How would you go about defeating this dangerous vampire?
>>149766855
She can't keep me if I don't invite her into my house.
>>149766877
This isn't Shiki anon.
>>149766855
>dig pitfall
>cover it
>place donut in center
>???
>profit
May accidentally catch a cop, homer simpson, or Vash the Stampede.
>>149767024
I don't think that plan would work.
>>149766855
Lead her into a big group of vampire hunters lead by Gaen with donuts. None of that fag trio shit.
take her to picnic on sunny day and have her eat donuts, one of which being garlic, while patting her head. when she's distracted and weakened i will strike stake through her heart.
Shove my "stake" into her chest
>>149767688
>garlic donut
>>149767688
The garlic won't even manage to make her breath smell and she'll regenerate the wound from the stake in less than a second. Then she will literally bite your head off.
Last time I checked, bullets are an effective way to stop a heart.
>>149767777
i'll prepare a squirt bottle with holy water then.
Seduce her and spend my entire life alongside her so that she will willingly die with me to avoid being alone again.
Why have vampires evolved into near gods in fiction?
>>149766855
three words: call the Church
>>149767898
Power creep. Though Kiss-Shot is ridiculously powerful, even for a vampire, in her world.
>>149766855
GG.
>>149767939
>>149767409
It'll work perfectly. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
>>149767915
It didn't turn out too hot last time.
>>149767951
>WoW
>PCs have spiral energy
>spiral nemesis confirmed to exist in the setting
>not anime
>>149768005
That's the kind of shit that just won't work on my Senpai.
>>149766855
With my dick
>>149768020
>spiral energy
>>149768051
>he hates best anime of all time
>>149767838
I knew there was a reason why I spray painted my super soaker pen.
>>149768051
Sir, you are wrong.
>>149768191
>>149767522
She still might win if you don't conduct a covert heart-stealing operation first.
>>149768005
That's because they didn't call the Russian Orthodox Church.
>>149766855
>>149768098
>>149768191
>>149768258
TTGL is almost as bad as battle shonen and you should kill yourselves.
>>149768005
>calls himself a priest
>can't even cast smite undead
>doesn't channel the Light
He was doomed from the start
>>149768417
>>149768523
>fujoshit
>>149767797
>>149768338
Maybe silver bullets would be an inconvenience.
>>149768612
>insecurity
>>149768642
You can always just shoot her until she dies. You just have to have enough dakka at your disposal.
>>149768724
It might be possible if she never fought back or even moved and you had a priest with Monogatari Series specialist knowledge or Nasu-style conceptual weapons.
>>149768837
How about we dispense with the delusion that weaponry can harm her, and instead focus on conquering her with the power of dick.
>>149766855
Give her the stake!
>>149768837
That's where the whole "enough dakka" part comes into play. If enough dakka is amassed in one place, nothing could survive it. Nothing.
>>149768891
This is honestly the more sane plan than outright trying to kill her.
>>149768976
How about things that can regenerate from scattered ashes?
>>149768191
Not so good.
>>149769017
That would imply that there would be ashes left.
>>149769201
I guess I don't know the full power of this spicy russian maymay.
>>149769234
>dakka
>russian meme
How new are you?
>>149768652
>projecting
>>149769420>hotheadness
>>149769564
>3d posters
>>149768927
How would a 600 year old vampire like their steaks?
>>149767898
Bad writing
>>149770549
Still warm from her personally killing the cow seconds prior, or medium rare.
>>149767522
The only reason why they were even a threat was because Oshino nothing personnel'd her and took her heart without her knowing. Kabuki should be proof enough that she can fuck them all without breaking a sweat.
>>149770674
It still kinda amazes me, that he managed to do that, and then jobbed together with all other hunters and exorcists to her in kabuki.
>>149770782
I still don't know how. If she was trying to off herself why didn't she just let the specialist fuck her shit up
>>149766855
Mustard gas
>>149770847
Spite? Who knows.
>>149770847
She literally pussied out
>>149766855
SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVE
>>149771007
I think he was talking about vengeful Route X Kiss-Shot.
>>149771218
my bad
>baddest oddity on the planet
>literally cannot be killed, can't even really kill herself
>heightened senses, heightened response times, a near perfect being
>gets scared when someone touches her from behind
How can anyone take this loser seriously?
>>149771642
>deep in thought
>someone touches you
>jump a bit
This bait was never good.
>>149771642
>literally cannot be killed
>>149766855
seal her with pregnancy every nine months until she has too many children to take care of
>>149771731
Who cares if she's deep in thought? She should be unafraid of anything this shitty world has in it. She's been alive for 500 years, what could there possibly be to scare her?
>>149766855
Cock. Vampires can't beat the cock.
>>149772590
Kiss-Shot can respect a man brave enough to try to get some vampire poon.
Buying explosive donuts D:
kiss her like an Italian
>>149773812
That's how you make her tsundere happy. Not how you defeat her.
>>149766855
By calling in a specialist.
>>149767745
They don't even make garlic donuts, anon.
>>149774594
He's probably just go with an onion bagel if he came up with that sort of half-baked plan.
>>149766855
With my hyper weapon!