Do you like this monkey girl /a/?
Her boobs are bigger than I remember
Sure, for a cum dump. Not relationship material.
>>149601263
Yes.
>>149601263
Monkeys smell bad
>>149601263
Yes. Best non-loli girl.
>>149601297
Yeah.
Ideal FWB or maybe an open relationship.
>>149601360
>open relationship
>>149601297
what the fuck did you just say about my waifu? fucking faggot i will rape you
>>149601263
Yes.
She's in the upper echelon of Monogatari girls
>>149601358
This
>>149601431
Be honest anons, how many times have you fapped to this scene?no less than a dozen for me
>>149601263
there aren't enough vanilla hardcore fucking doujins
>>149602523
http://imgur.com/a/kPZKI
>>149601263
Her monkey arm is cute!
>>149602570
Always knew Kanbaru was very hairy down there.
>>149602523
there are enough considering she's not that popular in japan
>>149604136
Monkeu making me think of being alone in a hot room on a warm summet day, both of you sweaty, pheromones are in the air, one of you starts getting a little curious, one thing leads to another and all of a sudden your sweaty bodies are rubbing against each other as you both make love for the first time.
friendly reminder that if you post image dump threads on /e/ you can attach lewds directly to your post
Id fuck her pussy real good
best girl
Snek a best.
>>149607468
>>149601263
What is she trying to tell us?
>>149607791
>second cutest next to me
Why is Shinobu such a pedo?
>>149606022
It's more fun pushing the envelope of lewd on a worksafe board though.
It's how she would have wanted it.
>>149604522
Doujins of crab being spitroasted when?
>>149607842
SKEEHEE also said that. It's just another way of saying that the bat and the bird are the cutest.
I want to watch this series but there's so many shows/arcs, ovas and spinoffs. What order do you watch everything in? I'd prefer chronological. Help me out senpais.
>>149608001
broadcast
it's always fucking broadcast
>>149608001
if you're autistic don't bother, nothing that happens will make any sense to you
>>149608039
But prequels....
>>149608001
You won't be able to watch chronological for over a year anyway
>>149601431
Wew
>>149607944
But birb is cuter
>>149608091
broadcast
order
>>149608001>>>/google/
Fucking retards
>>149608143
monkey is the only one araragi and crab called cute
therefore she is the cutest
>>149608143
>>149608175
Why does bird have an egg in her hair
>>149608091
Prequels are designed to be watched after the main story, so as to fill in gaps and provide context to the events of the story, they aren't the intended starting place for a viewer. Like if you're introducing someone to Star Wars, you should start them with Episode IV, because that's where you're intended to start, story wise. The prequels serve to answer questions left by the original trilogy as well as provide a lot of world building.
>>149608206
because
>>149608205
>forgetting this
Even the monkey became a batfag
>>149608312
>unironically replying to retards
>>149608382
monkey is an everyonefag
that is part of why she's so best
>>149608399
They can't learn unless they are taught, anon
>>149608512
Theres a huge difference between teaching and spoonfeeding. See >>149608175
>>149608039
unless its gintama
>>149608620
Explaining a concept to someone is different from giving them a singular piece of information they could have found on their own in seconds. I agree that spoonfeeding is wrong, but I also distinguish spoonfeeding from teaching.
>>149608761
Talking endlessly about spoonfeeding is worst option of them all.
If someone has a question someone with more knowledge giving 1 word answer doesnt take anything away from anyone else. Its the normal way to act for humans. Pretending being essentially a psycho is normal is juveline.
>>149601263
I like THIS monkey girl.
>>149608175
Annoys the heck out of me too
>>149608896
Translation literally never
>>149608850
>doesnt take anything away from anyone else
It does. Spoonfeeding takes away the oppourtunity for the retard to learn how to learn.
>>149604136
Why doesnt japan like tomboys?
>>149608727
No, even then.
>>149609380
they have shit taste
>>149608896
My nigga. Itoh Sei knows how to make nearly every female character he draws look god tier.
