled" her, that is, milked her for the good of the farm and her own well-being.
Ultimately, she's still in a relationship with farmer-floozy and we don't quite know enough about their relationship to say anymore. And besides her anger over how ole farmer dude "cheated" on her shows that she does value a faithful relationship.

I dunno, I like her and NTR is a cancer that must be purged from the collective 4chan mindset.

>>149863716
>mistery
Of course the ESL faggot would be a shitposter.

>>149863261
>A false assumption by someone who was panicked...
His job needs him to be able to quickly respond to any form of possible threat to society. I agree that this was a false assumption, but what would happen if it actually wasn't? What if a person before him was actualy a cold-blooded killer who mutilates and beheads people? If Satsuke didn't pull out his gun, the killer would've simply killed him off and continue on with his slaughterfest.

There simply was no time to make correct assuptions and disregard the false ones, because situations like that require him to act fast for the sake of protecting civilians

Besides, wouldn't YOU be absolutely terrified by a sight that he had to experience? He is a cop, but also a peaceful human with emotions such as fear. He might have overreacted a tiniest bit, but he still was doing his job perfectly, threatening the possible killer as he should

>Japanese police officers carry pistols...
If he was a problematic officer capable of actually hurting the innocent (let alone kill them), he would've been fired. Simple as that. Not to mention he had been through psychological tests and numerous gun safety lessons

Come on, we literally had this conversation yesterday, you are not going to accomplish anything, like you didn't that time

>>149863737
>Yes. All cows
[homosex detected]

>>149863843
My post is nothing but objective truth and you're the one jerking off to an effeminate cuck

>>149863822
She could have gotten any of the the other girls to milk her, but instead she chose a man she only knew for a couple of hours.

>>149863938
I'm not the person you think you're replying to.

>>149863863
>Satsuke

Wait he actually has a canon name?

Was it just me, of the OAD was way too brighter and lower saturated than the rest of the anime?

Will there ever be a better version with higher resolution?

>>149863992
I don't see how that is relevant

>>149863863
>Come on, we literally had this conversation yesterday, you are not going to accomplish anything, like you didn't that time
Correct, because you're so caught up in the 'Bike Cop' fantasies that you're willing to overlook how he's an incompetent officer to keep your fantasy world alive. He didn't even give Kurusu time to answer before threatening to shoot him. Kurusu could have died, or at the very least ended up in the hospital all because the officer on duty couldn't do his job well enough to even wait a few seconds to let the alleged criminal respond to him.

Let's see how this would have gone down if he actually were a remotely decent officer.
>Officer: What's with the head!? Turn around slowly and explain yourself!
>Kurusu: She's alive! She's an extra species, her head is just separate from her body!

Officer then examines the head, sees it is in fact alive. No harm done, officer did his job well. Instead he completely panics, and nearly shoots an innocent civilian.

Enjoy your fantasy world where he's some kind of super hero cop though.

>>149863905
Asterio probably have sex with many men before meeting Eita and may cheat on him for a man to satisfy her lust. Those 5 Minotaurs have many people touch their breasts. All cows are sluts.

>>149864045
According to wiki, yes. Crab has given him that name because it sound similar to Keisatsu. Basically a pun

>>149846222

I was t-t-t-transported!
To a far away planet!
To a world where monsters rule!

>>149863324
>Cow haters
My waifu is a cowgirl and Cathly a huge shit.
>>149863716
Of course you'd blame the boyfriend for her beating him so badly he had to go to the hospital for several days and then her seeking out the very first man she sees to grope her and, if not bring her to orgasm, bring her pretty damn close.

>>149864147
I'm not blaming him for that, I'm just questioning why she was with him in the first place

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I still want to know more about the trolls culture. How they act and such. I keep imagining troll males to be bros. I thinks its cause im afraid of them stealing my waifu.

>>149864147

>Still parroting the "She beat him so badly he was hospitalised" lie

>>149864287

If you found a bro troll who helped you win his sisters heart, would you help him get with the human girl he likes?

