Monster Musume

I want to play hide and seek with her head being a locator trying to find her body

>>149823835

I want to build her head a little cart she can steer with her lips.

>>149823783
What would happen if you tossed her head in a lake?

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Doppel is the Superior Girl

>>149824119
What would happen if we tossed you in a lake with a 50 lb weight strapped to your ankle?

>>149824182

A beefy sea-cow girl would swim to his aid.

>>149824119
Be pointless since she's undead.

>>149824182
I'd unstrap the weight and swim to shore of course.

>>149824222
>beefy sea-cow
>Manatee
Stop

>>149824071
I want to secetly bring her head to my workplace and hide it underneath the desk. Portable friends are best friends

>>149824282
So a portable onahole?

OAD SUBS WHEEEEEEEEN

>>149824414
Not really, I don't want to force her do hurtful things. I said portable friend, not a waifu head-giving head

>>149824473
Now

>>149824473
Check the archives

>muh threads
How many threads do you faggots need per week? 50? More?
This monstershit can't be that popular. Fuck off.

>>149824477
Finally a Lalafag that wants to treat her as a friend.

>>149824477
>wanting a waifu material to be just a friend
What even are you? A gentleman or a faggot?

>>149824633
He's doing to girls what they've been doing to him all his life, friendzoning.

It's the perfect revenge.
Soon they'll be posting on monstergirl-chan about "tfw he ignores my advances."

>>149824591
But it is, hence the amount of threads

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>>149824617
I'm not even a Lalafag
>>149824633
And not a faggot or a gentleman either. Not even desperate for a friend

But a portable chuuni friend is nice. I'll let them decide whoever they want to date, perhaps a real Lalafag would be happy to marry her. Call it friendzoning, but I just don't want to date her, just a couple of friendly shenanigans once or twice a week is fine to me

>>149824591

Maybe 10? Depends if someone starts a good enough shitstorm that we hit reply cap in a couple of hourse.

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>>149823783

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>>149824591

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You're going in to kiss your monster girl when she turns into Doppel! She's pranking you!
What do /a/?

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>>149824164
>can literally be any girl
>great by default

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>>149824164
As you once did for vacuous Rom
Grant us eyes.
Grant us eyes.

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>>149825355
Oh, were you talking about Suu?

>>149825352
Bully her until she's a shell of her former self

>>149825352
Bitchslap and go home, acting as if My heart is severely damaged
pull a sucker punch of a prank on her almost a week later for revenge

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This is your centaur for tonight.

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>>149824591
These threads are like 50% rehashed shitposting, that's why.

>>149825584
That one also belongs in the trash

>>149825584

Eight legs.

>>149823783
>Muh threads

>>149825435
This artstyle is retarded but I love it for soem reason

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>>149825405
Plant eyes on our brains to cleanse our shit waifu taste

>>149825352
Call the coordinators to deport her.

>>149825584
Can I trade it in for something better? Like a sheep? Or a newt?

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The world needs more clothed Doppel.

>>149825352
Finish the kiss

>>149825634
IMAGINE

>>149825584
I'll bite, but I can't see going on a second date.
>>149825692
The same conditions would likely apply. 2 sets of breasts, 4 sets of arms, 2 sets of legs, 2 heads.

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>>149824164
Tio is the Superior Girl

>>149823783
Lala makes me conflicted, I like her body, but don't like her head.

>>149825352
But what if Doppel is my Monster Girl, then what?
Time paradox or something?

>>149825805
>Same conditions

Well, that's not as bad as having 8 legs. But I'm still not interested in an eldritch abomination.

>>149825849
Her prank for you may be the privilege of seeing her true form.

Gaze into the abyss and know eldritch love.

>>149825844
Good thing her head is detachable then.

>>149826088
So, this is what these threads have devolved to.

>>149826138
No, pretty much just Lalafags have devolved into that.

>>149826138
Monster girls are the gateway to hardcore fetishes.

>>149826138
No this is what happens when you accept nonstop 24/7 shitposting continuously without end.