>>149608896
too furry
I feel like her tits get bigger with ever new series she's in.
>>149609816
You take that back
Monkey has always had perfect petite breasts.
>>149601287
>>149609816
it's fanart. her tits are not that big
>>149609968
if a guy has small hands like donald trump then petite breasts would be ideal
>>149610865
>wanting huge breasts
it's scientifically proven that small breasts are more sensitive
>>149610865
>>149611021
These conflicts become meaningless with bat.
>>149608338
>rape
It's perfectly consensual.
>>149601263
I want to fuck her in fact.
>>149609631
but they like bat
>>149612987
They also like snake.
>>149613019
Not nearly as much as they like Shinobu. She had a complete landslide victory in the Madogatari poll.
>>149613147
>landslide victory
any source?
>>149613184
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2016-05-10/shaft-madogatari-exhibit-publishes-heroine-poll-results/.101935
Almost as many votes as second and thrid place combined.inb4 >ANN
>>149611740
would you rape a monkey?
>>149613225
>monkey not even on the list
sasuga
opinion discarded
>>149614388
Not unless there's a safeword.
When's koyomimonogatari coming out in good quality?
>>149614828
Fuck off commie shill.
>>149614993
How the fuck am I a commie shill? The original was released on an app in 480p
>>149614993
Isn't Commie alright for this series? I've always waited for the coalgirls encodes, but I've heard relatively positive things about commie for monogatari
>>149615178
It is.
It's one of the only things commie has done right.
>>149615108
And there are two subbed versions of the BDs that have been out for months. So the only reason you're not watching those is because you're retarded.
>>149615178
SS was good. Then they lost their translator who gave a fuck and rest has been okay to shit.
>>149601263
>you will never receive a monkey paw handjob
why live
>>149615230
Which is unfortunately all monogatari has.
The only other translations are by cr.
>>149608143
birdfags are insufferable
>>149601263
Only if she sucks on my banana.
I might even shoot her in the face and make her legendary with my load.
>>149608382
>Even the monkey became a batfag
She likes everything Koyomi likes, she's basically genderbent Koyomi
it's why the other genderbent Koyomi ended up being affiliated with her too
>>149613225
Surprised Hachikuji made it on there, that's coolSurprised Yuno's so low too
>>149609968
If she's laying on her back and they're still that size it means they're pretty damn big,
She's nice, but no Gahara.
>>149615517
They are not pretty damn big.
They are perfectly sized.
Do not slander monkey's perfect body
>>149615493
Which is why they are perfect friends/fuck buddies.
>>149607468
You wrote crab wrong
>>149615953
How can anyone like a generic tsundere?
>>149615971
>Huuuu koyomi onii chan am i cute ? uguuu
>let's play twister, please fuck me
C'mon, i ain't saying snek is worst (worst is cat), but she ain't the best either
Also design wise long hair crab > anyone
>>149615971
She's not even a generic tsundere. She's just a run-of-the-mill insecure high school girl.
>>149615971
she's not really a generic tsundere. her character has some depth, anon.
Crabfags, everyone.
Literally cancer.
Cat best girl
>>149616115
What depth?
No really, please tell me.
>>149616148
Go fuck your cold cloaca, reptile fucker
Snake a shit and so are you
>>149616196
Not even a snakefag, but claiming Hitagi has any depth is just delusional.
>it's a "I dislike character therefore they have no character" episode
>>149616280
Instead of meming like a retard, you could just tell me what supposed "depth" crab has?
Crabfags, no hijacking this monkey thread to shit on snakefags.
They are in a bad enough place as it is.
>>149616170
She's interesting, but i can't really get myself to like her
All that nyaan shit and being all know-it-all is getting on my nerve real fast
watching nekomonogatari was a reall pain in the ass
>>149616231
She's hardly one dimensional. It's a pretty big difference from episode one bake to owari gahara.
Her getting over distancing herself from people, realising to trust in others (both koyomi and cat).
