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How is Aqua a goddess of water? She's a goddess of plague

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How is Aqua a goddess of water? She's a goddess of plague and ill fortune.
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>>149670943
You want me to beat you up, nerd?
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>>149670943
Water can spread plagues
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OP must be a filthy undead.
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>>149670943
She's a goddess of ass.
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>>149670943
OP pleases Wiz for money.
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>>149670943
She is literally the opposite of a goddess of plague, you walking corpse.
She's also a beacon of light and the drawing point for anyone around her.
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>>149671331
Not water created or touched by Aqua though
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>>149670943
Lich pls go and stay go
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>>149670943
As expected of foul Eris cultists. The vermin can't go a day without spreading lies about our beautiful goddess.
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>>149672830
Deceptive, vile criminals of Eris truly are the bane of society. How do we get rid of them?
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>>149672898
Throw stones at their churches, take over their public sermons with our own, but most of all, we must bolster our ranks with the rich and the influential.
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>>149672955
Solid plan. As expected of a smart and productive member of the Axis cult.
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>>149670943
Sounds to me like OP is related to slugs
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Impressive Axis turnout today. Time to break upon a bottle of wine
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>>149673111
Those trips are a blessing from our goddess. Checked.
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SUMMARY FOR VOL 10 WHERE?

IRIS
MASTER
RACE
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So her full name is Berserk Stylish Sword Iris. She's becoming more and more like Kazuma in this volume.
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>>149673322
Seventh doctrine of the Axis cult:
>Thou shall not endure. Drink when you want to drink. Eat when you want to eat. You may not get to eat it tomorrow
Cheers, fellow Axis friends
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>>149673606
Long live the Axis, fuck the Allies.
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Can Aqua clean my entire body with her magic? Also my insides? If so, I would start seeing her as a goddess.
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>>149673719
Ofcourse. Take a bath with her and drink the water.
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Megumin is the cutest
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>>149673760
Aqua for life then.
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>>149673719
You would die, very excruciatingly, if all of your blood and various body fluid within your body get turned into pure water.
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yeah fuck that filthy alcoholic peasant of a goddess aqua
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>>149673793
She's alright for a chuuni
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>>149673870
The. Cutest.
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>>149673851
Don't you have some of Vanir's profit to waste on stupid shit, slug?
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>>149673851
Filthy Eris cultist, may your toilets clog up as you flush them, may your toilet paper run out when you need it the most, and may all your women suffer from padded-bra syndrome.
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>>149673927
>may all your women suffer from padded-bra syndrome
Curse broken.
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Darkness > The rest
I want to punish her harsly..
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Is there mineral water approved by Aqua?
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I want Aqua to sit on my face
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>>149673984
Yep.
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>>149670943
water is a unstoppable force of nature, suits her pretty well
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>>149673975
You are a rare breed. You can stay, even though Dorkness is an Eris whore.
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>>149674040
>that moment when they realized the damage caused by her massive tidal flood was not 300 million eris, but in the billions
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I want to be nice to Darkness, but I fear to her that's actually rude.
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>>149673984
She belongs to Coca Cola executives
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>>149674164
Just indulge her fantasies. At one point Kazuma is genuinely cruel to her and she fucking snaps. If he wasn't carrying all the buffs from Aquas arsenal, she would have broken every bone in his body.
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Reminder that no matter what kind of developments ANY of the other girls gets, Aqua will always remain the closest person to Kazuma.
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>>149674221
Yeah, it's actually kind of funny that she's actually offended at his moments of douchery.
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>>149674064
No, she's my whore.
I will spank her with a cane and finger her to orgasm after orgasm.
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>>149674276
This is true. Their bond transcends every other relationship they have, even if Kazuma gets romantically involved.
They depend on each other thoroughly, and either wouldn't function without the other.
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Friendly note that every single Konosuba is fit for bullying.
Except one.
Succubus is NOT for bullying.
Succubus is for protection against jealous partymembers
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>>149673944
She's just a few steps away from seeing the light of the true goddess. You have no power here, permaflat worshipper.
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>>149674491
Was all that QUALITY fixed in the BDs?
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>>149674530
buy them and find out
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>>149674530
Don't know, got it from here
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>>149673483
When did Iris turn into a Mary Sue? Why do they even need Japanese teens with cheats to defeat the demon king if Iris can destroy his entire army singlehandedly?
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>>149673909
I really can imagine Aqua using Wiz as a whipping boy for any comments she gets that she doesn't like.
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>>149674604
Writers probably got positive feedback on her and went over the top
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>>149674604
Iris isn't as strong as her father and brother, and they're stuck in a deadlock at the frontlines.

That should tell you how strong/edgy the demon king is.
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>>149674623
Actually she has a few moments of bonding with Wiz later on, so she doesn't actively bully her so much. But she blames everything on Vanir, a duke of hell, and keeps killing his physical form.
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>>149674699
This. By vol 9, Aqua and Wiz get along quite well and Vanir becomes Aqua's primary victim.
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>>149674677
That must be some scary sort of frontlines if Megumin is capable of guerilla soloing an entire demon army and Iris is stronger than her.
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>>149674677
>king and prince are stuck at the frontlines
>meanwhile kazuma's ragtag bunch of misfits have already neutralized over half of the demon king's generals

And yet Iris who has explosions stronger than Megumin, healing powers more holy than Aqua, and actual swordsmanship skill that makes her better than Kazuma's entire party combined is less powerful than her brother and father?
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>>149670943