You people no longer care about furries and mlps and shit so trolls are just gonna try harder and harder to 'shock' you into replying. Remember the chicken gif? Eventually people got bored of even that.

Id be willing to bet that if this piss fad wont get much results, expect to see scat or diaper fetish in these threads.

>>149826088
I want to chat with Lala in a nice cafe and listen to her say how embarassed and horrified she was to discover her husbando is into something as weird as that before we laught it all off

>>149826335
You know anon, I dont care what you do in your own free time.

But if you enjoy eating shit and drinking piss, usually, in civilized modern society, its frowned upon to do it in public.

So keep your shit fetish to yourself.

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>>149826397
Not the other guy. I'm a pretty vanilla person myself, actually, except for like, muscles I guess?

>>149826296
Which chicken gif?

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>come for the monmusu
>leave at fetish discussion etiquette

>>149826446
Do like men, anon?

>>149826397
You're on a thread about monster girls on an anonymous forum
Suck it up

>>149826485
How new?

>>149826521
No, I'm not as insecure as you.

>>149826527
And I've come to discuss monstergirls, not see you talk about shit and piss and diapers and farts.

Fuck off to /d/ you scumfuck.

>>149826597
I don't even like those things but it's hilarious seeing you all triggered like this

>>149826597
I agree with this anon. Please don't literally shit up the thread.

>>149826527
>I'm so weird Lol. Do I fit in yet?
Fuck off.

>>149826597
>monstergirls
isn't that /d/

>>149823783
>the remote
I don't watch TV like a fucking normalfag.

>>149826677
Last I checked, Monster musume no iro nichijou was also a manga and an anime.

What happens if you cum in her mouth?

good to see a respectable gentleman decided to kill another thread that didn't hold his traditional values

>>149826575
Brand

>>149826845
You can watch it drip out her neck hole

>Lala will never lick your cum out of her own pussy

>>149827039
Why not just tender hugs and kisses and stuff
Aren't monstergirls for Vanilla?

>>149827125
>Aren't monstergirls for Vanilla?
If you're a pussy, yes.

>>149827125
I want lovey dovey cuddles and snuggles with her too.

>>149826721
Less than half these threads are borderline on-topic at best lol

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I want to marry this snake.

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For that one anon who wanted to see this picture

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>>149827151

>>149827125
Some are. Lala isn't one of those

>>149826446
>vanilla
Anon stop being weak.
>>149827216
Be fun messing Polt's run. Bully the Kobold and TTF more.

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E-I-E-I-O

>>149827792
>E-I-E-I-O
Bust cup size?

>>149827792
Poor fashion sense all around.

I mean, you have a moo moo here, and a moo moo there...

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>>149827792
Did Crab forget her horns in this image?

Am I the only one who's been inspired to go on a wild life documentary marathon? Becasue holy fuck I think I love spiders now

>>149827946

Maybe they can be unscrewed.

>>149827917
Seems practical. It would probably be a pain to take off a shirt and bra to get milked every few hours.

>>149827999
>tfw being a milk cow is one of your fetishes but it's impractical and effectively impossible

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>>149827955
>love spiders
Don't do it, Anon. Spiders are a menace in society.

>>149828033

LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>>149828064
Sorry lad I'm (male).

>>149828044
This image is not funny, it's plain mean
But I still gotta ask the source episode of Rach crying, I don't remember this shit anywhere

>>149828073
>Draw an Anon
>Call it a girl (male)
Why is this allowed?

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>>149827125
>licking cum isn't vanilla
Was this you last Tuesday?

>>149828117
>been 8 days now
>anime still isn't real

What's the hold up?

>>149828084
When horsepussy kicks spider in the head

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>>149824164
Rachnera is the Superior Girl.

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>>149824164
Zombina is the Superior Girl

>>149828173
The real Superior Spider-person

>>149828084
Episode 8

>>149827955
They sound pretty interesting but my arachnophobia keeps me from watching any of those.