Really, her entire character is very interesting to watch throughout Koimonogatari and her interactions with kaiki in particular, how her very hostile behaviour in the beginning of bake has now melted to a very jest-like behaviour.
There's a lot more but it's been ages since I watched it and can't recall all plot points.
>>149616339
>They are in a bad enough place as it is.
She just had an entire volume to herself and she of all characters isbecoming a Specialist now, if anything Snakefags should be over the moon
>>149616419
>She's hardly one dimensional
Her entire character can be summarized as "trust issues".
That's all there is to her.
Sure, they lessen, but that's character development, not depth.
>>149616419
> from episode one bake to owari gahara
She stopped developing as a character since around the beginning of Nise. She's absolutely been the same ever since, and every conversation she's been in since has been the same variation of people being wowed by how amazing she is for being normal now (even Kaiki does the same shit, just dressed up in his usual "lie all the time for no fucking reason" thing)
>>149616301
She's very insecure under the sure and confident front she projects.
She acts like everyone is beneath her and she's indifferent to them but is very protective of people she cares about.
She has trouble showing intimacy but desperately seeks it out.
Not even a crabfag and I can easily see how she's a complex character.
My only problem with her, and it's not even a writing problem but just a character flaw, is that she seems to have no goals that don't revolve around araragi.
>>149616455
>implying snakefags read the LN
>implying snakefags even know moon
>implying snakefags even watch the series and not just look at the screenshot and shitpost in gatari threads.
>>149611088
>Areola-Whatever-Hername-Actuallyis-Hearto-Inno-Bleidu is only 6ft or so tall
Why is everybody such a manlet or a shortstack in the series?
>>149616560
I agree that kaiki is a very overrated character
>le one face man
>>149616696
>list off everything except kissshot
YAOI HOLE
How would a 3DPD monkey look? Like Sawashiro?
>>149617065
No, like those asian chicks in yoga ads.
>>149616491
how would rank the monogatari characters in terms of depth?
>>149617318
I think the ones with actual issues with oddities have more depth
Monkey
CatAraragi/Ougi
I want to grab monkey's belly and massage her uterus while I inject my seed deep within her.
>>149617393
I don't see how Kanbaru has more "depth" than the rest of the main characters. Rainy Devil is a pretty straightforward primary urges versus rationality conflict. She has other aspects to her character, but her kaii doesn't really add much of note. Someone like Tsukihi feels like they would have more depth because it takes a lot longer to read into her character, even if the core concept of it is pretty simple.
>>149617393
Okay but she still has depth.
More so than snake, who just has two shallow layers.
>>149617676
>primary
*primal
http://web.archive.org/web/20150611232902/http://a.pomf.se/avcnpw.webm
>>149617676
>straightforward primary urges versus rationality conflict
Wow you completely miss everything don't you?
Rainy Devil was about monkey's insecurity and envy, something which she was very much aware off and hated. She wanted to be a good person but her own self-esteem was pretty much gone and she envied how everyone else seemed to have their life together and hated them for it.
And because of that she hated herself and tried to bury all her envy and hate at other people deep down. The devil's paw forced all of it to the surface and made her act on her repressed anger.
Which of course made her hate herself even more.
The fact that the paw remained after the arc was showing how those feelings never went away. She still hated Araragi and envied him, she just couldn't act anymore because she was powerless to change how crab felt.
But even so, the very next episode she risks her life to keep Araragi from killing himself. She could have let him go get killed and crab might have even not blamed her but she didn't.
Because while she hates and envies Araragi she also loves him, that was the point. She hates everyone she sees as successful around her because she admires them. She hates her own envy because she's envious of people she looks up to. That was supposed to be her duality, and why the OP in her first arc is named what it is.
>>149616184
Most tsunderes don't deliberately invoke tsundere by name as a screen to make their insecurity and communication issues less real. She even gets called out on not quite pulling it off.
>>149617774
that sound causes a tingling in my stomach anon
what does it mean?
