How is Aqua a goddess of water? She's a goddess of plague and ill fortune.
She is literally the opposite of a goddess of plague, you walking corpse.
She's also a beacon of light and the drawing point for anyone around her.
Not water created or touched by Aqua though
Deceptive, vile criminals of Eris truly are the bane of society. How do we get rid of them?
Solid plan. As expected of a smart and productive member of the Axis cult.
Sounds to me like OP is related to slugs
Impressive Axis turnout today. Time to break upon a bottle of wine
Those trips are a blessing from our goddess. Checked.
So her full name is Berserk Stylish Sword Iris. She's becoming more and more like Kazuma in this volume.
Seventh doctrine of the Axis cult:
>Thou shall not endure. Drink when you want to drink. Eat when you want to eat. You may not get to eat it tomorrow
Cheers, fellow Axis friends
Ofcourse. Take a bath with her and drink the water.
Don't you have some of Vanir's profit to waste on stupid shit, slug?
Filthy Eris cultist, may your toilets clog up as you flush them, may your toilet paper run out when you need it the most, and may all your women suffer from padded-bra syndrome.
>may all your women suffer from padded-bra syndrome
You are a rare breed. You can stay, even though Dorkness is an Eris whore.
>that moment when they realized the damage caused by her massive tidal flood was not 300 million eris, but in the billions
I want to be nice to Darkness, but I fear to her that's actually rude.
Just indulge her fantasies. At one point Kazuma is genuinely cruel to her and she fucking snaps. If he wasn't carrying all the buffs from Aquas arsenal, she would have broken every bone in his body.
Reminder that no matter what kind of developments ANY of the other girls gets, Aqua will always remain the closest person to Kazuma.
This is true. Their bond transcends every other relationship they have, even if Kazuma gets romantically involved.
They depend on each other thoroughly, and either wouldn't function without the other.
Friendly note that every single Konosuba is fit for bullying.
Succubus is NOT for bullying.
Succubus is for protection against jealous partymembers
Actually she has a few moments of bonding with Wiz later on, so she doesn't actively bully her so much. But she blames everything on Vanir, a duke of hell, and keeps killing his physical form.
>king and prince are stuck at the frontlines
>meanwhile kazuma's ragtag bunch of misfits have already neutralized over half of the demon king's generals
And yet Iris who has explosions stronger than Megumin, healing powers more holy than Aqua, and actual swordsmanship skill that makes her better than Kazuma's entire party combined is less powerful than her brother and father?
I want to get a visit from a succubus.
Individually, Kazumas girls are stronger though. Nobody can hold a candle to Aquas heals when she tries. Megumin is the pinnacle of a min max'd crimson, and Darkness' stamina and endurance is only matched by the most elite monsters in the world. But yeah, she could probably take them all in a 1v1.
>There are things we must protect, under any circumstance
Then you have to level social skills and fuck someone in the guild. Succubi don't want your dirty irl penis, just the energies you release from sexual pleasure
I think he's pretty toned, tbqh
This also puzzles Kazuma throughout the series. He keeps being confused about where her line between her hornyness and her batshit anger goes
The sensible explanation would be her getting mad when he is an ass to people other than herself.
And when he breaks the mood, I suppose. When she literally asks him to fuck, he tells her she's gotten even more toned abs, and she goes psycho
>everyone is really stupid
>aqua's intelligence is below average
So she must be like, super stupid.
So, without Aqua Kazuma's would be dead and his team would have failed to defeat numerous foes. Aqua is great. Being a little in debt is a small price to pay for having such a great team member.
Without Aqua Kazuma wouldn't even have a team since Aqua is the one that made the wanted ad. Kazuma would've joined Dust's party instead, Megumin would've
been saved by Yunyun right before shestarved to death in a dark alley, and Darkness would be fucked by an old fat man for the rest of her days like she always wanted.
Aqua is objectively the best lifecompanion:
>Can entertain herself
>Not shy of sex
>An actual god
>Idea of a date would be mountains of food, getting smashed, fucking in a haystack
>Liked by everyone
>Can entertain herself
>that moment when the ghost steals the expensive wine she has been saving up for since day one, and has been saving for a special occassison
I was genuinely angry at spirits for a long time
Speaking of smug.. How smug is "too smug"?
Are the Crimson Demons out of control? Can any one group be trusted with
>this much smug?
Name one thing Aqua can do to convert the entire Crimson Demon village to her faith.
They literally worship a japanese catgirl in a swimsuit, so if she immitated that perhaps?
Or if she completely outdid them when she introduces herself, and has a 5 minute monolog prepared, followed by a fuckton of divine fireworks
Have a chuuni as fuck chant as her hymn, call it the "Aria of flowing life", and change her grand priest's title to "Arch-Magister". They'd join in droves just to be able to pray.
>Conjure a local rainstorm
>Flick her hair
>Summon her staff
>BEHOLD THE APEX GODDESS OF WATER
>OBJECT OF WORSHIP FOR THE MIGHTY AXIS CULT
>VANQUISHER OF DEMONS AND MONSTERS, UNDEAD AND DEVILS
>WITNESS THE PURE AND RAW POWER OF A GODDESS
then she'll be interrupted by Crimson orgasms and praise. Easy
How's she a goddess with such a low power level anyway?
A level 100 carrot is still a carrot.
Honest question. There's no way she'd even be able to beat Rinne, even though she's just a human girl.
She can flood a small country, she's wearing an indestructible divine relic, and her stats are as maxed out as possible in her world. But I mean, she is just powerful in fantasy australia