>>149827955
My dad had a pet tarantula apparently.

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>>149827946
Seems so.

Brown hopefully gets her own picture tomorrow.

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>>149824071
You think she'd like that?

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>>149828173
>alive
>superior
Good try

I want to cuddle with the spider.

>>149828256
Hopefully. My peni- I mean, I require this

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>>149824164
We all know the real best girl
Mr. Director

>>149828256
I'm praying for brown

>>149827203
>literally miia a shit

>>149828171
>>149828204
Thank you kind anons, I have no idea how I managed to not remember this scene

>>149828352
Have you never seen a ball python anon?

>>149827946
If Crab keeps these up I won't have to worry about running out of wank material for a while

>>149828408
Your welcome. And remember to hate all Spider species.

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>mfw no season 2 anime

>>149828452
>keeps it up
ッ iykwim

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>>149828494
Like hell I'm doing that

>>149828209
I'm an arachnophobiac myself, and I still REALYL am afraid of them. But after watching a couple of documentarys, I just started appreciating them and their existance

Now at least I understand WHY I'm so afraid of them. There are spiders who live underwater, spiders who have fucking whaler hooks for teeth, spiders with fucking untrasensitive suction nipples, spiders who shit web so much it's enough to cover an entire lake shilst being as big as a thumb themselves, siders who use their hairs as fucking harpoons to blind their prey....

Quite a number of new things to be afraid of, yeah...

>>149828555
>spiders with fucking untrasensitive suction nipples
N-nani?

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>>149828256
no please!, my penis can't handle anymore

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>>149828348
Mino brand Mega Milk
I want nendos of the cows bad

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>>149828619
Yup. Spiders with
Ultra
Sensitive
Suction
Nipples

Sun spiders have these extremely weird things on their abdomen taht they drag on the desert floor that can sense the tiniest vibrations around them. I wonder how a sun spider waifu would look
Oh, and did I mention their jaws are a thing of nightmares? Or that their legs can LATCH onto things with incredible force? That's the kind of waifu material perfectly suited for the yandere trope

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>>149828543
Do it, Anon. You know you want to kill one with a giant shoe.

>>149828783
I'm like 100% sure that I don't

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>>149827125
But I am into vanilla stuff with her. Having a detachable head just adds for the cuteness factor

>>149828753
> their legs can LATCH onto things with incredible force
>ywn experience a greedy solifuge leg blowjob

>>149828669
dunno why but I really wanna lick browns armpits

>>149828669
That blush is super cute.

>>149828146
Still got to wait 2 months until the inauguration.

Would Bina enjoy Rainbow 6 Siege?

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>>149829015
She'd probably bum rush and die at the start of every round, so doubt it

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>>149824282
>>149824824
>>149826325

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>>149829015
Do you think Bina would enjoy mgs? Or would she be too impatient for it?

>>149828271
Kek I thought of the exact same thing

>>149829015
>>149829169
She'd like games like Doom

>>149829156
I will befriend all your waifus so your little insecure hearts will be constantly jealous and worried every time your girl goes out "to meet a friend" and Lala will become my bro

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>>149824164
Miia is the Superior Girl

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I love Draco! I am going to make her my wife and provide for her!

>>149829409
I will bring her and Miia together for some friendly bonding

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>>149828834
Hate the Spiders, Anon. Many people are doing it.

>>149829604
Dad, I get it, you hate almost everything. Please take your meds

>>149829604
Nope

>>149827203
Looks like a pile of strawberry colored shit to me.

>>149829664
Not even the meds can suppress my hatred, Anon.

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>>149827216
Where's the armor?

>>149829833
Seriously, go fuck mom and chill out, dad.

>>149827216
Never stop drawing Boris.

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>>149828345
the fuck outa here with this bullshit.

>>149828669
Would it be possible to get the smile added to this?

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>>149830141
Come on now Anonymous, don't be such a hothead.

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>>149830141
Hey Hades is pretty smokin!

Wouldn't it be super cool if lamia ventured out to the glorious dragonewt village to partake in hot lesbian snex with the dragonewts?

