>your waifu locked your dick in a chastity cage and filled

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>>149613302
>Go to hospital
>Get chastity cage removed
>Call police
>Get my "waifu" arrested for abuse and possibly sexual violence

I hope she has fun being molested by musclar she-bitches in prison and I hope the Nips make an anime about it. "My cellmate can't be this cute!" or something.

Shim the shackle, then lock her in chastity for being naughty.

>>149613302
>*teleports behind her*
>"that was a m'stake"

>>149613302
>Superglue in the lock
Why would you even do that?
The fun is in unlocking it ever now and then

>>149613302
It depends of what time of the week and day it happen; calling in sick would be the hard part, so if I had to I would be fairly annoyed.
You would have to go to the ER, because jeweler level tools more or less needed; I guess you could try your luck with a bolt cutter, but that would be risky.
After that just report it to the police and sue her.
>>149613413
Pressed update and saw that you wrote pretty much the same thing.

>>149613302
I deploy the technique of taking my cock into my body, slipping the cage off

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>>149613302
joke's on her, I can't even get erections anymore

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>>149613302
>Implying the lock can beat the cock.

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I assume she's also fucking me with a strap-on.

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>>149613302
Stare intently at her and laugh triumphantly as her effort was wasted. "It doesn't have a use anyway" ;_;

>>149614256
i need source

>>149613302
Smash my groin into her face repeatedly until it breaks. As if I would let anyone do that in the first place.

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>>149613482
>m'stake

>>149614321
How are you going to piss?

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>>149613302
>more

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My waifu would never do that and that bitch, whoever she is, gets this for pissing me off and impersonating my waifu.

>>149613302
for a moment I thought "keyhole" was a euphemism for dickhole

>>149613302
I don't have an image of a locked dick trying to get hard, but imagine I'm posting one.

>>149614402
Chastity belt has allowances for your daily waste disposal needs.

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>putting superglue in the lock
>not pouring superglue into the cage, making it impossible to remove without tearing the skin off half your dick

Step it up.

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Keep it on and see how long I can last without fapping

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>>149613302
>unironically having a waifu

>>149614864
What? How would you "ironically" have an actual, physical waifu who could glue your cock in a box?

Cut it off because I have tools, not like some sort of nu-male.

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>>149614332
I'll bet you do.

>>149614703
How did she get super glue on her eye?

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>>149613302
She will pay for what she did to me.

>>149613302
I've been meaning to quit masturbating anyways. So whatever.

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>>149614864

Is there anything more humiliating than being locked in a cock cage and having to watch her fuck other men?

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>>149615984
You might not get to watch, even though everyone else does.

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>>149615536
>not giving anon the source that he so desperately needs to release

Perfectly in character for the youjo you are posting

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>>149616341
That's the idea, friend. He'll get it if he wants it badly enough.

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>>149616528
Let's keep taunting him

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My Waifu wouldn't do that to me. She loves the Dick to much.

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>>149616576
Let's.

>>149615984
Being locked in a cock cage and having to watch her fuck other men while you're forced to dress and act like a girl. It's a strap-on in the ass or maybe even a dick if you break the charade.

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>>149616885
I would like this.

>>149613302
I wanna fuck her face.

>>149616885
>if you break the charade.
if you don't*

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>>149613302
I proceed to break the chastity cage by getting a hard-on, find someone other anon's waifu, fuck her in front of my waifu and tell her, she will never get the D.

>>149613302
Cry a bit, then get really hard. Ask if I can serve her and how.
But if she suggests cuckold I'm going with first post, no use following someone who doesn't want me.

>>149616885
That's sorta hot.

>>149617423
NO ANON, DON'T DO IT! Please, just because you can't use your dick doesn't mean you should cut it off, that would probably kill you. You have so much to live for.

Theres not enough traps with them.

>>149617277
checked and keked

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Super glue my dick in her pussy and then super glue all over her womb

>>149613302
Have a huge erection, break the lock and have sex with her with my 9 inch dick

>>149613302
I'd beat her to within an inch of death, and then force her to slowly pick the glue out with nothing but her fingernails.
After its off, completely submerge her in super glue and allow several hours to dry.

Then I'll chisel away the excess glue to where the form of the person within is visible, and I'll leave her as a reminder to my next waifu what happens when they displease me.

>>149613413
Wow I bet you're really fun at parties

>>149617746
as all your dick skin gets ripped off

have fun maintaining that erection

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>>149618506
>Not having a diamond dick

>>149613302
>Pulls out katana
>Slash her at the speed of light
>She stands still not knowing what happened
>Blood spews out of all the cuts I made into her
>Tip fedora
>"Huh, nothing personal kid"
>Camera is panned to my back as I slowly walk away into the sunset as i shrink in size

>>149618559
Diamond is the hardest metal known to man.