>>149617907
Yeah. So part of her thinks/wants to do bad things, and she feels like she's a bad person because of it because the rest of her doesn't. That's a straightforward primal urges versus rationality conflict. It's pretty simple. If you've not already encountered this and solved it for yourself you basically fail as a human.
>>149618020
Envy is not a particular primal urge. It's a pretty abstract urge.
Also most people don't respect who they envy. They make up excuses as to why they don't deserve the things they have.
You can just boil down cat's problem to "Is frustrated with life situation with no way to fight against it"
Or Araragi's to "Idiot who can't appreciate life because of low self esteem and guilt"
Doesn't mean that the way the approach and try to deal with their problems doesn't have depth.
Monkey's character that simultaneously loves and hates the people she's close to is interesting. Her struggling to cope with that is also interesting.
Not to mention her other problems like trying to come to terms with what she actually wants from life and how to balance being friends with two people she's attracted to, who are in a relationship.
I love Monkey so much.
>>149618376
Kanbaru's issue is anger in general. That's why it extended back into beating up her bullies in elementary school. That's why it's represented with a monkey.
>most people don't respect who they envy. They make up excuses as to why they don't deserve the things they have.
Cartoon villains do that. Semi-rational people don't.
When you boil down a concept and it comes out as something either novel or unsolvable yet relatable then you have a great concept. Kanbaru's core conflict is a lot like Nadeko's: an adult has inevitably already had to deal with it and figure out how they handle it.
>>149601360
Stop spouting degenerate memes
>>149614388
A better question is would you let her rape you?
>>149618926
Anon very few people have the capacity to be semi-rational as you put it.
Because the truth is a lot of people you envy don't deserve what they have more than you. Life is just not fair, envy makes sense.
I'm not sure what you mean by novel or unsolvable. If it's novel it's unrelatable which is bad. You don't want to make people act in ways nobody can understand or relate to.
If they have an unsolvable problem at best what you have is a tragedy. At worst just a hated character.
The truth is all great characters have simple, relateable problems that others have already overcome. It's how they approach and try to solve it themselves that is interesting to us.
>>149619013
Do I have a choice?
>>149619151
>>149619151
>very few people have the capacity to be semi-rational as you put it
Then I guess we have vastly different life experiences.
>If it's novel it's unrelatable which is bad.
But that's not true. Humans are social creatures. They're built to be able to imagine what it's like to deal with something they see someone else dealing with, even if they've never gone through it themselves. It's called sympathy. If you write a character going through a completely novel situation but do it in a detailed and realistic/internally consistent enough way, people will be able to understand. Let's go to PMMM for an easy example: Homura is generally accepted as a very compelling character, but her main emotional conflict is based around the effect that her time loops have on her relationships with others. No human has ever gone through this, but thousands are able to sympathize with her.
>how they approach and try to solve it themselves that is interesting to us
That can work, but it's only one of the ways that characters generate interest and it's possible to do poorly or just okay. Kanbaru only does it okay and her foil, Rouka, has a fucking retarded extremist way of life that drags Hana into shit. No seriously. I'm not gonna argue this. Rouka's entire problem solving policy is to just wait until you don't care, which just makes you discard things that are valuable to you until you have nothing left.
>>149619621
But what do you mean by novel?
I was under the impression you mean something nobody has ever described or thought about.
Your claim of boiling down a concept and it being novel means it's great.
What does novel mean to you in this context?
>>149601431
what are the red books? is she studying calculus?
>>149621146
The red books represent Marxism.
Kanbaru is a strong believer in worker's rights and social progress.
>>149621560
Ai yo?
>>149620861
Friendly reminder there are people on this site who have this picture saved to their computer
Can you beat monkey in a foot race?
>>149617690
>snake, who just has two shallow layers.
People who say this usually didn't understand Snake at all.
>>149616696
Because Japan.
>>149616455
>Snek of all characters is becoming a Specialist now
what? why?