What would you like to see in a Kimihito-focused chapter?

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>>149830141
lets not start a flame war over nothing, anon.

>>149830367
Implying Dragonewts are bisexuals.

New episodes when?

I would just like to reiterate that I would love to doubleteam someone with Draco. Or doubleteam Draco with someone else. Or get doubleteamed by Draco and someone else.

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>>149828345
>>149830219
>>149830279
>>149830391

>>149830491

Dairy Centaurs are built for being doubleteamed with Draco.

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>>149830513
You're barking up the wrong tree anon

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>>149830219
>>149830279
>>149830391
>>149830575
>this mother fucker right here

I want to sexually breed Polt, and for papi to have hatchlings from me

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>>149830575
>>149830391
>>149830279
>>149830219
Carlos please

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>>149830596
These posts will go down in hisssssss-tory

>>149824119
It would be extremely painful.

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>>149830679

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>>149830598

What do you get if you breed Polt with a Gazer?

A watchdog!

A strange shortage of tio :^(

>>149830888
She's too busy spending time in my bed. My bad.

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I want to make this spider smile

>>149830940
All that spider knows how to do is be angry

>>149830888
People are getting tired of seeing her all the time.
The age of Tio is ogre.

>>149830940
I want her to cuddle me. I want to feel her eight legs adjust to be more comfortable as she snuggles me with them.

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>>149830219
>>149830279
>>149830391
>>149830575
>>149830644
>>149830879

>>149830940
>>149831004
>>149831018
How do you even approach her? How do you make sure she won't tear you all to shreds as soon as you look at her general direction?

>>149831025
Anon, you're clearly absorbed into your unfunny joke from head to toe. Puns are funny only when they're the least unexpected. When you just keep on throwing them around like used condoms like your dad did before you were accidently born doesn't make them any funnier

>>149831101
Introduce yourself politely and ask her name. Then you strike up a conversation and show her that you don't care about her spider bit

Which DMM monster would you like to see become a character in the manga/anime?

>>149831018
>ywn cuddle with each other under blankets in the winter

>>149831209
"Fuzz off"
If you say anything after these words you're as good as dead

>>149831201
>Implying it was a single Anon

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>>149831201
>When you just keep on throwing them around like used condoms like your dad did before you were accidently born
Is this you're first time using English? Do you know that analogies are supposed to make sense?

Fuck the fuzzposters are here again, once again mistaking the irritating hairs to be comfy when they would actually probably give you a bad rash.

>>149831224
Youko, Fan Long, Iormu, or Media

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>>149831224

Best Arachnid.

>>149831313
I'm saying you are an accident. And it's ok if you can't comprehend that

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>>149831313
>throwing around used condoms
>accidentally born
I don't think
>>149831201
has had the talk yet. You're supposed be at least 18 to use fourchin, honey

>>149831440
>what is broken condom

>>149831435
Well the condoms part makes no sense because if my dad was using condoms, accidental conception would be less likely and most births are "accidental." You probably meant conceived.
And it's ok if you can't comprehend that
>smug.jpg

>>149831440
Spider women don't approve of any form of contraception. It's a well known fact.

>>149831224
Sophia, Rohe, Haru, Kuruwa, Queen, Holo, and Paula.
Holo and Sophia most of all.

>>149831603
I'm ok with this

>>149831603

Spider Contraception is cutting part of the epigyne off so other males can't get a grip on it.

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I love Lala!
She is perfect in every single way.
The cutest, the kindest and the best!

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>>149831677
>perfect in every single way
>autistic

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>>149831364
>Youko
No more Kitsune.
We need a living doll.

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>>149831756
>not finding her autism cute
Kill yourself faggot.

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>>149831412
true

>>149831769

I wonder how crabman would handle a living doll. They're even magicaller than Lala.

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>>149831788
I want to look at one of these plushes IRL. The closest thing I can think of is this cute little doll with a child's old teeth

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>>149831911

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>>149831412
>>149831813
Her vagina is in a weird place. I think it'd be just below her belly button.