>>149617939
TWISTED FUCKING PSYCHOPATH

>>149620212
>Not using fear to subjugate your waifu

You must like NTR

>>149613302

As much as I am a fan of cages as anyone else, being locked in a cage for long periods of time can be pretty painful unless it is extremely high quality and you have spent a lot of time getting used to it.

The chafing is real, trust me.

>>149620357
>Needing fear
>Not controlling her undying love and adoration
You must be pretty unlikable anon if even your own waifu can't love you.

>>149620366

>As much as I am a fan of cages as anyone else

Speak for yourself anon, you won't catch my dick anywhere near a cage.

>>149620442
Don't you want to experience the thrill of your waifu having complete control over you?

>>149620442
That's what you think, but one day you'll be caught like a rat in a trap by a dick cage. You'll just be strolling around town with your dick in your hand and not a care in the world then bam, caught in a dick trap.

>>149620492
No.
I want to experience the thrill of my waifu's penis.
You and your waifu can keep all that total control stuff.

>>149620561
I hate when that happens.

Here I am, strolling around stop & shop, erect penis in hand. I'm using my dick to move around the tomatoes to get at the ones that aren't bruised when I hear a snap and bam, my dick's in a cage.

Whoever keeps putting those damn things around town is gonna get his due.

Source? >>149614786

If my waifu were one to pull this sort of shit, she wouldn't be my waifu. Keep your beta fantasies to yourself or go to /d/.

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>>149613302
[x] Genuflect

Then thank her for her kindness and help her find someone else to give her sexual pleasure.

Diamonds are harder than steel. Does she actually think it going to stop me?

>>149623581
I want her to stoke my dick with her toes while she tells me how much bigger her boyfriend is.

>>149623658
Hardness ≠ toughness. Glass is harder than steel, too.

Acetone melts superglue.

>>149623702
Yeah but if you take something a hard as diamonds and make it rapidly expand in a matter of seconds you could probably use it to like pry open like safes and shit by jamming your flacid cock into so Im more than confident it could bust open a dick cage.

>>149623720
And acetone + bleach = chloroform.

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Being a subby bottom I would probably love this, but only forced.

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waifu knows best

>>149613413
>woman
>jailed or possibly even arrested for abuse or sexual violence against a man
You'd be laughed out the police station.

>>149616885
>>149617036
>>149617245
>>149617474
Kill yourselves.

>>149623581
Yozora faces are Fucking diamonds.

>>149624729
But its actually hot. Imagine NTRing a girl from some wimp and then turning him into a submissive slut. You get to fuck and own a couple.

>>149618459
XDDD NICE REDDIT MAYMAY

>>149613302

People did that to my fucking jeep in high school. I was the only kid who had a car and those jealous fucks wouldn't let me hear the end of it.

Keyed it, also.

I just heated up a paperclip and dug it out. Which is what I would do in this situation before smacking her because I'm not some bitch nigga.

Then they wrote faggot in that stupid white shit they write "just married" with on windshields.

Then I got accepted to college. Stupid teacher made an announcement over the speaker that I was the first (and only) kid to get accepted to college.

So they TP'd my house that night.

Goddamn, high school sucked.

>>149625300
>I was the first (and only) kid to get accepted to college.
What part of bumfuck nowhere do you hail from, friend?

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But she wouldn't do that

>>149613302
get my dremel and cut the lock

>>149613302
I'll use a blowtorch to get the lock off, because my dick is diamonds. Now check it.

>>149618805
Metal kek

>>149626446
Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused over 9000 wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with over 9000 buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not the hardest metal known to man.

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>>149626445
One off, my dude

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>>149624056
It's a world where waifus exist, so it's probably a world where justice exists too.

>>149613302
Jokes on her, it's still going up her ass.

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>>149626446

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You will regret the day I free myself, lovable fiend!

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>>149613302
I'll just make a quick trip to the local Krispy Kreme to bribe my way out.

I'd just buy some acetone.

>>149613302
My waifu wouldn't do that, she's too lewd to abstain from sex for that long.

>>149621047
sauce onegai

lewd

>>149613302
I mean, it's not like I'm retarded.
Picking locks isn't that hard with two hands free, and glue can be removed with simple acetone.
Then, once I'm free, I do the responsible thing and beat her to death.

>>149618805

My dick is the hardest diamond known to man

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Doesn't matter when I go Super Nigga God.

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would just cum via my ass

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