I want to get a visit from a succubus.
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>>149674833
Individually, Kazumas girls are stronger though. Nobody can hold a candle to Aquas heals when she tries. Megumin is the pinnacle of a min max'd crimson, and Darkness' stamina and endurance is only matched by the most elite monsters in the world. But yeah, she could probably take them all in a 1v1.
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>>149674853
>There are things we must protect, under any circumstance
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>>149674853
But what if I want more than a dream
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>>149675102
Nigger, you will shrivel up and die.
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>>149675102
Then you have to level social skills and fuck someone in the guild. Succubi don't want your dirty irl penis, just the energies you release from sexual pleasure
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>>149674999
That ass is PHAT
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>>149675204
Even better
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>>149675102
Then wake up in the middle of the dream and see what the succubus is doing to get her sustenance.
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>>149675102

I'd say a succubus dream is worth about the same as a real encounter.
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>>149675219
I think he's pretty toned, tbqh
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>>149675236
But what would she be doing?
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>>149675415
probably siphoning your feelings
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>>149675415
>>149675756
Just like Vanir gains power from negative emotions.
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>>149674332
This also puzzles Kazuma throughout the series. He keeps being confused about where her line between her hornyness and her batshit anger goes
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>>149675905
Yeah, sort of just tuning into the emotions, you'd imagine. Vanir never really does anything to absorb them, he's just in the vicinity
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>>149675957

The sensible explanation would be her getting mad when he is an ass to people other than herself.
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>>149676099
And when he breaks the mood, I suppose. When she literally asks him to fuck, he tells her she's gotten even more toned abs, and she goes psycho
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>>149676203
>he compliments her body
>she goes psycho

There's no pleasing this crazy bitch.
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>>149674677
>>149674833
>>149674972
The important thing to remember about the Konosuba world is that everybody is really stupid.
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>>149676448
>everyone is really stupid
>aqua's intelligence is below average

So she must be like, super stupid.
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>>149676611
But she's cute so it's okay.
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>>149676752

This, I would tenderly look after Aqua no matter how stupid she is, Aqua is a good girl.
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>>149676778
>in debt
>good

Yeah...
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>>149676872

So, without Aqua Kazuma's would be dead and his team would have failed to defeat numerous foes. Aqua is great. Being a little in debt is a small price to pay for having such a great team member.
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>>149676964
Without Aqua Kazuma wouldn't even have a team since Aqua is the one that made the wanted ad. Kazuma would've joined Dust's party instead, Megumin would've been saved by Yunyun right before she starved to death in a dark alley, and Darkness would be fucked by an old fat man for the rest of her days like she always wanted.
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>>149677092
More importantly, without Aqua we wouldn't have gotten all those fanservice shots of her ass.
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>>149676611
>>149676752
Aqua is objectively the best lifecompanion:
>Hilarious
>Can entertain herself
>Not shy of sex
>An actual god
>Idea of a date would be mountains of food, getting smashed, fucking in a haystack
>Naturally happy
>Liked by everyone
>Not clingy
>Can entertain herself
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>>149677204
She truly is a blessing from the heavens.
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Fire Emblem Aqua is also an idiot who suffers a lot

Must come with the name
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>>149677204
You forgot the part where she cheats on you multiple times cause you forgot to buy her an anniversary gift
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>>149677627
Why would you forget to buy her gifts? Are you an Eris cultist?
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>>149677627

Well that's your fault for not tenderly looking after her.
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>>149670943
Where do you think life came from?
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>>149677627
You forgot the part where she isn't driven by sex, but would probably just steal your booze, get drunk and vomit on your things.
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>>149677627
Cheating to get back at you is an Eris thing, something Darkness would do. Aqua would just guilt trip you and steal your shit
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>>149677812
>steal your booze
That's super adorable.
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>>149677890
>that moment when the ghost steals the expensive wine she has been saving up for since day one, and has been saving for a special occassison
I was genuinely angry at spirits for a long time
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>>149677948
Aqua eventually forgives the poor lonely soul and lets her linger. You should forgive her too, anon.
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Smug Aqua is best Aqua.
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>>149678071
I know, she's kind to it. I just felt bad for her, since it's hard for her to save up for anything, and they were broke as fuck when she finally got the bottle she wanted.
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>>149678143
Speaking of smug.. How smug is "too smug"?
Are the Crimson Demons out of control? Can any one group be trusted with
>this much smug?
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>>149672898
>How do we get rid of them?
PURGE
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Name one thing Aqua can do to convert the entire Crimson Demon village to her faith.
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>>149678495
That´s tough.
They literally worship a japanese catgirl in a swimsuit, so if she immitated that perhaps?
Or if she completely outdid them when she introduces herself, and has a 5 minute monolog prepared, followed by a fuckton of divine fireworks
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>>149678495
Have a chuuni as fuck chant as her hymn, call it the "Aria of flowing life", and change her grand priest's title to "Arch-Magister". They'd join in droves just to be able to pray.
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>>149678495
>Conjure a local rainstorm
>Flick her hair
>Summon her staff
>BEHOLD THE APEX GODDESS OF WATER
>OBJECT OF WORSHIP FOR THE MIGHTY AXIS CULT
>VANQUISHER OF DEMONS AND MONSTERS, UNDEAD AND DEVILS
>WITNESS THE PURE AND RAW POWER OF A GODDESS
then she'll be interrupted by Crimson orgasms and praise. Easy
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>>149678495
Impossible
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>>149670943
How's she a goddess with such a low power level anyway?
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>>149679277
she started at max level though, she's just retarded
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>>149679277
How are you posting bait with such low power level anyway?
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>>149679320
A level 100 carrot is still a carrot.
>>149679338
Honest question. There's no way she'd even be able to beat Rinne, even though she's just a human girl.
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>>149679553
She can flood a small country, she's wearing an indestructible divine relic, and her stats are as maxed out as possible in her world. But I mean, she is just powerful in fantasy australia
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