>>149832010
She has cute boobs

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Sum up a girl's fanbase in one image.
I'll start.

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>>149832048
For you, good sir

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>>149832119

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>>149832119
>Rachneefags

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>>149832119

>>149831412
>Tito

I didn't know Dickman was a monster girl now

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>>149832212
i'll kill you for insulting my waifu

>>149832207
I'd buy that with real money

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>>149832119

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>>149832252
get fucked spiderfag

Replace a monmusu's personality with another monmusu's, what combination would you want?

>>149832251
A lot of people wish they were Dickman

>>149832207
I know this is autism manifested, but I'd actually buy that. You can see the care that went into creation of this little toy.

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>>149832119

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>>149832119

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>>149832119

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>>149832119
Rachnera

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>>149832119

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Does anyone know what that poster's supposed to be of?

>>149823783
In all honesty I'd just lock her head in a safe and keep the body around.

If this thread doesn't start posting some lewd monster girls in the next two minutes, I'm leaving four reals!!!

>>149828753
Sun spiders aren't actual spiders though, and fierce as their jaws look they have no venom and so can't do more to a human than give a nasty nip.

>>149832790
But it was your turn to post them. You really dropped the ball this time.

>>149832790
I'm going to jerk off to Lala right now and not show what pictures I'm looking at!

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>>149832790

>>149832853
But they are extremely formiddable hunters for the prey their size. And yeah, they are not technicaly spiders, but still arachnids.
Also their jaws look spoopy and are able to crush a scorpion's hard shell without any venom as it is, so here's that. These guys are scary and rad

>>149831322
They wouldn't be comfy at first, but they wouldn't give you rashes either

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>>149832867
that's more like it

>>149832867
But waht happens if you hold both of her hands at once?

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>>149832863
Then I'll be forced to use THIS!!!
>activate trap card

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>>149832867
>2016
>Not leading your girl around with a bit and bridle.
It's like you don't even love her.

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>>149833106
I can't imagine heresy scales linearly. If holding two hands was twice the heresy, just think of the kind of punishment you'd receive with holding all of Kiira's hands.

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>>149832119
Hey I never thought about it like that

>>149833114
Well that's just rude. It won't ruin my current mood for fapping to Lala though.

>>149833247
I'd punish Kiira with a drone gangbang

>>149823783
How is she at throat fucking?

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>>149830219
>>149830279
>>149830391
>>149830575
>>149830644
>>149830879

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>>149832119

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Tell Mero a tragic bedtime story in 4 sentences. All waifus love anons who are kind at heart and original

>>149832289
Tio into Cathyl
Rachnera into pretty much anyone. Extra raunchy anybody wouldn't hurt.

>>149833913
There was once an anon who failed university. He became depressed and poor. He then got a shit job and became not poor. He isn't depressed anymore.

>>149833913
For sale: Baby shoes

Never worn

>>149833913

For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn.

>>149833913
Anon meets cute mermaid and they fall in love.
Mermaid gives anon deadly disease.
Anon dies a painful death.
The end.

>>149833913
>An ogre accidentally knocked over Donald Trump
>Trump got pissed
>Over the wall they went
>No more romance for anyone

>>149834071
Fuck, I could have done much better than this

>>149833114
I'm a Lalafag, and I honestly like this. I mean she's cute and the pink hair looks pretty.

>>149832971
Yes I was just speaking of what they can do to humans, on their own scale they are like Tyranosaurs. They have no venom as they have no need for it, their jaws can handle things just fine.

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>>149833913
Anon sees a Mermaid trying to cross the street, and helps push her wheelchair.
A reckless driver speed through the intersection, clipping anon, and paralyzing him from the waist down.
She falls in love with him and they live together supporting one another in living in a world not designed for wheelchair bound people.
The Mermaid suggest they move back to the sea where they can move unburden by gravity, and as they wheel themselves into the water, she turns around to see anon drowning helplessly because he can't stay afloat without his legs.