>>149864287
Let them. We all accept of being cucked by random male monster species. No monster girls will ever love us.

>>149864371
I dont see why not. Especially if he is my brother in law. Damn that sounds cool.

>>149864371
I'm curious at max height of a troll. We know they're "over three meters", and then the next subspecies is Gigantes at "greater than ten meters". Exactly how large would a troll get though? Even at minimum height they're over 10 feet tall. I don't see how a human could please a woman that large.

Then again, human men in the MonMusu universe please centaur women. If they can do that I guess they can find a way to please troll women too.

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>>149864414
That just sad anon

>>149864087
>implying he would actually shoot a person who isn't attacking in the first place

As I mention earlier (that sentence that you managed to overlook multiple times for reasons unknown to anybody in this world but possibly your doctor), his job required him to take a defensive stance to be able to respond to a possible attack. Taking a stance =/= shooting innocent people

>Let's see how this would have gone down...
And I did agree with you that he overreacted, but that was simply human, He's no american superman or a cop from one of those badass western movies, and therefore he is able to feel fear. The conversation you made up is a perfect example of how a jaded movie cop with his cap soaked in blood of hundreds of criminals would handle the situation. But the bike cop is different because he's actually just human. He simply had no experience with dealing with hreats of this level

>Bike Cop fantasies
I just like overlooked characters in any sort of media. You make it sound as it's a bad thing anyway

>>149864311
I agree, but it IS the closest thing we have to an actual name for him. It's not canon, but Crab did agree on using it
And yeah, the wiki folks are mostly retarded

>>149864507
I like to imagine theres some black market for stuff that makes humans able to have sex with monsters. Like dick growth potions and that stuff.

>>149864529
Yet it's true. Have you ever think what monster girls sees in us for them to conclude that they like us?

>>149864567
>his job required him to take a defensive stance to be able to respond to a possible attack
Assuming a defensive position doesn't mean a panicked response pretty much shaking with a loaded gun pointing at a civilian. Aim his pistol at a suspect? Yes. Threaten to shoot them while in an obviously emotionally distressed state? No.

He's not a good police officer. At the very least he demonstrated being an exceptionally poor one in this specific example. If he normally reacts in this sort of manner to unusual extra species cases, however, then there's really no reason he actually should be a police officer.

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What is she thinking about?

>>149864805
Kurusu's dick.

>>149864832
"It was... so small..."

>>149864805
Kimihito's small Colonel Wang. She's a Lamia for crying out loud.

>>149864846
And so unsatisfying

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>>149864846
How small is it, really? I mean if Kurusu looks like this to her with her slut vision, how small does he have to be for her to still consider him 'small'?

>>149864846
"My tail can satisfy me better than Darling ever could"

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Reminder that a girl's bestness is proportional to her size.

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>>149864935
>Miia is cucking Darling with her own body
This kills Darling

>>149864926
Not that Anon, but 2 inches.

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>>149864723
I responded to all the points in your post in numerous occations, today and yesterday, check the reply chain. I don't want to keep repeating myself because you just flat out refuse to acknowledge or remember the points I made in my posts. Just read and think about them to understand where and why you are wrong

He is not an ideal pollice officer, of course he's fucking not, but he's good enought to be a trusted guardian of his people

>>149865022

Bestness against Size forms an inverse bell-curve.

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>>149865031
I have improved upon your smug Miia. She no longer has those undesirable traits.

>>149865022
Sort of agree. I agree that large girls tend to be better than smaller girls.
>>149864640
I imagine its because we are something different. Thats why i like monster girls so much its something different from regular human women.

>>149864935
"I wonder if he's into backdoor penetration. Maybe I can be the one on top"

>>149865073
So you're giving up because you can only parrot the same responses without actually acknowledging my points. Have fun with your delusional fantasies, friend. Maybe 'Bike Cop' will get some new green text for you to enjoy soon or something.