>>149834193
Good to know that the fish half of her won't let Anon's carcass go to waste.

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>>149833913
A lonely college kid watches harem animes while his life crumbles around him until he ultimately commits suicide.

>>149834348
Are you me?

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>>149824617
He's the polar opposite of me, I literally cannot see her as anything but sexual in every given situation.
>>149824824
I can honestly say I am none of those three things either and can understand fully your viewpoint, she would truly make for a wonderful portable friend. I'll even let you carry her around sometimes after I marry her, but I've read too many NTR doujins to leave you alone with her body, that's the line.

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>>149834348
the story of all on this thread

If you could fuse two monster girls, which ones do you choose? What kind of results were you hoping for?

>>149834520
Ogre and dragonewt

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>>149825664
That sounds like a real nightmare

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>>149834520
Slime with anything, really.

Slime with spider to make slime that can websling around and make itself into a wrecking ball.

Slime with bird to create flying slime blob that dives on its prey while reproducing by scattering slime balls to the wind during asexual division.

Slime with horse to create galloping slime ball with a nice ass.

The list goes on.

>>149834520
Give Miia's snek tongue to Rachnera.
Merino the size of Tio/Cathyl.

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>>149834348
But I'm not in college, I'm a construction worker

>>149834520
Lala and Cerea for a Headless Horsewoman.

>>149834520

Cathyl and Cerea.

Thank you crab.

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>>149834876
>Cathyl and Cerea.
heavyweight.jpg

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>>149834670
That's even sadder :^(

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I'm trying to get these out but too bad they have shit quality

>>149833913
>long ago in a distant land, there was a rich family of 2 beautiful twin sisters and a strict mother
>because of the mother's orders, one of the sisters, the Favored one, was destinied to become the heir of the family's name, she was bathing in praise, money and trophy husbands day and night; while the other sister, the Unfavored one, was free spirited girl, left with little to no responsibilities, much to the dismay of her mother; she also had a poor yet caring lover, a simple peasant who's wish was to be by her side at all times.
>one day, the unfavored daughter was caught in a prison cell by her begrudjed mother for her unroyal behavior and mischief; her last words before being thrown in a dungeon were pleads to the favored sister to tell her lover that she will miss him greatly
>seeing how much the well-being of her lover meant to her twin sister, the favored one decided to travel to his house, but instead of telling him the truth, she wore her unfavored sister's clothes, disguising herself as his beloved one, and became his wife for him and her sister's sake, never ever telling him the truth

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>>149827203
Attempted to make another one of these from the OAD. Here's a new Bina face for your corpseposting needs.

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Tentacle hugs. Yay or Nay?

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>>149835366
nice

>>149835308
>long ago in a distant land
You posted this in Aku's voice...

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>>149835397
yay

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>>149835308
>fucked over her whole shitty family in order to keep a guy she barely knows happy because that was pretty much her sister's wish
That is some sort of very advanced cucking here

>>149835397

Ye/ss/

>>149835397
>>149835477
It has to take a lot of trust to fuck a beak.

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>>149832119

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>>149835589
The kind of trust you and your waifu will never have!

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>>149835811
I want to hear her accent.

>>149835840
probably Jamaican

>>149835463
..fuck, you're right. I hope this doesn't mess with the story reception too much
who am i kidding this is a fucking Samurai Jack prologue shit now

>>149835366
Neat. Thanks m8.

>>149834421
Chill with the sexual fantasy of Lala, Anon.

>nurses gives her valium to calm her anxiety, caused by her social anxiety and constant bullying
poor girl

>>149835397
Nay to the tentacles. And nay to the /ss/ of monster girls.

>>149834520
>Doppel + Smith
>results: Robbie Rotten monmusu

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>>149836125
forgot pic
still, now she gets lots of bullying in the anime and sexual bullying by her fans

>>149836166
>sexual bullying
But I want to sexually love her. (And her armpits and pee.)

>>149828753
would a camel spider monster girl have camel toe?

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>>149836166
Lala a dirty slut. :^)

>>149836419
Where'd you get the subbed video from?
Or where could I get the video and sub file?

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>>149836419
yet she liked it

>>149836419
>Disgusting
She has been blowing men as she was escaping from Ms. Smith to earn money so she can finally meet Kimihito by paying bus fares.
It all makes sense now.

>>149836419
>I'll never bukkake Lala
>Lala will never piss-bukkake me
Suffering until death.

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yes

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>>149833913

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>>149836477
http://rawranime.tv/anime/3582-monster-musume-no-iru-nichijou-ova
Bottom of the page, pick a quality.

>>149836763
>streaming

>really fucking bored
>remember that neat thing about cornstarch and how it becomes non-newtonian and shit when you add the right amount of water
>decide to get some when i go to the store and make oobleck because cornstarch is dirt cheap
>absent-mindedly just goofing around with a bowl of the stuff, noticing the texture of the solidifying bits as I hold them, the viscosity of the loose drainage
>inexplicable but genuine arousal

Is this what being a true Suufag is like?

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>>149836116
Do not put me in front of a buffet and tell me not to eat, dear friend of mine. I will fuck you up.

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>>149836809

>>149836809
Yes.
>>149836901
I know you love Lala to death, but maybe you can at least describe about how you show your affection to her instead of wanting to fuck her brains out.

>>149836977
I don't know either and it confuses the fuck out of me. Who gets turned on by cornstarch? Send help.

>>149836544
I want a metal edit of this. Lala in full chunni gear, a never ending stream of blood from her decapitated head, doorway to hell behind her.
Left nurse throwing horns get turned into a demon or whatever, right nurse is a pitiful soul on its way down.

>>149825352
My gf's twin sister tried to pull that shit on me during the early years of our relationship, it would of worked but she didn't know how easy it was to differentiate her from her sister.

>>149837097
use it as material for a fleshlight

>>149837120
So what was the difference?

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>>149831209
>Then you strike up a conversation and show her that you don't care about her spider bit
What's the point of liking monstergirls if you don't like their monster parts?

>>149837206
She was the evil twin, so obviously she had the goatee.

>>149836702
So, about the spider abdomen... is it just literally a projection of her ass cheeks?

>>149837471
I think the spider abdomen connects to the human body near the thighs

>>149837350
>Girl with a goatee
Kek

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>>149837129
wouldn't that cause a yeast infection?

>>149837336
>don't care
that means neutrality, anon. I wouldn't fug a spider girl just because she is what she is, but it wouldn't turn me off either.

Rachnee-san is best girl because of her personality.

>>149837645
don't care just sounds kind of insincere
Rachnera a best

>>149837645
im not saying fuck the fluid
im saying put some of it in a bag or something and line the inside of something with said bag
i dunno

>>149837206
I'll tell you to whole story.

I had to stay back after school to deal with an issue one of my friends was having, I told my gf i'll go to her house when i'm finished. When I got there, her sister was waiting for me, she got up and hugged me, nothing out of the ordinary so I thought it was actually my gf.

She then wraps her arms around my neck and starts saying some things that at the time I never expected her to say, this is when I begin to realise it wasn't her. At the time, my gf was very shy and reserved and her sister was more outgoing and social, she had never acted that way before. I pushed her away and demanded to know where her sister was.

She gave up and told me she'd gone with their mother because needed help with something. She did apologise and I did forgive her, she's never tried to do something like that again.

So the difference in personality was what made easy to tell them apart.

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>>149837072
You don't think that'd be a little too... sentimental? A bit mushy maybe?

>>149837710
The solid parts are distinctly solid, and the not solid parts are distinctly fluid, no real in-between. It wouldn't hold its shape and would be uncomfortable if it did.

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>Reminder Ms. Smith is Best Girl.

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>>149837777
not like this goddamnit

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>>149837777
> Reminder Suezo is best girl.

>>149837574
She seems to have a set of human legs out front.